The Hall of Origin was a mess to look at. Every single spot of the place was "paintballed" (according to Star). Every single and taken legendary and host were "paintballed" too and were lying on the ground, unconscious until a blue Giratina wearily stood up for independence.
Oh yeah, the cameramen and I have already recovered via Kiya's request.
Gary opened his mouth to say something but Star glared at him in the darkest way ever (seriously, ever) and cocked her massive paintball gun.
"KIYA SAID THE FIRST DIALOG SHOULD BE GIVEN TO THE HOSTSSS," she hissed.
"You already have the first capitalized dialog…" he said quietly.
"WELL YOU SHOULD THANK THE READERS BECAUSE THEY HAVEN'T SEND US ANY DARES REGARDING YOU," Star said in Caps Lock again while Gary scratched his head.
"What's up with the change in dialog texts? Making them italicized and capitalized. Or are you yelling or just made your 'beloved megaphone' invisible?" he asked the raven-haired host.
"CAPITAL LETTERS ARE COOL. JUST LIKE KIYA'S ITALICIZED WORDS, CAPS LOCK MAKES THEM SPECIAL TOO. ANYWAY, I'M NOT YELLING. YOU CAN HEAR ME PROPERLY. NO MEGAPHONE. SEE?" Star held out her hands and waved them as the shiny Giratina sweatdropped.
"NOW SHUT UP AND LET ME HIT YOU," and another shot of paintball was fired from the massive paintball gun. The shiny blue Renegade was badly hit on the head with a red paintball.
The blue-eyed (sadistic) female host laughed evilly and walked over the "dead" bodies. She smirked devilishly and cocked her powerful weapon of destruction. She then declared,
"I AM STAR, MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE, CREATOR OF MANY, AND WEAVER OF FATE! I AM HERE TO BRING CHAOS UPON THIS HALL! *INSERT THE CAPITALIZED EVILEST SINISTER LAUGH HERE* AND EIJI! IF YOU CAN HERE ME, I AM IN NO WAY RELATED TO THE SISTERS OF FATE!"
SWOOOOSH! BOOOOOM! SCRATCHES! RUMBLE! RUMBLE! ZZZT-BASH! DARK PULSE! FREEEZESSSHHHH! FLUUUUUSH!
The "Long Titled Name" host stopped her rampage for a second as she looked at the door of Alice's private room. A lot of noise was emitted by it and even a flush from the toilet was heard.
Meanwhile at the other side of that door,
Dialga, who's still in Palkia's male body was rapidly using Spacial Rend on the door. Other legendaries who were trapped in the room were also using Dark Pulse, Shadow Force, and Glaciate. The magenta-haired host was quietly sitting there watching the credits of the last episode of the MLP marathon.
"Welp. The My Little Pony marathon is finished, unfortunately…" Kiya fixed her dark blue coat while the other legendaries rejoiced in pure happiness.
"So can we go out now?" Dialga-in-Palkia's-male-body asked with determined eyes.
"Uhhh, yeah? But Star is still kill- I MEAN playing paintball with everyone. I don't want you guys to die- I MEAN lose to her," his daughter replied.
The door which separated a deathly dungeon and another deathly dungeon opened up with a familiar human girl smiling sadistically at them.
"HI COUSIN!" she greeted Kiya and cocked the gun she was holding and pointed it at her cousin. Kiya looked at her with nonchalant eyes and smiled back.
"Hi there, Star! So… how's the paintball war?" the Cosmic Child dared to ask.
"IT WAS AWESOME!" she retorted and pulled the trigger. At this point, time seemed to slow down as the camera follows the paintball bullet which was heading towards the main host. She smiled again and looked the death bullet as it missed her face. It passed above her shoulder and hit…
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHH! PINK PAINTBALL!" Darkrai suddenly shouted from behind the legendary cousins and fainted.
"You know, pink is a nice color…" Dialga-in-Palkia's-male-body said.
"You say that because your own mate is pink," Giratina scoffed.
"Is it safe to go out now?"
