I think we all know by now that I don't own the song or Hetalia or The Grinch Who Stole Christmas.

The eleventh thing at Christmas
That's such a pain to me:
Stale T.V. specials,

"This is so boring! Why can't we just watch hockey?!" Ontario shouted.

"'Cause it's not in the Christmas Spirit." Alberta reminded him.

"Christmas, Shmritmas. I miss Papa France." Quebec sighed.

"WHO CARES WEITHER THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS OR NOT?! I WANT HOCKEY!" British Columbia shouted.

"Oh, maple." Canada groaned.

batteries not included,

"Brooooother!" Kyoto screamed.

"Oh, what now?" Japan asked irritably.

"The electric guitar America sent me didn't include batteries!"

"Not again." Japan muttered.

no parking spaces

"WHAT?! ALL THE STREETS ARE FULL TOO?!" China screamed in outrage.

"Should have seen that coming~" Shanghai sang.

"Can't we just come back?" Beijing yawned. China turned around, his eyes wide.

"And miss everything for 50% off? Heck no!"

"Here he goes again…" Hong Kong sighed.

(kid) mum I gotta go bathroom,

"Daaad! I need to go to the bathroom!" Sealand said. Finland sweat-dropped.

"Can't you hold it a little longer?" He asked nervously.

"Maybe I ca- oh, it's too late. Hehehe…sorry dad." Sealand said sheepishly.

Finland sighed.

"And I wonder why England always ignores him…"

charities,

"Ah…safe at last…" Australia sighed with relief as he locked his front door.

"What happened?" Wy asked.

"A crazy charity bloke kept following me around! Stalkers!" Australia exclaimed. Wy looked over his shoulder.

"You mean that crazy looking guy in a Santa hat?" She asked, pointing at the window. Australia turned around to see the SAME man plastered on his window, mouthing the word 'donation' over and over again.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

she's a witch I hate her,

Bucharest managed to 'escape' to the bathroom, where he pulled out his cell phone and called Romania. After about 5 rings, he managed to get a hold of him.

"Hello?"

"Romania! Help me! I'm trapped in Hungary's place!"

"WHAT?!"

"Um…yeah…I'm kinda dating her daughter…"

"HUNGARY HAS A KID?!"

"Well, more of sister, but Hungary prefers calling her 'daughter'."

"Oh, that makes more sense- wait what?! You're dating her sister?!"

"Well, not all Romanians hate Hungarians! But that's beside the point. HOW THE HECK AM I SUPPOSED TO SURVIVE WITH HER TRYING TO KILL ME EVERY 5 MINUTES?!"

"…That, I can't do. Sorry, Bucharest, you're on your own." There was a click, and Romania hung up.

"GEE, THANKS A LOT!"

five months of bills,

"Switzerland really needs to unwind…" Vaduz said as they watched Switzerland pace around the dining room, mumbling to himself.

"Maybe we can send big brother to the French coast?" Lichtenstein suggested.

"And have him shoot at France? I'd rather not." Zurich snorted.

I don't even know half these people,

"I say we get London to mail the cards! It's her city after all!" Ireland said.

"What?!" London protested.

"You know what, why are we doing this?!" Cardiff yelled. "We don't even know half the people we're writing to!"

"I agree! When England comes home, we quit!" Edinburgh said.

"AYE!" Everyone agreed.

oh who has the toilet paper,

"THE AWESOME ME NEEDS TOLIET PAPER!" Prussia screamed as he ran around the house.

"Shut up, Prussia!" Berlin yelled. "I'm trying to sleep!"

"BUT THE AWESOME ME FEELS CONSTIPATED!" Prussia screamed. "I NEED THE TOILET PAPER!"

"Gimme a break…" Berlin mumbled into her pillow.

turn the flashlight on I blew a fuse

"Well... I've almost…got it…" Romano said. He held up two wires. "If I get this right, I will not be electrocuted." Just as he was about to connect the wires, Italy crossed over.

"Ve~! What does this do?" He asked cheerfully as his finger hovered over a red wire.

"ITALY, DON'T-" Naples and Sicily yelled together, but it was too late. Italy tugged on the wire...and snapped it. The power went out.

"Well…" Sicily said. "Anyone have a flashlight?"

and finding a Christmas tree,

"If I have to see one more flippin' Christmas tree, I'll…" Utah threatened.

"Flip?" Michigan suggested. Utah glared at him.

"Hahahahaha…very fun." He said. "So, Michigan, any idea what a healthy Christmas tree looks like?"

Michigan shrugged.

"No clue. How about this one?" He said, pointing to a tree that was wilting a little. Utah looked at it.

"It's wilting a bit, but eh. Close enough." Then he started to drag the tree. "Now help me drag this tree back."