Ehehehe *Walks in doing the walk of shame" ok so my beautiful readers it's me again you're wonderful and exquisite authoress Vampiie and now… Kyaaaah! *Ducks under a random table very fast to dodge random shit being thrown" Oh Kami! Please spare me! *takes out a mega phone from her hiding place* I know I didn't update this for like erm…. "counts fingers" 3 years…. *sweatdrops" Ooops…. Now I guess you do have a reason to throw random shit at me but I swear it wasn't my fault! I got distracted, lost inspiration, got a bad case of writer's block and I swear I didn't notice that 3 years has already passed and… and… Waaaah! Please take me back into your hearts! This is my last semester in college and I'll try to write random things for you guys to have something to feast upon so please bear with the abnormal updating and disappearing. *Cries violently while sinking to the floor*
Voice from out of nowhere: It seems the authoress has gone pshyco so please enjoy the fanfic that is to follow also since she doesn't update regularly but abnormally Ms. Vampiie does not own Vampire Knight
"Oh god now that was hot" Asuka whispered quietly as she watches the scene before her slightly noting the telltale thud of something dropping.
It took a whole minute before Kaname and Zero registered the accidental or not so accidental locking of their lips with the other and are now scrambling to get Kaname off the silver haired prefect. More like the hunter thrashing violently under the pureblood while Kaname was trying to gracefully lift himself but finding it hard to do so, resulting of his body stuck like glue on the Kiryuu boy's own.
It was laughable really since the night class, who looked like they weren't gonna help their leader up anytime soon, had mixed expressions on the whole situation, of course the models Shiki and Rima adding Akatsuki Kain are still expressionless though if you look closely there is a slight upward motion on their lips, Ruka Souen had her hands on her face that is now projecting a look of absolute horror though she was paralyzed on the spot, right beside her; Asuka finally had an idea what she heard a while ago. She caught a glimpse of a body emitting small but violent spazzes seeing the spiky blonde hair the blackette concluded that Aidou fainted due to him being the reason why their lord was on the ground now with the filthy hunter.
Finally she felt something a little off within the radius of the vampires and Asuka had to slightly tilt her head to the side to see that Takuma Ichijou and her co prefect were smiling, their eyes had stars in them and were they oozing off rainbows and skittles?
'Hm…' Asuna drawled 'Interesting'
'What?' Asuka replied to her ego
'Well those two are practically emitting auras of fangasm' Asuna explained
'And it seems that it's a dream come true for them to finally see some action between those two albeit it was thanks to us that they finally saw a live action scene of the two'
Asuka, finally understanding the situation was nodding to her companion but suddenly felt cold hair sweeping past her environment slightly shivering feeling a presence behind her, it felt evil, angry, and more importantly it wanted revenge.
'Please don't be Zero-kun…. Please don't be Zero-kun…' She kept chanting as she slowly turned around to risk getting a glimpse of the said presence and practically died inside when she saw the silver hair practically flying around, the normally lilac eyes were now replaced with blazing white ones literally shooting off lightning bolts and the wind around the prefect was whirling around him powerful enough to destroy the academy if no one does anything about it.
'Oh shit…' Asuka cursed trying to find her breathing
'Don't just stand there you idiot! Say something! We're dead meat if this continues' Asuna chided
"Umm… Hey Zero-kun! Glad to see that you're finally up" Asuka desperately drawled chancing a glance at the vampire lord who was looking at her with a neutral poise but you can see his eyes were giving off the same aura of what her companion is feeling
"I'm also glad to be up Asuka-san" the Kiryuu heir replied sweetly a little too sweetly
'Damn I knew I should've finished my last will and testament before I left my room' the onyx eyed girl was spouting non-sense while her ego was currently running around due to the stress
'Well Asuka-san, would you mind telling me why the fuck you screamed right behind Aidou if I may add"
"Well… I… you know… funny story about that…. Ehm…"
Asuka kept stumbling of her words trying to find a good explanation while at the same time noting the prefect's flushed cheeks even through his smiling façade his whole face was flushed it was obvious that he was trying not to blush fiery red and well he was actually doing a pretty goddamn good job at it
"Yes?"
"You see…. I actually saw… A spider!" she exclaimed "Yeah that's right there was a big, bad, and awful looking spider that crawled pass me and I had to get behind Aidou-senpai to run a-away from it b-but it still went after me that's why I screamed Yeah that's it"
After her long explanation she suddenly felt a very manly fist thump on her, making the blackette yelp in pain and whine and a very large notable bump appeared on top of the jet black tresses
"Ow! Would it kill you to be gentle?!" the girl whined again while clutching her hair noting that her ego was also doing the same
The hunter snorted
"I would be if you deserved it" He continued "Now you night class better go back to your dorms it's almost sunrise!"
And with that Zero went on his way, more like stomped he would let the two bumbling idiots to handle the vampires he had enough action for one day, with the thought a violent flush was once again noticeable on his very pale skin
"I guess what he said was for the best, come we must go now" Kaname ordered his fellow vampires who are now able to recover from the shock except for Aidou who was now out cold after his spaz attack is now being given a piggyback ride by his cousin.
Asuka can see that most of them are back to normal, well least of them are Ruka was now walking slightly behind the models but was now emitting black manifestations and Takuma who was right behind Kaname had this super happy smile and he was still being surrounded by rainbows
"Well at least the skittles are gone that was too weird" Asuka whispered as she looked at them disappearing behind the iron clad gate and into the huge doors of the Moon dorm.
"I guess it's time for us to get ready for class neh Yuuki-chan" the girl started only to find out that her statement was unheard for the brunette was still in fangasmland
Asuna suggested that she slap the top of her head and she did just that, and when the Cross girl was back to reality she once again repeated her statement
"Oh! You're right Asuka-san, let's go!" Yuuki continued as she dragged the girl back to the girl's sun dorm to get ready for the day
To be continued
Readers: What the hell! Why stop there!
Vampiie: I can't write anymore! My brain is frying, crying, begging for me to stop the madness *crawls pathetically away from enraged readers* I promise I'll try harder really hard so please rallying *desperately tries to stop random people trying to burn her picture"
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