A/N: Hey, this is an idea I got from Cosmic Angel. On her site, AnimeMixFanFics, she does
scripts, and it's funny. If it's anime, you can probably find at least one character there. I love "Blue
Bandana." (just so you know, her titles have nothing to do with what's contained in the chapters.
the URL for the site is ) So I'm using a script format and it's pure
pointlessness, has no value to the story, and you can skip it if you want to. But I don't have
chapter four up yet, so you can't quite skip it. This is meant to be when my cast is on a break. I
appear, and so do my muses, Amelia and Kami-Chan. In future break room files, I might put in
other authors, with their permission, of course...
And... INTRODUCING JENN!! Oh, and her boyfriend Chris. (Jenn is my sister.)
And, IrishRavenX, how did you know I love cars? (I like trucks better though... Especially Dodge...
Okay, 'nuff rambling. ) I never told you! Can you read minds? ~.^
Eli, that talk-show plan, that's going to be a little delayed because my muses have come up short
on ideas. ::turns around to look at muses:: Hey muses, start musing and stop eating chocolate!
Unless it makes you muse faster... But no more chocolate!
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Break Room Files Number One
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Sara - ::Walks in with a cup of coffee::
Andie - Forgetting somebody?
Matt - For those of you people out there who don't know, Sara tends to have a one-track mind in
the morning, and it's usually set on food or coffee. And, Andie, *I* didn't forget you!
Andie - Thank you. ::takes cup of coffee from Matt::
Jake - Where am I in this? I haven't shown up yet?
Mako-chan Wolf - Go away rookie. We don't need *you* here.
Kami-Chan - Hi people! Whatcha doing?
Amelia - They're giving me a headache.
Ian - Not guilty. This is the first time I've spoken since we were given break time.
Amelia - You don't talk much, do you?
Ian - ::shakes head no::
Kami-Chan - Obviously not.
Amelia - That was an insult to my intelligence!
Mako-Chan Wolf - Oh shut up. She wasn't insulting you. She was stating the obvious. Note she
used the word "obvious" in the sentence. So there. I'm the all-powerful writer!! I give you people
life, speech, and all other miscellaneous traits, features, and functions! You can't go against me!!
Jake - RETALLIATE!!
Everyone else - ::looks at Jake strangely::
Andie - Psycho! ::hits Jake with a book::
Sara - Get out of my office.
Jake - You mean *our* office.
Sara - My office. You are no longer welcome here. Now get!
Jake - Moo.
Matt - Is he okay? I mean, in the head?
Andie - No. He's not. Why did you even bother to ask? It's obvious.
Mako-chan Wolf - Another one who states the obvious. :: sighs heavily::
Ian - No. Can I kill him yet, Sara?
Sara - No.
Amelia - w00t! Get rid of the dumb blonde! I say kill him!
Random person on the camera crew (who has blonde hair) - What was *that* supposed to mean?
Mako-chan Wolf - Nothing. We meant the idiot over here. ::points to Jake:: Not you. Okay?
Nobody meant anything by that comment. At least not anything directed at you. It was all at him. I
refuse to speak *his* name. It should be considered a Federal Offense to say his name!
Jenn - ::walks in with Chris:: What's that mean?
Chris - Do you mean my name?
Jenn - ::prepares to attack:: You wouldn't DARE do that to Chris in front of me! Remember what
happened to that last guy who insulted Chris?
Mako-Chan Wolf - ::gulp:: I remember very well... About all I can remember is CRACK!! THUD!!
And it was you slapping him and his head hitting the window... ::gulps again::
Chris - You did that for *me*? Little old me?
Jenn - You're not old. You're one year older than me!! And, for you to be old, that would have to
mean I'm old. Which I am NOT!! I think. Hey, Mako-chan, how old am I in this Fic?
Mako-chan Wolf - Ummm... Good question. I don't know. I didn't bother with ages here. Oh, I
remember now. You're 13 in here. With less than 4 months until you're 14.
Jenn - Good. And don't act so surprised that I hit that dude. He was bothering me anyway.
Chris - Cool.
Ian - Hey, what about us normal characters?
Jake - You call yourself normal? You're a gothic psycho!
Jenn - Gothic? I like goth...
