Ike set the camera in the middle of the wedding reception.
"Yeah. Hello there guys! Kiya is apparently setting a piano for the wedding song. And yeah, she really wants this wedding dare to last this long," Ike said.
He then moved camera to Arceus' throne where a keyboard was placed.
"Hey Kiya! Say hi!" Ike said from the back of the camera but the Cosmic girl ignored him.
"I hope Meloetta gets the notes right," she muttered and started to play the tone of a Three Days Grace Song.
"Meanwhile with the other hosts," Ike said and turned the camera to Codex, Luke, Star, and a new host.
"Since Kiya is quite busy with her instrument, we are going to conduct the TOD requests," Star started.
"Yup! And for the first dare, we'll have our new guest host read it. Ben?" Luke addressed him.
"Welcome to the Hall of Origin, Ben!" Codex snapped his fingers and shook hands with the spirit-like human.
"Thanks guys. For the first dare…"
Arceus winced at the hosts when he heard and saw his enemy. He glared at the boy with pure hate just like Giratina did with Arceus. The boy cut his sentence and glared back at Arceus. Oh and by the way, they are still humans here but they still have their awesome and epic powers.
"I dare Dialga and Celebi to turn all of the legendaries, including yourselves into babies until I leave," Ben growled.
"You can't do that. We're at a wedding reception, Ben" Arceus scowled.
"I'm sorry, Ben, but my golden-wheeled llama grandfather is right. We have to do that after my parents' dance. Is it okay?" Kiya asked while testing the keyboard.
"Oh, okay. It's all right,"
"Your name reminds of Amy's former friend…" Kiya muttered and continued,
"And no, you can't kill my grandfather when I'm around,"
"But but…"
"SHE SAID YOU CAN'T!" Giratina roared while Ben just shook his head. The Chocolate-loving Dragon knew of his evil treacheries in the past but now that Arceus had forgiven her, she decided to hate all Arceus' enemies.
"Ummm… I'll take my dare first I guess. Anyway Genesect, because you have been back ever since the last chapter, what happened during your expedition in Europe?" Star asked to ease the tension.
"Uhh, yeah. About that…" Genesect backed away from Shinda.
"Wait a minute. Why is Shinda still alive? Didn't I tell you send her back to the Spirit World?" Kiya looked at Giratina.
"HEY! DON'T! PLEASE!" Genesect pleaded.
"Too late," Giratina stabbed Shinda and returned her to the mentioned world using Shadow Claw. In other words, Giratina killed the poor Kabutops and looked at the dread-stricken legendary robot.
"But… Shinda… I finally had her…"
"Sorry but I like messing with other peoples' hearts. All right, I'll shut up now," Kiya said and started playing the keyboard again.
"My question?" Star asked while tapping her shoe.
"I don't even think I can answer you," Genesect barely said while oil came pouring out from his eyes.
"Tell us or you'll face the wrath of Tommy or 'The Consequences'," Star threatened holding a Pokeball.
"You captured Tommy?" Luke ignorantly asked.
"Not really. Kennyboy said I could keep him for emergency situations,"
"Oh."
"You can't make me anymore! SHINDA! I'M COMING FOR YOU! LET TOMMY OUT AND KILL ME!" Genesect pleaded.
"No no no. No one's gonna die here unless it's a dare. Besides, no legendary can die when I'm around," Kiya said while playing the keyboard.
"All right. Since you don't fear being tortured, we'll have Shinda tortured in the Spirit World instead," Ben said.
"NO! PLEASE DON'T! I'LL HAVE MYSELF SOBER NOW!" Genesect wiped his oily tears away.
"Okay. Answer me," Star impatiently said.
"I failed for, if I'm not mistaken, three hundred times so Dialga seems so tired as you can see," he pointed at the dark blue haired human.
"Not really," he muttered gruffly while Palkia giggled.
