The fourth thing at Christmas,
That's such a pain to me:
sending Christmas cards,

"WHY DO WE HAVE TO DO THIS?!" Dublin yelled as England handed them a stack of Christmas cards.

"Because, Dublin, I have a meeting with the Prime Minister." England explained. "Cheerio!"

"Lazy butt." Edinburgh grumbled. "Hey Wales. Who's on the list?"

"Um… everyone in the royal family, assorted nobility, everyone in the government, other people, and a bunch more we don't know."

"I suppose we should get started." London sighed.


hangovers,

"Uuuh…West, I don't feel so goooood." Prussia slurred. Germany stumbled around drunkenly.

"Weee should probably go back hooomeee." He said. The two brothers stumbled out of the bar and into the parking lot.

"Now which car waaas oursss?" Prussia asked.


rigging up the lights

"Easy…easy…easy…no! To your left! More, more, wait that's too- ahh!" Sicily yelped as she and Romano fell into a heap. They had been trying to rig up the lights for an hour now.

"Have you guys tried using a ladder, instead of piggy-backing?" A very annoyed Naples asked.

"Hmph." Romano grumbled as Sicily facepalmed.

"I hate rigging up the lights."


and finding a Christmas tree

"Ah, noel. But it would be better if I was still with Papa France." Louisiana grumbled.

"I don't see why you are so attached to France." A voice, with a British accent said from behind the tree. "England was way better."

"Shut up, Massie." Louisiana said as she grabbed Massachusetts by the ear and dragged him out.

"Ow! Still. English is better than French." Massachusetts said.

"FRENCH." Louisiana thundered with so much voice that Massachusetts cowered a little. "Is ze language of l'amour. Clearly, you English 'ave no respect for it." Her French accent was becoming noticable.

"English." Massachusetts said hotly. "Is the language of the upper class. It is well respected." His British accent was also becoming more noticeable.

"Well, French." Louisiana countered. "Was used in many court throughout Europe."

"It's not now. English is better."

"French!"

"English!"

"French."

"Um, guys. Aren't you supposed to be finding a Christmas tree?" Oklahoma broke in. Louisiana and Massachusetts turned to him.

"SHUT UP!" They both yelled.

"Geez. Alright, y'all." Oklahoma said and backed away. When he was out of their sight, he let out a sigh. "I wonder how I got stuck with these people…"