Chris - Hey, forgetting somebody over here?
Andie - Copycat! That was my line! My FIRST line! Aw, forget it...
Sara - Ian, now you can kill him. If I don't skewer him on the Witchblade first...
Matt - You're getting all defensive... Do you have a crush on him?
Andie - Try the other way around. He's been stalking her for almost a year now...
Jenn - So what's it like to have a stalker?
Chris - I'm not a stalker!
Jenn - I never said you were.
Chris - Oh... Hey! Unfair! Threat to me!! Not fair!
Kami-Chan - What's threatening you? Can I blow it up?
Mako-Chan Wolf - Don't mind her. She's obssessed with explosives.
Jenn - Obsess isn't a strong enough word.
Chris - She's got a stalker! And I'm her boyfriend, so he's threatening me.
Kami-Chan - Oooooh....... Can I blow 'em up?
Jenn - I don't have a stalker! What gave you people that idea? I asked what it was like to HAVE A
STALKER!!
All - Oh.
Sara - Where is the rookie hiding? :: has evil grin; Witchblade is active; is apparently looking for
Jake ::
Andie - Which rookie? There *are* two, you know.
Matt - You noticed me!
Andie - You gave me coffee. I have to notice you now.
Matt - Oh.
Jake - If you won't go against her ::points to Mako-chan::, why not hurt him? ::points to Matt::
Amelia - It's not polite to point…
Jake - Do you think I care?
Amelia - You should. Didn't your mother ever teach you manners?
Kami-Chan - Even if she tried, it wouldn't go through his thick skull...
Mako-chan Wolf - We know that.
Sara - Are you trying to annoy me? Move so I can kill him!!
Matt - He wanted to fight me. Can I beat on him first?
Sara - Fine. Just don't kill him or get blood on the floor.
Matt - Done deal. ::grabs Jake by the back of the shirt; pulls him outside::
Andie - I can't miss this! ::opens desk drawer, pulls out video camera, picks up coffee, runs out
after Matt and Jake ::
Ian - What's she doing?
Sara - Taping the fight, probably to torment Jake with it later.
Kami-Chan - Why?
Mako-chan Wolf - It's embarrasing to get beaten up in front of everyone.
Kami-Chan - It's not in front of everyone. We can't see.
Mako-chan Wolf - I'll fix that! ::opens door, ushers everyone outside to the parking lot :: Now we
can see.
Amelia - The only thing missing is popcorn! ::runs inside, comes out two minutes later with
popcorn:: What did I miss?
Sara - Nothing really. Matt's still trying to catch Jake. Stupid coward is afraid to fight.
Jenn - Just like Jimmy.
Chris - (angrily) Who's "Jimmy" and why don't I know about him?
Mako-chan Wolf - Remember the wimp she told you about that ran away every time we said
something about him?
Jenn - That's Jimmy.
Chris - Oh.
Matt - Anybody going to help me catch him?
Andie - I'll do it!! Amelia, take the camera. Kami-Chan, keep everybody else on the sidelines. I
don't want anybody getting hurt. Well, except Jake.
Amelia - Yes mam!
Kami-Chan - I'll be back! ::runs inside, comes back out wearing police officer costume:: Now I fit
in with all of the cops around here! And, to keeping everybody on the sidelines, how do I do that if
they don't even know where the sidelines are? ::pulls out yellow "CAUTION" tape, begins to string
it up as a marker :: Now, on with the fight! Go Andie!!
Matt- Hey, I'm going to be doing the fighting!
Sara - But Andie's the center of attention now. She's the one chasing Jake and dragging him
back!
Matt - Yeah? And?
Ian - You're just standing here. Go help her or something! She's doing this because you asked, if
I remember correctly.
Matt - Yeah... Bye! ::takes off after Andie, who has turned the corner chasing Jake down the
sidewalk. ::
Andie - I'll get you eventually! And when I do, Matt will make sure you live a life of pain and
suffering until Ian or Sara decide to kill you! Or, I may just kill you when I catch you!
