Disclaimer: if only I owned Kim Possible...
Chapter 5: If at first you don't succeed?
Time Line
Chapter 1: 8/17/13
Chapter 2: 8/17/13
Chapter 3: 8/19/13
Chapter 4: 8/20/13
Chapter 5: 9/1/13
Friday July 5th 1:00 am
"Agent Bonnie Rockwaller this is a Code Red Emergency!"
Bonnie was frustrated, every time she was called for a "Code Red Emergency" it was for minor things like getting Doughnuts, saving Cats, and plunging Toilets!
"I'm still getting Toilet water out of my hair!"
"It's Serious this time"
"Okay, fine what is it?"
Will Du suddenly appeared infront of her "Dr. Director wants us to work together to save the world"
"How did you get in my room?"
"I'm the number one Global Justice Agent what did you expect?"
"For you to use the door like a normal person"
"Well... it would not have been as effective"
"At what?"
"...It's just something that we do okay, let's just go"
Bonnie just rolled her eyes "You're just over complicating things"
Bonnie and Will walked over to the Mission Briefing Room
"Professor Dementor has taken control of China, and is planning to blow it up on August 19th unless we give up our rights to the Germans"
"So how do we stop him?"
"It's quite simple, you and Will disguise yourselves as Dementor minions and destroy his detonator switch"
"Well then can I do this myself?"
"Unfortunately no, we need a trained agent like Will to supervise, after all this is your first real assignment"
"Well then can I get someone else to work with me?"
Dr. Director started sensing Teen related Drama "Is there a reason you don't want to work with him?"
"Permission to speak?"
"Granted"
"She thinks I'm the one who kidnapped her Boyfriend"
Oh, yeah, hey-yeah.
I'm the most amazing, special girl
spreading cheer and hope to the world.
You can't stop me
'cause I'm Bonnie Rock-Wal-ler.
Why can't those Villains get a clue?
This clothes is way last season
This job is so much work.
(This job is so much work.)
Foiling bad guys is no problem
please just call my name:
Bonnie Rockwaller.
Call me, text me, if you wanna reach me.
When you want to live chat, it's okay.
Do they need a beating? baby,
Call me, text me, if you wanna reach me.
Call me, text me
if you want to reach me.
Kim: Bonnie! This is Plagiarism!
Foiling bad guys, really no problem
(really no problem)
This Intro is better than Kim's.
(better than Kim's)
Shaken not shirred,
This food is absurd
You know that you always count on
Bonnie Rockwaller.
Bonnie: when am I getting paid for this?
Call me, text me, if you wanna reach me
Friday July 5th 1:40 am
"You know I'm curious, why were you interested in a guy like Senor Senior Junior?"
"We are on an important mission"
"It'll take days for us to get there, besides this is a good time for us to break the ice"
"You want to break the Ice? Fine tell me what's really going on"
"How many times do I have to explain, I didn't take him"
"Well then how do know about him"
"Secret Agent"
"...okay I'll admit that is a good point, but I still don't trust you"
"How about I buy you an ice cream cone?"
"...Is that a joke?"
The Sun was shining brightly and the heat was more intense that the Desert on hot sauce mixed with chili peppers, Bonnie sat in the truck licking her Ice Cream while Will was busy rambling on about Chinese Food and Technology
"Will?"
"Yeah?"
"Why aren't we taking a plane?"
"Well I'm working on my tan"
"You don't get a lot of Girls do you Will?"
"I never had time to think about females"
"Well for future reference, Girls like air conditioning"
"I'll keep that in mind"
"And I though Ron had no social skills"
"Please don't tell me you're comparing me to that guy?"
Thursday August 1st 12:00 am
Bonnie and Will were literally thrown out of dinner
"I can't believe you beat up that old lady"
"She was looking at official government files, it was a potential threat"
"You dropped them on the floor and she picked them up for you"
"Well it could have been a trap"
"You're just making excuses"
Thursday August 8th 5:50 pm
"I blame you for this"
"How was I supposed to know that tires could break?"
"Have you even driven a car before?"
"...no"
"Considering that you're the number one agent, it makes them look bad"
"I was tutored by highly intelligent doctors and trained with martial arts masters from around the world since I was born"
"Did you ever do kid stuff?"
