A blue portal suddenly opened in the Hall of Origin with a human figure coming out of it. The human wasn't ordinary, as you all know by now. Her crimson eyes scanned the empty area. No one was there except for her. She bellowed,

"WHERE THE HECK ARE THEY?!"

And after a few seconds, she realized,

"Oh right. They thought I would be back after two weeks. Oh well,"

She snapped her fingers and a group of Pokemon suddenly appeared in the Hall. Most of them looked surprised and grumpy while others look a little happy to see her. Actually, those who are happy are Dialga, Palkia, and Arceus. Obviously.

"KIYA?!"

"BUT WE THOUGHT YOU SAID WE WOULD HAVE A TWO-WEEK VACATION?!"

"IT HAD ONLY BEEN A WEEK!"

"I WAS STILL SLEEPING!"

"I WAS HAVING A DATE!"

All the legendaries except for the Creation Family shouted against her. This time, she wasn't mad or fuming inside. She was actually happy to see all of them. And all of you, readers.

"Welcome back, everyone. I missed you, guys. And no, I'm not lying. I just returned earlier than what I said before because the pilgrimage was only three days and I used the remaining days to rest. Anyway, where are my co-hosts?" Kiya looked around Arceus' throne and saw no one.

Meanwhile in several regions in the Pokemon World,

Ike was watching pairs of Pokemon crossing a hellish course full of fire, lava, barrels, and platforms. He was smiling his usual toothy grin. Apparently, he was watching from a flat-screen TV in Singapore.

Codex was disguised as a normal human in Unova battling an auburn-eyed trainer. The Lunar offspring was using his Zweilous while the other trainer was using a Pikachu. They were both competing for the Unova Pokemon League. From this time, your Truth or Dare host was winning.

Luke was writing something on a large piece of paper. The title said "How to Take Out Keldeo". The Lucario sensed an aura as his ears shifted. He looked at the camera and shouted,

"WHAT THE HECK?! YOU SHOULDN'T BE PUTTING YOUR NOSE IN OTHER PEOPLE'S BUSINESS! GET OUT!" and he fired an Aura Sphere at the camera man.

"Uhhh… Luke, sorry to interrupt you but Kiya's back," the camera man's assistant explained nervously.

"Oh. Okay. I will come. Isn't she too early to come back?" Luke asked as he folded the paper and placed it in his bag.

"Yes, yes she is," the camera man responded weakly.

Palkia flew to Arceus' throne and took her daughter.

"I never thought someone as cold-hearted as you would care for someone who's as gentle as her," Dialga scoffed.

"Shut up. One, I am not cold-hearted. Two, I care for people who are nice. Three, I hate you," the Space Dragoness said as she hugged her daughter.

"Oh yeah? What if I say I'm nice? Would you care for me?"

Palkia laughed and answered,

"You can never be nice in my eyes,"

"But why did you hit Victini when she was supposed to kiss me?"

Kiya giggled and saw her mother blush.

"I… Uhhh… I just can't…"

"Can't what? GET ON WITH IT!" Dialga roared. He was confused.

"ALL RIGHT! JUST BE PATIENT! I just can't stand anyone who tries…" she stopped and swallowed the lump in her throat.

"I just can't stand anyone who tries to take you away from me," she said and took her gaze away from her child.

"What do you mean? I don't get it at all,"

"You are a moron, Dialga. That's why I can't care for you…" she smiled and whispered,

"But you're my moron. I really like you,"

"What?" the Temporal Dragon didn't hear what she said.

"NOTHING!"

A rainbow appeared again to interrupt the confessional scene. A car crashed into the Hall again with Luke opening the car's door.

"I should really take driving lessons," he whispered to himself and looked at the Cosmic Duo.

"Uhhh… Did I interrupt anything?"

"NO! You didn't. You may proceed with anything now," Palkia answered quickly.

"But but…" Kiya groaned.

"NO BUTS! This is the reason why we are here, right?! NOW GO ON!"

"Here she goes again…" Dialga facepalmed. Or facesoled.

"All right. Luke, dares?" Kiya said and Luke nodded.

He opened his mouth to say something until a bolt of lightning interrupted him and entered the Hall without breaking anything. A figure stood there with glowing blue eyes.

"Star?" Kiya widened her eyes.

"Cousin!" the female human waved.

"COUSIN?!" the Creation Family asked surprisingly.

"Yep. You heard that right. Kiya and I are cousins because I'm somewhat related to you guys. It's a complicated story but I am," Star smiled.

"Don't tell me you're Giratina's daughter…" Shaymin Sky said.