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A/N -- Every few chapters, I'll have one of these. I think they're funny. If you want me to continue
this, REVIEW!! Please. If you have any questions, ask them in an e-mail or a review. These will
be like an ongoing series in their own. For example, in the next one, it will pick up where this one
left off. Okay?
scripts, and it's funny. If it's anime, you can probably find at least one character there. I love "Blue
Bandana." (just so you know, her titles have nothing to do with what's contained in the chapters.
the URL for the site is ) So I'm using a script format and it's pure
pointlessness, has no value to the story, and you can skip it if you want to. But I don't have
chapter four up yet, so you can't quite skip it. This is meant to be when my cast is on a break. I
appear, and so do my muses, Amelia and Kami-Chan. In future break room files, I might put in
other authors, with their permission, of course...
And... INTRODUCING JENN!! Oh, and her boyfriend Chris. (Jenn is my sister.)
And, IrishRavenX, how did you know I love cars? (I like trucks better though... Especially Dodge...
Okay, 'nuff rambling. ) I never told you! Can you read minds? ~.^
Eli, that talk-show plan, that's going to be a little delayed because my muses have come up short
on ideas. ::turns around to look at muses:: Hey muses, start musing and stop eating chocolate!
Unless it makes you muse faster... But no more chocolate!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Break Room Files Number One
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sara - ::Walks in with a cup of coffee::
Andie - Forgetting somebody?
Matt - For those of you people out there who don't know, Sara tends to have a one-track mind in
the morning, and it's usually set on food or coffee. And, Andie, *I* didn't forget you!
Andie - Thank you. ::takes cup of coffee from Matt::
Jake - Where am I in this? I haven't shown up yet?
Mako-chan Wolf - Go away rookie. We don't need *you* here.
Kami-Chan - Hi people! Whatcha doing?
Amelia - They're giving me a headache.
Ian - Not guilty. This is the first time I've spoken since we were given break time.
Amelia - You don't talk much, do you?
Ian - ::shakes head no::
Kami-Chan - Obviously not.
Amelia - That was an insult to my intelligence!
Mako-Chan Wolf - Oh shut up. She wasn't insulting you. She was stating the obvious. Note she
used the word "obvious" in the sentence. So there. I'm the all-powerful writer!! I give you people
life, speech, and all other miscellaneous traits, features, and functions! You can't go against me!!
Jake - RETALLIATE!!
Everyone else - ::looks at Jake strangely::
Andie - Psycho! ::hits Jake with a book::
Sara - Get out of my office.
Jake - You mean *our* office.
Sara - My office. You are no longer welcome here. Now get!
Jake - Moo.
Matt - Is he okay? I mean, in the head?
Andie - No. He's not. Why did you even bother to ask? It's obvious.
Mako-chan Wolf - Another one who states the obvious. :: sighs heavily::
Ian - No. Can I kill him yet, Sara?
Sara - No.
Amelia - w00t! Get rid of the dumb blonde! I say kill him!
Random person on the camera crew (who has blonde hair) - What was *that* supposed to mean?
Mako-chan Wolf - Nothing. We meant the idiot over here. ::points to Jake:: Not you. Okay?
Nobody meant anything by that comment. At least not anything directed at you. It was all at him. I
refuse to speak *his* name. It should be considered a Federal Offense to say his name!
Jenn - ::walks in with Chris:: What's that mean?
Chris - Do you mean my name?
Jenn - ::prepares to attack:: You wouldn't DARE do that to Chris in front of me! Remember what
happened to that last guy who insulted Chris?
Mako-Chan Wolf - ::gulp:: I remember very well... About all I can remember is CRACK!! THUD!!
And it was you slapping him and his head hitting the window... ::gulps again::
Chris - You did that for *me*? Little old me?
Jenn - You're not old. You're one year older than me!! And, for you to be old, that would have to
mean I'm old. Which I am NOT!! I think. Hey, Mako-chan, how old am I in this Fic?
Mako-chan Wolf - Ummm... Good question. I don't know. I didn't bother with ages here. Oh, I
remember now. You're 13 in here. With less than 4 months until you're 14.
Jenn - Good. And don't act so surprised that I hit that dude. He was bothering me anyway.
Chris - Cool.
Ian - Hey, what about us normal characters?
Jake - You call yourself normal? You're a gothic psycho!
Jenn - Gothic? I like goth...
Chris - Hey, forgetting somebody over here?
