Kickin' It: She's the Man

by thuglife12345

It's amazing the lengths girls will go to prove they are just as good as boys! Here it goes ; Jack wants Grace, who wants Jerry, who is really Kim, whose brother is dating Donna, so she hates Grace, who's dating Jack, to make Jerry jealous, who is really Kim getting jealous, because she wants Jack, who thinks she's a guy.

5. Chapter 5: Unofficial Brother

Kickin' It: She's the Man

Chapter 3: Unofficial Brother

Hi I hope you enjoy and sorry for not updating I've just had a lot on my plate with my school homework and basketball I just haven't had time but I'm back! I won't abandon this story. Also I think I will change it up a little and not have the exact same thing as the movie but it still will be similar. Anyways on to the story

Disclaimer: I don't own Kickin' it or She's the Man

Kim's POV

As I waited for principle Wasabi I saw a file cabinet. I walked over there to see if it had my brothers file well "my file", anyways when I opened it the first thing I saw was Jerry Crawford in bold. Let me just saw that it was the fattest file I have ever seen, like seriously are you fucking kidding me Jerry! I freaked out when I heard the door open, I was about to run to the chair but my sweater had gotten caught on the edge of the file cabinet when I had slammed it shut. All I could do was act cool to play it off.

"Mister Crawford, hi I am the headmaster, very pleased to meet you" Mr. Wasabi said.

"Hello sir heard you wanted to see me"

"yes I'd like to say welcome" starts to sing "welcome to Seaford,welcome,welcome,welcome,welcome,welcome,we lcome,welcome,welcome,welcome, welcome to Sea-Ford," " I just wanted to have you in to say welcome, see how you are doing."

"Uhem, ya I'm doing great you know busy being a guy."

"Just being a guy, ya well let's take a look at your file Jerry." He said while trying to open the file cabinet which he failed at so I had to try and tug on my sweater, but it just wouldn't budge. Then finally I hit the cabinet so hard it opened, also throwing Wasabi completely off guard.

"Ok, haa, ok your busted," I was trying to fix my wig so I was turned around when he had said that. So I turned around facing my heart was beating so fast because I thought it was going to burst out of my chest. All I could think was he knew and that he was going to throw me out.

"I know you don't want to be here and talk to the headmaster but I'm not going to take no for an answer, now have a sit in the headmasters chair."

Huh thank god!Should I or not gosh this all so F-ing weird!

"Come on have a sit, sit it" I had taken up his offer since he clearly really wanted me to.

"So, Jerry Craw-ford, how do you like campus?" Wasabi asked.

"Beautiful"

"Are you being inspired, by the astonishing yellow and the glorifying blue? "He said as he held up the symbol of Seaford Academy all framed up.

"You know it!" I said while tapping on the framed symbol.

"Hey! Don't touch it, ever ever, do not do that." Wasabi said sternly.

"You know jerry I was a transfer student myself, once a upon a time back when dinosaurs roamed the earth, heh-heh"

Wow ha-ha that was so lame and cheesy

"So I keep a special interest on the transfer students that come to this school, act as an unofficial big brother"

That doesn't sound creepy at all

"Don't be surprised if I don't just pop in unannounced from time to time just to check up!"

Again creeper stalker ha-ha

"Ya I um am looking forward to it he-he."

"Ok now scoot." He said as he pointed to the door. I then rushed out of there. I closed the door and wasn't looking where I was going and bumped into a girl

Wow this is so cliché

I thought as I helped her pick up her books. When I finally had the chance to look up I saw that she had glistening dark brown hair cascading off her shoulders and beautiful green eyes, tanned flawless shin and shiny white teeth.

"Sorry"

"That's ok don't worry about it" the girl said nicely

"What is- oh getting to know the opposite sex are we? Male female dynamics, all that sexual tension, all part of the high school experience." Wasabi said in a lecturing tone.

Wait what is he talking about? Oh right everybody thinks I'm a guy I forgot

"Continue continue please, but ah keep it clean ok, abstinence is key, abstinence is the best way to not is to not heh-heh ah hmm yes." Mr. Wasabi said nervously as he went back inside his office. The girl started to laugh/giggle.

"Is he always that friendly?" I said.

"Ha-ha are you kidding me, that's him being rude" she said.

"Oh cute shoes"

"Oh you think so? I got them at forever 21" the girl said.

"No way they have shoes there?"

"Ohh ya right by the accessories" she said.

"Huh, your books, well I guess you I'm going to go take care of some guy stuff." I said nervously because I felt like I had totally blown my cover.

OMFG that was so close

"ok." The girl said. I walked away after that because it was just way too awkward for me.

Huh I should've asked for her name, I think if she knew I was a girl we would get along great. She seems nice and she is super pretty so ya oh well

Yay done ha-ha stay tuned for the next chapter! I'm thinking of writing a new story after I finish this one I'm thinking about the story theme

Here's what I'm thinking:

A story where Kim (17 years old) and her little brother Liam (15 years old) are fosters and then get adopted to this really nice family but then have to move in with the brewers because her "parents" had to go on a bitness trip and again jack is the bad boy (17 years old and has a little sister (15 years old) though then end up falling for each other etc.

Kim is looking for revenge on good old jack brewer then jack falls for her but Kim won't let go easily

Kim and jack are best friends and fall for each other but tease each other without thinking

Those are my ideas so far give me feedback please

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