"I HAVE NO DAUGHTER! I HAVE NOT EXPERIENCED SE-" Kiya used Roar of Time on Giratina so she won't say the word for the sake of children audience.

"Auntie, you shouldn't have done that. This story is only Rated K+. You can't say it directly," Kiya sweatdropped.

"Ummm… To end this intro, I am Star," she waved and continued,

"I am Kiya's cousin and I am here to have a good time in this story. Expect that I am like her. You'll see,"

Star flew to Palkia's arms to hug her cousin.

"It's so nice of you to come and visit me. And thanks for entering my Hall without destroying anything," Kiya hugged back.

"Yep. I know you hate seeing your possessions being destroyed. Anyway, I have requests for you,"

"Here she goes again…" Arceus facesoled.

"I hope we can start now because people keep interrupting people," Kiya said.

"What do you-" Star's sentence was also interrupted.

A pair of Gallades showed up in the Hall by using Teleport. Their colors were different.

"SHINIES!" most of the legendary Pokemon exclaimed. The loudest of them was Mew.

"NO WE ARE NOT SHINIES! WE ARE JUST ALTERED! EVEN THE LEGENDARIES ARE THIS STUPID TO NOTICE THAT!" one of them shouted.

"Calm down, friend. You do know it's their first time to see us Gallades like this…" the other said and facebladed.

"See? People keep interrupting people," Kiya said.

"I see what you mean," Star responded.

"All right. Is everybody here? Will anyone interrupt someone? If you object, raise your hand," Kiya asked with sarcasm.

"Silence… Pure deadly and deafening silence…" Giratina said darkly while Arceus facesoled.

"Okay. You may begin, Cousin"

"BUT I WAS FIRST TO ARRIVE!" Luke shouted.

"NO YOU AIN'T!" Kiya yelled back.

"Calm down, guys. I'll begin. Let's start with my questions. To all who hates your counterpart here, can't you play nice? Is it really that hard?" Star asked.

"NO! NEVER! YES, IT IS VERY HARD!" all of the mentioned legendaries replied.

"How would I play nice with Mr. I-Love-Farting-Rainbows? TELL ME HOW!" Lugia said.

"Why would I even be nice to an overgrown sea slug like her?" Groudon said.

"Yeah. How could I cope to be friends with a Black Ballerina?" Cresselia said sheepishly and barely glared at Darkrai.

"She doesn't even want to tell me why she acts so weird. And she thinks I'm stupid," Dialga pouted (Creation Family Style) while Palkia blushed and crossed her arms/claws even though she was carrying two humans.

"Well that's cute, Cousin" Kiya smiled.

"Yap. They really make cute couples," Star smiled back.

All of those legendaries blushed madly and yelled, "NO!"

"Pfffft. HAHAHAHAHAHA! PRICELESS FACES!" Kiya laughed as she was a maniac. Again.

"Okay, that's enough Cousin. Next question, Latias. Latios died in the movie, right? How then, at the end, did you have a baby Latios and Latias with you?"

"Well, simple. It may be a mystery but our Lati species can breed. Don't take us as siblings. We are never siblings. And yes, I had eggs hidden in Alto Mare but SHHHH! Don't tell other humans. They'll hunt our species down!" Latias warned.

"Woah. I never thought of that,"

"Me too. Anyway, my last question's for Groudon. Even though you're covered in metal plates, how in the world did you manage to sleep inside lava inside a volcano for Arceus-knows-how-many-years?"

"Duhh. It's my behavior to do that. I naturally sleep in volcanoes. And there's also the reason why I have heat-enduring metal plates," Groudon explained grumpily.

"OOOOWWW! WHAT DID I DO AGAIN!" Kyogre smacked her counterpart because he wasn't nice.

"YOU SHOULD BE NICE TO THE HOSTS! IT MAY BE THE REASON THAT YOU MAY SEE GIRATINA LATER!"

"WHAT THE HECK DO YOU MEAN AGAIN?!" Giratina shouted. Are all the females having the time of the month again?

"YOU'RE THE GUARDIAN OF DEATH, RIGHT?!"

"YEAH, SO WHAT?!"

"HE MAY DIE FOR WHAT HE'S DOING!"

"I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING YOU SAID!"

"DARN IT!"

"SHHHAAAAAYYMMIIIN!" Shaymin Sky used Seed Flare to interrupt the two titanic females.

"Brother," Shaymin Land groaned.

Sky flew on top of Giratina's golden "crown" and said,

"You should calm down, Giratina. You don't want other humans to sense your energy and to capture you again, do you?"

The Ghost Dragon didn't dare to shoo him because he was the one who saved her, if you have watched "Pokemon Movie 11: Giratina and the Sky Warrior".

