Bulma turned to the door and knocked. I hope the principal didn't hear that. A faint "Come in." Could be heard on the other side of the door so she entered the principal's office and took a seat.
"Welcome my name is Oolong, but you can call me Principal Oolong, Ms. Briefs I presume." said Oolong with a smile. "Yes, thank you for having me." Bulma reached over the desk and shook Oolong's hand.
"It's an honor. It's not every day the heiress to Capsol Corperation decides to come to our school. I'm very grateful you chose our school."
I'm pretty sure this is the only school in West City. She noticed the boy sitting in the second chair and greeted him.
"Hello." greeted Bulma with the best smile she could conjure after the incident just down the hall. She waited for him to say something but he just sat there keeping his eyes on Oolong. What the hell is his problem?
"While you're both here I would like to go over the rules of West City High."
"Here at West High we like to keep a clean and safe environment for our students. We do not tolerate fighting, drug use on school grounds, drug possession on school grounds, drug distribution, alcohol use or alcohol possession on school grounds. Do I make myself clear?" Oolong raised an eyebrow at Vegeta.
"Cristal. Are we done here swine?"
"Jeez, rude much?" said Bulma while glaring at Vegeta.
"What was that wench?"
"Excuse me? What did you just call me?
"Heh. You heard me, or are you deaf as you are idiotic?" Did he just call BULMA BRIEFS an idiot?
"I'm smarter than you'll ever be and I'm not deaf, you're just too short to hear me." Bulma quipped.
"Wh-What!?" Vegeta stood in disbelief to what he had just heard. Bulma stood her ground while calmly staying in her seat.
" . I believe that is enough." said Oolong
"But she started it!" Bulma couldn't help but smirk his immature retort.
"I really don't care who started it. You both still need your schedules and IDs. If you both will please follow me." said Oolong while getting out of his chair and exiting his office.
Bulma chuckled and got up out of her chair and followed Oolong. Vegeta growled as she walked past him. He got out of his chair grumbling about swine and followed them down the hall.
How dare that wench call me short! I am Vegeta! Prince of all Saiyans! Once I take this planet we will see who's laughing then. Vegeta grinned as he followed the two down the hallway.
"...our varsity football team has brought home 12 trophies, not that I'm bragging or anything. We don't just have football we have soccer, basketball, softball..."said Oolong.
Does he ever shut up? I swear he loves hearing the sound of his own voice. Thought Bulma.
"Do you ever shut up?" Oolong didn't seem to hear Vegeta's comment.
Oolong talked about the different clubs the school had but eventually had to stop because they reached a room. Oolong knocked on the door. A feminine voice sounded from the other side of the door.
"Just a minute."
The door swung open revealing a woman who looked no older than Bulma, wearing a frilly peach button-up shirt, a black pencil skirt and some kitten heals. She had navy blue hair and a big red bow on the right side of her head. And I thought my hair was different.
"Hello there Ms. Lunch how are you this fine evening?" said Oolong.
"I'm fine thanks for askin'." said Lunch with a smile.
"Beautiful as always I see."
"Now, now Mr. Oolong you know I'm married."
Come on now! She's WAY out of your league. Bulma thought surprised at how much courage this guy had considering he was in fact a pig.
"Sadly, yes. Anyway I'm here to drop these students off so they can get their ID pictures taken."
"Of course. Come right on in kids." said Lunch as she stepped aside to let them into the small room. The room was small, cluttered and a little dark. There was a desk with a computer in the corner and in the middle of the room there was a small back-drop and a camera set up. Because the room was so cramped Bulma had some difficulty maneuvering without falling on her face. She stumbled a little and her chest brushed Vegeta's arm. Damn woman, get the hell away from me. Vegeta tried to inch away from her.
"Sorry it's a little cramped in here." said Lunch as she skillfully weaved through the clutter. Bulma tried to follow Ms. Lunch but she didn't see the small stack of paper and stepped right on them causing her to slip. Trying not to fall she leaned back and fell into Vegeta.