"There are times I got tortured, beheaded, and bombed. It's that difficult and I get to start over and over again. Are you happy now, Miss Star?" Genesect snorted while Star just shrugged.
"Yeah, I guess so."
"Even though I'm manipulating the camera I'll also give my dares. Actually, it's a policy. If anyone tries to vomit, dunk yer head into the stuff! Oh yeah. Hosts included," Ike said in a weird accent.
"Whatever you say," everyone responded.
"And I have a question for you Latias, aren't you in love with Ash?" the unusually colored Zoroark asked.
"Uhhh… No? I mean I care about him as a friend but…" Latias blushed.
"Well? Are all females like this when they confess something?" Ike asked.
"HEY!" Palkia shouted.
"He's a friend and I can't like him because he's a human. I kissed him because he cares for me and Latios. That's all," Latios said with a sheepish smile.
"But if he's not human, let's say, if he's a Latios… Would you like him?" Ike asked.
"Maybe?" the female eon Pokemon answered.
"Okay. Is Ash still in May's body?"
"Apparently not," Codex answered and snapped his fingers.
"I'll hunt him someday and use a mutation beam for him…" Ike whispered.
"Anyway, I want to give mine," Star said while stroking her hair.
"Go and multiply," Kiya answered.
"Victini, now that you're conscious, try to melt Regice. It can respond in any way it wants,"
"I'M A SHE!" Regice crossed her arms.
"It may be weird but yes, that large block of ice is a girl," Regirock said.
"All right. SEARING SHOT!" Victini shouted and rushed towards the ice-blue haired female.
At this, Time stopped.
"Thanks Dad. Anyway…" Kiya changed Regice back to her real form.
And Time resumed.
Victini, who was covered in burning and searing flames, dashed towards Regice and melted her to water. The large puddle had 7 yellow orbs in it.
"So I guess Regice is now…" Codex put on glasses and continued,
"Regiwater! YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"
"Shut up or I'll tear you all apart when I'm back again," Regice said.
"Say that to Tommy," Star held out the Pokeball again.
"Or 'The Consequences'," Kiya smiled.
"Hey Kiya! How much longer should I have to wait?" Ben asked trying to hide his impatience.
"One more dare and then my parents' dance, okay?"
"Lemme read it. It's Lunarium Prince again. It's for you Azelf," Luke said.
"WHAT? Again?" Azelf pouted.
"Ride Cobalion while wearing a warrior costume and a sharp spear like those people in 300 and ride him in the wind,"
"Oh. It's okay. But Cobalion?"
"Yeah. Yeah. I won't glare at you at all," the blue clothed musketeer replied and Kiya changed him back to his real form.
Uxie and Mesprit clothed their sibling with a shiny blue warrior outfit and Azelf mounted on Cobalion.
"Just please don't assume you can command me all you want," Cobalion snarled and Azelf nodded.
"Now run, Cobalion! Run like the wind!" Azelf shouted.
Cobalion ran around the Hall of Origin like a real horse with real horse sounds.
"While they are running around my Hall and thrashing whatever they go through, let's start the dance as a commercial," Kiya stood up from the keyboard and went down from the throne.
"No, wait. There are also questions for Azelf here," Luke said.
"Yeah. What do you think of your pink sister and your yellow bro? And who do you like here?" Codex snapped his fingers.
Cobalion snapped on his tracks and Azelf said,
"Well, they're awesome siblings and we care a lot for each other but sometimes Mesprit can be a total drama queen and Uxie can be an annoying 'know-it-all' person sometimes,"
"Yeah and you can be a bossy little brat sometimes," Uxie said.
"Who do you like? What he means is who do you have a crush on?" Luke asked.
"I have a crush on… Let's say I like someone who is quite playful and smart. She's pink and pretty much likes candy very much," Azelf smiled and blushed lightly.
"Oh. I think I know who it is," Kiya grinned.
"Me too," Star followed.
"Who?" Mew asked.
"Oh no one," Star said.
