I don't own Hetalia or either songs (Twelve Pains of Christmas and Biste Du Bei Mir) used below.

The twelfth thing at Christmas
that's such a pain to me:
singing Christmas carols,

"WHAT IS THAT TERRIBLE NOISE?!" Austria shouted as he cowered in his living room. Vienna peeked out the curtains.

"Not them again!" She wailed.

"Who?" Austria asked.

"It's the local choir. They do this every year." Vienna complained.

"I just had to stay home this year…" Austria groaned as the choir launched into a screechy rendition of 'Biste Du Bei Mir'.

stale T.V. specials,

"I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOOP!" Yukon shrieked.

"I… hate…Christmas…specials…" Manitoba said as he banged his head on the couch.

"I…feel…so…sleepy…" P.E.I (Prince Edward Island) mumbled.

batteries not included,

"JAPAN! NONE OF OUR ELETRONIC PRESENTS COME WITH BATTERIES!" Tokyo and Kyoto yelled.

Japan calmly walked over to the dining table and banged his head on it 3 times.

"Note to self." He said. "Talk to the senders of the presents later."

no parking,

"Let's try again at the mall." China said. But when he got there, he was greeted with a security guard.

"Sorry, ma'am, but there is no more parking left." The mall security guard said.

Shanghai and Hong Kong snickered. China was outraged.

"MA'AM?! I AM A MAN!" China yelled. The mall security guard looked flustered.

"Oh…um…sorry…" He said in a small voice.

"THAT'S IT! WE'RE GOING HOME!" China snarled. He turned the car around and began to drive (recklessly) back home.

"That went rather well." Shanghai said sarcastically.

"Oh, shut up." Beijing snapped.

(kid crying),

"DAD! THIS IS THE WORSE DAY EVER!" Sealand cried. He had peed in his pants, and it was starting to get uncomfortable.

"Sealand…could you hold on for a moment…please?" Finland begged. People were giving them strange looks.

"BUT DAAAAAAAD!" Sealand whined loudly. Finland sighed.

"That's it. Sealand, we're going home."

charities,

"Donation, donation, donation, donation…" The man chanted outside of Australia's house.

"Why not just file a restraining order on him?" Wy suggested. Australia shook his head.

"I've got a better idea, shelia."

"Don't call me shelia!"

Australia walked to the door, opened it and stuck his head out.

"Right, mate. If you don't leave, I'll sic Ol' Jack on you!" Australia shouted. The man didn't budge.

"Likely story! What's Ol' Jack anyways? Your cat? Donation, donation, donation…" The man continued. Australia sighed.

"Right. Sic 'em, Ol' Jack!" Australia yelled.

An alligator suddenly crawled pass Australia and started to go after the man, who got up and ran. Australia grinned.

"Who needs guard dogs when you have an alligator?"

gonna make em dinner,

"Bye Budapest, Butcherest!" Hungary called out as they left.

"IT'S BUCHAREST!" Bucharest shouted.

"Whatever! Merry Christmas! And don't forget, I'm coming over on New Years~!' Hungary sang.

"New…Years?…oooh…" Bucharest gasped and fainted.

"Maybe a New Years' visit isn't a good idea." She said to herself.

five months of bills,

"I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! FIVE MONTHS OF BILLS IS TOO MUCH!" Switzerland yelled. He threw the papers up in the air and left. Zurich, Bern, Geneva, Vaduz and Lichtenstein came out of their hiding spots.

"Well…I guess this is also a bad time to tell him we rented a chalet on the Swiss Alps for the holidays?" Geneva said sheepishly.

"Let's wait until big brother calms down first." Lichtenstein said.

"Agreed." Everyone else chimed in.

I'm not sending 'em mister that's it,

"I'm back, everyone!" England said as he came in…only to find out seven very angry countries/sovereign states/cities waiting for him.

"Hello, England." London said.

"Say…" England said. "What about the Christmas cards?"

"Well…" Edinburgh started.

"WE QUIT!" Everyone else finished, and left. England groaned.

"Oh, bother."

shut up you,

"Ugh…the awesome me doesn't feel good." Prussia groaned.

"It's your own fault you decided to get drunk." Berlin shouted from her room.

"BUT THE AWESOME ME REALLY DOESN'T FEEL GOOD!' Prussia whined.

"SHUT THE HECK UP PRUSSIA!" Germany yelled.

you're so smart you rig up the lights

"What on earth?!" Rome yelled. He had come back, only to see a very ticked off Romano, Naples, and Sicily. "What happened? Where are the lights?"

"BLAME HIM!" Naples and Sicily yelled, pointing to Italy. Then they left.

"Romano…why aren't the lights up?" Rome asked.

"Oh, shut up. If you're so smart, why don't you-a rig up the lights." Romano said, throwing the lights at Rome before storming away.

"People." Rome sighed.

and finding a Christmas tree.

"So, did any of you find a Christmas tree?" New York asked. 49 dejected states shook their heads.

"Mine was infected." Arkansas said glumly.

"All of the trees that looked totally cool, were, like, totally taken!" California complained. "It's like, totally unfair!"

"Ours was wilted." Utah and Michigan said.

"We couldn't decide." North and South Carolina chorused.

"The tree was reserved." Ohio groaned.

Suddenly, Washington D.C's phone rang. He put it on speaker phone.

"Hey dudes and dudettes!" America called. "Good news! Turns out Washington's boss has given us a free tree! I'll come pick you up! The Hero, over and out!" There was a click and America hung up.

"WHAT?!" 50 shocked and angry states screamed.

(Timeskip)

America arrived to see 50 either K.O'ed, crying, or angry states waiting for him.

"Well then…" He said as Alaska, Tennessee, and Texas started towards him. "I'll just ask Washington's boss again next year."

Well, that's the last of 'em.

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to everyone!