A pair of scarlet eyes opened in the midst of darkness. It glowed amongst its blank womb and pierced light. With a bright pink slash of light, everything went blurry. Light is everywhere. A step echoed around the place. The being was alone. With a sigh, she took a particular flute out of her pocket and placed her gentle fingers on it. A faint but vivid sound vibrated through the air. It was pleasurable.
The being was wearing a dark blue cloak with a pink and grey undershirt. Her black gloves did not occupy her whole hands. Her magenta hair was tied up in a ponytail in such a way that it only reached her neck. Her greyish black pants extended until a few centimeters away from her feet which were covered by blue shoes bounded by steel protrusions encrusted with diamonds. The lavender colored jewel that rested on her chest glowed intensely along with the pink and blue lines that ran around her body, seeming as they were dancing at the rhythm of the flute's music.
She then placed the instrument back in her pocket and pouted.
"Cut that serious narration, Narrator. It isn't funny," she looked at nowhere. Well, it's kinda nice to me to welcome you back in a formal way…
"Just please don't do that again," she face-palmed. At a twitch of a second, every legendary showed up once more in the Hall of Origin.
"That music… I know it anywhere…" Arceus was intently searching for the source of the music.
"Arceus-sama, you know she's back," Azelf poked him.
"Kiya? I NEVER KNEW YOU'D COME BACK! I MISS YOU SO MUCH!" Palkia immediately unfolded her wings and rushed towards her child. Dialga then followed suit. Kiya smiled at the warm welcome her parents gave her.
"Welcome back, my daughter," the Master of Time actually stopped breathing for a second when he caught the sight of his child.
"Thank you, guys. I miss you too,"
"Well I didn't miss you. I thought you were dead alrea- OUCH!" Mewtwo gasped at Deoxys' sudden rage slap.
"You don't know what Kiya would do to you when you'd say that…"
"WELCOME BACK, KIYA!" everyone in the Hall greeted her with several tones like happily or sarcastically.
"Once again, thank you. I missed you all! I finally got the time to return here for fun. I thank the national holiday for this. I finally got rested up too from the 'sleepless nights' I had. Anyway, ONWARD WITH THE REQUESTS!" Kiya clapped her hands twice.
"Still the same, isn't she?" Groudon remarked.
"Oh and Mewtwo, I heard what you've said. For that I'll punish you. I'LL PLACE YOUR BUTT ON YOUR HEAD!"
"Wait, WHAT? I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WR-" Mewtwo wasn't able to finish his sentence again when Kiya did what she had said.
When the smoke vanished, Mewtwo rubbed his eyes to see his discolored paws and body. He then placed his paws where his butt should have been then placed the paws on his head.
"OHMYARCEUS! NOOOOOOOOOO!" he ran in fear and embarrassment and jumped from the Hall of Origin.
"I tried to warn him," Deoxys shrugged.
"Don't worry. He'll take care of himself. All right. Shall we all start?" Kiya asked while eyeing some legendary heads nodding. By some, I mean one - Mew.
"I'll take that as a yes,"
"Hey aren't you forgetting something? Where are your co-hosts?" Mew asked.
"MEW!" every legendary shouted at her.
"Oh yeah. Why the heck would I forget them?" With a snap of her fingers, one being appeared in the Hall.
"Welcome back, Star," Kiya greeted her. Star widened her eyes and stared at her cousin for about 5 seconds before realization hit her.
"KIYAAAAAAAAAAAA!" she shouted and glomped her.
"Star… Please… I… CAN'T… BREATHE!"
"Now you feel me," Giratina smiled.
"Anyway, Star. I would like to take this opportunity for you to summon the males. Do your style," Kiya stated while Star nodded with an evil grin. Her eyes glowed with a blue color. Soon, three other beings appeared in the Hall.
"Huh?"
"Yar!"
"Why are we here?"
Three random high-pitched voices in a slightly jibberish manner rang throughout Kiya's Hall. Kiya had the sudden urge flaming in her telling her to hug the green soldier bear.