"Now then. HUG HER AZELF!" Codex shouted and snapped his fingers.
Cobalion tossed Azelf near Mew and ran away. Kiya changed Cobalion into his human form again while Azelf smiled and hugged Mew tightly.
"You're a good friend, Mew" Azelf said.
"Oh, thanks. You too," Mew smirked while Celebi growled.
Kiya inwardly squealed and looked at her parents. Dialga was growing impatient but Palkia was just smiling the whole time. She then put her fingers at the ends of Dialga's lips and formed a smile.
"Why are you frowning? We're finally married, my love. What's to be sad or angry about?" Palkia asked with a cute smile on her face.
"This is just taking too long. And you're annoying," Dialga removed her hands from his lips.
"And you're still stupidly grouchy…" Palkia sighed.
"Are we gonna start the dance yet?" Ben asked.
"Yeah. We are. Meloetta?" Kiya replied.
Meloetta stood up and went to Arceus' throne to play the keyboard. The green haired female began to play the tune of "Everytime We Touch" by Cascada. Palkia lightly tugged Dialga and held his hand.
"Are we going to dance or what?" she asked slightly mad and Dialga hesitantly nodded.
Kiya went up to Meloetta to make a request.
"Try to play 'I Hate Everything About You' by Three Days Grace," Kiya said and took a microphone out of nowhere.
"Every time we lie awake… After every hit we take… " the girl started.
*insert "I Hate Everything About You" song here*
"Ooooh, an AMV!" Codex randomly shouted.
Dialga and Palkia were surprised as they recognize the song. It perfectly described their relationship. Whatever happens, they'll hate each other. At the same time, no matter what happens, they'll love each other. In short, they have a love-hate relationship.
As they took center stage, Dialga bowed in front of Palkia and asked,
"Shall we dance, m'lady?" which made Palkia hide her blush.
As they started to dance, Palkia's heartbeat went overboard. Her heart was beating faster than how you rush towards a store with a sale for Nintendo 3DS. On the other hand, Dialga was calm and you may say he looks kinda emotionless at the moment.
"I hate everything about you… Why do I still love you? You hate everything about me… Why do you love me?"
At the end of the song, Palkia returned to her seat but Dialga stood in front of her and kissed her forehead. The pink deity got surprised as he kissed her cheek, her nose, and finally her lips. They locked lips for about a minute before Dialga pulled away and walked towards the throne leaving a confused Palkia behind.
"See, I put in a very small songfic for you," Kiya told the audience after singing.
"Yeah well, on with my requests" Ben cheerfully said.
"That's what I thought," Dialga said and ran his fingers through his dark blue hair.
"Okay…" Kiya turned everyone into their real forms and motioned her father and Celebi to change all of the legendaries to babies.
"Ohhhhh… They're so cute!" Star squealed.
"I know right!" Kiya followed and hugged the baby Giratina.
"Hey! Hey! Hey!" Giratina shouted in a cute voice.
"Aww… Meh," Ike reacted.
"Cool. Next dare. Genesect, try to push Groudon out of a wrestling ring," Ben grinned widely.
"How the heck?!" Groudon asked in cute voice too.
"Whatever you say. Just please don't torture Shinda's soul," Genesect said in a teary but cute voice.
"Oh we won't," Giratina smirked evilly in Kiya's arms.
"I've always wanted a Giratina plushie…" the Death Dragon's niece hugged her tighter.
"I CAN'T BREATHE!"
Suddenly, there was a small wrestling ring in the middle of the Hall. It was fit for the two babies to strangle each other.
"Go Genesect! PUSH GROUDON!" Ben commanded.
The match was slow as the mechanical Kabutops tried with all his might to push the red dinosaur out of the ring. Genesect became hopeless until the mediator of the Sinnoh Dragon Trio shouted.
"If you don't win this, Shinda's soul will perish!" Giratina obscurely and adorably threatened.
