Me: Disclaimer, I don't own FFU,FF7,FF8…Blah.Whatever.
Everyone: happy faces except cloud, because he is still bent on being more emo then Vincent, Vincent because he thinks its stupid to smile over that, and Kaze, because he just doesn't want to smile YAAAY!
ME: SHUT UP YOU JERKS OR I'LL MAKE YOU HAUL BUTT TO CHINA!!!
Everyone: silent.
ME: Thank you. ON WEETH DA STORY!
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The next person up was Kaze.
He stared out at the group, not saying one word.
" Hello?" Leon asked making sure the dogpile hadn't killed him.
" whats wrong with him?" he asked.
" Like that one blue headed chick said- he's apathetic." White Cloud confirmed.
Suddenly, he felt an evil prescence behind him ,and looked back to see Kadaj.
" I…Am…not a …Woman…" He heard him say in an eerie, calm voice.
" Oh-I'm sorry…are those two women over there your sisters?"
More evil aura's surrounded him.
" Um…Let me guess- Your all guys…I'm uh, s-sorrry." He said, and the aura's went away.
Leon was still working with Kaze.
" C'mon, just tell us…If you don't, I'll do the most annoying thing in the world."
He stood silent.
" fine then buddy, but you asked for it."
Leon stuck his finger n his mouth, pulled his finger out, and put it in Kaze's ear.
" WET WIL-LY!" He sang out, watching as Kaze looked as though he was being electrocouted.
" FINE! MY NAME IS KAZE! AND WHAT IS INTERESTING ABOUT ME IS THAT I AM ABOUT READY TO SMITE ALL OF YOU THIS VERY INSTANT!" He yelled, angrily, activating his Magun.
45 MINUTES LATER…
The gun had finally thawed out, and the bullets in it.
" Alright, lets move on now," Leon said, ignoring the huge fire breathing phoenix in the sky, that eventually flew off out of sheer boredrom. And besides, it wanted to destroy Disney World.Or Land.
" My name is Kadaj. I AM NOT A WOMAN, and I'm trying to destroy those two." He said, pointing to Vincent and Cloud.
" My name is Loz, I AM ALSO NOT A WOMAN,and I watch Naruto." He said.
Everyone stared at him, because they didn't know what Naruto was, and some were just surprised he was an Anime fan.
" I'm Yazoo, I AM NOT A WOMAN, but I am a bishie, and what is interesting about me, is that I never brush my hair, and there are NEVER any tangles." He said, flipping his hair, as it drifted around him, then floated back down.
" Gaywad." Said a voice from the woods. ( omg, its SIB!)
Everyone ignored it, except Yazoo, who activated his gun, gave a mildly impressive war cry, and shot after her, only to appear three seconds later,with his hair on fire, which was dosed out by Loz.
" m..My h-hair." He whimpered, touching the burnt ends, and watched as it fell off into his hands. He started to cry, and Loz comforted him.
" Uh-next…" Leon said slowly, wondering if he was stuck with a bunch of Drama Queens trapped in adult bodies.
" My name is White Cloud, And what is special about me is-"
Cloud picked up the gunblade and shot him.
Everyone went silent at Cloud's random act of violence.
" Please continue. " He said.
" What did he ever do to you?" Leon asked, horrified a little.
" He stole my name. And the toilet paper name. I use White Cloud toilet paper, and every time I use it, I'll think I'm using that dude. And its weird.And nasty."
Leon stared at him, thinking about finding that girl who had burned that dude's hair and hide behind her.
" Oh- It's my turn.My name is Cloud Strife, and I'm hung over a dead lady and a totally hot woman. Whats interesting about me is that my hair defies gravity." He said.
Vincent took out a cow tranquilizer, and put it in Cloud's arm, therefore knocking him out for a couple of hours.
" I apologize, but I was worried when his next random act of violence would happen. Hello, my name is Vincent Valentine, and I have voices inside my head." He said.
They all stared at him, and Vincent could have sworn they backed about a foot away from him.
" well , time to go to bed." Leon said cheerfully, noticing he just might be the only sane one there.
Kadaj took out a small box that he could store a lot of stuff in because it shrank the stuff, but found he couldn't get it open without material.
" GAH!" He screamed angrily, throwing his fist into a tree, and watched it be crushed.
" AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" He yelled, holding his bloody hand.
" Brother, I think you cannot be as strong without material. C'mon, I shall heal it." Yazoo said, holding his hand over the wound. But nothing happened.
" Hello idiot, I think you need MATERIA." Kadaj hissed.
Yazoo's eye twitched as he walked over to a tree, and fell down, falling asleep.
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ME: Im in tears...I can't breathe...coughcough...ahaha!
Everyone: Giving her angry looks
ME: I-Im s...sr...coughcough...ahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! pl-please...rv-review...ahaha!!!! turning blue