GR begins to flip through the reviews that were just shipped in.
She reads the request,"Oh there are several . . . . . OOOOHHHHH MAN THIS'LL BE GOOD!"
GR looked over to see Belarus sneaking behind Russia, who was sitting next to China at the moment, she cleared her throat,
"ALRIGHT! I have just picked up and new request from someone!"
GR unfolded the reviews in her hand, "This person has actually sent in THREE reviews, and they seem to be dares . . ."
Prussia waved his arms crazily, "Is one of the dares for the AWESOME ME?"
"Sorry Prussia, nein, each dare goes to:
-America!
-Belarus!
-Austria!
Prussia leaps up to stand on the couch. He immediately brings his eyes to the aristocrat, "OOOOOHHH SPECS! YOU HAVE TO DO A DARE! KESESE! WHAT IS IT?"
GR grinned, and because Prussia happened to be her most favorite character of them all, she announced loudly, "Austria MUST ATTEMPT to play a "Heavy Metal Song" on the piano!"
Prussia kese'd loudly. Austria abruptly stood up, "NEIN! There is no WAY I can do THAT!"
Prussia stepped down from the couch and slyly moved behind Austria, grasping his shoulders as if he were expecting Austria to run from him, "Aww, come ON, Specs! You have to give the fans what they want."
Austria stared at Prussia with a look of horror and irritation mixed in. GR leaned against the wall, smirking, "Prussia is right."
Austria groaned and covered his face, hiding his blush of embarrassment.
GR looked back to the reviews, "Now for the DARE for Belarus!"
The lady-nation looked up at the call of her name, obviously irritated that she was interrupted in the pounce on her older brother.
She grunted, "What crap does this person want me to do?" Russia flinched at the sound of her voice. GR grinned, "Well the DARE says that you have to kiss someone-
"IS IT MY BIG BROTHER?!" She immediately wrapped her arms around Russia, making him scream, like ACTUALLY SCREAMED.
"Ahh . . . no, it is someone else . . ." GR replied.
Belarus was puzzled. GR continued, "It is Lithuania."
Lithuania jumped from his seat with blush evident in his face and his eyes glowing with excitement, "REALLY?!"
Russia was attempting to pry himself free.
"WHAT?! I DON'T WANT TO KISS A COWARD! SCREW THE REVIEWER! I AM GOING TO KISS MY BIG BROTHER!" Belarus cursed. Russia was crying now.
GR gave a face palm to herself, "Anyway, the last request is for you America!"
America looked up from his iPhone, now chewing a pack of bubble gum, "What is it, HOPEFULLY it is not anything DISTURBING like the LAST request."
GR chuckled nervously, feeling pitiful, "Actually it is more disturbing . . . you have to eat something made by England."
The whole room went silent.
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America stared horrified at GR, then slowly turned to England who now had a sinister look of a happy devil.
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He turned back to GR, "GR, p-please tell me you read that request wrong."
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America stared gravely at the plate of burnt scones being held by England . . . did that one have a spot of mold?
England held one in front of America's mouth, "Come on, open up!"
America looked hesitant. France turned to GR, "I think this asking too much, do we have to?"
Sealand was pinching his nose, "GEEZ! They smell revolting!"
Italy was sobbing into Romano's chest, "WAHHH! AMERICA IS GONNA DIEEEE!
The others were either holding their noses, or hiding their eyes from such a sight, or just groaning. England pushed the scone closer, "Come on, for ME! EAT IT! The reviewer SAID SO!"
America sighed, his mouth began to open, GR began to drumroll, "IS AMERICA GOING TO SURVIVE?"
America 's mouth slightly opened wider and WIDER AND WIDER AND WIDER AND THEN ENGLAND SHOVED IT IN, MAKING AMERICA COUGH AND MUFFLE THROUGH THE LARGE, AND FORCED OBJECT, SPIT SOAKING THROUGH!
(A/N You dirty-minded people)
America sat up, pushing England away, he coughed and spat out the half-eaten scone, he wiped his mouth, "GEEZ ENGLAND! WERE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?!"
GR smiled widely, "HALF THE SCONE IS GONE!"
Everyone acted as if they were retching, "MON DIEU, DISGUSTING!" France exclaimed. Spain ran up the stairs to the bathroom, with Denmark, and Turkey following closely behind.
America let the scone drop to the floor, "I need to brush my teeth."
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"THERE IS NO WAY I AM GOING TO KISS HIM!" Belarus screeched. Two chairs were set up, one being across from the other, both Lithuania and Belarus sat face to face.
GR sat closely nearby, "Aww come on Bela, this for the readers! It is just ONE, little kiss."
"One little kiss I was saving for my RUSSIA," Belarus spat. Lithuania looked hurt, "But Belarus- The dagger-wielding nation whipped back to him, "I SAID-
Kiss.
The two heads were grasped by a hands and were brought together into a forced, sloppy, smooch, Belarus's dark, blue eyes widening into dinner plates, and Lithuania blushed heavily. GR looked up and smiled, seeing who it was that made this impossible thing possible.
"Spasibo, Russia," GR thanked.
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Austria now sat at the piano with a nervous face. Prussia whipped out his iPhone, "HEY, can I record this?" Germany shook his head, "Austria is camera shy, Bruder-
"EXACTLY!"
Austria turned helplessly to GR, "GR, how can I do THIS? I don't exactly listen to . . . heavy metal. That kind of music is a monstrosity!"
GR turned to Prussia, "You wanna "help" Austria with this?"
Prussia wasted no time moving towards Austria, grasping the aristocrat's wrists, "JA!"Austria began to feebly squirm against Prussia's strength.
GR caught the iPhone that Prussia had flung into the air in excitement "Well, I will record this for you Prussia," GR smirked.
Prussia raised Austria's delicate hands, making him seemingly vulnerable, "KESESESESESE!" Prussia roared as he brought down Austria's hands towards the keys, turning the once-beautiful-piano sounds into a blast of hellish, convoluted, untimed, mess of musical notes.
Everyone clamped their ears from the sounds.
Austria was begging Prussia to stop and crying out for Hungary's help.
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Yes Hungary was there, but she was at the moment engrossed in yaoi mangas that Japan supplied her with earlier.
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GR said it was a way to "not" have Hungary come to Austria's rescue . . .
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That was just sinister.