Kickin' It: She's the Man
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Chapter 3: Welcome to Seaford
Kim's POV
There I was packing up all of my clothes, well jerry's clothes, but some of mine too. It felt weird that I was actually going through with this but oh well. There I just finished. I really hope my roommate never finds my box of tampons or else I'm dead. Ok let's go! I was almost to the door when my mom caught me sneaking out.
"Uh, where are you going?"
"Mom, I told you, I'm going to dads for two weeks."
"No you didn't and you're not going, we've hardly spent any time together this summer so you just go upstairs and unpack."
" ok mom I thought about what you said and um you know that donna will be there 24 hours with jerry, and so I don't know I was thinking that maybe she could show me the ropes on the whole debutante thing."
"This is so exciting!"
"Isn't it!"
"You're going to have so much fun. Now there is the formal ball of course and the lunch in and oh did I mention the fundraiser next week? It's going to be a carnival!"
"Look out!" I said with obvious sarcasm but my mom didn't seem to catch on. Of course all of this didn't really matter to me but I had to go to "dads." wink wink.
"Now your brother promised to be there so remind him when you see him. Ok, awe my little girl is finally going to be a lady!" she finally stopped talking so as fast as I could I was out the door.
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Kim's POV
We finally arrived at Seaford academy. I liked it the architect was beautiful so how can I say this wow!
"Hey! Are you sure I can do this?
"Oh ya, absolutely." Cole said. I thought he right I can do this.
"Sup" said a random boy as he walked by.
"Oh my god he knew!" I whisper yelled. I was completely prepared to jump back in the car and go home. Then Cole and I started arguing. His words were more along the line of "no we are not going back, I did your hair and makeup and that was easy Kim etc." and mine were "why did you tell me to do this, stop talking stop talking!" in the end though I still ended up going.
"he was being friendly, now let's run through it one more time, let me hear the voice." Cole said sternly. I cleared my voice and did my best boy impression.
"Hey, what's up, I'm jerry."
"Ok, now show me the strut." I did as told I thought I looked like a fool but I guess that's just how boys are.
"Now hackalugi." I did my best but it's weird that this would be something I had to do anyways I spit and ya weird.
"I'm so proud!" awe poor Cole looked like on the verge of crying as he gave me a hug (which I gladly accepted.)
"Oh and remember inside every girls is a boy. That came out wrong but you know what I mean. Kim, be a good boy." Cole then tossed me my soccer ball. I think I was about to cry too, Lol. I seriously felt like everyone was watching me, like I turn and I see a girl and a teacher looking at me weirdly. Then I pass a marching band. Finally I get to the dorms which are packed with teenage boys moving in and playing sports tossing around Frisbees etc. felt like I was suffocating because frankly there just wasn't enough room. I soon felt the walls closing up of me but then I stopped toke a breath and thought.
I can do this, I am a dude, I am a hunky dude, I am a badass hunky dude
With that I felt sort of satisfied. I keep walking there was so much commotion and I couldn't find my room! Oh wait I found it thank god. Room 234. When I walked in let me just say I saw the most handsome, sexiest, gorgeous boy at this school, wait that wouldn't do him justice the most handsome, sexiest, gorgeous boy on earth! Like that's how much, with his perfect pools of brown people call eyes, his shaggy brown hair, two moles on each cheek, his toned muscles, and last but not least his very toned body, he was sporting a very hot six-pack. God don't you just love six-packs! I didn't even notice that I was staring long because I say the look on the guys face. Kind of saying "dude stop staring you're weird" so I stopped starring and introduced myself.
"hey." I cleared my voice and tried again.
"Hey, what up, you must be my roommates." I said as my dorm key almost slipped out of my hand.
Stupid clumsy hands!
"What's your name?" mysterious hot guy said.
Oh crap that right I forgot my name!
"Jerry Crawford."
"Jack Brewer" we did a handshake.
Ok so that's mysterious hot guy's name. Jack, nice I like it.
"Um, this is Brett and Milton they live next door."
"Ya, freshman dorms that way twiglet." Brett said.
"Seriously how old are you?" Milton said.
"I skipped a couple grades, ha-ha" I said nervously
"I'm brilliant, shh!" I whispered. I tried to sit on the bed but failed miserably, instead I sat of the floor. All I did though was stand up and sit on the bed.
"Anyway, do you know when soccer tryouts start?"
"Noon, you play?" Jack asked.
"Absolutely, center forward you know it brah."
"So uh you play the beautiful game bro, brothers, dudes?"
"Ya I'm a striker, Brett and Milton are half backs." Jack said.
"Shweet."
"Ok um why you have tampons in your boot?" Jack exclaimed. By that point both Brett and Milton had gotten up to see for themselves.
"I get really bad nose bleeds."
"So you stick them up your nose?" Brett asked.
"Ya, what you've never done that?" all three of them shook their heads.
"Oh my beckum does it all the time."
"Seriously?" jack questioned.
"Yes! Look ill just show you how to do it. You take that off, and whatever that is and you stick it right in it absorbs right up." They all fell into a laughing fit.
"That's disgusting." Jack said.
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Kim's POV
"Let's start the season how we finished the last." Rudy (our coach) said. He then turned to a short blond haired boy.
"What are you, the runt of the family?" he said. After that he stopped and looked at the overweight boy next to me. The boy at first had a huge warm smile on face but then frowned when he saw coach looking at him up and down in disapproval.
"Ok, shirts and skins!" Rudy said. I cleared my throat.
"Pardon me sir; I have to be a shirt."
"What!"
"I'm allergic to the sun."
"You're allergic to the sun?"
"Very, very deathly allergic"
"We like to accommodate here in Seaford, you're a shirt."
"Ok guys, let's go!" *whistle blows*we did warm ups and a lot of different practices for what seemed like hours and by the end when we had to do pushups, all I could do was lay on the grass and rest. Jack ended up being skins so all I had to do was enjoy the show.
"At ease gentleman, I've seen a lot of energy, commitment out there today, that makes a coach proud. Now I want to split us up into first string and second string. You second stringers don't take it too hard, you're just as much part of this team as the first stringers, apart from of course playing the game part." After his little speech he started calling out names for second stringers. All I could think of is please I have to be first string! And then I heard it, the thing I had been dreading to hear.
"Crawford."
Wow, stupid you just had to get second string didn't you?
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Kim's POV
I was in the boy's bathroom when suddenly everyone started to shove me towards the showers and out of nowhere someone handed me a towel. But then thankfully I got saved.
"Crawford! No shower for you. Principle Wasabi wants to see you in his office." Coach said.
"Ok!" I said as I shoved the towel in Rudy's hand.
And that's a wrap.
What would the principle want her for hmm who knows? Anyways hoped you liked it.
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