Genesect's ears perked up (ears? What the heck?) when Giratina said that and became determined to push Groudon. He used Extreme Speed to push Groudon with extra strength. The Ground Dinosaur stumbled from where he stood as Genesect continued to push him out of the ring.
"FOR SHINDA!" the purple mechanical baby shouted when he finally succeeded to push the massive red baby.
"SHUT UP!" Giratina shouted. She had heard a faint cheer from the Spirit World so she shushed that soul.
"Okay. I have questions. First off, Victini. How are you registered as the #000 Pokemon? Does that mean you don't exist?" Ben asked.
"Ummm… Isn't it obvious that I exist? Anyway, I'm registered #000 because the Unova people think I'm special that I give victory to those whom I touch or something. Then they listed me as #000. Besides, my national PokeDex number is #494 which is next to Arceus-sama," Victini explained rather simply and tilted her cute head.
"Why the heck do you always call Arceus, Arceus-sama? He's not supposed to be called that way," Ben scoffed.
"Well, we call him that way because we show respect and honor towards him. We use this Japanese honorific suffix for him," Victini responded.
"Oh really? Why don't you call us hosts that way? WE SHOULD BE HONORED TOO NOT JUST THAT LLAMA-GOAT HYBRID! I SHOULD BE KNOWN AS THE ULTIMATE ONE!" Ben howled in anger while the other hosts widened their eyes and sweatdropped.
"SHUT YOUR MOUTH, HUMAN! THAT'S A RIP-OFF FROM FATHER'S 'ORIGINAL ONE'! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW I BRING DEATH TO HUMANS… I'LL TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB, ORGAN FROM ORGAN, TAKE YOUR SOUL AND FRY IT USING MY PACK OF CHANDELURES!" Giratina shouted in her 'cutest demon voice ever' which made Kiya squeal in cuteness overload.
"Oh yeah? Try me, you little elephant…" Ben grinned evilly.
"Woah, there guys! Chill!" baby Articuno sweatdropped.
"Can't we move on or something?" baby Dialga asked impatiently.
"The tiny time pony is right. Move on, Ben" Luke said.
"Whatever. Just because you have a Death Dragon as your daughter to defend you, you ain't talking anymore," Ben growled while the child Arceus shrugged.
"Here's the last of mah dares for everyone… BUT DON'T YOU DARE SMILE, YOU MOUTHLESS LLAMA-GOAT!" Ben yelled and continued,
"I want every female legendary here to be turned into gijinkas and then dance the tootsie roll,"
"Or whatever that is," Kiya leaned at one pillar and turned all the baby females into humans.
"Would you let me go now?" Giratina, now a human girl, begged while Kiya nodded with amazed eyes.
Ben held out a boom box which, as usual, appeared out of nowhere and began to play the music for the said dance. The females took their positions at the center of the Hall and began to dance.
"This is a weird wedding reception," Luke remarked while eyeing Meloetta of course.
After a few minutes, say 3-6 minutes of dancing (according to baby Dialga), the females stopped and turned back into baby legendaries.
"Did you get it?" Codex asked Ike and snapped his fingers.
"Of course I did. I've been manipulating this camera ever since the wedding," the Illusionist said.
"All right then. Since I want to save the best, or shall we say, worst for last…" Ben smirked devilishly and held out a sword.
"Woah! Where'd you get that?" Luke looked at the object in envy.
"I absolutely don't know. Anyway, these are all for that Arceus-forsaken child," he pointed at the white-maned baby equine.
"Arceus-forsaken? Do you mean he forsaken himself?" Star wondered.
"Maaaaaybe. Anyway, here's a question. How do you feel that like 50 pokemon are artificially made by humans? ANSWER ME!" Ben asked while Arceus sighed.
"You may not like my childish voice…" the Alpha murmured while everyone stared at him.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! IT'S EVEN WORSE THAN THE MOVIE!" the male hosts laughed their souls off.
