Kickin' It: She's the Man
disclaimer: i don't own Kickin' it or She's the Man
This is for thoughts mostly.
Here's the next chapter hope you like it.
Chapter 2: Just Like Your Brother
Kims POV
i had my headphones on listening to Wasteland by Matt White when little donna hoe bitch grabbed me from behind and almost made me fall on my behind may i add.
"oh it's you" donna said while scrunching up her nose.
god what is up with her why does my brother even date this little superficial bitch
"you and your brother look scary alike from the back, i think it's from the total lack of curves."
"hah. hi donna it's so good to see you too."
"hmm, I'm looking for your brother, do you now where he is."
" i don't know."
"just remind your brother how lucky he is to be in my life and tell him to give me a call if he wants to stay in it, k"
" um ya totally does he have your number 1-800-beyotch."
haha good one kim good one
donna just mimicked me since she probably couldn't come up with a better come back. i turned back towards my house.
she will do great things
i opened the door to my house to find my mom waiting for me at the staircase shaking her hands rapidly.
"hi mom" i said in a monotone voice.
gasp " i have a surprise for you!"
and this is why i don't have friends over
"mom, not know I'm in a really bad mood."
"oh this is just the thing to perk you up." she said while putting her hands over my eyes.
"hold on."
"ok."
"keep your eyes closed, tada." she took her hands off my eyes and as soon as my vision set in i saw three dresses laying on the coach as my mom held up each dress for my viewing.
god these dresses are horrible does my mom really think i would wear these.
"beautiful gowns for my darling debutante"
" mom i told you a thousand times i have no interest in being a debutante it's totally archaic!" my mom put the dress down and had a disappointing look one her face.
"how could i wind up with a daughter who only wants to kick a muddy ball around a field all day?"
" well, the world has been set right, mom they cut my team." i then tried to leave the living room but my mom just had to talk again.
"what? no soccer?"
"yeah. that's right. no soccer."
"how sad."
"yeah, i can see you're all torn up." i really just wanted to get out of there and lock myself in my room like a normal teenager.
"well, Brody's gonna love you in this dress."
"yet another reason not to wear it i dumped him."
"what! why?" i stomped upstairs.
"i don't want to talk about it."
"but he's so handsome and rugged and chiseled and great."
" then why don't you date him mom." i was at the top of the stairs and looked back for like a millisecond and saw the expression on my moms face. it was in between of actually thinking to dating him or not. i can't believe her. when i got to my room i was surprised to find my brother in our room packing up all of his clothes. we are twins by the way. we are complete opposites, he's into music and I'm into sports.
"hey jerry, uh you ok?"
"hi, ya"
"donna was looking for you."
" mmm." he said.
"why do you even date her, anyway?"
"she's hot! it's a guy thing." he said as he continued packing.
"yuck, but she's so awful.
" hahahaha." he finished packing and threw his luggage out the window.
"uh, you know you can use the front door?" i said sarcastically.
"ya, but mom can't see me, she thinks I'm staying at dads, dad thinks I'm staying at mom's and in two days they both think I'm going away to school, that is the beauty of divorce."
"wait, where are you going?"
"london for a couple of weeks."
" as in London, England?"
"ya, my band got a slot at a music festival there."
"ok, what are you gonna do about school?"
"yeah, i was kind of hoping you could help me with that, could you pretend to be mom, call seafood academy, tell them I'm sick, something good, like mad cow?" he said as he was tying a rope to the window so he could climb out of.
" jerry, you just got kicked out of swarthmore for skipping. this is not exactly the way you want to start out."
" hey, i want to be a musician! last time i heard, they don't need to know trigonometry. besides, if you want to chase your dreams, you got to break the rules."
"you know the percentage of bands that make it to the big time?"
"probably the same as female soccer players." he said as he climbed out the window and i think probably didn't land too smoothly.
"jerry!jerry!JERRY!"
" were you talking with your brother?" my mom said.
"uh, ya on the phone he is at dad's."
"oh ok." my mom while leaving. i then saw a picture that was stuck to our mirror. it was a picture of jerry. i thought hey i look a lot like jerry. maybe i can do it i mean everyone seems to think it.
" hmm. if you can't join them, beat them." i said while staring at myself in the mirror.
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Kims POV
I'm at the salon where Cole works at with my friends Kelsey and Nia to ask Cole if he can do me a favor. well i asked him and he just laughed at the idea.
"hah, you want me to turn you into your brother?" he said.
" thats right. I'm going to seafood academy as Jerry, I'm going to make the boys soccer team there and in 12 days, i'll beat the Swarthmore boys team."
"that's right!" Nia said.
"you've taken way too many soccer balls to the head." Cole said.
" you know i can do it Cole."
"except for the voice and the mannerisms and the breasts and the mentality."
" and besides nobody at seaford has ever met Jerry, they wouldn't even know the difference." Nia said.
" they'll know he's a girl." Cole said.
"oh come on Cole!" i said.
"yeah come on Cole." both Nia and Kelsey.
" i'll see what i can do." Cole said. after that he made me try on a bunch of fake mustaches. it was actually quite fun. then he had me follow a lot of random guys to copy their walk. he also taught me what i guess is the official guy handshake. i was then prepared to be jerry and face the whole Seaford Academy.
well that's it for now. thanks for reading. i hope you like. you guys should totally see She's the Man i love that yay a chapter two finished.
-Ken 3
Keep on loving life lol - weird sorry.