This is pure nonsense ;u;

It all started about 50 million years ago. Time had not begun yet so there were gigantic creatures roaming the land. They were called dinosaurs. Then, a giant meteorite came and exterminated them all. Then, I was born.

"Journal Entry #43: Still no cheeseburger. I have tried kicking, screaming, and soiling myself. To no avail."

And then I was kidnapped by some pervert with rabbit ears. He picked me up and threw me into a hole aND ABANDONED ME. It was a shame because I wanted to punch him softly in the ears with my mouth….,.„ And so I just kept swimming like Dory told me to. I came across two small, cute childrens whO TRIED TO AXE-MURDER ME. Then another rabbit-eared perv came along and tried to shoot me. So I jumped on his back and used his ears to steer him. And then, a pretty man with a big hat walked in. I thought he was Abraham Lincoln so I sat there and called him that for 3 days. Then I ran away from Abraham because he was pretty.

I then met a gloomy man with very majestic hair. I got lost in it for 5 days. When I finally found a way out, he yelled at me and told me to leave. So then I saw a pretty guy with a lizard tattoo. And he made me food because I was hungry. It didn't look like a chicken nugget, but it was. And then a tidal wave of kittens rose up from behind the curtain and on the crest of the wave sat a small person with an eyepatch. The kittens crashed down in front of me like the sea on the shore, along with the person. Lizard man helped her up and let out a loooong "sIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH UGH". Then, she hid in a crevice for 50 years.

I then found an amusement park and ate tons of food because I got lost with the knight for like 7 weeks. Then some friggin' mouse kid ran up and took all of my SPRAY CHEESE. The cat told me a riddle that didn't make any sense. The owner played a song and everybody died.

I thought I saw Batman in the woods so I pushed everybody out of the way and ran into the forest. The trees hnd some signs and doors on them so in the voice of Pom I yelled "NANI?" Some creepy clown guy heard me and walked over like "wHADDAP WANNA PLAY CARDS?" I tried to whack him with my bag becos clowns r spoopy. Abraham shot the clown and I decided to live with him.

I then went to the castle. There was a big truck with the words "Knight Transportation" on it. Armed guards lined the outside of the truck so the knight wouldn't get lost.

All I have for now :'D
My sister is playing Alice and I'm playing Nightmare.