"Fl-Flip-py?" she stuttered in disbelief. The owner of the mentioned name looked at her. He was indeed green and looked like a soldier bear with a rank of a sergeant. He looked in curiosity at Kiya. The other two beings with him looked at her too. One of them looked like a blue sea otter wearing a pirate costume while the other looked like an orange carpenter beaver without hands.
"How did you know my name?" Flippy asked.
"Kiya? I didn't summon them,"
"I know. I did," she took Flippy in her hands.
"Are they Pokemon? They don't look like us. That beaver doesn't look like a Bidoof and that otter doesn't look like an Oshawott either… And is that a shiny Teddiursa?" Moltres asked.
"No, no, and no. Handy, Russell, Flippy, I know this place may not look like Happy Tree Town because it really isn't Happy Tree Town. It's my Hall of Origin. Don't worry, you won't die here," Kiya explained to the unexpectedly invited Happy Tree Friends. They sighed in unison.
"Go on Star. Get to it. I have my own business," Kiya hugged Flippy gently as she was aware that he's a ticking time bomb murderer.
"Uh ok…" Star's eyes glowed again as three new beings again appeared in the Hall. One was a Lucario, the other was a Darkrai-human, and the last was an oddly colored Zoroark holding a Zorua.
"WHO? WHAT? WHERE? WHY? HOW?" Ike suddenly woke up making Annabeth jolt unto Codex's arms. Luke shrugged and welcomed every host.
"That's very nice of you Luke," Star smiled and took a paintball gun out from her portal and pointed it towards the Lucario.
"I never forgot what you did to me," she hissed as Luke sweatdropped.
"Where are the requests?" Codex said in a deep dark voice that made everyone shiver.
"Yeah. Yeah, Codex. We'll get there," Ike sighed afterwards.
"But I'm actually afraid that there are only few requests that remained here…" Kiya pouted but Handy tried to make her smile by his signature face.
"It's all right. Let's just get on with it. Guys?" Star beamed with a light smile. Everyone seems so cheery today.
"Will do!" Luke volunteered. He then dived into a pit of paper and found out that most of them were Ben's, the previous co-host.
"No no no. Tsk tsk tsk. Like what I've said, take this when you use our truths and dares," a strange voice spoke in Luke's head. He just shrugged in affirmation and got surprised as a bolt of blue lightning appeared and extended to Luke's paw making a trail of thunder follow. A letter settled at its crater. The two Tree Friends and Kiya looked as if energy has been drained out of them, Handy and Russell specifically.
"That sounded like a…" Flippy's smile faded. He slightly closed his eyes and started seeing planes, bombs, and repeated gunshots. He then fully opened those revealing menacing green eyes as he bared his pointed teeth.
"Hehehe… A new playground for me…" Fliqpy laughed in a deep demonic voice and took his bowie knife out of nowhere.
"Oh no. That's just great. RUN!" Kiya said.
"Uh how about no?" Ike said as Flippy targeted Heatran. Poor legendary.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NOT THE FACE! NO! NOT THE AAAAHHHH!"
"Anyway, Ben and his sister want Gary to SWIM in THE SUN for a while. Capitalized letters to emphasize the topic," Luke obviously ignored the gory scene Flippy was making. Kiya had a slightly disgusted but absolutely delighted face while watching the soldier bear slaughter the poor poor thing.
"Could he do Ash too?" Star asked Kiya.
"Of course!" the Space-Time child summoned Ash next to Fliqpy and… well you know what happened. It's too Rated T to explain it.
Luke looked at Gary and held out a Pokeball. One of Tommy's brothers was held in there. Gary stopped snuggling Alice and sighed exasperatedly. He flapped his wings and went to the sun. Maybe about a chapter and he'll come back.
"AND STAY THERE!" Arceus made a sudden outburst. After a few seconds, he came to realize that all the legendaries and Tree Friends were staring at him, even Fliqpy (as he was holding Ash's brai-… nevermind). He blushed and murmured a sorry.
"Hoho! I see somethingh devehlopeeng ahuh?" Cobalion spoke in a strange Italian accent.
