"AAAAAHHHHHHHH! COLD!" Kiya woke up with cold water all over her body.
"BWAHAHAHAHAHA! RISE AND SHINE, SLEEPY HEAD!" a familiar laugh echoed through the Hall.
"Wait a minute. Who the heck are you?"
"Good Aladeen, Kiya!" Dialga laughed.
"What Aladeen? Dad? Is that you?"
"Uh, yeah. You know, 'The Dictator'?"
"No. So what? Ohhh…" Kiya realized it was Admiral General Aladeen he was talking about. I bet you don't know him, right? If you don't, have yourself executed.
"But that's not Rated K+…"
"Well, I don't actually know anything about it. I just read about it in my new red, white, and purple iPad my mom and dad gave me. Nuff said," the Temporal Dragon unusually said while Kiya facepalmed.
"Mom? And Dad? How the heck? Anyway, where are the others?"
She stood up, dried herself, and scanned the Hall. The second thing she saw was Star, then there's Luke arguing Keldeo for no reason and there were the legendaries, awake and alive. And the Hall had a lot of wedding decorations.
"Star?"
"Good Aladeen, Cousin"
"WHY THE HECK DO YOU PEOPLE SAY ALADEEN?!"
"That's what Ike said, if I would greet you. Did you eat your Aladeen breakfast?"
"Just shut up. Please. Shut up," Kiya facepalmed again.
"GOOD ALADEEN!" every legendary greeted the main host.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHH! DIE! ALL OF YOU!" she unleashed multiple Roar of Times and had hit the Dialga next to her. It was super effective as he plummeted into a pile of rubble. The dragon shifted in appearance and revealed a Zoroark.
"Where's Tommy when I need him?"
Everyone widened their eyes and stopped laughing and saying "Aladeen".
"Cool. Now we have two threats now. Cheer up, cuz" Star said.
"Whatever. As long I don't hear the A-L-A-D-E-E-N word. That movie was darn horrible. I didn't even want to watch all of it. Anyway, what happened here?" Kiya asked while she was caressing her aching head.
"You summoned a Jigglypuff and it made us sleep. After one day, we were awake already except for you. We were all covered with marker ink. Even the narrator didn't escape the puff ball's fury. After we woke up, we laughed at ourselves then TGML and Bob bid us goodbye though you were still sleeping. Then Ike came and saw you and splashed really cold water on you because you wouldn't wake up. And about the wedding décor, Ike did all of that with my help, of course. He said it's for a dare so I accepted that," Star explained.
"Oh. So where's Codex?"
"He's not here yet," Ike answered.
"Ummm… Excuse me, Kiya?" May looked at Manaphy with an "Is-that-name-right" face.
"Yes?"
"What am I still doing here?"
"It's Luke's dare so you have to stay with Manaphy,"
"For how long?" May asked while Kiya's upper part of her face was obscured by her magenta hair with her crimson eyes glowing eerily.
"For your whole lifetime. Mwahahahaha!" she growled every word with pure darkness from her aura which made May and everyone (except for Giratina) faint and shudder.
"Well. Looks like she has another side. I like that," the Death Dragon smiled.
"Ki-Kiya? I-I don't like t-to interrupt y-you b-but…" Luke stammered nervously while Kiya set her glare unto him.
"WHAT?!" she growled while Luke cried like a puppy.
"Kiya, let's start the game now," Ike said without fear.
"Okay. I'm bored too. Luke, get a hold of yourself," Kiya commanded.
"But, but…"
"NO BUTS! YOU HAV-"
"But I have a butt…" Luke said blankly while Kiya facepalmed again. Again.
"Just give your requests,"
"Oh. Okay. Articuno, use Blizzard on Route 111, Sunyshore City, and Desert Resort. Kyurem, help him out,"
"Okay. This'll be fun," Articuno said and flew out with Kyurem whose stomach was growling madly.
"Let's wait for them. Your next?"
"Moltres, use Heat Wave in Snowpoint City,"
"Cool! I mean HOT!" and she flew away to the said city.
"Last for the Bird Trio, Zapdos use Thunderbolt in Lake Acuity with Thundurus,"
"Will do!" the two electric legendaries flew out too.