"Get off me wench!" said Vegeta catching her a little.
"Where do you expect me to go!?" She yelled in his face.
"Out of my way!" Vegeta pushed her over making her fall into a bunch of boxes. When Bulma fell she fell, with all her weight, onto her wrist.
"Ah!" she yelled. Sitting up, she looked at her wrist while rubbing in slightly. It was brused and throbbing. turned around, startled by the loud crash.
"Uh oh."
"Are you ok?!" said Lunch rushing over.
"I-I don't think so, I think I sprained my wrist."
"I'm so sorry! I knew I shoulda cleaned this place up."
"Clumsy woman." Vegeta said under his breath. Bulma heard him and started to get upset. How the hell is he making this my fault!?
"And how is this my fault, you pushed me over." said a now irritated Bulma. "If you wouldn't have ran into me this situation could have been easily avoided."
"Hey, you're the one who pushed her over! You take her to the nurse's office this instant!" said Lunch with some authority in her voice.
"Che, last I checked she hurt her wrist not her legs. She can take herself." said Vegeta while crossing his arms.
"You know what, I think-" Bulma started, but was cut off by Lunch.
"I don't want to hear it. You take her to the nurse's office this instant." Ordered Lunch as she tried to help Bulma up.
"I take orders from no one." said Vegeta scowling at Lunch. The atmosphere in the room grew heavy.
"Come on, havn't you always wanted to be a girls knight in shining armor; her prince charming?" said Lunch.
"I don't need a knight in shining-" Bulma said before once again being cut off.
"No."
"Yes."
"No! Woman what did I say!?"
"Yes! Thats what I say!"
"No!" said Vegeta while throwing his arms back. One of them knocking into a few old boxes causing a small dust cloud to form. The cloud eventually reached Lunch. Lunch's nose began to wiggle and her eyes began to squint.
"ah...ah...AH...AAAAAAHCHOOOOOO!"
Lunch sneezed. Her hair flew back and turned blonde while her eyes turned from deep blue to green. She stood up and pulled a machine gun from what seemed to be nowhere and pointed it at Vegeta. Bulma didn't know what to make of the situation so she just watched and waited
"You sure you don't wanna take her to the nurses office!?" Lunch basically screamed in Vegeta's face.
"No." Vegeta glared at her.
She pointed the machine gun in his face.
"You sure?" Lunch glared back at him with just as much ferociousness.
"I said no wench." Vegeta hadn't spent an hour with Earth woman and he already couldn't stand them. What the hell is wrong with these females and their wanting to argue all the damn time!? On Planet Vegeta a man's word was law! This will definitely change once I'm in charge.
"Don't be such a bitch!"
"WENCH I SAID NO!" Vegeta stormed out of the tiny room and down the hallway.
Vegeta walked down the hallway grumbling about Lunch. Leaving an angry Lunch and an injured Bulma in the small room. His anger radiated in waves and cleared a path through the cluster of students socializing in the hallway.
In reality Vegeta had no idea where he was goingso he decided to head back to Oolongs office while he cooled off.
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Bulma still sat on the floor where she had fallen and decided to just find the nurse's office herself like she planned after being interrupted so many times.
She got up and slid out of the messy room while Lunch destroyed it further while yelling about Vegeta. Bulma wandered the halls injured and lost. I have no idea where I'm going.Thought Bulma as she stopped and leaned against the wall and watched the crowd. I should ask someone for directions.
Careful to whom she asked Bulma flagged a girl over to the side of the hallway. She had her black hair in a bun and a fringe and wore a knee length, purple Cheongsam and red earrings.
"Excuse me. Could you point me in the direction of the nurse's office please?"
"Oh sure. It's right around the corner." said the girl while pointing.
"Oh man you're a life saver, thanks!" Bulma said with a smile and was about to be on her way when the stranger stopped her. "You wouldn't happen to be Bulma Briefs would you?"
"The one and only."
"Hi my name's ChiChi."
"Bulma."
"If you like I could walk you to the office?"
