WARNING: THIS CHAPTER IS MORE OF ROMANCE AND REVENGE INSTEAD OF HUMOR. THUS, THE TITLE.

"Hi guys!" Kiya greeted from Palkia's arm.

"THE FACT?!" Ike still shook her.

"STOP SHAKING HER!" Dialga shouted and used "The Legendary 17ft. Temporal Dragon Death Glare of Doom" on him.

"…" Ike became speechless.

"Daddy, you don't have to be so harsh on everyone around me. I won't be able to get a boyfriend if you're like that," Kiya said.

"WHAT BOYFRIEND?!"

"Oh nothing," she smiled and held Ike's paw.

"Protective much?" she whispered to herself.

The Zoroark twitched and wasn't able to say anything because of Dialga's glare.

"All right. The fact. Please don't freak out, okay?" she held the Zoroark's paw tighter while he nodded.

"Ike, you are the son…"

Ike's turquoise eyes widened.

"Of…"

"ENOUGH OF THE SUSPENSE, KIYA!" a voice from nowhere echoed.

"Right, I guess that was Rotom3GS. Ummm…" the female blushed and continued.

"Mewtwo and Deoxys,"

Ike widened his eyes again and opened his mouth to say something.

"Please don't freak out," Kiya tightened her grip.

"I won't freak out. Look at the Genetic Duo. And your hand is crushing mine,"

The mentioned Duo was twitching and mentally asking themselves how'd they get a Zoroark as a son.

"Sorry!" she let go of Ike's paw and blushed.

"So that's your fact?"

"Uh, yeah? Aren't you happy?"

"Well, I'm happy because I have legendary parents like yours to protect me at sometimes but I'm independent," Ike closed his eyes and went to Arceus' throne.

"YEEEEAAAAHH!" he mentally shouted and clenched his fist/paw.

He looked at his parents. They weren't fighting unlike the Lunar and Cosmic Duo. Instead, they were idle like nothing really happened. He had a questioned face and used Night Burst on the two.

"HEY! AREN'T YOU GONNA REACT OR SOMETHING BECAUSE I AM YOUR SON?!" Ike shouted in annoyance and blasted them.

Mewtwo and Deoxys were hit and it was super effective since they were both Psychic-types.

"YOU DON'T HAVE TO HIT US, OKAY?! WE ARE JUST PROCESSING ALL OF THESE UNBELIEVABLE THINGS!" Mewtwo shouted back in annoyance (Ike's inherited something from Mewtwo) while Deoxys nodded and levitated towards their son. Seems like the Duo already had a relationship at the moment. A real romantic relationship.

They both hugged Ike and the Psychic feline asked,

"Deoxys, how'd we get a Zoroark as a son when we are both legendaries and Psychic types?"

Ike blushed in embarrassment and pushed them away while preparing another Night Burst.

"Uhhh… Kiya let's proceed, shall we?"

"Yup! Luke you have the honor to read the next dares and truth by Imperator Justinian!"

After the nice sweet familial scene, everyone groaned and said,

"Here we go again,"

"Darkrai, he wants you to dance with Cresselia while wearing a pink tutu. And Cobalion play the violin even though you don't have hands. Don't give me the opportunity to get our second victim in 'The Consequences'" Luke said.

"And the truth for Arceus, did you create other regions beside Sinnoh and Ransei?" Codex asked and snapped his fingers.

"Fine. I'll do it," Darkrai said.

"Go Mom and Dad!" Codex cheered and took a video camera.

"Hey, that's not part of the dare!" Cresselia said.

"So what? Memorable moments are always recorded," Kiya smiled.

"But but… This isn't-"

"YES IT IS. NOW SHUT UP AND DANCE!"

"I have an idea. Make Cobalion play the violin while the two dance," Ike showed his toothy grin.

"Good idea. Cobalion?" Codex snapped his fingers.

The Iron Will Pokemon sighed and a Kricketune appeared out of nowhere. He took the Pokemon and used his two front feet to hold it. He started moving the Cricket Pokemon hands around its belly. A weird "melody" played while everyone started stuffing their hands/paws/wings/hooves/claws in their ears.

"I am not a violin," it frowned.

"And your 'music' is tearing my ears off!"

"WHO CARES?! I'M A POKEMON WITHOUT HANDS AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY THE VIOLIN OKAY?! WHAT MATTERS IS THAT I AM DOING THE DARE!" Cobalion shouted back to the Kricketune.

As the "music" was playing, Cresselia smiled at Darkrai. She did a good work at him. He was wearing a cute pink tutu and ballerina shoes. She also tied his snow white hair.

"That's what I call a ballerina! HAHAHAHA!" she laughed her heart out with her son.

"I hate all of you," the Pitch Black Pokemon muttered.

"Let's dance, you Pink Ballerina!" she held his claws and started dancing with him not minding the chaotic violin music.