"LAKE ACUITY?! NO! FIRST AZELF, NOW MY LAKE?" Uxie shouted.
"A dare is a dare," Luke shrugged and Uxie fainted.
Meanwhile in Hoenn,
Everyone in Route 111 was screaming because Kyurem was having an outrage again since he saw harmless humans. He's hungry and it's the apocalypse for them. On the other hand, Articuno was smiling but he had a mixed emotion because he's disgusted by Kyurem.
After a while in Sinnoh,
Everyone in Sunyshore City was also screaming because they weren't used to the extremely cold weather the Arctic bird and Ice Dragon were causing. Kyurem was also having a feast.
"You're still hungry? I mean this story is only K+. You shouldn't-"
"I eat whatever I want. If you complain again, I might have Ice Bird for dinner" Kyurem said while he was chewing something yellow and quite electric.
"Eww…"
Snowpoint City was a disaster. Only a few escaped the flood. Most of the residents drowned in the over-the-head flood. Yes, there was a flood in this Arceus-cursed cold city. Thanks to Moltres' Heat Wave which melted all the snow.
Lake Acuity was overflowing since it was near Snowpoint City. You cannot see Uxie's cave anymore. A Thunder Bird and an Electric Kami member appeared grinning at each other. After three seconds,
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!
And they flew away. Every human and Pokemon who were swimming in the water were burned and singed. I mean seriously singed. Or dead. Mostly dead. Yes. Certainly dead.
In Unova,
Desert Resort was like Snowpoint City at this point. But without life forms. Only dead forms. And ripped bod-
"Stupid narrator. Kiya said this is Rated K+," Articuno looked at the camera.
"I wonder where that Ash is," Kyurem swallowed something reptilian. A brown striped reptilian.
Back in the Hall of Origin,
Several screams of terror were heard from various regions.
"I remember when I did all those violent things. Good times. Good times," Giratina said.
"IT'S THE APOCALYPSE! ARCEUS IS COMING AGAIN!" someone shouted from Sinnoh.
"WHAT THE ALADEEN?! I AM NOT CAUSING THIS!" Arceus screamed and crossed his feet. Wait, why feet you ask? He doesn't have arms, you moron.
Kiya glared at Arceus for what he had said.
"You said the A word,"
"Oh. Sorry about that. That word is just getting into me," Arceus said.
"If you ain't my grandfather, I would have had you executed in 'The Consequences' a long time ago. Speaking of 'The Consequences', I loved the reactions your contestants gave me on their first day here," Kiya told Ike.
"Well, thanks for lending the Hall for the TCPI. That was a great day…"
"Yap. And even another pair of Darkrai and Cresselia went here," Kiya said while the Lunar Duo looked at the human with surprised and questioned eyes.
"WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" Darkrai asked.
"It's kinda complicated if I would explain that. Let's just say that they were from a different time-space continuum. Anyway, that Darkrai kept swearing and screaming at us," Kiya's eyes glowed again.
"And speaking of TCPI, I am really happy Rebecca and Zach didn't completely destroy my Hall or that Pikachu would have died earlier. If Dad didn't interfere…" she continued and looked at the real Dialga.
"It's still not the time for you to kill someone, my daughter. I will tell you when the time is right," the Temporal Dragon responded while Kiya had a gaping mouth.
"To end this int-" Star began but someone interrupted her.
A shadow crept into the Hall of Origin again with the original "Darkrai's Theme". By now, you would know who this is. He ascended from the shadow like how his father does it.
"Sorry I'm late, Kiya. I heard news that you came back a long time ago?" Codex snapped his fingers.
"Yep. If you'd ask, this is Star" she looked at her infuriated cousin.
"WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP INTERRUPTING PEOPLE?! I HATE BEING INTERRUPTED!" Star screamed and growled afterwards while Codex was shuddering. The time of the month for females is really dangerous.
"IT'S NOT MY TIME OF THE MONTH, STUPID NARRATOR!"
"Regain yourself, cousin" Kiya sweatdropped.
"Okay. All right. Just please, don't interrupt me. You must be Codex," the cloaked human shook the Lunar offspring's hand.