"That would be great!" Bulma was elated to have finally found a friendly female her age she could speak with Bulma and ChiChi walked they talked about each other's lives and their families.
"Oh I never asked; why do you need to go to the nurse's office so early in the morning anyway?" "Don't get me started. I've had a horrible first day so far."
Bulma began to tell ChiChi about the mornings events including Vegeta.
"Oh my. I think that might be the guy that started a fight earlier this morning! You best stay away from him, he only seems to cause trouble." They eventually reached the nurse's office.
"Okay see you later Bulma. I have to go meet my boyfriend in the cafeteria; we should really sit together at lunch so I can introduce you to everyone!"
"Okay sure and thanks again!" Bulma said as she waved.
Bulma turned to the office door and knocked. There were a few moments of silence before she knocked again. After a few more moments of no one answering the door Bulma decided to walk in and see if anyone was in the room. Upon entering she noticed a little boy asleep at what she guessed was the nurse's desk. She walked up to him to get a better look and couldn't help but coo at his cuteness. The little boy was so pale he looked white but he had the rosiest cheeks she had ever seen. He had on a little black hat with a red puff ball on the top. He wore a simple green jifu but it was a little hard to tell because he also had on a mini lab coat.
Bulma thought about waking the boy and decided to look around the room instead. The room was fairly large but with all the bedding and shelves, the room looked a little cluttered but neat at the same time. Bulma reached for a jar. Upon lifting it she winced in pain forgetting about her sprained wrist and dropped the jar which was followed by a loud crack.
"Wha-What! What is going on?" The little boy woke from the jar hitting the floor and scrambled to his feet.
"I'm sorry I didn't mean to wake you I was waiting for the nurse to get back." said Bulma while clutching her injured wrist.
The boy smiled. And sat back down. "I am the nurse silly! Now tell me what the problem is."
Aw it's a mini nurse! "O-Oh um, I hurt my wrist."
"Please take a seat so I can examine you."
The little boy gestured to a chair and wheeled himself closer to Bulma for a proper examination.
"So you're the nurse?"
"Yup! I know it's hard to tell by my height, but yeah I'm nurse Chaozu!"
Man this school's got some strange characters. "Bulma Briefs."
Chaozu nodded and reached for Bulma's wrist and she stretched her arm meeting his tiny hands. Grasping her forearm gently Chaozu examined her wrist.
"Hmm, judging by the discoloration I'm going to say it's just a sprain" Chaozu got up and headed over to one of the many shelves stocked with medical equipment and pulled out a role of bandages and some ointment. He walked back to his seat and re-positioned himself in front of Bulma.
"I'm going to put this ointment on your wrist to bring down the swelling alright."
"Mmhm."
Chaozu slowly rubbed some of the ointment onto Bulma's wrist being careful not to press too hard. The ointment cooled her aching wrist. Getting uncomfortable with the silence Bulma started a conversation.
"So, how long have you been working at West High?"
"Oh not very long, about four years." said Chaozu as he messaged the last bit of ointment on.
"Anything exciting happen?"
"No. Not really...well except for the time a student came barging in complaining about a strange illness."
"Illness?" Bulma looked at Chaozu skeptically.
"Yeah it was actually pretty funny. He was pretty worked up too. He was saying he had a female-phobia."
Wait a second. "A female-phobia?"
"Yup. I had never heard of something so rediculous before that day."
Chaozu giggled as he recalled the day a student with wild hair burst through the door screaming about how he couldn't handle such a large amount of "babes".
"Um, did he have a scar under his left eye?"
"Yes. Why?"
"NO REASON! Heh, heh no...reason." Bulma laughed nervously after realizing they were talking about the same idiot.
Aw, man. I really hope I don't run into him.
Just then said "idiot" walked through the door. "Hey Chaozu I need anpther band-aid don't ask-" He stopped talking because he couldn't believe his eyes.
"B-Bulma?"
Bulma couldn't believe her luck. Bulma hung her head in sadness as she greeted her EX. "Hey Yamcha."