"No," Giratina said and pouted. Creation Family Style.

"Okay, cousin. We have to get the Gallade's dares. Do you mind?" Kiya pointed at the black and purple Gallade.

"No. Not at all. He might as well introduce himself,"

"Oh yeah. Right. Where are my manners? Greetings, everyone. I am The Great Marethyu Liamini. You may call me Bandit or TGML, whatever suits you. I wish to impart a dare for Genesect," the Gallade bowed.

"Uh, well. TGML, please be a little tinsy-winsy more informal? I mean it's kinda awkward, you know?" Kiya sweatdropped.

"Oh? Sorry. I just like doing that. Anyway, Genesect. Let's play a chess game! WIZARD'S CHESS STYLE!"

Genesect widened his mechanical eyes and opened his mechanical mouth widely.

Kiya summoned a very large chess board with very large talking chess pieces. And Pokemon.

"WHAT THE HECK?!" several shiny Pawniards shouted angrily.

"WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?!" Escalaviers followed.

"CHESS?!" two pairs of Zebstrika and Rapidash appeared.

"AND WHY ARE WE INCLUDED?!" Reshiram and Zekrom yelled too.

"Hahahaha. I see what you did there. Come on, Genesect" TGML said.

"All right," Genesect sighed.

"I wanna go for the black pieces. I'll start with the first move. Pawniard at the left most part, move to the next square after that in front of you,"

"This is gonna be a looooong game," Luke complained.

After several moves, Genesect was able to "eat" a piece from TGML. It was a Pawniard and it fainted. And after several more moves, Genesect was able to "eat" more pieces. If they were Pokemon, they would faint. If they were chess pieces, they would break into pieces.

"I can't believe this. I suck at chess!" Genesect exclaimed happily while TGML was thinking deeply.

Few moments passed, the legendary cousins kept talking with Luke about Meloetta on Arceus' throne.

"This is boring. I want my dares," Luke said.

"You'll have them. Genesect's almost finishing him off," Star responded.

"JUST FINISH HIM ALREADY, GENESECT!" the other Gallade, TGML's companion yelled.

"SHUT UP! I'M HAVING ENOUGH OF YOU, BOB!" TGML yelled back.

More minutes passed. It was already 5 hours.

"DAAAD!" Kiya called.

"What?" Dialga flew to Arceus' throne.

"After this game is done, Star wants to send Genesect back in time in Europe so he could attack a random castle there. If he gets kidnapped, injured, or failed in any way, send him back again until he gets it done properly,"

"Whatever you say,"

"Wait a minute, what happened to Celebi?"

"Oh, right. He'll be back after a few minutes. I'm sure,"

"CHECKMATE!" everyone's gaze turned to the being who screamed the word with pure glee. Surprisingly and unexpectedly, it was TGML who said it.

His chess pieces and Pokemon surrounded Genesect's king piece, which was Arceus. Wait, what?

"Uh, Kiya? A little help here?" Arceus asked.

"Don't worry. You won't faint, Grandpa,"

"Good," he sighed in relief.

"ALL RIGHT, YOU WIN! LET'S MOVE ON TO YOUR NEXT DARES, BANDIT!" Bob yelled again.

"WOULD YOU SHUT UP?! I'M STILL ENJOYING MY STATE SINCE I HAD BEATEN A LEGENDARY IN CHESS!"

"I said I suck in chess," Genesect butted in.

"Okay. Since I got over it quickly, I have a question for Arceus," when TGML said this, the whole chess board and chess Pokemon disappeared except for Arceus, Zekrom, and Reshiram.

"I want to ask about Shedinja's back. Is it true that whoever peeks into its back shall have his soul eaten?" everybody gasped.

"But come on. When we play Pokemon, we always see its back in Gameplay. I don't think it's true," Bob said.

"I'M NOT ASKING YOU,"

"The rumor is true. Whoever peeks into its back shall have his soul eaten. But there are conditions and factors for that. Of course Giratina knows them all but since the question is for me, I would answer. One of the factors includes the Shedinja's trust for that certain person. That also includes its happiness and friendship with him. The factors also include the pureness of the person's soul. If it wasn't pure enough, then his soul will surely be eaten," Arceus explained wisely.

"Another factual question," Luke said.

"Yep. It should be the Truth and only the Truth. I can't just say that I don't know why and smack all of you for Humor. That is not Truth or Dare," Arceus explained again.

"I say, THAT WAS GREAT! THANKS ARCEUS-SAMA!" TGML shouted with desperate eyes.

"You're very much welcome, mortal"

At this moment, Dialga glowed his usual aura and sent Genesect back in time.