"Anyway, to end all of this, I want my dares" Luke said.
"You're starting to sound like Ike already but you may,"
"Genetic Duo, Cosmic Duo, Lunar Duo and…" Luke looked for Meloetta. She wasn't done with her tour yet. Or that's what we thought.
"Hi guys!" Meloetta greeted with a cute skirt while carrying some souvenirs while the Lucario blushed.
"As I was saying, the Genetic, Cosmic, Lunar Duo, Meloetta, and us, the hosts, will dance the Macarena," Luke said while he was still blushing.
"Yah. Before that, I wanna give every one of you hosts a gift," the Melody Pokemon smiled.
She gave each of the hosts a t-shirt from their respective countries. Kiya had a Philippine t-shirt, Ike had one from Myanmar, Codex from Botswana, Star and Luke from the US of A.
"The tour was awesome! I met Paramore, Flyleaf, Skillet, Korn, and a lot more bands!"
"Yeah, that's interesting but we have to dance th-"
"But Luke told you to go to a hip-hop tour. Those bands are rock bands,"
"Oh. I thought he said rock. Well anyway, I also met Taylor Swift, Demi Lovato, Miley Cyrus, Amy Lee, and-"
"WHO?! AMYLYNNLEEHARTZLER?!" Kiya asked quickly.
"Yup," Meloetta answered while Kiya fainted.
"Let's dance now, shall we?" Luke said.
And they agreed to dance the Macarena. Dialga and Cresselia were having a hard time doing it because Dialga can't stand on two legs and Cresselia can't move her short "paws".
"While we're dancing the Macarena, I want Manaphy to choose a girl and a boy and use Heart Swap on them," Luke said while they were still dancing.
Manaphy looked at May and thought of Ash. He smiled mischievously and his protrusions glowed a bright reddish light. May and Ash's souls exchanged even though Ash was very very far away. Probably in the sixth region already.
"Wait a minute. WHY AM I SEEING LEGENDARY POKEMON?!" May said in a familiar male voice.
"Hi Ash…" Star growled even though she was dancing.
"And I'm in May's body?! DID YOU USE HEART SWAP WITH ME AGAIN?" Ash-in-May's-body panicked.
Meanwhile in the sixth region,
May-in-Ash's-body was battling with an unknown person. She was using Fennekin as her starter and she didn't know its attacks. She started screaming in a very girly way which confused Pikachu.
"Apparently, yes. And you'll have to stay here for one whole chapter with your mouth shut if you don't want to die," Manaphy answered.
"Question, Virizion. Did you know in a game, you ended up dating an Emolga?" Luke asked.
"Really? Well, that's weird. I don't know anything about it. Good thing it's just a game," Virizion said.
"Oh, what if I tell you it wasn't a game?"
"I never dated anyone,"
"But maybe, it was real. You were drunk or something," Luke smiled while Virizion raised an eyebrow.
"I better ask Arceus before I lose my virgi…" she cut the word for the sake of children audience.
"Before I lose anything important,"
"My turn!" Star raised her hand even though she was still dancing.
"Since Victini is still suffering from shock, I want to ask Ho-oh something. How do you grant eternal happiness to a person who sees you?"
"I grant a person eternal happiness depending on his desires. If it is good, I will give him eternal happiness. For example, the person finds happiness in love. I will do anything to make him happy in that way. As simple as that," Ho-oh explained.
"Okay. These factual statements are really interesting and in the same way boring. I hate the way you explain, Mr. ILFR" Ike said.
"Anyway, with that done, I have another question for you. If your feathers are in seven colors and you're the Rainbow Pokemon, why do we only see red, white, green, and yellow?"
"I'm not called the Rainbow Pokemon because I have colorful feathers but I am called that way because my feathers are prismatic. Meaning, my feathers can generate rainbows causing me to leave a trail of a rainbow behind me,"
"Which kinda looks like you're farting rainbows," Lugia said.
"Just shut up, XD001"
"What did you call me?"
"NOTHING! OKAY? NOTHING!"
"Virizion, I still never forgot about what you did to me before," Star said.
"Huh? What do you mean?" Virizion asked.
