Chapter 5! I know you've all been waiting anxiously for me to update this story. We all love Twilight and our love will never ever die! Enjoy!

I'm so tired. I'm so hungry. I've never felt so weak in all my life.

I'm sitting in a cold, dark cell in Italy. I haven't eaten anything since Edward was killed. All the Volturi guards bring me is innocent humans, and I can't suck their blood. I just can't. Even though I am the most depressed I've ever been, I still could never sink to the level of a soulless monster.

Suddenly I hear a loud noise coming from outside my cell. I struggle to lift my head and open my weary eyes, turning in the direction of the…music? What? It almost sounds as if guitar and drum noises are coming from around the corner. My interest peaks and I drag myself into a sitting position, almost blacking out from the rapidness of my movements.

"Hello?" I call out feebly. No answer comes, but the music swells louder. I pull myself to my feet using the bars on my cell, straining to see around the corner.

All of a sudden, the guard from my first day here bursts around the corner. What was his name? …Harry or something?

"MAYBE IT'S THE WAY SHE WALKS," he sings forcefully, then shouts, "OW!" at me.

"Excuse me?" I reply. What on earth is going on here? The music has intensified.

"STRAIGHT INTO MY HEART AND STOLE IT, AAY," he continues. The man, Harry, is dressed in the most ridiculous clothing I can imagine. He's wearing a black button down shirt printed with white hearts that looks like a woman would wear, and his jeans are practically painted on. He has suede ankle boots on that, in fact, I would love to own. His shirt is barely buttoned, exposing the black ink of tattoos marking smooth golden skin.

"THROUGH THE GATES AND PAST THE GUARDS," he sings, approaching my cell. Harry reaches his arm through the bars, grabs me, and pulls me flush against him, only the cool bars of the jail cell separating us. "JUST LIKE SHE ALREADY OWNED IT," he finishes, ending with the sexiest lip bite I have ever seen.

I can't believe my eyes. What is happening in my life? Is this a hallucination from being so hungry for blood? This boy smells delicious, but somehow, I don't want to drink his blood at all. Instead, I am strangely…aroused? His hair is the ugliest and most absurd thing I have ever seen, as if he hasn't washed it in weeks, and his clothes are more than feminine, but he somehow is the hottest creature I have ever seen.

The music cuts out suddenly and Harry stops singing, although his grip doesn't loosen from around my waist. He looks at me with a satisfied smirk.

"Hiya babe, I'm Harry!"

"…Hi," I reply. "I'm Bella. Who are you, exactly?" I have to admit, I am a little breathless from his performance.

"Harry Styles, love." His velvet voice wafts through the cell, slow and seductively British.

"And you are…a Volturi guard?" I ask, confused.

Harry chuckles, finally releasing his hold on me. "Sort of. I'm just doing this as a day job. What I really want to do is be an international pop star, but it's a big dream. Also, I work at a bakery on the weekends to pay my rent."

I nodded. That makes sense. Everybody has dreams, and sometimes you have to do things that aren't fun while you work on making your dreams come true.

"Anyways," Harry continues, I know you are super sad about your mate Edward being brutally murdered the other day. Well I have a surprise for you! He wasn't actually killed in that fire. It was all a ploy to break down your will and make you join the Volturi forces in despair."

I perked up, heart quickening. Edward's not dead?! "Wow, seriously? This is the best day of my life! Can I see him, please?"

"Well, that's the thing," Harry says, his attractive smile wilting. "He actually is dead now. The Volturi decided they didn't want to deal with him any longer, since it was really only you they wanted in the first place."

I instantly crumbled to the ground. "NOOOOOO!" I wailed, the intense pain of the last few days hitting me all over again like a speeding train out of the fog.

"No, it's okay!" Harry chirps earnestly. "I was thinking, so I have these friends, you see? Their names are Niall, Louis, Zayn, and Liam. They all sing, just like me! And we want to be in a band together."

I blink up at Harry from my position on the floor. "…So?"

"So, we need a groupie! Just someone who will fall in love with us and follow us around to the ends of the earth as we tour the globe. And scream a lot. And carry signs, and maybe our equipment when we get tired. You seemed pretty depressed in here, and the position's open, so I was wondering, are you interested?" He looks at me akin to a baby giraffe, stumbling around the savannah without full control of his gangly limbs.

"I mean…are the Volturi okay with this? It doesn't seem to be something they'd be into…" I question the insanely hot boy inquisitively.

"Yeah, totally! The head Volturi, Simon, he's actually really supportive of our dream. This is all his idea," Harry replies energetically.

I think about it for a moment. I never thought this would be what my life would turn into, but really, why not? I have nothing left. Edward's dead, and the rest of the Cullens probably abandoned me forever. Harry is really hot and I bet his friends are too. Also, his song was quite possibly the best song ever. Yeah, maybe this is the next chapter in my life!

"Okay, I'm in!" I tell Harry, beaming. He smiles and swiftly unlocks my cell, sliding the bars back and helping me to my feet. When he touches me this time, I suddenly feel energetic and alive. And strangely…not hungry at all. In fact, the last thing I want to do is drink someone's blood. It's like he's cured the vampire out of me!

"Wow, this is amazing!" I tell Harry. He just smiles down at me from his towering height, then sneezes abruptly, covering his mouth with one large hand.

"Sorry, hay fever," he apologizes genially.

"It's okay. Hey, I think I'm going to like this new life!" I link elbows with Harry. "Can we go meet your friends now?"

"Sure babe," he replies. Then he leads me down the hall, around the corner, out of the dungeon and into the start of the rest of my life.

My new life as Bella Swan, head groupie to One Direction.

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