Suddenly, The machines began to whirr and steam filled the room.

"Wha- Oh no!" My consort shouted. Crap, what was going on now?

The air began to get colder and colder, completally out of line from what it was before. I didn't understand. Quickly I tried to exit the room, but it was locked. There I was, stuck, unable to get out.

I sat down and resigned to my fate. Maybe if I wasn't such a sociopath things would have been differently. However, Since this story was written so long ago when I wasn't that good at writing, not to mention how I have long since abandoned it, it began to fade out.

Things were feeling pretty meta at the moment, and I was unsure of how to proceed with my narrative. I was about to die after all.

Slowly the room got colder, and I began to get sleepy. Putting aside the fact that I was much smarter than that, I decided that I wanted to stop this fiction and get on with my life. Maybe I would live another life, one that makes more sense and is less meta. Maybe that life will be well written and more realistic. Maybe I won't be a bad writer anymore. After all, this past year or two I have learned so much.

The light faded out from around me. "Master?" My idiot turtle companion spoke out. I was too sleepy. I had given up the will to live. After all, that is what happens when your writer no longer wishes to continue your story, right? Maybe one day things will be better, and I'll live another life. Not today. My mind flashes one more burst of meta at me telling me this session was doomed, and my whole life was a farce. My life fades from me as I slip into the blackness of the void.

And I realize that even in the face of this conflict, the first one i really ever faced, that I could technically go on living as my dream self. This fact begins to annoy my narrator, so it dies too. Natural causes of course, if a stab to the throat is natural. My session goes on without me in a very imaginative fashion, and the doomed timeline that this is fades from existance.

It begins to dawn on you, the reader, that this fanfic was a complete waste of your time.