"You killed my whole family and Pokemon, destroyed our region, and almost tried to kill me! DON'T YOU REMEMBER?!" everyone gasped while Virizion was surprised.
"Did you really do that, Viri?" Cobalion asked while Virizion shook her head.
"HAHAHAHA! I LOVE YOUR FACES, GUYS! Anyway, Virizion didn't do all of that. I just said that. She just insulted me," Star laughed wholeheartedly.
"Oh Star. You're still the same. You're more ignorant than ever now that you're a host. I hope you would just get outta here soon. You're still the worst human I've met. YOU'RE EVEN WORSE THAN THESE PATHETIC HOSTS!" Virizion mocked.
Everyone gasped especially the hosts even though they were dancing. Kiya told Ike to search about Virizion in Bulbapedia using his iPad. He read through the passages and showed her the part which said,
"Virizion dislike humans due to its observations of the way some humans treat Pokemon," and Kiya nodded.
"You shouldn't have said that…" Kiya said with a shadowy grin.
Star was emitting some sort of dark aura similar to Kiya's but more intensified. Her blue eyes were glowing more than ever. She couldn't take Virizion's remark that well. She loved being a legendary human but that ignorant deer just had a mentality of letting all humans down.
"Because you have upset me, you will be my lawnmower and you will mow a field for me and you must do it until there is no grass left. You cannot mow any lower than 2 inches," Star said darkly making everyone, except for Giratina and Kiya, shudder.
Star took Virizion and both teleported to Hoenn, specifically in Route 119 where there are a lot of tall grasses.
"NOW MOW, MY LAWNMOWER! OUR NEXT STOP WILL BE IN PLANTS VS. ZOMBIES! MWAHAHAHAHA!" Star said holding a whip and hitting it to Virizion.
"Female abuse…" Virizion said.
Meanwhile at the Hall of Origin,
"You cousins are really scary when you let out your true form. I LOVE THAT!" Giratina exclaimed.
"Speaking of Giratina, I want a dare," Ike said.
"Do whatever you want," Kiya said.
"All right. Giratina, resurrect Genesect's crush,"
"Death. Bring people to life. Bring me to life. Hmmm… How can you see into my eyes?" Giratina hummed and entered the Spirit World.
After a few moments, the Death Dragon returned with a fossil. A Dome Fossil to be exact.
"Seriously? A Dome Fossil? Is that the best thing you can do to resurrect someone?" Luke asked.
"Yup! And I only do it in several conditions," Giratina smiled and regenerated the fossil.
The Dome Fossil regained flesh and blood and began to resemble a Kabutops. It opened its eyes and scanned the area. We know Dome Fossils regenerate into Kabuto not Kabutops but in this story, Kabutops. A female Kabutops.
"Shinda? Is that you?" Genesect widened his mechanical eyes.
"Huh? Who are you?" the Kabutops wondered.
"It's me, Makoto" Genesect answered.
"But how?"
"Altered by humans…"
"Oh. So why am I here? The last Pokemon I saw was her before I entered that never-ending world," Shinda pointed Giratina.
"Yeah. Let's just say we are here to tell you something," Genesect or Makoto said.
"And that is?"
"GET ON WITH IT!" Ike shouted.
"All right! All right. Shinda," Genesect knelt in front of Shinda and gulped while the Kabutops was doubtful.
"I've known you for so long and I want to tell you how much…"
"GET ON WITH IT! YOU'RE JUST LIKE PALKIA AND DIALGA!" Ike shouted from the throne while the Cosmic Duo glared at him.
"Shinda, you've been my best friend for so long and I think…" Genesect made a dramatic pause and continued,
"I think I've fallen for you. I really really like you," Shinda's uneasiness wore off and smiled.
Everyone was starting to look nauseous but Ike said,
"Don't you dare vomit. I dare you not to dare to vomit!"
Genesect was surprised when Shinda hugged him and also confessed.
"It was too late when I wanted to confess to you. I thought I'll be rejected or something. I never thought you felt the same," Shinda said.
"I really felt the same, Shinda. I love you," Genesect hugged her.
"All right. That was so sweet and amazing but TIME'S UP!" Kiya said while tears were forming in her eyes.