"YEAH. I'M THROUGH WITH MY PAINTBALL CRAZE. THOUGH IF I GET ENRAGED, YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN," Star smiled sweetly and tossed her gun into an unknown portal.
"Did Arceus-sama even make that?" Kyurem asked to no one (mainly because Giratina ignored him) and breathed out a very cold breeze as to sighing.
The three legendaries walked/floated/flew out of Alice's private room with Kyurem carrying the fainted Darkrai as the two female hosts teleported to Arceus' throne.
"Wow, Star. What a serious mess you made…" Kiya looked around the Hall of Origin while Star shrugged.
A purple-painted claw suddenly grabbed Kiya's purple shoes with steel spikes on the front. As a reaction, her hand turned into a claw which exactly looked like Palkia's and slashed the unknown painted claw. Star smiled evilly and summoned a paintball pistol and struck the claw multiple times.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHH! HOW THE FUDGE DID YOU NOT SEE ME?!" Ike, who was painted in various colors, screamed in agony.
"Uhhh, sorry? You were well camouflaged with the paint on your body and the paint on the floor… " Kiya responded and her claw returned to a human hand.
"I NEVER KNEW YOU COULD DO THAT," Star said.
"Can we start now?" Codex, out of the blue (and was literally painted in blue), asked.
"Yeah. What he said," Luke also, out of the blue but was mostly painted in orange, said. Star suddenly pointed the paintball gun at Luke's head. The Lucario widened his eyes in fear.
"TRY TO ANNOY ME AGAIN AND I'LL POP YOUR HEAD OPEN!"
"Sure. Just please revive everyone," and the male hosts agreed with Luke whimpering in fear and revived everyone.
Star held out her megaphone and realized she was already speaking in Caps Lock so she returned the device back in her personal dimension so as to prevent Luke from stealing it.
"WAKEY DAKEY EVERYONE!" several groans were heard throughout the Hall.
"Mom?" Kiya widened her scarlet eyes when she saw Dialga's female body still unconscious. She ran to the body and slapped her face repeatedly but not vigorously. She soon woke up.
"STAHPIT!" Palkia-in-Dialga's-female-body commanded while Kiya smiled and nodded.
"Hey Kia, I missed you…" Dialga-in-Palkia's-male-body purred next to Palkia-in-Dialga's-female-body and placed his claw on her diamond encrusted chest then started to lick her face affectionately. Kiya shielded her eyes not in disgust but in fluff overload.
Palkia-in-Dialga's-female-body used her foot to move Dialga's face away from her and slightly blushed.
"I can't believe you could stand life with this massive head," she suddenly said to break the intimate scene they were making.
Star's blue eyes glowed and sent all of the male hosts into the same deep pit of paper.
"GET TO THE REQUESTS, BOYS!" she said and held out a Pokeball and a paintball gun.
"Yes, Ma'am! Alice, if you're going on a date, who'd you choose?" Ike immediately asked even though he was slowly sinking into the pit.
The golden Arceus blushed and looked at Gary.
"Well, I'd choose Gira…" she quietly whispered but everyone magically heard it.
"YES! FINALLY, YOU LIKE ME! I TOTALLY KNEW IT!" Gary shouted in joy.
"Yes. I kinda like you even though you are a *bleep*. I-"
"Please, Alice-sama. Stop saying words like that," Kiya suddenly cut her off. She sighed and continued,
"I just don't know how to… let's say… exactly love someone especially for a player like you…"
The shiny Giratina nodded and put a wing over her and pulled her close as his cyan eyes met the Arceus' emerald orbs. Alice blushed madly.
"Don't worry. I'll show you how,"
Azelf suddenly nudged Arceus-sama. All of the legendaries had an agreement to give their master a girl who would love him and ease his loneliness so they thought Alice would be a nice candidate for him but unfortunately, she's in for GodModeShipping.
"Arceus-sama? Are you okay with that?" Willpower asked and pointed the parallel multiverse's GodModeShipping couple.
"Yes, of course! Why are you asking?" Arceus-sama happily said. The legendaries were clearly disappointed. There was no hint of jealousy in his ruby eyes.