"Not really. I think he's really cute," the female hosts looked at Arceus with googly-eyes. Whatever you spell it.
Arceus sighed again and nobly said,
"If you might as well calm down and listen to me, I will answer you but I guess I wouldn't care if you won't be able to understand me. I know 50 Pokemon are artificially made. Like Mewtwo, I accept every living being as long as they accept me as their ruler,"
Ben and the other hosts' laughter died down and he sarcastically said the italicized word,
"Well, I understood every little word you said, Arceus-sama. Next question, if you're a male then how the *bleep* did you create Dialga, Palkia, and Giratina? *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*… Hey! WHAT THE *BLEEP*?!"
"Hehehe. Yahh. You can't say unclean words here because it's Rated K+. I can censor every bad word you say," Kiya giggled and smiled.
"Anywho, to stop the commotion, I shall answer my rival's question. Yes, I am a male as you can see. Just because I am the father of Giratina, Dialga, Palkia, Uxie, Azelf, and Mesprit doesn't mean that I had… you know… with someone and then she gave birth to six children," Arceus shivered at the thought and continued,
"And it also doesn't mean I have to be a female if I wish to have children. I'm the creator of this multiverse and I can create anything I desire for the good of this world. And no, my kids are not maternally born,"
The six mentioned legendaries nodded and Ben thought deeply as he took in the information.
"Hmmm. Okay. I have one last dare for you. Say 'the void an uy yatat ratata blah blah blah how much wood would a woodchuck chuck, If a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, And chuck as much as a woodchuck would If a woodchuck could chuck wood She sells seashells by the seashore. The shells she sells are surely seashells. So if she sells shells on the seashore, I'm sure she sells seashore shells'. Then repeat. If you get anything wrong, you'll get sent into 'The Consequences'," Ben amazingly said as he got multiple stares and glares from everyone.
"Really? Just that? I was expecting so much from you, Ben. Long time no see. Anyway, here it goes. the void an uy yatat ratata blah blah blah how much wood would a woodchuck chuck, If a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, And chuck as much as a woodchuck would If a woodchuck could chuck wood She sells seashells by the seashore. The shells she sells are surely seashells. So if she sells shells on the seashore, I'm sure she sells seashore shells. The void an uy yatat ratata blah blah blah how much wood would a woodchuck chuck, If a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, And chuck as much as a woodchuck would If a woodchuck could chuck wood She sells seashells by the seashore. The shells she sells are surely seashells. So if she sells shells on the seashore, I'm sure she sells seashore shells," Arceus also amazingly said and got applauded by every legendary with shouts like,
"THAT'S MY DAD!"
"WAY TO GO ARCEUS-SAMA!"
"THAT'S HOW TO BEAT A HUMAN!"
And I'm sure you skipped that tongue-twisting part. I'm telling you, Arceus also said "happy late mothers' day".
Now you're trying to find it.
Then you go back here and smile because you really did what I said and Arceus never really had said that. Nevertheless, happy late mothers' day to all of your moms. LOL.
"Lucky horse," Ben growled.
"You do know Arceus is much better and more intelligent when he's a child, right?" Kiya said.
"Really? I never knew that…" Ben said with wide eyes.
"Well I know that's all of your requests, right?" Luke asked.
"Yep. Thanks for inviting me," Ben made a forced smile at Arceus and muttered,
"Next time, I will kill you"
"Okay then. Ike, a dare please?" Kiya asked and grabbed Giratina again.
"NOO!" the dragon screamed in terror.
"Summon Alice, Palkia" Ike said from the back of the camera.
"Who's Alice?" the young spatial deity inquired.
"I hope she's not Alice from Alamos Town…" Darkrai said.
"She's someone from another dimension, if you know what I mean" Ike winked.
"Don't you dare wink at her like that or I'll give you the worst Roar of Time you'll ever experience," Dialga threatened cutely while Ike sweatdropped.
"Grouchy Dia… Anyway, yes. I think I know her now," Palkia said and sliced a portal.
