The four boys were waiting- as usual- at the snowy bus stop for the school bus.
"Jew boy!"
"Fat ass!"
The usual conversation was being played out. In all honesty it was a pretty normal day.
Though, in South Park ( and in the twisted minds of fan fiction authors) there is no such thing as a ' normal' day.
So in the midst of the petty arguing of the two boys, a new girl strutted past the bus stop. She immediately caught all of the boys attention.
Why? You ask, was it her sheer ugliness, her clumsiness, or was just because she was new?
Of course not! She's an OC.
She was beautiful ( 'sigh' where have I heard this before), she had long black hair like a raven. Her eyes were as blue as the summer sky, and she was very slim and slender.
" hi" she said with a sexy accent no one recognised, but still found alluring.
" Hey!" exclaimed all four boys at the same time.
" My name is Mary Sue" she said seductively and before anyone could answer she walked off.
" Wow" Stan whispered, once she had left.
" Hey!" Cartman shouted " I saw her first!"
" Yeah right Fat ass" scoffed Kyle.
"got something to say Jew" Cartman threatened.
" Mmmmm mmmm" said Kenny under his Parka.
Before you knew it the four boys were fighting each other, yelling insults while doing so.
While all this was happening a sound was heard from the trees behind them.
" Damn! She's here" exclaimed a mysterious voice, " looks like we are going to have to go to plan B"…