"Like what?"
"Like hang with friends, pull pranks, or shop"
"Never had time for trivial things like that, all that mattered was being Number One"
Bonnie was suddenly reminded of the time she wanted to be the Cheerleader Captain, she worked hard and eventually managed to even get Kim's approval, but she did not want to spend all her time working on it, she still had a life
If Bonnie was totally honest with herself she would admit... she never was motivated by being captain, it was her rivalry with Kim, when Kim and her went to their respective Universities Bonnie lost her drive to be the best or even try, and there was no one who could possibly replace Kim
Not in any City
Not in any Country
Not in any World
Not in any Universe
"Bonnie!"
"Huh? ...what is it?"
"You've been staring at me for five minutes"
"Sorry, I was just thinking about my cheerleading days"
"Are you sure, maybe it was charming features?"
"Considering that you kidnapped my boyfriend, you have some balls to flirt with me"
"You're still on that? How do I prove I didn't take him"
"Well maybe you could pay for a trip to China"
"But what about my tan?"
Tuesday August 13th 3:00 am
"And then I told the Criminal... After I'm done with you you'll be wearing black, white, and Red!"
"Okay Will, I'll admit you're surprisingly funny in a weird sort of way"
"If you think that's funny I've got tons of stories"
Bonnie pouted "That Director Lady never let me go on a real mission before"
"Maybe it was because you failed Virtual Reality Training?"
"Please, in real life I kick ass"
"What type of training did you do?"
"None just Cheerleading, I've been on a couple of missions with Kim and if she can do anything then why can't I?"
"You sound like her biggest fan"
"Yeah like so not, she has no fashion sense and she was always late!"
"I'm a fan of Kim's, she changed my whole life"
"Really? How?"
"Well I used to be an Ass, I was the best agent and I knew that, it made me feel like compared to me everyone one was below my standard, but Kim really irked me out of my arrogance and made me see her as an equal"
"Okay I admit... I'm a fan of hers ... JUST DON'T TELL HER THAT!"
"My lips are sealed"
"The way she managed to juggle her life like that was insane, and she's saved the world countless times its hard NOT to be impressed by that... it actually makes me feel inferior just being in her presence"
"Yeah I know the feeling... she actually made me look bad infront of multiple Villains"
"Wow maybe I shouldn't team up with you if you're so incompetent"
"Yeah well if you teamed up with Kim you wouldn't be able to use a Stopwatch"
"What's so useful about a Stop Watch?"
"You'll see"
Wedsday August 18th 1:00 am
"Will do you have the Disguises ready?"
"I've been ready"
"Oh you have to be kidding, who would fall for that?"
Wedsday August 18th 1:40 am
Bonnie and Will stood in line with the rest of Dementor's minions, dressed as a giant poodle
"LISTEN UP MEN! LISTEN UP! In just one day I will detonate the entirety of China... any questions?"
Myron raised his hand "SHUT UP MYRON! You do not have any questions worth asking!"
"I was just wondering, if could help me get a gift for my Anniversary with Hildegarde"
"My gift to her has already been sent, I refuse to help a Faulenzer like you!"
"Hey Will do you think now is a good time to get the switch?"
"I think it's about time I demonstrated the Stopwatch"
Will ripped out of the costume and pointed his watch at Dementor
"Who the heck are?..."
Dementor was instantly knocked out
"You have the right to remain silent" Will grabbed the detonator from Dementor's pocket and turned it off "Alright were done here"
"You have got to be kidding, it's that easy"
"That's the power of the Stopwatch"
Bonnie fired hers at Myron "Wow this thing is awesome, this is so not the drama"
"Yeah all we got to do now is get back to headquarters"
Dementor's minions surrounded Will and Bonnie
"Looks like these guys can't get a hint, that's fine by me I got some steam to blow off"
(One violent beat down later)
"You know Bonnie that was could have all been avoided"
"Maybe but It just felt good to stretch my muscles"
"Well it's been fun but it's time to go back now, I forgot to pack sunscreen"
"That's your fault for trying to get a Tan"
Tuesday September 11th 4:20 am
"Why are you Black?"
"I tried to get a Tan"
"Never mind that, did you win her Trust"
"Yeah, she will never see it coming"