"Well that's just sweet," Kiya successfully hid her disappointment at the occurrence.
"Great. So… Arceus-sama?" Ike failed to hide his own disappointment through sarcasm. The only Pokemon who were not disappointment were Alice, Gary, and Arceus.
"Yes?" Arceus asked cheerfully at the sight of a new couple.
Ike grunted and said, "Will you EVER invite normal Pokemon with special powers in your Hall?"
"MY HALL!" Kiya suddenly shouted but Arceus-sama ignored it.
"Yes. As a matter of fact, there are already normal Pokemon here with special powers. Namely, you and the Mareep's family," the Alpha briefly explained.
"YEY! LEGENDARY REUNION FTW!"
"Hey sweetheart!" Palkia called her daughter's attention from the throne.
"Yes, Mom?"
"Can I go back to my real body now? I mean this body is really hard to live with…"
"Why is it? You always sleep beside that body each night ever since you were married with Dialga," Ike responded which made Palkia and Dialga blushed redder than a burning apple dipped in blood.
"N-no… I-I d-don't…" she stuttered while Dialga just shook his head slowly.
"How the heck do you know things like that? Do you spy them?" this made Ike blush madly too.
"NO! I DON'T!" he shouted at Kiya's face.
"Uhhh… So… Can I return to my body and control Space now?" the Spatial Mistress asked to avoid the tension again.
"Unfortunately, you can't. Eavenne said so," an unusual-colored Zorua popped out of nowhere. Ike recognized the voice and asked,
"ANNABETH? IZZATCHU?" the Genetic Duo was surprised at the sight of the pink Zorua and knowledge of name. Yeah, you guessed it right. Annabeth is Ike's sis.
"Yes. First of all, I am Annabeth, a female Mewtwo and an experiment of the humans. I was called 'PrototypeX: Mew2Deox hyrbid' and considered as a 'failed mixture' of my dad and mom's genes so I destroyed their facility. Second of all, I am a Zorua at this time being because Kiya-sama said so. Third of all, I'm here to hang out with you hosts for a bit," the Zorua, known as Annabeth, explained briefly.
"THAT'S MY DAUGHTER!" Mewtwo shouted proudly. Like Father, like daughter?
"Technically your daughter…" Luke reacted.
"She's… She's… wow…" Codex couldn't make his words right as he blushed at the sight of the female Zorua.
"SHE CALLED ME KIYA-SAMA! YES!" Kiya raised her fists in the air and immediately launched herself to Annabeth to death-hug her because she loved the Zorua family.
"Please! Kiya-sama! Stop! I… can't… BREATHE!" she shouted.
"I feel your pain," Giratina said.
"LET'S PROCEED…" Star glared at the male hosts who were all half-sank into the papers.
"It's ShadowAbsol13. She ships Groudon and Kyogre together as much as Kiya does so you know what it means," Luke said when he randomly picked one paper. The mentioned legendaries had a nauseous and fearful look on their face while Rayquaza was hiding his giggles.
"She wants Kyogre to kiss Groudon…" and the deities of Land and Sea fainted.
"Come on! Just get on with it before we summon Tommy's family!" Kiya shouted in annoyance.
"OR MAKE ME START ANOTHER PAINTBALL WAR!" Star cocked her gun.
"Just get on with it, you giant mutant sea slug," Groudon grouchily said while Kyogre rolled her eyes. She then leaned near the red dinosaur and kissed him. Their lips met and remained for some time…
"What just happened?" Kiya looked away and stared at her cousin dumbfounded.
"I-I don't… know…" Codex was the one who answered.
After a few moments, they back away in red faces and yes, Groudon's face is redder than ever, like Dialga's "Most Intense Blush of the Ages".
"My place or yours?" he whispered while Kyogre giggled sheepishly.
"Don't ask me when we're at the Hall of Origin…"
"On… With… The… Dares…" Kiya's still shocked. Star nodded and pointed a gun and a Pokeball at the male hosts.
"This is another wave of requests from Lunarium Prince," Codex picked up a card and observed those around him.