She flew into it and after a few moments, she returned with another Arceus carrying her.
"How the heck did you become so cute and feminine?" the golden Arceus asked the sleeping Palkia at her arms.
"ALICE!" Kiya shouted and waved.
"Oh hi Kiya!" she smiled while the original Arceus of this story stared at her incredulously.
"You see, guys? Alice here is Arceus from another dimension of Pokemon. Her world is our world but the Pokemon and humans there are genderbent. For example, Palkia here is female but the one in their world is male. I decided to make her shiny so we won't get confusions from Arceus-sama and her," the Cosmic child explained.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!
A blue and glowing dragon-like figure raced from the portal to the center of the Hall. It stood up and scanned the area. It stopped when it saw Kiya. It drew nearer to her.
"Oooh. Pretty lady…" the creature purred.
"CLOSE THE PORTAL BEFORE ANYONE ELSE ENTERS!" Alice screamed at the sleeping Palkia.
Kiya placed Giratina down and ran to Arceus' back. The creature changed form to a being the same age as Giratina.
"Heh. Nice to see you again, Gary" Giratina scoffed.
The creature, known as Gary, chuckled and nuzzled Giratina but she pushed him away.
"I'll kill you if you would try and kiss me again,"
"Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you. This is Gary. My world's Giratina. He's a jerk. Please ignore him. Or at least send him back, Palkia" Alice said.
"Hmph. Well Arceus, have I told you that you're so pretty when you're angry?" Gary looked at the golden Arceus.
"Don't call me Arceus. Alice… Because we're in another world. And no, don't try to flirt with me," Alice blushed.
Shaymin Sky and Kyurem glared daggers at Gary but he ignored them. If he tries to harass their best friend, someone's gonna be in trouble all right. If you're asking why I keep italicizing words, I don't know. It makes the words special, I guess.
"Hmn. Luke? Dares the next chapter, okay? Not now. I'll let Ike finish his," Kiya grabbed Ike and whispered darkly,
"I'll have you executed in 'The Consequences' with Tommy in it. I'll also show you my real form. I'll kill you. Lucky you're a Zoroark. I like Zoroarks so I won't make your punishment too severe after what you and TCPI had done to me. I'll also hunt that Pikachu down. And tell Latios and Latias to have fun!"
"Y-yes… M-ma'am…" Ike whined like a puppy while baby Dialga and Palkia sighed.
"Who?" Latias asked Latios but he shrugged.
Kiya tossed Ike cheerily which made him drop the camera. Thankfully, the camera didn't break and still recorded every second of the TOD session. Ike crawled from where he landed and nervously said,
"A-Alice? Tor-ture… Ho-oh…"
The golden Arceus seemed to smile and nodded. She then attempted to kick Gary but didn't affect him.
"You do know Fighting-type moves can't affect me, my dear?" he said.
"Shut up, you little piece of *bleep*. Don't call me your dear," she shot back.
She summoned a TV and told Ho-oh to watch the documentaries about "How to Roast Birds" for 10 hours straight.
"Now push your butt into that room and watch that Giratina-cursed video," Alice said and pointed at a door with a sign saying 'Private Room. Unauthorized staff is not allowed to come in."
The two Giratinas looked at the female Arceus and tilted their heads saying,
"What Giratina-cursed video?"
"Where'd you get that door? From a restaurant?"
"Wow. She's… wow…" baby Dialga nudged Arceus.
"Who? Alice? She is wow. It's nice to see another Arceus in this multiverse. We are really a good type of species," Arceus explained but Dialga facesoled.
"Friendzone…"
After a few moments, the door where Ho-oh had entered began to shake vigorously with screams.
"AAAAHHH! GET ME OUT! TOO MUCH HORROR! HORROR! AAAAAAAHHHHHH!"
"Another version of 'The Consequences', huh?" Luke asked.
"Yep. Probably their world's type of 'The Consequences'," Star retorted.