"YEY!" the male hosts, excluding Ike, shouted.
"Well, that excalated quickly too. If only the Lunar Duo and Cosmic Duo would be the same, right?" Star reappeared.
"HUH? Oh. You're back. Yep. I wish too. Anyway, is Virizion done?" Kiya asked while Palkia blushed and crossed her arms.
"No. I hired a double so she could guard her," Star explained.
Codex was struggling from Ike's grip of his mouth. He succeeded to remove his paw and immediately said,
"LENGTH!"
"Codex, you don't have to watch the chapter's length now. Just calm down 'cause that isn't your job," Luke said while launching an Aura Sphere to Keldeo.
"OW!"
"Well, maybe I have room for two more dares. Ike, save the best for last. You can prepare your camera now," Kiya said while Ike rushed away, smiling.
Everyone was wondering about that last dare but most of them shrugged it off even though some didn't have shoulders.
"Codex, read away!" the Cosmic child pointed her finger upward.
"This is from Lunarium Prince. He wants-"
"Sorry, dude but we'll have your other awesome requests in the next chap!" Star interrupted and continued,
"So how does it feel to be interrupted?" but Codex ignored the remark.
"He wants Giratina to fight all of Cyrus and Ghetsis' Pokemon at once. You can take 2 other legendary Pokemon to help you with that," Codex tossed the letter.
"Well, I don't need company when I'll fight those puny beings…" Giratina said.
"You need at least one. I choose Kyurem since he's a Dragon Trio mediator like you," Kiya cheerily said.
"KYUREM?! THAT NASTY CORPSE OF VIOLENCE?!"
"But aren't you also a nasty corpse of violence?" Star asked while Arceus chuckled quietly.
"All right. Whatever," Giratina opened a portal and took Kyurem from the Desert Resort just like how she did with Dialga in the movie.
"Are you hungry?" Giratina asked.
"Yes. I'm still hungry," Kyurem responded while chewing something.
"All right then. Let's go,"
"Where?"
"To the Spear Pillar,"
In the Spear Pillar,
Two dragons appeared along with other Pokemon and two humans.
"WHY THE HECK AM I HERE?!" Cyrus and Ghetsis exclaimed and looked at the two legendary Dragon mediators.
"I'm supposed to be in my new world now," Cyrus said.
"I was supposed to be in Unova planning to take over the world," Ghetsis replied.
"Uh, hi?" Giratina greeted while Kyurem lunged at the Gyarados and began eating it.
"GYARADOS! NO! DEFEAT AND CAPTURE GIRATINA!" Cyrus shouted and Ghetsis followed suit.
Giratina was just standing there watching Kyurem devour the Pokemon and freezing all of them. She was trying to resist her violent urge to do the same.
"Ah, who cares?" Giratina said and also lunged at the dozen of Pokemon.
"Eat them, Tina!" Kyurem said.
"WHAT?! NO!" they communicated in their legendary Pokemon language so the two humans wouldn't understand what they're saying.
As for those humans, their eyes grew wide out of hopelessness and fear that they'll also get eaten so they tried to run away.
"Not so fast," the Death Dragon uncannily growled.
"Yeah. We're not done yet," Kyurem added.
The dragons which were covered in bloo-
"Meanwhile in the Hall," Kiya said. THAT'S MY JOB!
They watched the dragons devour the humans through Ike's iPad and after a few moments, they reappeared at the Hall.
"That was quite violent," Luke said with widened eyes.
"So what?" Giratina was also chewing something.
"Now then, the camera's ready and let's start the wedding," Ike returned in a tuxedo.
"What wedding?" everyone except for Kiya asked.
"Dialga and Palkia's wedding, duh" Ike replied.
"OUR WEDDING?!" the Cosmic Duo yelled.
"Yup. Now that this is Ike's dare, you have no right to object him," Kiya said while the Duo blushed madly. Their faces are really red that you'll think they're covered in red paint.
"LET'S DRESS THE BRIDE!" Star exclaimed.
"And I have one more request for this…" Kiya said.
