"Arceus-sama?"
"Yes, I know. We are gijinka-fied."
"What's gijinka-fied?"
"We have been turned into humans, little one."
"But how?"
"I have no idea."
"Who would even do that?"
"NOT ME!"
"Kindly shut your mouth, Gary! Anyway, skeptic little one, I also have no idea on that."
A man with crimson eyes and flowing silver hair with gold highlights sat lazily on his throne while conversing with a smaller deity whose hair was pale green with a much darker hue at the ends. They both wore robes of royalty that represent their powers.
"You may take your leave now Celebi."
With that, the young time traveler bowed from his master's throne and flew towards the older legendaries. Arceus sighed and monitored the deities. They were human, very human, like the mortals they were. Their features had no flaw, they were beautiful. Even the destructive, mayhem-loving, and fearful legendaries looked less dreadful. Their appendages – such as wings, claws, horns – had all dissolved in human features. Only their power allowed them to float and fight.
"My dear Arceus-sama, should I suggest a hypothesis?"
A man with dusty orange hair bowed before him. He panted after every two words implying that he had worked on a particular structure once again. He was Arceus' loyal advisor, Handy. He wasn't of this world. A certain force made him appear him along with his two companions, Flippy and Russell. They were the residents of the damned town of Happy Tree. They weren't deities themselves.
"I'd kindly decline that, thank you. I want to rest and I don't want to think much right now."
Arceus dismissed him. He sighed for umpteenth time placing a hand over his face. Handy nodded and bowed in respect then disappeared in the crowd of deities.
"Where is she?"
Just then, a speck of light conjured in front of the Alpha legendary. He was dazed upon the sudden appearance. It burned in splendor and he knew none of his legendaries could match this magnificence. He stood and admired it as the other divinities brought their attention to the extraordinary light. Their mouths hung slightly in awe.
After a moment of infatuation with the light, it expanded to a form of another human, specifically a woman. It formed her loveliness around the curves on her waist and her straight hair of light fell upon her shoulders to her back. The light soon faded revealing a humanlike form indeed but her beauty was of a different necessity. The Lord of Time and the Lady of Space seemed to recognize the being. Her crimson eyes opened with unexplainable annoyance as it looked passed…
The camera.
"WHAT IN THE NAME OF GAIA ARE YOU DOING NARRATOR?!"
*sigh* Not again.
"HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT YOU SHOULD NOT NARRATE IN A FORMAL WAY?!"
*sigh*
The immortal beings around her bore shocked looks from the sudden outburst of the maiden.
"DON'T YOU DARE SIGH AND FORGET OUR CONVERSATION!"
"KIYA, MY DAUGHTER!"
Oh thank Palkia for saving me.
She lunged herself to the lady shouting at me and gave a bone-crushing hug to her. The damsel stuck her tongue out to the camera and hugged her mother back.
"I missed you, love" the Mistress of Space delicately stroke the magenta hair of the younger goddess with one hand and the other wrapped around her wrist.
"I missed you too, Mother, but I'm in a middle of bickering. Can't you see?" Kiya smiled sheepishly as her mother cupped her cheek.
"So where are your companions?" the Lord of Time stepped up to his two loved deities. His daughter's smile faded away and looked at him with a questioned face. She once more smiled softly and broke away from her mother's hold. She wrapped her arms around her father's neck.
"I'm giving them a vacation again. And it so seems our long track of broken communication has worn-out… Anyway, I have new companions for this chapter. They are not of other Fanfiction authors but they are of Greek poets'," she brushed her lips against Dialga's cheek. She pulled away and continued.
"All right. Enough of the formal language. It's boring me. So first of all, I would like to inform all of you that you have been turned into human figures so-"
"YEAH IT'S LIKE WE HAVEN'T NOTICED THAT!" Mewtwo shouted. She closed her eyes and somehow twitched in anger.
"As I was saying, -SHUTTHEHECKMEWTWOIHATEITWHENYOUDOTHAT!I'LLDUMPYOUINTOTARTARUS!- It was I who turned you into humans because I want to see you all in full splendor. I don't care whether you like it or not. I also don't care if it's stupid or not."
"It's stupid. VERY STUPID," Mewtwo crossed his arms. Deoxys slapped him once again.
Her lips curved into a deeper frown when she saw Mew raising her hand.
