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"Percy, please, just calm down..."
Percy's sword point was touching the giant bunny's neck.
He fought to keep himself from attacking them all- but if they were here, in the Big House, there must be a reason for it... Right?
He slowly lowered his sword and looked at Chiron.
"Who are they?"
He asked in Greek.
Chiron pulled out a chair, gesturing to sit as he thought about his answer.
Percy sat.
Finally, he spoke.
"They are friends, Perseus. And for now, speak in English- whatever you have to say, you may say..."
He still seemed wary of them, even after Chiron had said they were friends, and North wanted to comfort him.
"Mayb' we shoul' introduce ourselve', yeah?"
North spoke up.
Chiron nodded, and gestured for them to 'go ahead'.
"I am Nicholas St. North, son of Hermes. You may know me as Santa Clause."
"E. Aster Bunnymond. The Easter Bunny."
"Queen Toothiana, queen of the Tooth Faries. And he-"
She pointed to Sandy,
"Is Sanderson Mansmoozie. The Sandman."
She finished.
Percy took a step back- away from the fairy on a sugar high.
"Wait a second..."
He paused.
"You want me to believe that you-"
He pointed to North,
"Are Santa, your the Tooth Fairy, and your the Easter Bunny?"
North nodded as percy continued.
"Umm, sorry, but What. The. Hades? I mean, no offense, but your not supposed to exist?!"
Then he paused, as if to think.
"Then again, neither was Jack Frost."
He muttered it under his breath, but the Guardians heard it loud and clear.
The affect was immediately chaos.
"Jack? You know Jack? Do you know where he is? Is he Okay? Is he hurt? Oh, my god, what if-"
Tooth started shrieking until Bunny cut her off.
"Tooth, mate, calm down o' we'll neve' get answe's out of 'im."
Tooth sagged in her chair, embarrassed.
"Oh. Right. Sorry."
Percy tried to conceal a grin as he answered.
"Alright, I'll answer your questions. Yes, I know Jack. Yes, I know where he is. No, he's not Okay. No, he's not hurt. And I think I got all of you questions, soo... Yeah."
The Guardians nodded, dumbstruck, until Jamie and Sophie ran in with a red-haired girl on their heels.
"Chiron, have you-"
Then they noticed the son of Poseidon.
"Percy! Your back!"
Percy laughed- a surprisingly easy sound for someone who had just been holding a sword to Bunny's neck.
"Hey, Jamie! Hey, Sophie!"
Percy scooped up the little girl and tickled her mercilessly, until she cried through her laughter,
"PUT ME DOWN!"
Percy laughed again.
"Yes ma'am!"
Then he turned to the red-head.
"Wasup, Rachel?"
'Rachel' shifted, almost uncomfortably.
"That's the problem. I can't tell."
Okay, I know this is kinda a teaser. And I know I haven't updated in FOREVER. And if it counts for anything, I'm sorry.
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