"Hi guys!" Ike greeted from Arceus' throne.

"That's my line, you moron" Kiya glared at him.

"Yo Dawg! I heard you like long," Luke said with the "yo dawg" face.

"So this time, we have a load of requests. The length of this chapter is longer than what you think long is defined as long length of being long," Codex said and snapped his fingers.

Everyone stared at the hosts with wide eyes.

"These hosts are exceptionally ignorant," Giratina said.

"Come on, Tina. You have to accept them once in a while," Arceus smiled.

"Whatever. Just because your grandchild is one of the hosts, you already can consider them. Don't call me Tina and stop trying to smile when you don't have a mouth,"

"First, we have Kennyboy truths and dares. His first question is for Genesect,"

"Why do people doubt my existence?" Genesect asked worriedly.

"He knows you're a robot-Kabutops but who do you have a crush on?"

Genesect blushed and said,

"Even though I'm already a robot with a steel-cold heart, I do have a crush on…"

Everyone leaned forward to hear his crush.

"Well, I have a crush on one of my childhood friends before I was genetically altered. She was a Kabutops too even though there are only a few of them. But now, I know she's dead already. I don't have a crush on any of the legendaries for now but maybe someday," he looked up and dreamt of the Kabutops.

"Uh, well. While Genesect is dreaming let's go with Kyurem. Why do you want to challenge Keldeo in the first place?" Kiya asked.

"It was not I who wanted a fight. It was him. He claimed to be a Sword of Justice and tried to challenge me but clearly he was not ready," Kyurem said in a low dull voice and sighed a cold breeze of air.

"Ooookay? Next question, Codex?" Kiya asked and shuddered.

"Right on it. 'Tis a dare for Victini," Codex snapped his fingers.

"So you'll change me into a male again and do-whatever-romance-fluff to me and Jirachi?" Victini sighed.

"Nope. It's different. Kiss every male legendary,"

"Don't tell me I would also kiss you hosts,"

"NO!" Ike, Luke, and Codex yelled.

"Just do whatever Kennyboy said, Victini. I hope you'll have an iron stomach for this," Kiya waved her hand.

"Whatever he says," Victini sighed and started to kiss every male legendary starting from Kanto.

Some vomited there. Some vomited here. Some fainted. Some blushed. Some screamed to death. Some lost their mind.

As Victini was about to kiss Mewtwo, Deoxys said,

"I will kill you afterwards. No one will stop me,"

"Don't worry, honey. It's just a dare," Mewtwo said and vomited.

Victini kissed Darkrai while Cresselia was fuming inside. Her son asked,

"Mom, are you mad?"

"Huh? W-what mad? N-no one's m-mad. If there's someone mad it's gotta be Deoxys. I'm not mad. Hehehe," Cresselia said and laughed sheepishly.

Victini went to Arceus while Kiya was still on his back.

"Are you sure you want to see this?" Arceus asked his grandchild.

"No. I would just puke on your white fluffy back,"

"Ummm. Just close your eyes,"

And Victini kissed Arceus even though he didn't have a mouth.

"That's weird," Giratina raised an invisible eyebrow.

Victini flew to Dialga but…

SWOOOOOOOOSH! BOOOOOOM!

"Touch him and you'll find your body torn limb from limb with all your blood splattered all over this Hall," Palkia glared at the Victory Pokemon. Apparently, she had used Spacial Rend on the poor thing.

"Why the heck did you do that? It's just a dare and I know we hate each other more than all hate combined in this world. Explain yourself," Dialga also raised an invisible eyebrow.

"I… Uhhh… Well… Ummm…" Palkia blushed at what she did.

"Well?"

"Uhhh, guys? Help me…" Victini weakly raised her hand.

"Huh? Oh, right. Of course," Kiya restored her.

Victini continued to kiss all the males. Afterwards, she ran to the toilet bowl and vomited. It was so severe that she almost vomited her whole digestive system.

"Oh yeah, after you vomit, dunk yourself in that toilet bowl three times," Codex said and snapped his fingers again.

"HUUWWWWAAAATT?! YOU MADE ME VOMIT MY WHOLE DIGESTIVE SYSTEM OUT AND YOU WANT ME TO DUNK MYSELF IN THAT?!" Victini yelled from the top of her lungs.