"Ah yes. It's Prince. Go on,"
"Oh… So we're back with Ghetsis again,"
"Ehehehehe…" Kyurem chuckled and burped out a black and red monocle thingy and a small scepter with Team Plasma's logo imprinted on it.
"Did you know that Ghetsis' Hydreigon knows Frustation? Yes, considering how it's quite impossible not to gain happiness with a trainer, that Ghetsis managed to make his Pokemon hate him SOOOO much that Frustration's power is maxed out, right at 102 base!" Codex finished and snapped his fingers.
"LE GASP!" everyone exclaimed.
"IMPOSSIBLE!" even Arceus-sama didn't believe it.
"Well, that's nice and useful information but I believe Hydreigon can't use it anymore," Giratina explained and took a little blue dragon-like head from her mouth and tossed it away.
"So… Kiya?" Codex floated out of the pit and almost succeeded in poking her shoulder until she looked over her shoulder and said in a low italicized evil voice,
"Don't you dare touch my shoulder…" and everyone, I mean totally everyone including the Creation Family, backed away a few meters from her. She was radiating a red aura which matched her scarlet eyes.
"I had enough of this," she said in another voice which was downright creepy.
"WHAT'S WRONG AGAIN?" Star suddenly asked.
"Well, I just remembered I can't use 'The Consequences' anymore,"
"WHY?"
"Someone blew it up," when Kiya said this demonically, no one rejoiced even though this was the appropriate time. She sighed and walked away. She went to a dark corner and closed her eyes.
"OH NO… HER REAL FORM… WILL UNRAVEL!"
"Yeah. Whatever," Codex said and floated near the main female host.
"I'm gonna show Annabeth that I'm not a coward… and maybe…" he thought and smiled. He then poked her shoulder.
She opened her eyes and screamed a cry which sounded like Dialga and Palkia's anime cry mixed together. She looked at Codex and tossed him near Annabeth. She marched her way towards the center of the throne and breathed deeply.
Everyone was staring at her like she was a ghost and after a few seconds of silence, Kiya roared loudly and the aura completely surrounded her – only her silhouette can be seen. From a human silhouette, it grew to a 10 feet dragon-like figure. It opened its red eyes and the aura disappeared.
The dragon had Palkia's claws, Dialga's back legs, Dialga's diamond but was purple, standing on fours, Palkia's face with face protrusions and Dialga's neck with metal neck spikes, mostly had blue scales and glowing pink linings. It then stood on its two back feet and its height extended to 13 feet.
"Really? Do you have to describe me that much?" the dragon looked at the camera and asked me. No? You asked for it.
Everyone still stared at the dragon.
"Kiya? Is that you?" Dialga-in-Palkia's-male-body asked and flew near the dragon.
"Why yes. I am Kiya, Dad. This is my real form. I started as a human here because I didn't want to consume any more space here. Now that Codex's dare would be executed, there will be more space for me," the dragon, who's really Kiya, said and hugged her father.
Codex dusted himself and took Annabeth in his arms.
"HEY!" Annabeth exclaimed.
"DON'T TOUCH HER!" Ike followed and gripped Codex.
"Relax, Ike. Don't try to kill Codex even if he likes Annabeth,"
"I DO NOT!" Codex blushed while Annabeth seemed to giggle.
"AUNTIE, COULD YOU PLEASE SEND US TO THE UNOVA LEAGUE?" Star looked at Dialga-in-Palkia's-male-body. I hope this dare would end soon. Saying "Dialga-in-Palkia's-male-body" and "Palkia-in-Dialga's-female-body" is hard.
"Huh? Auntie? Really?"
"OH, YEAH. YOU'RE ACTUALLY DIALGA, THE AWESOME TIME PONY OF ALL AGES. SORRY, UNCLE,"
Dialga-in-Palkia's-male-body snickered and said,
"You know, I'm not the Time Pony right now. She is," he pointed at Palkia-in-Dialga's-female-body. She widened her eyes in surprise.
"No she isn't. You was, are and will always be the 'Awesome Time Pony of All Ages', Daddy" the Time and Space dragon said.
