Uh, so I'm thinking this is a faster update, is it? Don't know, but, here's chapter two! I've realized, I've made some mistakes on the last one, and I may or may not go back and change them– oh who am I kidding, I will

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And, I just want to say something; I know I've been using weird words like "poop", and it's becuz I'm not allowed to say certain words in life, so I don't plan to write them down. So, I hope you guys are ok with that, I'm trying my best to still try and make this funny xD

Ok, enough of me blah-blah-blahing, onto this story!

~Stalking Fail~

Ah, the Vocaloid Residence. So peaceful, calm, happy. A place for singing, and just relaxing, you know?

Ok. Enough of that. Let's cut to the cheese, now.

Meiko and Kaito are going on a date. DATE. AN ELDERY WOMEN, AND A PSYCHO FOR ICE CREAM. DATING. TOGETHER.

Well, that's what Len, Rin, and I heard from Miku. Of course, I told Gumi, I mean, the girl's really good when it comes to suspicion. She said it could be true.

Ok, I know you're all like, "WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON, HERE?!" Well, let me tell you...

~Flash Back~

"Luka-chan," Meiko called out to me, as I was reading a book. Nothing special was happening. I was just doing my own thing, Miku yelling at Rin to stop choking Len all because he threw her oranges in a ditch.

You know. The usual.

"Yesie, Meiko?" I answered.

"I need you to look after those children," She jabbed a finger at, the trio who are now choking each other. "While Kaito and I are out."

"Out?" Miku perked. "Like, outside? Alone? TOGETHER?" Meiko raised an eyebrow at her.

"Well yes, Kaito said he needed to talk to me, alone."

"Yepy-o," Kaito agreed. "Needed to talk to Mei-chan about something important."

"Oh..." Miku had this girly face on, like, if Meiko and Kaito weren't in the room she'd be squealing like a fan girl. "Well, have fun."

"Um...okay."

~End~

And that's where Miku thinks Kaito is going to ask Meiko to be his girlfriend.

"I mean, wouldn't it be cute?" Miku asked us, squealing. "Nii-chan, and Nee-chan on a date, romantically holding hands, telling each other they love each other, and Nee-chan actually seeming, I don't know HAPPY?"

"Yeah, but..." Len trailed off. "How would you know if it's even him asking her out? I mean, another possibility is that he's asking her something professional."

"Aw, boo," Rin boo at me. "Len, you stinker, you're taking the fun out of dreaming. I know! Let's watch them on their date!"

I grinned. I mean, the thought of them together does seem hilariou– Duh, I mean cute. Yeah, cute. "I'm in, it's gonna be awesome!"

"Me too, good thinking Rinny-poo!" Miku joined in. We all turned our heads to Len. He looked taken back.

"Wait, I'm suppose to join this stalking session?!"

"Len, Len, Len," I tsked. "It isn't called stalking. It's called, um, observing from a distance, without them knowing."

He raised an eyebrow at me. "Soooo stalking."

"Ugh, NO, it's only stalking when you follow them around, and hide in bushes, while people look at you, like you're crazy, and you just ignore them, and keep following them with an evil smile on you face."

"So, we're all just gonna be like Teto-chan, now?"

"NO, SHE'S DIFFERENT!"

"HOW?!"

"SHE'S TETO-CHAN, THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN STALKING, AND TETO, LEN TUNA, GET YOUR TETO FACTS RIGHT!"

"Alright fine, geez," he mumbled. Miku smiled at him.

"So, you gonna join us?"

"No."

"Ha, that wasn't even a question." He glared at her.

"Then why did you even bother telling me that?!"

"Because I'm the awesome Miku, Miku does what she wants. And you're joining, unless you want me to cut open your throat, kill you, then throw you to a never ending abyss where you'll never see the morning sun, and weep as the soul reapers come to you." She threaten, a sweet (went sadistic) smile on her face. Len's face turned pale. As you can see, what Miku wants, she really gets, because her threat are serious. She would really do that to Len.

"F-F-Fine," he stutter, his face still pale. "O-O-On-Only b-because you t-threaten me."

"You're scared, aren't you Lenny-kins~?"

"...Maaaayyyyybbbbeeee."

~Stalking~

"What the leeks, why do I gotta wear these kitty ears, poop you guys," Miku hissed under her breath as we entered the restarant where Kaito and Meiko are.

Oh, and BTW, are disguises stink. Like, you'd already know that's us. Thanks so much Rin (sarcasm).

"Ok, here's the plan," Rin whispered. "We get a seat next to that window since that's where they're closest too, pretend to be complete strangers who are just listing to their conversation for no apparent reason. Then, when Nii-chan starts saying "Meiko, I need to tell you something important." That's when we listen real good for the juicy orange. Okie dokie?"

"Okie dokie," we all whisper back.

Ok, now our 3 step rules.

Step 1– Get our seats.

"How many?" The lady asked.

Len, being the low IQ person he is, glared at the lady. "Hello, ma'am, can you not count? There's four of us, or are you blind?"

"Uh, sir it's just my job–"

"Here let me count for you," Len looked at us. "One, two, three, four. See four. DID YOU NOT SEE THAT ALREADY?!"