Andie - Copycat! That was my line! My FIRST line! Aw, forget it...
Sara - Ian, now you can kill him. If I don't skewer him on the Witchblade first...
Matt - You're getting all defensive... Do you have a crush on him?
Andie - Try the other way around. He's been stalking her for almost a year now...
Jenn - So what's it like to have a stalker?
Chris - I'm not a stalker!
Jenn - I never said you were.
Chris - Oh... Hey! Unfair! Threat to me!! Not fair!
Kami-Chan - What's threatening you? Can I blow it up?
Mako-Chan Wolf - Don't mind her. She's obssessed with explosives.
Jenn - Obsess isn't a strong enough word.
Chris - She's got a stalker! And I'm her boyfriend, so he's threatening me.
Kami-Chan - Oooooh....... Can I blow 'em up?
Jenn - I don't have a stalker! What gave you people that idea? I asked what it was like to HAVE A
STALKER!!
All - Oh.
Sara - Where is the rookie hiding? :: has evil grin; Witchblade is active; is apparently looking for
Jake ::
Andie - Which rookie? There *are* two, you know.
Matt - You noticed me!
Andie - You gave me coffee. I have to notice you now.
Matt - Oh.
Jake - If you won't go against her ::points to Mako-chan::, why not hurt him? ::points to Matt::
Amelia - It's not polite to point…
Jake - Do you think I care?
Amelia - You should. Didn't your mother ever teach you manners?
Kami-Chan - Even if she tried, it wouldn't go through his thick skull...
Mako-chan Wolf - We know that.
Sara - Are you trying to annoy me? Move so I can kill him!!
Matt - He wanted to fight me. Can I beat on him first?
Sara - Fine. Just don't kill him or get blood on the floor.
Matt - Done deal. ::grabs Jake by the back of the shirt; pulls him outside::
Andie - I can't miss this! ::opens desk drawer, pulls out video camera, picks up coffee, runs out
after Matt and Jake ::
Ian - What's she doing?
Sara - Taping the fight, probably to torment Jake with it later.
Kami-Chan - Why?
Mako-chan Wolf - It's embarrasing to get beaten up in front of everyone.
Kami-Chan - It's not in front of everyone. We can't see.
Mako-chan Wolf - I'll fix that! ::opens door, ushers everyone outside to the parking lot :: Now we
can see.
Amelia - The only thing missing is popcorn! ::runs inside, comes out two minutes later with
popcorn:: What did I miss?
Sara - Nothing really. Matt's still trying to catch Jake. Stupid coward is afraid to fight.
Jenn - Just like Jimmy.
Chris - (angrily) Who's "Jimmy" and why don't I know about him?
Mako-chan Wolf - Remember the wimp she told you about that ran away every time we said
something about him?
Jenn - That's Jimmy.
Chris - Oh.
Matt - Anybody going to help me catch him?
Andie - I'll do it!! Amelia, take the camera. Kami-Chan, keep everybody else on the sidelines. I
don't want anybody getting hurt. Well, except Jake.
Amelia - Yes mam!
Kami-Chan - I'll be back! ::runs inside, comes back out wearing police officer costume:: Now I fit
in with all of the cops around here! And, to keeping everybody on the sidelines, how do I do that if
they don't even know where the sidelines are? ::pulls out yellow "CAUTION" tape, begins to string
it up as a marker :: Now, on with the fight! Go Andie!!
Matt- Hey, I'm going to be doing the fighting!
Sara - But Andie's the center of attention now. She's the one chasing Jake and dragging him
back!
Matt - Yeah? And?
Ian - You're just standing here. Go help her or something! She's doing this because you asked, if
I remember correctly.
Matt - Yeah... Bye! ::takes off after Andie, who has turned the corner chasing Jake down the
sidewalk. ::
Andie - I'll get you eventually! And when I do, Matt will make sure you live a life of pain and
suffering until Ian or Sara decide to kill you! Or, I may just kill you when I catch you!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A/N -- Every few chapters, I'll have one of these. I think they're funny. If you want me to continue
this, REVIEW!! Please. If you have any questions, ask them in an e-mail or a review. These will
be like an ongoing series in their own. For example, in the next one, it will pick up where this one
left off. Okay?