A/N: Damn. I totally forgot about this in all the rush of 'real life.' I come back four years later, and I realize it's time for another Break Room File… Sorry, but because of school, my updates will still be sporadic at best… But I swear, no more four-year breaks between chapters! Beware: my writing style has changed (hopefully it's better) after so long, but I'm still me. Oh, and as a side note: the characters based on real people have changed a bit, too, because the people I've based them on have changed.
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Jake - ::glances back to see Andie gaining on him and Matt rounding the corner:: Oh, shit.

Andie - ::tackles Jake and smashes him into the sidewalk, not caring that multiple passers-by have paused to stare:: Gotcha. ::stands back up, dragging Jake with her::

Matt – Thanks. ::grabs Jake by one arm:: I'll take it from here. ::drags him back toward the parking lot, where Amelia is waiting with the camera::

Amelia - So you caught him, eh?

Matt - Andie did, actually.

Andie - ::brushing the grit and dirt from her jeans as she arrives back at the parking lot:: Was there really any doubt?

Matt: So… On with the show. ::releases Jake and drops into a defensive stance, expecting Jake to swing at him::

Jake - ::backs away slowly::

Sara - Why pick a fight with someone, rookie, if you're not gonna finish it?

Amelia - Come on, don't just run away. Entertain us a bit.

Andie - What'll your FBI buddies say when they see this? And believe me, I'll make sure they will…

Ian - ::glances at Andie, then to Jake:: FBI?

Mako-chan Wolf - ::exasperated:: Andie! Shut up or I'll take away your free will.

Andie - Oops. Just revealed a plot point, didn't I? …You wouldn't be able to just spontaneously forget that, would you?

Ian - Sorry, no.

Andie - Damn.

Kami-chan - ::returning from stringing up caution tape:: What'd I miss?

Amelia - ::looking back to Kami:: Nothing we weren't already aware of, dear. Andie's still blurting out plot points, Mako's threatening to steal our free will, Ian doesn't spontaneously forget things, and Jake's still a coward even though he's FBI. Now, Jake… You ready to do something other than cower, duck and run away yet?

Jake - ::eyeing Matt carefully so he won't get blindsided:: No…

Matt - Is it just me, or is this no fun?

All - This is no fun.

Matt - ::hits Jake on the arm, hoping to push him into fighting:: Do something already…

Amelia - ::shutting the camera off:: Screw it. He's not gonna do anything interesting.

Sara - So, Matt wins the match due to forefeit.

Jake - …Can we just say he won by deafult?

All - No.

Ian - Am I allowed to kill him now?

Mako-chan Wolf - Nope. Might need him later and all…
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A/N: There you go, another truly pointless breakroom file. And this one is more pointless than usual, considering I've forgotten where I was going with it… I'm pondering trashing the breakroom idea entirely. Whatcha think? Review, would ya?