Afterwards, a faint scream was heard from the sun as Arceus seemed to have smiled.
"Another thing that's written here is that… uhh… Regirock and Registeel are to try and put popsicle flavoring on Regice and try to lick her… like a popsicle… Well that's disturbing," Luke said with a (ಠ_ಠ) face.
Regirock and Registeel made beeping laughs and poured chocolate popsicle flavoring on Regice. They seemed to smile mischievously at each other and tried to lick her. That is, if they have tongues. They both grunted in dismay while Regice laughed. Fate of pervs.
"Hehehehe… That's what I feel when it comes to our date with Petunia… I can't just hold her!" Handy told Russell.
"Lastly, this question is for our dear Arceus-sama,"
"Oh no. Not Ben. No no no no no…" Arceus crossed his two front feet.
"How did it come to be that Parasect is CONTROLLED BY A GIANT MUSHROOM?"
"Oh well… It's better than I thought. I think zombies are nice so I thought its brain could be of less intelligence, that is the mushroom. And in my opinion, it's cool. Also to be serious, this world can't just be all cuddly and cute Pokemon right?" the Alpha explained briefly.
"Okay. That's fine and all but GUYS? I'M GONNA THROW UP NOW!" Annabeth, still in Codex's arms, demanded as she covered her eyes in disgust. Fliqpy has his next victim – Marcus. He's currently tearing him into pieces, literally, when Kiya made Giratina revive him.
"Oh man, this Hall looks so nice painted in red. Hey Fliqpy! Can I join you?" Giratina smiled evilly.
"Don't even think about it again, Tina," Arceus sighed when he remembered that catastrophic moment with Giratina.
"MY TURN!" Ike raised his paw towards Kiya.
"Yeah yeah. Whatever," she was too caught up with watching Fliqpy's massacre.
"Fine," Star crossed her arms.
"Registeel," Ike pointed at him while putting on a pair of black shades, "Get hit by Brine."
After what seemed a nanosecond, Registeel was laying on the ground unconscious along with Regirock. Fate of pervs II.
"All right! Now then, Celebi? Do you take eggs for Pokemon?" Ike shifted his mood immediately.
"Well, uhhh… Of course! I mean little Pokemon are hatched from them so since an egg contains a life form, yeah," the Time Traveller sheepishly smiled.
"Oh okay then. So Shaymin, just interested but what would you do if a mad goblin in a tree cutting suit starts chopping your forest?" Ike asked. Shaymin Sky tugged Shaymin Land.
"Well…" she rolled her eyes and smiled, "I gotta admit. It'll really make me angry to a point that I'd ask Miss Kiya to *bleeping* summon Alex Mercer, Deadpool, Flippy, Lammy, and Arceus-sama to *bleep* the *bleeping* *bleep*"
Everyone was staring at her incredulously because of her language. Nobody could have ever thought that she could use them. Fliqpy subconsciously dropped his blood-stained knife and stared with a gaping mouth like everyone else.
"Oookay?" Meloetta commented.
"I regret that I even asked that," Ike removed his glasses and revealed his wide eyes.
"So uhhh, Star? Could you do Lunarium Prince's requests for me?" Kiya asked with a sheepish laugh.
"Right. Anyway, CAPS LOCK ACTIVATE. FOR AZELF: 'You know... I was going to you do some... you would be embarrassed of...Of course, I don't have to now, because I found an AWESOME song! Live and Learn! I want you to go on the internet and search the song up! Prepare to ROCK OUT!' WELL THAT'S HIS FIRST REQUEST WE RANDOMLY PICKED UP,"
"Embarrassed?" Azelf asked out of curiosity.
Zekrom powered a DJ set thingy as Azelf burned the song into a CD after searching for it in the internet. After a few minutes of setting up…
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Things overthrew as the music started. Everyone stood up with bleeding ears, literal bleeding ears.
"Now I know how Lumpy feels…" Fliqpy stated with a deep and demonic voice.
"Yaar!" Russell affirmed as they all covered their bleeding ears.