"Yes?"
"What's Tartarus? Is it candy?"
Mew innocently asked while Flippy and Handy exchanged looks.
"I'm not sure if Nutty has consumed her soul or she and he are actually siblings," Handy whispered and Flippy nodded.
Kiya covered her face with her palms and rubbed her face briskly. She sighed deeply and continued,
"Let's just say that Tartarus is a place wilder than your thoughts and experiences in 'The Consequences'. Anyway, I'm temporarily done with my deadly school works so I got bored and came here again!" she raised her gloved fist earning series of mixed cheers and groans.
"Now then… OPEN THE PIT OF REQUESTS!"
In an instant a portion of the Hall of Origin opened revealing a pool of papers and letters. She glided to the pit and the legendaries stared at her. Flippy clutched her shoulder. She looked at him with her questioned face then smiled. He took her hand and kissed it.
"May I do the favor of getting the requests for you, my maiden?" she blushed and smiled.
"Oh no, dear Flippy. That reminds me. My companions will be here," she winked and wrapped her arms on his neck and brought her lips to meet his.
"You do know I have a girlfriend, Kiya," he smiled.
"I know," she seductively hissed. She pulled away and slapped herself four times. Left. Right. Left. Right.
"Great mother of cheesecakes… what on Gaia did I just do?"
A playful and mischievous chuckle resonated amongst the Hall. A female then appeared just beside her smiling entrancingly. Kiya jumped in surprise.
"Lady Aphrodite?! What are you doing here?! You can't just appear here now! It's not your cue yet!" the lady pinched Kiya's cheek.
"My dear Kiya, I just want to have fun right here and right now!"
Stares shot from every corner. The woman too was of another world. Again. She had blonde hair that slightly waved upon her back and blue ocean eyes that bore cheer. Kiya brought about another disorder-crossover, that is, Greek Mythology. The Space-Time child sighed.
"Guys, this is Aphrodite. She is the goddess of love, beauty, and se… procreation. She is here to help me with the dares and such,"
Stares continued to shoot.
"Goddess?"
"Love?"
"Beauty?"
"Is she a new legendary too?"
Kiya once again rubbed her palms against her face.
"No. She's not a legendary. She's of another world, can't you see? This is why I hate crossovers," she explained.
"Why, my dear granddaughter, do you keep bringing characters of different worlds?" Arceus inquired.
"People have their addictions," she simply stated.
"So Kiya… did you like the kiss?" Aphrodite asked while her companion blushed.
"NO! I HATE YOU APRHODITE! I WAS SAVING THAT FOR SOMEONE SPECIAL!"
"Oh sorry. Ummm… aren't we moving on with the dares?"
"Yes, yes. We'll get there. Though sadly we won't be able to do a lot of dares in this chapter. I'm kind of busy and I'm running out of ideas for scenarios so technically… I'll be ending this story in this chapter," the magenta-haired female bowed her head in dismay earning more cheers than groans.
"I won't let that happen," Aphrodite said.
"Won't let what happen?" Kiya's eyes glinted in hope.
"I won't let this story end…" the blonde goddess paused for a dramatic effect as the magenta-haired lady next to her beamed joyously.
"With a short chapter," Kiya's mouth went agape and brought her lips to a frown but she then accepted the fact this story shall end. Hints of doubt wrote on her face.
"How?"
"Somebody sent a lot of requests, did he not? And we can take even a bit from some lucky reviewers," the playful immortal giggled.
"All right. Whatever. Let's just start already," just then, the goddess of love gracefully leapt to the pit and grabbed loads of letters gracefully. She gracefully swam back to where Kiya was and laid the letters on the floor gracefully.
"Well that was…"
"Graceful?"
"Yes." Kiya stared at Aphrodite.
"Gracefully,"
"ENOUGH WITH BEING GRACEFUL, APHRODITE!"
"First dare is for Mewtwo, that handsome feline who has fallen in love with a wonderful woman known as Deoxys? All right. It's from Lunarium Prince, dear"
Mewtwo blushed at the goddess' compliment. He forgot who or why or what he was supposed to do at the moment because of that. Kiya snatched the letter and cleared her throat. She read with full expression,
"ZOOMAHGAWD, CHUGOTAMEAGAFORM! YOU GET AN INCREASE IN STATS, WISH MEAN DAT IF CHU GET 40+ IN YO STATS, YO'RE STRONGER THAN ARCEUS! HOW DOES DAT MAKE YA FEEL?! Also, let's see your Mega Form so everyone can bask in its glory."