"Can we just proceed to the league?" Codex changed into a more human form with Annabeth still in his arms. Kiya, now in her real draconic form, nodded and used her Spatial powers to teleport them instantly in the Unova league stadium but no one was there except them.
"Hi Kiya! Oh…" another booming voice echoed through the Unova stage while everyone tried to hide behind the Time-Space dragon. Kiya facepalmed and said,
"First, hi there too Codex the maker. Second, I'm Alm- I MEAN Kiya. This is already my true form as an offspring of Time and Space,"
"Oh. So… Codex! I want you to fight Ash!"
"All right. Wait, WHAT?!" Codex stroked Annabeth's fur and looked at the sky incredulously.
As if on another sick cue, Ash and his Pokemon appeared in the stadium. He looked around and shouted to no one.
"WHAT? I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IN -censor new region name- ! WHY AM I BACK HERE?!" and he saw all the legendaries again.
"Uhhh… Star?"
"ON IT," she pointed a paintball gun at Ash while he freaked out like a girl.
"Not that!"
"SORRY," she then fired the gun and knocked him out while eyeing her cousin's facepalm. She laughed and revived the trainer.
Ash opened his eyes and saw rows of "humans" cheering him in the league. These "humans" are actually the legendaries but in Ash's sight, they're humans.
"Good. Now then, Co-"
"BATTLE HIM NOOOOOOOOW!"
Codex jumped out of his seat and went on the stadium. Apparently, Kiya doesn't like describing battle thingies so… yeah.
After six rounds of fiery Pokemon battles, one stood in victory.
"THAT'S ME!" Victini shouted randomly.
Codex won (after Kyurem devoured all of Ash's Pokemon) fairly.
"It's actually kinda boring already. I'd randomly give requests from other people now. Do these. ShadowAbsol13 wants every legendary to dance the Caramepid Shuffle, StarMaster7 wants-"
"What's the Caramepid Shuffle?" Mew raised her paw with a cute voice.
"Well, funny you interrupted me. The Caramepid Shuffle is the Caramelldansen and Cupid Shuffle mixed together. Now then, StarMaster7-"
"Got it covered," Luke shrugged and summoned two boom-boxes and played the said songs, one each on either device. The legendaries sighed and the females danced the Caramelldansen and the males for the Cupid Shuffle.
"KIYA, YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY THAT," Star touched Kiya's claw and returned Dialga and Palkia's souls to their rightful gendered bodies.
"NOW THE TIME PONY WILL REIGN! WAHAHAHAHA!" the human female host floated on Dialga's back.
"Oh great mother of cheesecakes, no" Dialga muttered.
"RUN, MY TIME PONY! RUUUUUN!" and he started running around like how Cobalion did previously. A sadistic idea suddenly popped in her head. She summoned her paintball gun and started aiming at certain legendaries.
BANG!
"ONE," she shot Mewtwo.
BANG!
"TWO," Registeel.
BANG! BANG!
"THREE AND FOUR… HEHEHE," Regice and Regirock.
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Kiya, Luke, and Ike were just watching at Star riding on the Temporal Lord while shooting the legendaries one by one.
"Well, let's wrap this up, canines…" Kiya yawned.
"All right. So in Alm-" Ike's sentence was cut.
"DON'T. YOU. DARE."
"In Kiya's country, school starts tomorrow morning so she won't be able to write another chapter for the next 10 months probably," Luke contined.
"Heh. Not really 10 months…"
"And our session ends here,"
"Bye now!" everyone bid farewell even though they fainted, were dancing, getting shot, riding a Time Pony and shooting every legendary maniacally, being rode by his niece, and many more.
But little did the legendaries know that the main host had returned to her human form and went through a portal to the Real World to study stuff.
So yeah… Sadly, I ain't gonna write more chaps now but I would update soon. Very soon. Just keep your giving of requests constant. There's not much to say now but Happy Daring! :)
Oh and one more thing, you could at least read this story entitled "What Happens When" by my 'cousin', StarMaster7. It's quite similar to this story. That would be nice for me. ;)