Everyone was shouting and groaning because of Cobalion's "music". It was slowly killing everyone's eardrums. Nevertheless, Codex was still videoing his parents. Cresselia was having the time of her life while mocking her mate. Darkrai, on the other hand, was stumbling every time because of the ballerina shoes.

"This is so embarrassing!"

Kiya would not bear Cobalion's song anymore. She was literally lying down, unconscious on Arceus' throne.

"Sweetheart!" Palkia was worried. (How sweet huh? Bleh.)

"Don't worry guys! Night Burst!" Ike smiled and used the move on his co-host.

"AAAAAHHHHH!" she woke up and used Roar of Time back at him.

Ike avoided the attack and Cobalion was hit instead. The Head of the Swords of Justice was thrown away from the impact even if it was not very effective thus canceling the eardrum-killing tone.

"YEAAAAAAAHHH! FINALLY!" everyone shouted in joy.

"I'M OUTTA HERE!" the Kricketune disappeared.

"HOW THE HECK DID YOU LEARN THAT MOVE?!" Ike shouted as if he was deaf.

"I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE BECAUSE I AM THE TIME-SPACE OFFSPRING, DUHH! ROAR OF TIME!" she used the move at him again and he was hit this time. He flew away from Arceus' throne into a pile of rubble.

"Revenge is sweet," she muttered and Dialga was smiling rudely at his mate.

"HAH! She knows my signature move,"

"With Ike and Cobalion fainted, let's move on to the truth until they recover. Arceus?" Luke said.

"Oh yeah. I have created other regions aside Sinnoh and Ransei. Ah yes, Ransei. I miss that region. Anyway, don't believe those humans if they say I only created Sinnoh and Ransei. I created all of the Pokemon World. I also created all of the dimensions in this multiverse. There you have it," Arceus smiled even though he didn't have a visible mouth.

"Nahh. Still don't believe it," Kiya said and levitated to the front of his head.

"WHY DON'T YOU BELIEVE YOUR OWN GRANDFATHER?!"

"I dunno. I just love messing with you. And please stop using your telepathic voice during movies again. It's creeping me out," she said and hugged his face. The Alpha Pokemon smiled without a mouth again while Giratina looked disgusted.

"Enough of lovey-dovey things. I wanna place a dare!" Ike appeared from the pile of rubble.

"Whatever," Kiya answered and settled on Arceus' back.

"You are nomadic. Anyway, LET'S GO TO LAKE VALOR!" Ike raised his claw in the air.

"WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO IT AGAIN?!" Azelf complained.

"Don't worry, Azelf. Some legendaries will refill the lake and we and the Lake Trio will treat them like slaves whipping them and putting chains on them," Ike smiled mischievously while Azelf smiled in the same way after hearing this.

"Choose who will be your slaves," Codex said and snapped his fingers again.

"Groudon, Kyogre, Heatran of course, Genesect, Meloetta, Regirock, Reshiram, Lugia, Manaphy, and Palkia," Azelf smiled widely.

"NOT MY MOM!" Kiya fired a Roar of Time towards the Willpower being. He was hit badly.

"Okay," he said weakly while Palkia smiled and thanked her daughter.

"HEY WAIT! I VOLUNTEER FOR RESHIRAM! I VOLUNTEER FOR HER!" Zekrom raised his claw.

You know Hunger Games? Yeah, he volunteered for Reshiram like how Katniss did for her sister.

Luke flinched when Azelf said Meloetta. He thought for a second and imitated Zekrom.

"HEY WAIT! I VOLUNTEER FOR MELOETTA! I VOLUNTEER FOR HER!" Luke raised his paw.

"Really, Luke? You would be a slave just for Meloetta?" Codex asked and snapped his fingers.

"Yes."

Everyone gasped.

"All right then. Let's go guys!" Kiya said.

At the instant, all of the hosts, the Lake Trio, and the slaves appeared in Lake Valor. Good thing no one was there. No human, no Pokemon. Just an empty lake.

"Now. Refill. My. Lake." Azelf said each word with pure darkness that Mesprit moved away from him.

All the slaves were with chains while the hosts and Lake Trio held whips and started, you know, whipping them harshly. With Arceus.

"Why the heck is that Llama-goat here?" Ike asked.

"I brought him here. He needs to see this," Kiya said from Arceus' back.

Meanwhile in the Hall of Origin…

"How sweet of Zekrom, right? He volunteered for you. You must be lucky to have a mate like him," Meloetta said while she stroked the dragoness' hair/fur.

"Yeah. He's always like that. Hey, what about the new host? The Lucario? He also volunteered for you," Reshiram smiled.

"I-I… actually don't know," Meloetta blushed and continued,

"But… I know it's not what you think. Maybe… maybe he just wants to be my friend. That's all," she said and laughed shyly.