"Just do it, will'ya?" Ike said in a bored tone.

"NO!"

"Then suffer 'The Consequences'," Luke said.

"I'll do it,"

"NO, VICTINI! YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO DIE!" Jirachi screamed.

"Shut up, Jirachi. I've had enough of these childish dares. It's time," she said and closed her eyes.

"FINALLY! ANOTHER VICTIM!" Kiya exclaimed and opened the door to 'The Consequences'.

Victini looked at the entrance and slowly walked to it but a Psychic grip pushed her in.

"DEOXYS!" Mewtwo yelled.

"WHAT? That's what she gets for kissing my mate," Deoxys said and crossed her arms/tentacles.

After a few seconds, a very loud shriek was heard which was followed by

"GET ME OUTTA HERE!"

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"

"LEAVE ME ALONE! JIRACHI HELP!"

" #$$!^#% !&#^$!"

"No that was not cursing. It's just something no one can understand. I mean can you even understand those symbols? Can you?!" Kiya said and held her hair in a weird way.

After that, she took her cellphone and plugged her earphones which appeared out of nowhere and began to play Evanescence music.

"AMY LEE FOR THE WIN!" she shouted as if she was drunk and closed her eyes.

"Let's just move on," Ike sighed. He was clearly bored.

"I'll do it!" Luke shouted and continued,

"This is his last dare. Reshiram slap Zekrom fifty times and use Fusion Flare on Arceus,"

"Slap? ZEKROM?"

"Yap. Do it,"

"Well, you can do it in a much lower degree of pain, right?" Zekrom assured the dragoness.

"Nope. She has to do it in a degree that you will faint in the end," Ike said.

"Sorry Zekrom. This is just a dare but-" Reshiram began to slap the Yin dragon vigorously.

1…2…5…18…33 slaps…

Zekrom was looking bad now since Reshiram used her really sharp claws in slapping him.

47…48…49…50!

*Zekrom fainted* *Reshiram gained 4201 exp.*

"Done!" the Yang dragon raised her bloody claw.

If this was a TV show, Zekrom's wounded face had to be censored for the benefit of children.

"Good job Reshiram, now use Fusion Flare on Arceus!" Luke commanded.

"What a bunch of nice trainers…" Xerneas scoffed.

Reshiram was readying her signature move while Arceus changed to his Water type form with the use of his Splash Plate.

"Kiya? Kiya? KIYA? KIYA!" Arceus screamed but the human could not hear him for she had earphones stuck in her ears.

The Original One just shook his head and waited for the attack.

"Ready or not Arceus-sama, here it comes!" Reshiram launched her move.

The massive ball of fire went towards Arceus and-

BOOOOOOOOM!

Arceus opened his eyes and felt that Kiya was no longer on his back.

"KIYA?!"

The Time-Space child plummeted into a pile of rubble and Ike widened his eyes.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S WHAT I CALL DEJAVU! HAHAHAHA!" he laughed to death. Out of boredom already.

Palkia flew to the pile and dug her child out. She took her and carried her in her arms,

"Kiya, are you all right? Give me that cellphone!" she snatched the device.

"BUT BUT…" Kiya tried to get it back but failed.

"You almost died because of the volume! Your grandfather was screaming his vocal cords out calling your name!"

"Sorry,"

"HAHAHAHAHA! I HAVE TO PICTURE YOU KIYA! CAMERA! CAMERA!" Ike hurriedly tried to find one.

Kiya glared at the Illusion Pokemon and prepared a Roar of Time but Palkia covered her mouth. The reason why Ike wants a camera? The magenta-haired human was singed. I mean seriously singed.

"Well I'm glad you didn't die. I was about to stop Reshiram," Dialga went near Palkia.

"Sorry, Daddy"

*click* *flash* *click* *flash* *click* *flash*

"WHAT THE FUDGE?!" Kiya looked at the Zoroark capturing photos of her.

"Just ignore him, dear" Palkia said.

"I never thought I would say this but let's go with your dares, Ike" Dialga said.

Ike stopped capturing photos and grinned widely.

"I WANNA INVITE A BLAZIKEN!" he shouted.

A Blaziken suddenly appeared in the hall.

"What's up, guys?" the Blaze Pokemon greeted.