"Giving threats like a boss," Codex snapped his fingers while Ike kept sucking his finger.
"TINA-CHAN!" Kiya leapt at Giratina and clutched her.
"Meh. Change them back to their original bodies and age," Ben said but the crimson-eyed human said,
"But but… BUT…"
"You heard him. CHANGE ME BACK!" Giratina, for the last time, cutely said.
Kiya pouted and changed every legendary back to their real ages. The little dragon she once held in her hands was now a 14ft. Death Dragon.
"Finally! IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK!" she shouted in joy.
"Now that that's over… Heyah Arceus, baby!" Gary drew the female equine close to him.
"Say that to me again, I'LL DO WORSE THAN WHAT HAPPENED TO MEWTWO!" she yelled at him and used flamethrower at him.
"She's hot. Isn't she?" he told Arceus-sama and fainted.
"What did she mean?" Mewtwo asked the Alpha but he shrugged.
"You haven't known about that? Well, seems like our Dialga has a faster grip of Time, no?" Alice said.
"Grrrr… Dianne just likes to fast-forward in time. She's just doing that for fun, Alice-sama" Dialga growled but Alice smiled.
"You don't have a mouth…" Gary snorted. He recovered that fast.
"I know how you feel, bro" Giratina patted him using her wing.
"Perfect. Alice has a TV in a nice good room. PERFECT FOR MY NEXT DARE! MUWAHAHAHA!" Luke maniacally laughed.
"Yeah. Whatever," Kiya knew what he was saying.
"Hmn. We're ending this session here. We're also getting low on requests. GUYS! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!" she shouted at Ike's camera.
"My cousin's right. We're getting low on people who give requests. The people who give us dares are the same over and over again. How about PM Kiya and give her your dares?" Star asked.
"Well, look at the time. IT'S TIME TO SCREW WITH OTHER TRUTH OR DARES IN OTHER UNIVERSES!" Ben shouted in enjoyment and opened up a portal.
"Whatever that italicized word means," Kiya muttered.
Ben went through the portal and closed it afterwards.
"Oh no," Palkia said.
"At least he's not in this multiverse anymore," Dialga emotionlessly said.
"I'll hunt him one day for everything he had done for the multiverse's imbalance. He's worse than my siblings when they fight…" Giratina said.
"Okay. Let's end this wedding reception session now. As in NOW!" Kiya told Ike to get the camera and stop it from rolling.
"Oh and one more thing…" she held out a big sign and hung it near Arceus' throne.
It read 'I NO LONGER ACCEPT TEMPORARY HOST REQUESTS. SORRY. AND SEND YOUR REQUESTS TO ME BY PRIVATE MESSAGES ONLY. ITALICIZED WORDS ARE AWESOME."
"Really? But it's more the merrier," Codex snapped his fingers.
"More like the more the harder and painful. Writing this story with six hosts is a pain so having five hosts is already fine for me…" Kiya shrugged and the legendaries rejoiced.
"I can't believe this reception doesn't have food…" Gary suddenly said.
"SHUT IT! We're ending in 3… 2… 1… CUT!" Ike stopped the camera as the screen turned black.
*insert Hypno's Lullaby here*
"Not again…"
"Too much creepypasta, huh cousin?" Star patted her.
A random PHRASE from me: ZE ATAK OF ZE ITALEECYZED WORDS!
So yeah. A new chap has been born with two new legendaries in the Hall. The requesting reviews never stop so I placed a sign in the Hall. Feel free to send dares for Alice and Gary if you want to. And don't try to tell me to get Dianne (female Dialga) and Kian (male Palkia) or any other Pokemon from the alternate multiverse, okay? Just switch Dia and Kia's genders if that's what you wish. I await your requests, my guests…
*insert cliché evil laugh of Dracula here*
And this is my only request to y'all. Drop by a review here. A sober review, I must say but if you don't want, that's all right. STAR! GET TOMMY!