After a few hours,
Everything was ready. The Hall looked like a church because of Ike's illusion. Everyone was already sitting in their respective seats. But this scene was different because all the legendaries were turned into humans just for this special occasion. Not for Palkia nor Dialga. Probably for Kiya. Yep. Just for Kiya.
Meloetta was playing the organ for the cliché music for weddings, the "Here Comes the Bride" thing. Arceus was the priest who was standing intently at the altar. Do you want me to describe him? Oh well. He had medium-long hair like that of Neji (if you know him from Naruto) but his was silvery white. He was also wearing a white robe thingy with gold designs around the ends and had ruby eyes. By his left side was Dialga who was clearly annoyed and was wearing the usual groom's outfit. His hair was dark blue with a light blue streak in the front and was kinda like Jin (Danball Senki) with his signature dull-looking crimson red eyes.
They were silently waiting for the bride to appear as the hosts walked on the aisle. Finally, the magenta-haired deity of Space entered the aisle with a forced smile. Her hair was a dark shade of pink which was almost like violet with a silver streak at the front and had the same crimson eyes with Dialga. She was wearing the usual bride's dress holding a bouquet.
As she made it to the aisle with Dialga who both appeared to be frustrated, the event started and we aren't going through those forced "I do" things. We'll skip to the last part.
"You may now kiss the bride," Arceus merrily said while the Cosmic Duo were looking uneasy.
"I hate this part," Dialga said and looked away.
"HEY! CONTINUE!" Ike shouted from the camera.
"SHUT UP! WE AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE COMMANDED BY A BUNCH OF HUMAN KIDS! I'M OUTTA HERE!" the Temporal Human bellowed and prepared a Roar of Time.
"DAD! NO! THIS AIN'T A TIME TO GO PRIMAL!" everyone stared at Kiya.
"Primal?" they asked.
"You don't know Primal Dialga?!" everyone shook their heads.
"Roar… OF TI-" Palkia covered his mouth to stop the attack.
"STAHP! DIALGA, JUST STOP! I'LL CONFESS IF THAT'LL CALM YOU DOWN!" the Spacial Being screamed.
"Huh? Confess? Confess what?" he stopped and asked.
Palkia sighed and said,
"Dialga, the reason why I was acting that way towards you is because I'm hiding my feelings,"
"What feelings?"
"Just let me continue. I never wanted to fall in love, you know? They say it makes people weaker. I don't want to be weak. The fact is I wanted to be stronger than you. That's all I want. But I never thought I would…" she swallowed a lump in her throat again.
"I never thought I would also fall in love with someone I really tried to hate. I tried to hate you but I can't. I tried to kill you but I can't. I say I hate everything about you but why do I still love you? Dialga, I'm sorry. I don't want to fight with you anymore. I love you. You're just everything that I need. I don't want to be stronger than you anymore. I love you very much. Now that we're gonna be a couple, I'm happy" Palkia explained and caressed Dialga cheeks.
Dialga was motionless and took time to take the information in. She loved him. He loved her too. He would do anything for her to forgive him for almost killing her.
"Kia, I love you too." Dialga pulled her to an embrace.
"Kia?" Kiya wondered.
"I never thought…" Dialga paused.
"I would feel the same…" Palkia continued.
And the two kissed.
"*insert deafening CosmosShipping squeal here*" Kiya screamed and fainted.
"Aaaaaand it's recorded!" Ike clicked the camera.
"Finally! Newly weds!" Star exclaimed.
"I knew it," Dialga carried his mate princess-style.
"Oh yeah? You're still my moron no matter what happens," Palkia smiled.
"TOO MUCH FLUFF I'M GONNA EXPLODE!"
"SHUT IT KIYA! We're ending already!" Luke said.
"And the wedding reception would be in the next chapter so stay tuned!" Codex snapped his fingers.
"Goodbye!" Everyone said before the screen blackened.
*insert Lavender Town Theme here*
"NO! YOU ARE NOT DOING THAT!" Kiya shouted.
Heyah Guyz! Sorry it took long for me to update. It was just awkward that someone was watching you write… Anyway, like Codex said, stay tuned for more truths and dares. Maybe yours will appear in the next chapter. Happy Daring! ;)