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Chapter 6: Stupid Onna

Hiei POV:

This stupid Onna, I thought as kurama has to push the girl into the portal, She is being so foolish about everything. How could she possibly as strong as her file suggests?

I Jumped in the portal. The girl was staring at herself in the mirror, she screamed and i quickly silenced her by placing a hand over her mouth.

" be quiet you stupid Onna!", I hissed quite harshly in her ear.

Her response was to lick my hand. I reeled away and tripped her as i did so, then caught her wrists just before she hit the ground.

" Disgusting Onna! Did you just LICK me?!", i glared at her.

" I couldn't breath!" , she glared right back, when i met her gaze i could have sworn something flickered in her eyes, "you should have told me my appearence would change to that of a anime nekogal!"

" neko...what?!", my eye twitched, " What nonsense are you spoouting out? Neko... like a cat? you are a wolf weren't you listening when kurama gave you that lecture?"

" I still think these ears and TAIL look more like a cat's.", she muttered, " i'm a witch/ wolf DEMON. wonder how that worked out. i thought witches and demons were enemies, atleast they usually are in books and movies."

" We are enemies but there are very few remaining witches.", Kurama piped in from behind Hiei," come now Hiei, we need her in one piece to show koenma we succeded. Not to mention we should find her clothes and a place to stay. I'm thinking that Genkai should be able to provide a shelter."

I let go of the Onna's wrists and she fell back clumsily. I grinned down at her. She certainly looked different. Her eyes were crimson like mine, her hair was jet black and down to her waist, she was no longer showing ribs through her shirt like a starved dog, in fact, she had perfect shape and curves, not that i cared. I then brought my attention to her fluffy white ears, she was right, they did resemble more of a cat's ears than a wolf's, and her...tail. I could not help but to laugh at it, it was poofy and long, longer than i was. I poked out from her new clothes, which looked quite tight on her. I wonder how that worked. how she suddenly had nicer clothes on then the trash she had been in before. I held out my hand and she got up on her own. I will give her that she is not dependant on others for help.

" what about training?" , I smirked at her, if anyone was going to train this Onna it would be me," Obviously such a rare demon would end up being targeted by demon-hunters as soon as they find out what has been brought into our world.,"

"you have a point, Hiei...", Kurama said thoughtfully, " I suppose that it should be you since the rest of the team is busy with school. "

" heh, thought you'd pin her on me.", i didn't want to sound too excited about being the trainer of one of the most powerful demons that could ever exist, "hurry up Onna, you are going to meet the Prince that settles your fate."

"th-the- WAIT A MINUTE! ", she looked mad," i don't get a choice about anything do i?! what about my own education!? "

" I can appoint a tutor. ", said Kurama.

" I still think that these plans are too perfect! something WILL go wrong i just know it!"

" didn't i tell you before to be quiet you loud Onna?"

I clasp my hand against her mouth once again and dragged her to a golden door. The door opened to reveal koenma, perched at his desk, and writing on papers. The girl just stared at him and licked my hand again. This time i held on no matter how disgusting the action was. Koenma looked up at us and made as close to a smile as he could with the ever-present binky between his lips.

"Hiei! Kurama! You actually got her!" , He jumped down from his chair and examined the girl.

"mhhhfff!", she struggled to get away from me so i finally let go.

She landed on koenma. while scrambling to get up she started laughing.

" A BABY! You weren't joking!"

" i assure you my detectives would never joke while on a job. Well, with the exception of-"

" ALRIGHT BINKY BRAIN! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU WANT THIS TIME!?", said yusuke and he strolled in.

" ever here of knocking, detective? Atleast you did not bring-"

"Heeeeeey? Koenmaaaa you in here?!", kuwabaka Walked in and tripped on a book.

"idiot." , i said over him.

"Ah, good, Yusuke and kuwabara are here just in time to see their new team mate."

everyone but me screamed," TEAMMATE?!"