Chapter 3: Dressing up or down?

Izzie's POV

Me, Marls and Lily were in the common room while Laura was down in the kitchen, getting our snacks.
"Girls, I have important news. Me and Sirius have set Laura up on a blind date with Remus!" I whispered.
"WHAT?! THEY LIKE EACH OTHER? Since when?" Marls shouted.
"Marly keep it down! They liked each other since last year," I said.

"Who likes each other? Lily likes me? My life's wish has come true!" James came down the boys' dorm stairs with a cocky grin on his face. This could potentially be a lot of trouble...
"JAMES POTTER! YOU ARE AN ARROGANT TOERAG! I WOULD RATHER DATE A HIPPOGRIFF THAN YOU!" Lily screamed. She walked over to him and slapped him then ran upstairs.
Laura just came through the portrait hole. She looked slightly scared. I didn't blame her. Lily had a nasty temper at the worst of times.
"Laura! Marls! Upstairs to the dorm NOW! Oh and James? You have a handprint on your face!" I shouted then ran upstairs. I heard Sirius yell 'EVANS!' and Remus say 'Ouch!'

Sirius' POV

"Do I want to know what happened Prongs?" I asked cautiously. James just glared and narrowed his eyes at me. "I'll take that as a no then."
I heard thumping on the stairs and turned round. My eyes widened in shock. Izzie was in her pyjamas.
"Shoot!" she said. She ran over to the table to grab her textbook and shouted,
"Laura! Just get down here and get your Charms textbook! I don't know where you left it and Sirius is creeping me out!"
I couldn't help admiring her. She had some grey jersey shorts and a blue cotton top on.

Remus' POV

I heard pattering on the stairs. I turned and saw Laura in her pyjamas and dressing gown.
"Dude, take a picture. It lasts longer," Izzie whispered in my ear. I went red again. I hadn't realised that I was goggling.
"Boys! Shut your mouths or you're going to drool! I know they're gorgeous but... Godric!" Lily walked downstairs. James was going to have a heart attack.

James' POV

Lily Evans just walked over to me. Normally I would be incredibly charming towards her. But this time she had the advantage. She was in her pyjamas.
"Lily, do you want James to have a heart attack?" Sirius asked, having a good laugh at my reaction.
She just ignored the comment and carried on looking for Laura's textbook.
"I know where Laura's book is," I said to Lily, still in shock.
"Where is it Potter?" Lily asked. We were having a semi-decent conversation.
"In our dorm," Sirius sang, his eyes twinkling mischievously.

Izzie's POV

"Which is your dorm?" I asked. Remus looked at me like I was insane.
"Are you willing to risk your life by going into FOUR teenage BOYS bedroom? Just for my textbook? Are you mad woman?" Laura asked me as she did up her dressing gown.
"Probably! I'm sure it's not that bad," I replied with a smile. Sirius and James shared a glance.

"Lead the way Padfoot! Oh girls, we're playing truth or dare. Who's in?" James said, getting off the sofa and stretching.
"Me! And Laura, you're not backing out of this one! Marls and Lils, see you later!" I shouted as I skipped up the staircase, dragging Laura with me.
"James I need to talk to you," I muttered.
"Yeah sure. What is it little sis?" he asked, smiling.
"Don't ask anyone who they fancy. There is a completely logical reason and if you screw up, me and Lily will hex you," I said quietly.
"I understand. I'll tell Sirius as well." James just nodded his head in agreement.

Laura's POV

Me and Izzie stumbled back to the dorm in darkness. Marls and Lily were still awake. Izzie threw herself on her bed and started punching her pillow.
"How was Truth or Dare Laur?" Lily asked me kindly.
"Fine for me. Can't really say the same for Izzie though." I stifled a giggle. She was muttering things like 'murder', 'Avada Kedavra' and 'Black'.
"He dared me to charm my hair purple and dress as a punk tomorrow!" Izzie shouted, glaring at me. "I have nothing punkish except my fishnets, boots and gloves!"

"Wear that with your shirt, tie and school skirt. You can borrow my leather jacket! I have so many ideas on how to make this work!" Marls shrieked and ran to her trunk. "Marls can we PLEASE figure it out tomorrow? I'm exhausted and that's saying something," Izzie moaned. She shut her hangings and after a few minutes, heard her snoring. Delightful.

Izzie's POV

I woke up and got in the shower. Halfway through washing my hair, I remembered my dare.
"Sweet freaking Circe!" I shouted and got out the shower. The whole of Gryffindor probably heard me. The others were already up and changed.
"Izzie, I have your outfit ready. If you want to prove you can pull off punk chic and still look banging then... You're going to have to wear makeup," Marly explained to me. I rolled my eyes and nodded. As always, I liked being right and enjoyed showing up Sirius.