"KEEP THE MUSIC DOWN!" Kiya shouted using Hyper Voice. It did lower down to the point that only Azelf can hear it in his mind. In fact, he can't hear anything else but that.
"ANOTHER ONE. FOR GENESECT: Why the *bleep* are you attacking a city with your red, Extremespeed leader?"
"I don't know? Am I even associated with that movie? Well maybe it's because that red extremespeed leader you're saying is oddly colored so as to conquer other territory, we choose him as our leader," the mechanical insect said.
"OKAY. THE CALL'S ON YOU AGAIN LUKE,"
"YES! Anyway…" Luke was almost gonna say a word when Codex shut his mouth.
"Luke, I want to tell you that Meloetta has a date tonight with Keldeo," Codex whispered.
"WHAT? REALLY?"
"You heard the Darkrai…" Annabeth commented and nodded. Luke's aura intensified and he massively punched the mentioned pony out of the Hall. He then reappeared using his water hoof thingies.
"WHY THE HECK DID YOU HIT ME?!"
"SHUT UP KELDEO!"
Everyone continued to watch the love rivals battle in the skies with Luke using his psychic powers and Keldeo using his hooves but Fliqpy was just *stab* *stab* *stab*.
An Aura Sphere here and a Water Gun there. Minutes passed and it seemed forever until Codex, still holding Annabeth, summoned the cloned 'The Consequences' and a fake Meloetta all tied up nearby. She, or in this case, it looked as if it was asking for Luke's help. Keldeo sensed that it was just a decoy so he didn't bother to interfere. Luke, even though he senses auras very well, immediately zoomed in to rescue her.
As he went closer, Codex ascended from his shadow to push him into the trap using Dark Pulse. He closed the portal to the world and giggled at the dog's whine.
"Pfffffft. WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA!" Codex laughed so hard as if it was his last.
"That was evil," Annabeth remarked.
"I say… That was awesome!" Fliqpy cheered.
"Best prank ever…" the Lunar Child said.
"Guys, we only have one more dare to spare now before my class starts so please get on with it," Kiya looked at her wristwatch.
"Okay, sooo…"
THUUNDEEEEEEER!
A bolt of blue lightning appeared once again on Star's hand. It had a note at the end saying "From your hated and dear enemy, Ben, and his Demonic sister who rules hell". Star's expression was something like 0_0.
"I have a way coooooler title than him and his 'Demonic' sister," Kiya's cousin smiled. The Cosmic Child gave Star a look that said 'Get on with it'.
"Okay. All right. Ben's asking this for all the legendaries,"
"Does it include us?" Kiya asked as Star shrugged.
"Probably. Anyways, 'how are you all related in that giant tree of confusing life?'"
"Well, who wants to answer that?" Ike asked as a bunch of eyes stared at Uxie.
"Hey hey. Don't look at me. I don't know anything about that," the Knowledge Being held his hands.
"I'll answer it," Handy volunteered.
"WHAT? YOU'RE NOT EVEN PART OF THI-" Kiya's sentence was cut by Handy.
"I know, my dear. It's best that you shouldn't know about my identity. Anywho, since Kiya is the daughter of Dialga and Palkia and Star is the daughter of who-knows-what is related to the Cosmic Duo in some far way. Arceus-sama did not just create these legendaries. He also created the first batch which was massacred by Giratina. It was possible that Star was the offspring of a certain ancient legendary. They also have another cousin, Eiji Mamuro, who is a human-like Blaziken. It is most probable that he is the son of a fire-type that bore resemblance with a Blaziken. In honor of that legendary, Arceus-sama told Mew to replicate a Pokemon that looks like that of Eiji's ancestors,"
Everyone was gaping mouths again especially for the two other Tree Friends. Because of this sudden relay of information from an inappropriate character, Flippy snapped out from his flipped-out state. Handy took out a book and put on a pair of glasses.