She seemed more frighten. "Yes, I see, uh, follow me to your seats."

"Oh, could it be next to that window over there?" The lady nodded her head.

Once we got there, she gave us our menus, and bowed. "You're waiter will be with you shortly."

"Well, duh this is a restaurant! They gotta come soon! No, how about we just get a stranger to take our orders, how about that?!"

Len you...why bother, it's futile.

Step 2– Start Listing

"Ugh, they're not even talking," Rin hissed, glaring at them through her black shades.

"It takes time, Rinny, just wait." Miku said.

I sighed. Stalking is such a hard job.

Step 3– Stay until you get the juice

...Well this is a fail. For Kaito. They're laughing and talking, but Kaito hasn't said the juicy parts yet. C'mon man, WE'RE DOING THIS FOR A REASON!

"Three special steps, that's all you need, three special steps. then you'll succeed. Your special assignment is starting now, and three special steps will show you how. Step 1-!"

"Len, shut your mouth already," I groaned, annoyed about the song. Since when did that kid know Special Agent Oso?

Len sighed. "I'm sorry I'm just bored."

"Hello," finally our waiter is here! "I'm Yumi, how may I– Sensei?" I laughed.

"Oh boy, I pity that poor loser who has to see their student with their other students!" I shouted, forcing down my laughter.

"Er, Luka-neechan?"

"Yes, Miku?"

"You're...that loser." Oh. Oh.

"Oh, um," I composed myself and looked at Yumi. "Yumi-san, nice to see you."

"Y-You too sensei. Um.. May I ask why Kagamine-san, Kagamine-kun, and Miku-senpai are with you?"

"Uh," Think Luka, think! You're more epic then Miku, remember?! "Len's my son."

"I'm your what? That's– OW!" He hissed, when I kicked him under the table. "Uh, yeah, I'm her son. And uh, Rin here's my friend."

"What about Miku-senpai?" Yumi asked.

"Uh, she's our cat."

"Excuse meh?!"

"Y-Yeah, his cat! Get down kitty!" Rin snapped, trying to act convincing. Miku, being forced to join along, got down on all fours. "She's a science experiment gone wrong, that's how she can talk and look human, isn't the right, kitty?"

"Um, nya," Miku nya-ed(A/N: Not sure if that's a word, but I made it up!...I think). Yumi seemed sort of conflicted by this fate. Huh, don't blame her.

"Um, ok, so do you guys have your orders?"

I nodded. We all explained to her what we wanted, since you guys don't need to know, unless you're a stalker. Ok, maybe that's the whole point of this story, but still. Well, I guess– You know what, I'll just be quiet.

"Sooo, now what?" I asked. Len blinked. Then he began to open his mouth.

"Three special steps, that all you–"

"Sing that annoying song again. I dare you."

He went quiet after that.

"...They're stalking us, aren't they?"

"Yep."

"Should we do something about this?"

"Yep."

"That all you can say?"

"..."

"Well?"

"...Yep."

"There you go," Yumi said, placing the wonderful food on our table. "And uh, here you go kitty." She placed Miku's leeks on the floor with her. We all tried not to laugh. It's so priceless! "Anything else you need?"

"Yes, how about and explanation." We all froze. We turned our heads and...

"MEIKO, KAITO?!" Kaito glared daggers at us.

"What were you all for think you're doing?!"

"Um, I'm just going to leave," Yumi quickly said, before making a dash. Traitor. Well, she wasn't really part of this in the first place.

"Uh, Nii-chan, Nee-chan!" Rin laughed. "Um, let me explain."

"Why were you stalking us, huh?!" Meiko yelled.

"Uh... we thought Nii-chan was gonna ask you to be his girlfriend." Both turned red, but it seemed more out of rage.

"I was just going to ask her to help me get the surprise gifts Master gave to you guys!" Kaito snapped

"Ohhhhhh," we all oh at the same time.

"I can't believe you four! Well, I can believe you children, but Luka!" Meiko turned her head to me and jabbed that finger at me again. "I expected more from you! You're twenty for goodness' sake!" She then saw Miku. She seemed to just burst. "AND WHY IS MIKU EATING OFF FROM THE FLOOR?!"

Our heads all turned to Miku. She looked up at Kaito and Meiko sheepishly.

"Uh, nya?"

Yep, so that's it for this chapter! Don't worry, I plan on adding other Vocaloid into this story! If you want a certain Vocaloid in this story, just tell me, and I will promise you, I will add them in there (AND I DON'T LIKE BREAKING PROMISES, SOO)

Consider this as a Christmas present(cuz I know one of you wants this as one) so HAPPY LATE CHRISTMAS AND IF YOU DON'T CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS, HAPPY LATE HOLIDAYS TO YOU XD

Please review! I love seeing reviews makes me feel all warm and fuzzy that I just wanna eat some pie x3

(BTW: Meiko fans. Plz don't hate cuz I called Meiko an elderly women. I just read this Hatsune Mix where they say she's on as a joke, but plz don't be offend. If you are, I am so sorry, I can change that part if you want me too. Thank you)