"YESH! All right, Blaziken. You are now my Pokemon for today,"

"So you're my trainer? Let's see. I'm a Pokemon and you're also a Pokemon. So I guess you're really a Pokemon Trainer," the chicken-like Pokemon smiled.

"Well, yes. If that's how you put it. Now, use Falcon Punch on Regirock,"

The Blaziken was about to obey but instead he looked at Ike.

"Falcon Punch?"

"Oh, sorry. I meant Fire Punch,"

"Oh, okay"

"On who?" Regirock asked and Blaziken used Fire Punch directly into his face.

"You know it's not very effective," Regirock said.

"I know. Just wait," Ike said.

After a few seconds,

*Regirock fainted*

Ike and Blaziken brofisted.

"But how?" Registeel asked.

"I'm the strongest Blaziken ever. I can defeat anyone," Blaziken boasted.

"So can you defeat my grandpa?" Kiya asked.

"Who?" Blaziken asked.

"Arceus-sama," Kiya said and pointed him.

Blaziken looked at the Pokemon and widened his eyes.

"Ummm… Uhhh… There are exceptions to the rules, right?" he nervously said.

"Don't mind Arceus now Blaziken! Use Blaze Kick on Genesect!" Ike commanded.

Genesect stopped his daydreaming upon hearing his name.

"What?"

"BLAZE KICK!"

He was hit in the groin and it was 4x very effective. Ouch.

"And everyone who knows an electric move, ELECTRCUTE HIM!"

"What did I do wrong?" Genesect asked weakly.

"Gladly," the legendaries responded.

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!

"Who's singed now, Ike?" Kiya smiled.

"FRIED GENESECT FOR DINNER!" Ike shouted as if he was a maniac.

"Ewww…" Luke said.

"This is even worse than what I have experienced," Arceus commented. If his face was to be an emoticon, it would be .o_O.

"One last dare…" Ike said and continued,

"This is for you Latias and Latios. Make out,"

The Lati s twins looked at each other and blushed.

"Ready, Latias?"

"Ready,"

Then the two kissed each other with passion.

"I thought you didn't like romance dares?" Codex asked and snapped his fingers.

"Well, I like this shipping" Ike shrugged.

"I wanna place some dares now," Luke frowned.

"You may," Kiya said.

"Celebi, go back to the prehistoric period and try not to get eaten by those prehistoric Pokemon,"

"Okay," he then disappeared into a portal.

"We'll have to wait until the next chapter if you want to see his results in time," Dialga explained.

"Okay. Arceus and Giratina?"

"Yeah. Yeah. The rap battle. Lemme start," Giratina said and continued,

"Yo Arceus, I've got a statement for you

You created everything, is that true?

You think you know everything, what a nice lie

I hope someday you would just die"

Arceus emoticon: .o_O. - .-_-.

"Well, Giratina, this I would never say

But since it's a dare, the hosts I need to obey

If you want me to die then let it be

You're the worst companion one would see,"

(Giratina)

"If I'm a bad companion, who do you think you are?

I know you are the worst creator so far

I would be the best, you know that

Not a llama-goat who's abdomen is fat"

Arceus emoticon: .-_-. - .=_=.

"How dare you say that to me?

This is the reason why I never set you free

You are a murderer and a beach (Sorry, can't write the real word)

You are a being I can never teach"

(Giratina)

"So you think you are perfect?

That's wrong, you must be a reject

I'm exiled but you should be shut

If I had a gun, you're the first to be shot"

(Arceus)

"I am not perfect, you aren't either

But I do know who is better

It is I but I do not boast

Unlike you who needs to be toast"

(Giratina)

"This rap battle may be short

But this is my retort

You used everyone as your tool

You are certainly everybody's fool

You call yourself the Original One

You make every bad thing gone

But I tell you: You are a false master

Inside your divine image is a monster"

(Arceus)

"Yes it's true I can be a monster

But I one thing I cannot do is betray my master

Isn't that what you did to me?

In this world, you made a killing spree

I know you think I hate you

That is one thing I know that's untrue

Because what I feel is the exact opposite

My love for you will always be infinite"

Everyone's emoticon - :O

The two ended their word war. Giratina was surprised at what Arceus had said. What did he mean when his love for her was always infinite?

"Arceus? Is that true?"