Within 20 minutes, I looked completely different. Lily had charmed my hair purple. Marlene had done my makeup and chosen my clothes. Laura had done my hair in a fishtail braid. We walked to the top of the stairs. Lily and Marls peeked round the corner to see if the boys were there. They were. Marls walked down first and then Lily followed her. They were chatting animatedly about the Hogsmeade trip.

"Laura! Izzie! Hurry up and get your butts down here now!" Marls shouted up the stairs. That was Laura's cue to go down.
"Calm your tits Marls. We're just waiting for Izzie," Laura called Marlene over and whispered something. That was my cue.
"I'm here! I'm here! Hogwarts is safe once more! Oh good morning boys," I called to them. Their mouths were wide open. I looked down. I thought I looked quite good.
I was wearing my uniform without my cloak or jumper. I had Marlene's leather jacket on my fishnets, boots and my black fingerless gloves.

"How... how... How could you pull that outfit off?" Sirius asked me gobsmacked.
"Because I'm amazing!" I sang. I walked over and grabbed Sirius by the collar.
"I will get you all back for this!" I whispered. I winked at him then walked out the portrait hole with the girls.
"What did you say to Black?" Laura asked suspiciously.
"Oh that I'll get him back. Breakfast should be interesting. Do you remember the prank I planned last year? That's gonna happen today!" I replied smirking.
"Izzie they are the bloody MARAUDERS! . ! I don't want one of my best friends DEAD!" Lily shouted. A few people looked around with confused expressions.

Sirius' POV

"How the Godric did Izzie pull that off? And what did she say to you Pads?" James asked.
"She said she'll get us back for her hair thing," I replied casually. I thought Izzie pulled off the naughty punk school girl look well. I snapped out of it when we got to the Great Hall. I smelt food and ran in.
"Morning ladies. How are you this wonderful day?" I asked Izzie, Marlene, Laura and Lily. They stopped the conversation that they were having and muttered their replies.

Laura's POV

I kicked Izzie under the table and nodded. That was our signal for the plan to begin. Lily got her wand out and so did Izzie. Me and Marlene brought ours out in case the boys decided to hex us. Izzie stood on the Gryffindor table and shouted,

"Oi! You lot! Me and my mates have something to show you if the third years would stop looking up my skirt! Accio!" In came flying in, four pairs of boxers. I saw the boys mouths drop.
"This is not happening," James whispered.
"Hell yeah it is Potter!" Lily whispered back smirking.

"Hello everyone. I'm the boxers of Sirius Black!" said the pair that was blue with flashing penguins all over them.
"Hi people. I'm the boxers of James Potter!" said the pair with Superman on them. "Hey there. I'm the boxers of Remus Lupin!" said the pair with pink and red hearts on them.
"And I'm the boxers of Peter Pettigrew!" said the pair with teddy bears on.

By this time, me, Izzie and Marls were crying with laughter and the boys looked mortified.
"Together we are the Marauders embarrassing underwear!" The boxers said in unison. "We'd like to perform a song for you!"
"Hit the music Lily!" Izzie shouted through her laughter. This Muggle song called 'Sexy and I know it' came on and the boxers started singing. The song ended and the boxers dropped on the boys head.

"Told you I would get you back!" Izzie said to Sirius, still laughing. All the boys were still in shock.
"Come on girls. It's time for Defence let's go!" Izzie said to us. We left the table and linked arms. We left the Great Hall singing 'Sexy and I know it'. We shook our hips as well. Seemed to be appreciated. Boys all over the hall were checking us out even Slytherins. This must be the best prank Izzie's ever pulled so far.

"SEMMÉ! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" Sirius roared. We all looked at Izzie.
"Well RUN you idiots!" Izzie shouted and sprinted off. We just stood there until Sirius came running over to us.
"Where did she go?" he asked.
"Transfiguration I think," Marlene answered.
He ran off again.

"If Sirius finds Izzie, then we need to organise a funeral."

A/N hello again everyone! As you can see, there was the first prank! Pulled by the girls and not the boys! There is going to be a lot of pranks so if you can send in ideas that would be awesome! :) Again there are some male POVs and again they are based on my cousin's incredibly short attention span.

Sirius: Hurry up woman! I wanna know what happens next!
Izzie: Would you shut up! Carry on love.
Thank you Izzie. Lily would you like to do the disclaimer?

Lily: Ok. PyromaniacValdez does not own the Harry Potter franchise as much as she would like to. Harry Potter belongs to our illustrious queen, the goddess of writing, J.K Rowling. All events, characters and other things that you do not recognise belong to PyromaniacValdez. Copyrighted © 2013 All rights reserved.
Thank you Lily!

James: Bloody hell!
Me: If you don't shut up, I'll get Lily to date someone else! *whispers* I ship Jily! James: Oh yeah the authors on my side! *Happy dance*

And that concludes the authors note! See you next chapter! :)

Mischief Managed!

PyromaniacValdez xx