"Good day, Legendaries! I have a nice announcement for you all," Kiya beamed from Arceus' throne.

The legendaries looked at each other and giggled. Several murmurs could be heard.

"Nice?" Raikou asked.

"What nice deeds can you do anyway?" Entei chuckled.

Kiya ignored their comebacks and just went on with her announcement.

"Today, some authors have already sent their dares for you,"

Everybody faints again while the human sighed and complained.

"Can I just hire anyone to revive them every now and then? Anyway, first dare is for Yveltal,"

Yveltal stared at Kiya blankly with his beak wide open.

"It's from finnjake. This person dares you to kiss Lugia,"

"LUGIA?! WHY HER?"

"I don't know. Perhaps this person ships you and Lugia,"

"But, but… Why us?" Lugia asked Kiya.

"I SAID I DON'T KNOW OKAY? MAYBE YOU LOOK GOOD TOGETHER OR SOMETHING. JUST GET ON WITH IT,"

"You will be killed, human. After this, I'll drown you in the worst tsunami," Lugia threatened.

Kiya opened the door to "The Consequences".

"Yeah, I love your threat. Try and do that to me," she countered.

The two females glared at each other and lightning seemed to pass from each other's eyes.

"All right, girls. Can we just settle down and get this over with?" Yveltal went in the center of the females to stop the catfight.

Kiya and Lugia stopped and whispered "Fine".

"There. That's good. Lugia, are you ready?" Yveltal asked the Guardian of the Seas.

Lugia blushed and thought that Yveltal has a special place for her in his heart. Well, that was what she thought. And it's wrong. Very wrong.

"I guess," Lugia reluctantly said. After this, Yveltal kissed her. Unfortunately, Lugia fainted and Yveltal vomited.

"Well, someone has to clean that," Kiya said and looked at Arceus. She then added,

"Anyway, you're up Xerneas. You are going to use Psychic on Giratina and dance on this pine tree singing 'The 12 Days of Christmas',"

"The Psychic thing is cool but THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS?! DO I LOOK LIKE A REINDEER TO YOU?!" Xerneas screamed.

"Look, you're not the only reindeer-looking Pokemon here. Arceus is over there," Kiya calmed Xerneas and looked at Arceus again. The Alpha Pokemon looked away from her gaze.

"That's not helping,"

"Just do it Xerneas. Giratina will do it with you,"

"NO I'M NOT. THAT'S NOT PART OF THE DARE. THE PSYCHIC IS ENOUGH BUT I'M NOT DANCING ON THAT TREE!" Giratina yelled at Kiya.

"Too bad. Giratina, here's a lot of chocolate. You see guys, Giratina may look like a demon but she loves chocolate so much that she'd die for them," the magenta-haired human looked at the audience.

"Chocolate? I hate it when I can't say no," the ill-tempered dragon directly took the sweet treats and devoured some. She's drunk now.

"Oh no," Dialga and Palkia said in unison. They knew the terrible things Giratina could do in her sugar rush.

"Xerneas, use Psychic on Giratina!" she commanded Xerneas as if she was her trainer and Giratina was their opponent.

Xerneas, for the first time, obeyed Kiya and used Psychic. She let the Ghost Dragon bounce off the walls of the Hall and threw her out using the window.

"XERNEAS?!" Kiya shouted at the X-shaped Pokemon because she went too far.

"Relax. She has wings,"

"You don't know her! Bring her here! NOW!"

"I'll do it, madam" Palkia raised her arm/claw to the host because she knew Giratina was just going to sky-dive to death in her sugar rush mode.

She opened a portal under Giratina (while she's falling down) to send her back to the Hall of Origin. Giratina reappeared in the Hall with a wide smile.

"Ow. That hurt. But sky-diving is awesome! HEATRAN SHOULD DO THIS!" she bawled randomly and gobbled more chocolate.

"I wanna see the singing and dancing!" Kiya demanded.

Giratina immediately flew on top of the tree and pulled Xerneas with her.

"ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SENT TO ME!" Giratina sang it horridly.

"SING XERNEAS!" Kiya demanded once more with her hands covering her ears.

"A maniac on a pine tree", Xerneas mumbled.

"ON THE SECOND DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SENT TO ME!"

"Two crazy brats," Arceus mumbled.

"HEY! YOU'RE NOT EVEN PART OF THE DARE!" Giratina yelled as if she was deaf.

"Who cares? He has nice lyrics. Don't bug him. Onward to the song!" Kiya said.

Giratina shrugged and continued to dance maniacally with Xerneas. They continued to sing and dance until they finished the song with wonderful mocking lyrics.

"ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS CHOCOLATE!" Arceus' counterpart still continued to sing in her Christmas spirit in the name of chocolate.

"You will have more chocolate on your next dare so please send dares for her for dairy reward. Well, one request is enough for today. The next dares will be given on the next chapter. Sorry! Anyway, I hate to say this but you can all rest now." Kiya said with pure grief while all the legendaries rejoiced.

"Tomorrow. You will all suffer tomorrow. In the name of cookies, you will all suffer," the human host thought and scowled.

"Anyhow, thanks for the requests you've sent. Give more for more fun! Also remember I only accept through Private Messages (PMs). And I know the prisoners here are a bit OOC but that is for the benefit of Humor. Happy daring!" she looked at the audience with a smile and clapped once for a concluding finish.

Oh and if you question about the genders, mostly everyone puts a gender to them so I did too. I have a list of all their genders but you can change some upon your request. Thank you. :)