"All of the legendaries present here are all related in some way, Arceus being the Father of all since he created all of you. He treated you as his children and it is scientifically conceivable that it is true because his DNA is present in all of you but the strands are not so dominant. He implanted at least a single strand in each individual so that he would regard you all as his offspring. So technically, Codex is also Kiya and Star's cousin in a way," Handy finished and took off his glasses.
"I regret that I even made a crossover of Pokemon and Happy Tree Friends…" Kiya had a 0_0 expression too.
"I myself… uhhh… am mindblown," Uxie placed his hands on his head to ease the ache.
"I think all of us are," Giratina said.
A long silence followed until "The Consequences" began to have uproars. The world spat out Luke as he stood wearily in victory.
"WHO PUSHED ME IN… WITH… THAT… MELOETTA DOLL?!" the Lucario said each word with venom. Everyone pointed at Codex. He shakily kept his defensive stance behind Annabeth.
"COME HERE YOU LITTLE-"
"FLIPPY CLOSE YOUR EYES!" Kiya swooped in to grab the bloody good Flippy who was having a confused face ever since. Star followed and took Russell. Handy made his signature pout until Giratina, in human form, grabbed him.
"You're so cute, Handy… Do you have a human form?" she flirtatiously asked while Kyurem glared at the orange beaver.
"Well… yes I do… but please… I have a girlfriend," Handy waved his nubs in front of her. Kyurem turned into his human form too and snatched the little carpenter away from her.
"WHAT? I like smart guys… Besides, why are you so jealous? Just because I don't like being around you anymore,"
"Giratina…" he breathed out a cool wisp of air as Giratina seemed to enjoy inhaling it. She smiled and planted a playful peck on the Ice Dragon's cheek. This surprised the usually emotionless being and made him blush.
"I miss Flak-" Flippy sighed as he was cut off.
"DARE!" Luke shouted.
"WHAT?! I SAID WE ONLY HAD ONE MORE DARE TO SPARE!" Kiya shouted back.
"YEAH! WE HAVEN'T DONE ONE YET!"
"WE DID!"
"NO! THAT WAS JUST A TRUTH!"
"YES! WE DID! THAT COUNTS AS A DARE!"
"IT DOES NOT!"
"IT DOES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
BANG!
Star shot the Lucario on the head using her paintball pistol. Kiya high-fived with her.
"You're the best, cousin" the Cosmic Child then felt the green bear at her arms shake malevolently.
"I'm baaaaack!" Fliqpy jumped from her arms and tried chasing the 3 legendary birds. Shrieks were heard as an enormous amount of screams echoed through the Hall.
"This is worse than Tommy…" Codex stated while Annabeth nodded.
"Hey Annabeth, aren't you gonna go back to your real form yet? You've been on Codex's arms for quite some time now," Ike asked in an irritated voice.
"No… It's kinda nice here… Being in another Dark-type's arms that would protect you," she smiled and licked Codex's left arm lightly.
"Whatever," the Zoroark sighed.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Handy, do your thing," Kiya also sighed.
"What thing?"
"Just nothing," Star posed a maniacal grin and pointed her gun towards the little carpenter.
"No. Please. DON'T," Handy and Kiya both said. The magenta-haired hybrid pleaded which made Star sigh in acceptance.
"All right. Since you're my cousin, I'll let him pass. But…" Star pointed the gun towards Fliqpy's next victim – Genesect. She pulled the trigger and made the mechanical insect faint making him an easy prey for the sadistic bear.
"Thank you!" he maniacally grinned back at Star.
"You're welcome."
"So guys… I guess I'd be leaving now…" Kiya pressed the stop button of a recording device and secretly threw it into Star's dimension. In the midst of all these mayhem, the draconic being returned to the real world unnoticed once again.
"Oh wait. I FORGOT TO RETURN THE TREE FRIENDS BACK TO THEIR UNIVERSE! Oh well…" Kiya thought.
All right guys. Another chap from me. Ehehehe. I know it isn't that exciting unlike the previous ones but hey, at least I made another one, right? I'm so into HTF now that I watch each and every episode every day. So farewell again. NCAE tests are coming! Don't forget to send requests! Again, Happy Daring! :D
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