ME: Yay I'm writing Chapter 2 because I got some good reviews! Glares at Anime-Kitty-Am-I Don't forget, I know where you live…

Vincent: Are you even suppose to be saying that on a website?

ME: Don't worry…I'm in another country man…Just for a little while though.

And don't ask where that other country is…Hello? Where else would an Anime lover go?

Vincent: florida.

ME: SHUT UP!!!! hits him with frying pan

ME: dramatic pose ON WITH THE STORY!!!

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White Cloud peered down the portal, wondering if it was a trick.

" No, I will not go after him. He is my sworn enemy. And enemies don't help enemies."

He started to walk away, and then disappeared over the hillside. He then comes back, and flies down the portal.

" Well, she probably isn't alive. Who could survive being eaten by Chaos other then the Unlimited and I?"

MEANWHILE…

Aura, Kaze's sister, was quietly sitting amongst some cactuar and Moogles, on Jane, Cid's submarine.

" I'm sorry Ashley, but he isn't within our radar." Lisa Pacisfist said.

" It's Aura."

" What?'

" My name is Aura."

" Hey Amy! Why don't we go play some games with the children! I bet their bored."

" My NAME is AURA."

" Alright Anna, come back when you want to." Lisa smiled, then walked off.

Aura sighed, hoping her big brother would come along soon.

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Kaze arrived in Tampa Beach, Florida with a THUD! And was just about to get back up when Squall ( or Leon) fell down on him. Then they were both about to get back up when White Cloud fell down, crushing them.

" If one more person lands on me, I'm going to kick the bucket…" Leon groaned, trying to get back up.

BAM!!! Kadaj, Loz, Cloud, Vincent, Yazoo,and an overweight Moogle came crashing down on top of them.

" That's six….Are you dead yet?" White Cloud mumbled.

" GET OFF OF ME!!!!!!" Kaze yelled at the top of his voice.

Quickly everyone got off, but Kadaj sat where he was on Kaze's back.

" I said get off of me!"

" Who said I should? Your not the boss of me, you apathetic!" Kadaj said stubbornly.

He went flying through the air, as Kaze donkey kicked him off, and watched as he fell hard to the ground.

" ALRIGHT BUDDY ITS PERSONAL!" Kadaj yelled, activating his gun. But since no one had discovered materia yet, he couldn't summon anything.

" I HATE THIS PLACE!!!" He yelled again, trying to take off his gun, but then realized he could only get it off with materia.

Everyone else watched him throwing a hissy fit, trying not to laugh, knowing it would lead to their impending doom.

Finally , Yazoo and Loz went over and calmed down Kadaj.

" You…What are you doing here? Did you find Aura?" Kaze asked.

" I told you , she's dead."

"…"

" Well I don't know that for a fact but" He was cut off as the red revolver was shoved in his face.

" Remind me, if she is alive, to beat the snot out of you." Kaze growled.

" Hey, Hey calm down! Does anyone even know where we are?" Asked Leon.

" I think we are in a place called Flo- erida." Said Cloud.

" florida?" Vincent said, then added " How do you know?"

Cloud pointed to the huge billboard that was the size of an IMAX screen that said " WELCOME TO TAMPA BEACH , FLORIDA."

" Oh. " Everyone muttered.

LATER THAT NIGHT..

" I think it would be a good idea if we went around in a circle and told everyone our names." Said Leon.

" What are you , the Hippie of Peace And Love?" Kadaj mumbled.

Leon chose to ignore him.

" Look, I'll start… My name is Leon Leonhart, and something interesting about me is that I have a gunblade." He pulled out his blade, and there was a chorus of OOH's.

" May I?" Cloud asked, and Leon gladly gave it to him.

" Be careful it shoots-"

BAMBAMBAM! Three bullets shot out narrowly missing Vincent, but tearing off a lock of his hair.

His eyes started to glow a little bit yellow, and stood up as his skin turned paler and paler…

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ME: the first star is apathetic, which means lacking emotions. I can name three people out of this story off the top of my head…

Vincent,Cloud,Kaze: glare at her

ME: But that's beside the point. The second star is about the materia. No, Kadaj can probably get the gun off without materia, but I decided to keep it like that, because its funny to see him struggle.

Kadaj hisses one day woman, one day…

ME: the thrd star , is because I'm not sure if Squall-

Leon: Its Leon!

ME: - Kept his last name. Sorry if he didn't, my bad! But third chapter is coming in a few minutes!

Everyone: unhappy faces Yay…