"I guarantee you all that Genesect will be back after the next chapter because his dare is very challenging," Dialga announced.

"Oh yeah? Are you sure about that? Where is Celebi?" Palkia scowled.

"He's coming soon, okay?"

As if on cue, Dialga glowed again and Celebi reappeared. Flattened.

"Yeah. So I wasn't eaten by Aerodactyl or shredded by Kabutops. A certain unknown Pokemon just stepped on me," Celebi explained.

"Wait, who are you?" he pointed at the pair of Gallades and the new human.

"I'm Star, Kiya's cousin, and those are TGML and Bob," Star replied.

"Oh, so you've been early, Kiya?"

"Yup,"

"Where's the Zoroark? And where's the son of Darkrai and Cresselia?"

"Zip your mouth with your questions, will'ya?" Bob asked and continued,

"Common sense. It had only been a week,"

"Oh. Okay,"

Out of nowhere, a Mareep appeared looking angry.

"Azelf…" it growled while the Willpower spirit shuddered.

"I'm Tommy. Let's play, you meanie…"

At the Mareep's last words, he used Discharge on Azelf.

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" he let out an ear-splitting scream. At Tommy's Discharge, the impact brought him inside "The Consequences".

"BRRROOOOTHEEEEERR!" Uxie and Mesprit shouted.

Double Kill!

"Whoops! Forgot to lock its door. My bad. Hehehe," Kiya said and giggled.

Tommy looked at all of the legendary Pokemon and suddenly used Discharge on all of them. Even Kiya's family.

Deafening Ear-killing Screams in 3…2….1…

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Everyone was down except for the hosts. Even the immune and Electric-type legendaries were down. Some were toast. Some were still shaking. Some were close to death. Some had their body parts rip-

"I SAID THIS IS ONLY RATED K+ SO NO BLOOD OR GORE!" Kiya shouted to no one.

"This. Is. SPARTA!" Bob yelled while TGML facebladed again.

"Seems like he's gone," Luke did not sense Tommy's aura anymore.

"Thank goodness," Star sighed in relief.

"Cousin, please revive all of them," Kiya requested while Star nodded.

The Hall was a censored place. Trust me. Children audience shouldn't watch anything like this.

Star's blue eyes glowed and revived all of the legendaries. You may hear several groans from them.

"That reminds me. How long have you kept Victini in 'The Consequences'?" Star asked.

"Oh. More than a week, am I right?" Kiya answered and began to count on her fingers.

"Never mind. I'm taking her out when I want to,"

"I want mah dares," Luke demanded.

"Whatever,"

"Yey! Meloetta, I want you-" Luke coughed at the three words and continued,

"To go on a hip-hop singing region tour,"

"Okay," she smiled and teleported.

"Finally. She's away!" he grinned maniacally and held out a large piece of paper.

"So Keldeo, how long have you been having a crush on Meloetta?"

"Ever since I saw her. Approximately more than a millennia…"

Luke flinched again.

"All right. I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE! KELDEO, I CHALLENGE YOU TO A WAR!"

"WHAT?!" everyone gasped.

"BUT WHY?" Keldeo asked.

"DON'T ASK!" Luke fired an Aura Sphere at Keldeo even before he could move away.

Then Keldeo fought back…

So did Luke…

And they continuously did it…

Well, it was always a tie…

No one was winning so…

"Summon Jigglypuff,"

"What?" Kiya wondered at what TGML had said.

"The one in the anime. Do it,"

"Whatever,"

The Jigglypuff appeared and looked at everyone. No one seemed to notice the pink puff ball so it became mad and started to sing.

"Uh-oh,"

Jiggalipuuufff… jiggalipuff…Jiggalipuuuufff… Jiggalipuff

Luke and Keldeo stopped killing each other and started to feel drowsy like everyone else. Soon, everyone was sleeping. After the Pokemon's song, it grew angrier and drew on everyone's faces using a marker. And Kiya looked like a PFFFFFT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

"Stupid narrator," Kiya said even though she was asleep.

Shut up. Anyway, Codex wasn't present so no one had to warn about the chapter's length. Everyone was having rest while I, the narrator, am feeling drowsy too. *yawns and falls asleep*

"Goodbye," the Jigglypuff waved and drew on the narrator's face.

Kiya's dream:

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Oh sorry guys. We got asleep because of TGML's dare. To my two loyal co-hosts, Ike and Codex, I'll send you back when time comes. Don't worry. And those who sent me requests which I haven't put in this chapter, please be patient for the next one. This story has already reached more than 1,300 views. THANK YOU GUYS! Happy Daring! ^_^

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