"Nah. I don't think so,"

Back at Lake Valor…

It had been exactly six hours ever since they started refilling the lake. All the present Water-type legendaries used Hydro Pump throughout the day while the others were withdrawing water from other places. Azelf was having so much fun.

"TAKE THIS YOU SLAVES! FASTER! HAHAHAHAHA!" he hit Heatran with a whip while Mesprit and Uxie sweatdropped.

It was almost filled up. Just a little more…

"STOP IT! PLEASE! I'M A GIRL!" Lugia shouted when Ike struck her.

"I DON'T CARE!" Ike replied.

A sound of a whip here. Another sound there. Only Luke had immunity from those because he's a host.

"DONE!" all slaves shouted and rejoiced. Until another sound of whipping was heard.

"OW!" Heatran exclaimed.

"Sorry," Azelf said.

They returned to the Hall of Origin while the slaves were downright exhausted and full of bad wounds.

"I THOUGHT THIS WOULD NEVER END!" Groudon yelled.

"SHUT UP. AT LEAST IT'S OVER OKAY?!" Kyogre shot back and smacked him.

"With that done, I have another dare." Ike bore his toothy grin again.

"Hey wait. One dare before your next overloaded dares. Let's give Luke a chance, okay?" Kiya said and smacked him.

"WHY'D YOU HIT ME?!"

"JUST SHUT UP BEFORE I READY ANOTHER ROAR OF TIME,"

"Thanks, Kiya. Victini, challenge someone to a fight. Then kiss Jirachi,"

"Do I still have to be a male?"

"Ummm… Ask Ike,"

"Never mind,"

Kiya switched her gender with Jirachi.

"Anyway, Kyurem I challenge you to a fight!" Victini said as if he was Keldeo.

"HEY! THAT'S MY LINE!" Keldeo frowned.

Kyurem sighed and nodded. Victini prepared a Searing Shot but Kyurem immediately stepped on him. Kyurem sighed again.

Everyone widened their eyes especially Jirachi but Kiya said,

"Don't worry. He'll recover soon," Kiya shrugged.

"But how about the kiss?" Jirachi asked.

"Oh yeah. Codex?"

"Right!" Codex snapped his fingers and helped the flattened Victini.

Jirachi ran to him and kissed him. The two blushed and Victini pushed her away.

"I said not in public,"

"But it's a dare…"

Every male vomited because of the two. The male hosts shivered and Ike said,

"Well, I guess we have to end all of these romance dares for now,"

"No! I wouldn't mind the length for this chapter. Luke, Darkrai's dare!" Kiya said.

He sighed and said,

"Whatever. Darkrai, kiss Cresselia,"

"But how about the staring contest? Isn't that the first thing I should do?"

"Uh, yeah. Well, Giratina?"

"Everyone always asks me for a mirror…" she always has this moody feeling after her sugar rush. Or maybe it's that time of the month again.

A mirror suddenly appeared out of Giratina's depression. Shaymin Sky Form sighed while watching her and whispered,

"Miserable again?"

"Darkrai, do it now," Cresselia said.

"Why are you rushing me?"

"Oh nothing."

Darkrai began to stare at the mirror and after a few minutes, he blinked. It was a tie but he had to continue until someone wins.

*blink*

*rub eyes*

*stare*

*blink*

*rub eyes*

*stare*

*blink*

*rub eyes*

*stare*

He did this over and over again. He did this for about four hours until he got crazy and started shooting Dark Void everywhere. Good thing everyone knows Protect.

"AAAAAAHHHHH! I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS ANYMORE! IT'S CONSUMING MY MIND! AAAAHHHHHHH!"

"Darkrai! Stop raging and overthrowing the things here!" Cresselia held him.

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"

"KISS HIM NOW CRESSELIA!" Kiya shouted from Arceus' back.

Cresselia thought for a moment and kissed her mate. He stopped his outrage and blushed madly. Ike and Luke shielded Codex's and their eyes.

"Uhhh…"

"SO SWEET!" Kiya exclaimed.

"LET'S STOP THIS DISGUSTING ROMANCE ALREADY!" Ike shouted and prepared a Night Burst.

"Whatever," Kiya answered and prepared a Roar of Time.

"We will end today's session here," Codex said and snapped his fingers.

"In behalf of Ike and Kiya, I and Codex are here to apologize for all these romantic fluff," Luke continued.

"It was supposed to be a Humor Fanfic. Not a Romance," Ike was about to use Night Burst.

"So what? I love both genres so get the fudge off my taste," Kiya glared.

"Goodbye!" Codex and Luke said in unison.

*sweatdrop*

Is it okay for you guys that I made this chapter in a lovey-dovey way? It's different and ummm… there you have it. Spot the hidden shippings here. I tell you, they are a lot. And yeah, I am busy these days especially next week. Nonetheless, Happy Daring! :D