"Yes. I still love you,"

"STOP WITH THE RHYMING ALREADY! It's weird," Kiya said.

Shaymin Sky wondered at Arceus' last statement.

"What kind of love?" he thought.

Arceus moved near Giratina and nuzzled her head.

"You may be taller than me. You may be my renegade. But I will always love you, my daughter" he smiled while tears flowed from Giratina's eyes.

"I'm sorry, Father"

Shaymin Sky sighed in contentment.

"Good thing it wasn't romantic love…"

"Hooray for family reunions!" Kiya exclaimed.

"We need the next requests before we run out of length again," Codex snapped his fingers.

"Okay. Ike?"

"Ask Luke. He still has a lot anyway. I'm sick of family reunions. We've been doing that ever since,"

"You were the one who started it,"

"Entei, do you like carrots?" Luke asked.

"Uhhh… What a random question. Anyway, I do eat them but I don't really like vegetables since I'm a carnivore," Entei replied.

"Raikou, do you like pizza?"

"HECK YEAH! I EAT WHOLE PIZZAS WITHOUT SLICING THEM!" Raikou answered.

"Suicune, are you a ghost?"

"Of course not! Do you really think I'm a ghost? First of all, I don't know any Ghost type moves. Second of all, I can't go transparent since I'm alive. And third of all, I'M NOT EVEN A FUDGING GHOST TYPE LEGENDARY!" she said. Seems it's also the time of the month for her.

"Okay. Keldeo, who do you like?"

"I like everyone in this Hall except for the hosts,"

"No. I mean your crush?"

"Oh. I like Meloetta," Keldeo answered immediately.

Luke flinched when he heard her name again.

"Meloetta?"

"Yup."

Luke twitched and prepared an Aura Sphere.

"Uhhh… Luke?" Codex waved his hands over his friend.

"HUH? Oh. Sorry," Luke cancelled the move and smiled sheepishly.

"All right. Next dare. Keldeo, use your 'water feet thingies' as jet boots to fly up to the top of Mt. Coronet. Since you are already in the Hall of Origin which on top of Mt. Coronet, you have to be brought down,"

"And how?"

"Duhh. We push you. Ike, use Blaziken to double kick him outta here,"

"SURE! BLAZIKEN, USE DOUBLE KICK!"

*kick* *kick* *Hit 2 time(s)!*

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Keldeo screamed as he fell down.

There was a faint thug and groan when he landed.

"All right. Ow. Water Hoof Boots, Activate"

SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Everybody in the Hall waited for about thirty minutes already.

"Luke. Next dare," Ike said.

"Manaphy, handcuff yourself to the person of your choosing,"

"I choose Phione," Manaphy said.

"No. I'll choose for him. I choose May," Kiya demanded.

May suddenly appeared in the Hall.

"What the-"

Luke handcuffed the two.

"Who are you? WHAT AM I DOING HERE?!" she said while eyeing every legendary and legendary-human hybrid.

"Hi May!" Manaphy said and blushed.

"Manaphy?"

"Here are the keys, Giratina" Luke gave the keys to the dragon.

"What will I do with it?"

"Swallow it,"

"WHAT?!"

"Do it."

Giratina sighed and swallowed the key.

"Am I dreaming? I mean I see so many magnificent Pokemon here…" May asked Manaphy.

"Yes,"

"We have to end this now, Luke" Codex said and snapped his fingers.

"Yeah. It's boring again," Ike said.

"Okay."

"All right. Since we have to end our session here, I wanna say goodbye since I'm going somewhere far," Kiya said.

"What do you mean?" the Cosmic Duo asked.

"I'm going for a pilgrimage so sadly I'm giving you all a long break. Maybe two weeks or so,"

"YEEEEY!"

Everyone rejoiced as if it was a New Year celebration.

"But even so, please continue to send your dares! I'll be back soon," Kiya said and opened up a portal.

"Goodbye, guys!" and she disappeared.

"Oh well, at least we'll all have a two-week vacation," Ike said.

"Yep," the other two hosts agreed.

"Well, let's end now. Goodbye!" everyone waved.

Yup. What you've read is right. I'm leaving my town for now. I will be back soon. Please continue to send truths and dares. I'm still looking forward for them. Happy Daring!

And P.S I don't own Evanescence. :D