Once again, I don't own the song or Hetalia.
The fifth thing at Christmas
That's such a pain to me:
Five month of bills,
"WHO ORDERED ALL OF THIS FOOD?!' Switzerland yelled angrily. He had just receive a bill for 12 really expensive dishes and drinks. All totaling up to 198,059.75 US. With tax.
"Lay off, Switzy." Bern said calmly.
"Remember, Switzerland has a high standard of living?" "And, we got this for 75% off. Thanks to Zurich pulling a few strings." Geneva added. A vein popped in Switzerland's head.
"Uh…is this a bad time to mention we also racketed up a bill at Tiffany's?" Vaduz (A/N Lichtenstein's capital) asked.
"Yes." All three Swiss cities chimed in.
sending Christmas cards,
"How…many…more…?" Ireland groaned as he finished addressing a card to some random person he didn't know.
Scotland grabbed the list, and several more pages fell out.
"What the…?"
"Nooo!" Cardiff screamed and facedesked.
hangovers,
"Heey West!" Prussia crowed. "I think I found our caaar." He pointed to a red
Porsche.
Germany looked unsure.
"I don't know, Prusssia." He said as he stumbled towards it. "I think our car-hic- vas silver….or…black."
"Oi! West. Help me open it theeen." Prussia said. They tried to open the car, but it was locked tight.
"OI! DUMMKOPFS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" A voice yelled. They turned around to see a very angry man walking towards them. With a gun.
"RUN, WEST, RUN!" Prussia screamed as they drunkenly ran away from the man.
"COME BACK HERE!" The man yelled and chased after them.
rigging up the lights
"WHY WON'T YOU STAY ON, YOU STUPIDO LIGHTS?!" Romano yelled. He had been trying to stick the lights to the edge of the roof, with no such luck. They kept being pulled off.
"Don't look at us." Naples said, putting her hands up. Suddenly, Italy came skipping towards them.
"Ve~! Check out the lights I put on the doorway!" He said cheerfully.
Romano, Sicily, and Naples looked at each other before running toward the doorway. True enough, Italy had used some of their lights to decorate the doorway. Romano turned to Italy, his face red.
"ITALY!"
and finding a Christmas tree
"Why do we have to help? It doesn't snow in my place." Hawaii grumbled.
"Because." Ohio said. "You're part of the family."
"I didn't originally want to be part of the family." Hawaii grumbled. "I was forced to."
"No matter. You are a part of this family now. How about this one?" Ohio looked at a nice size tree, around 6'6ft.
"Look at the price tag." Florida said. Ohio checked it.
"ELEVEN THOUSAND DOLLARS?! HECK NO!" She yelped. She checked another tree. "TEN THOUSAND AND FIFTY?!"
Hawaii and Ohio checked out other trees. They were either too expensive, or we of poor quality. Finally, they found one that was just fine.
"Finally." Hawaii groaned. Ohio looked at her.
"Um…Hawaii?"
"What?"
"This tree is…reserved." Ohio said timidly.
Hawaii fainted.