The pale purple-haired psychic blushed deeper while Arceus wore a poker face.
"This is the best day of my life. People start to appreciate me! I feel totally AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME!"
The italic words resonated upon the walls of the Hall. He floated above everyone and proudly conjured a Mega Stone. The gem brought about another light and it enveloped him though it wasn't like Kiya's. After it faded, it unraveled a new Mewtwo. His deep violet eyes turned into a light scarlet. His dark purple hair changed into silver while turning lavender at the ends. His robe was less of purple and more elegant white. Deoxys watched him and squealed in delight.
"IN YO FACE, ARCIE! I'M BETTER THAN YOU!" he laughed.
"Next dare. This is sickening me," Kiya growled. Aphrodite smiled and picked up another letter. As she extended her hand to the pile, another hand touched her. She looked only to see…
"ARES!" she jumped to his arms and squealed in happiness. He gazed at her light sapphire eyes of joy with his bright crimson eyes. He leaned closer to her face and opened his lips for hers but then Kiya rolled her eyes and tapped the new person's (or in this case, immortal's) shoulder halting their lovey-dovey actions.
"Ummm… Ares? Aphrodite? We're in a middle of a game here," she pointed out.
He grunted in reply and pushed Aphrodite. Kiya stepped near him and scanned his appearance. He was wearing golden armor and had somehow tossed his helmet onto the floor below the throne stage.
"All right everybody. This here is also one of my companions, Ares. He is the bloodthirsty god of war," Ares stared at her in disbelief.
"That's all? No glorious god of victory over war? Or the erratic son of the King of Olympus? Or passionate lover of the fairest Aphrodite?" he frowned.
"No." the draconic female answered and glared at him.
"War?" Flippy tensed and his emerald eyes begin to change into a disturbing bright green.
"Oh no. NOT AGAIN! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Heatran began to run away but somehow Flippy was able to set a trap ahead of him then…
You know what happened.
"COOL! THAT MORTAL IS COOL!" Ares shrieked at the sight of gore.
"Well, technically, he's not a mortal. He can die though he can live the next day only to experience yet another death," Kiya explained.
"Cool… Still cool, man… Still cool," he glued his eyes on the rather disturbing slaughter.
Aphrodite giggled again then dived into the pit graceful-
"Narrator, enough of the GRACEFULNESS. I know Aphrodite is graceful and all but it's annoying," Kiya glared at the camera.
"They don't call me the mistress of the Graces for nothing, you know," Aphrodite remarked as Kiya rolled her eyes. She got back to her place and read the letter.
"It's from a reader… A faithful reader, I should say. I can just tell it," she smiled while Kiya threw a look that said whatever-just-get-on-with-it-slut.
"From Pokemon Storyteller… Oooh, it has two dares in one letter. I LOVE IT!"
"JUST GET ON WITH IT YOU BITC-" Ares suddenly placed his armored hand on Kiya's mouth.
"You shall not call her that. She is a goddess to be respected. Besides, this is story is Rated K+ and you vowed to never make a foul or cursing word pass your lips," he told her. The Space-Time child pushed his hand away and groaned.
"First of all, my fellow immortal, she is truly a bi… a whore because she has a husband yet she still sleeps with you and has children with you and with the same case for other gods and mortals. Second of all, I know it's Rated K+ but THAT WAS MY LINE!" she spat. Aphrodite fake coughed to end the commotion between her lover and her hater.
"So… I should start now, shouldn't I?"
"FUDGE THIS!" Kiya stormed outside the Hall.
"Well that was unexpected," Lugia snorted.
"What's up with her?" Zekrom inquired.
"I dunno. Maybe a dysmenorrhea or something," Reshiram shrugged. The Creation Trio and their master had the urge to follow the draconic girl but decided it was useless especially with Reshiram's remark. The goddess of love stared at the doors of the Hall for a moment before reluctantly speaking again.
"Shall we start without her?" nods and responses of affirmation filed so she spoke again,
"For Regice- Freeze any three legendaries you love and for Deoxys- Do you like anyone?" she smiled and squealed because Love was in the question.
Regice seemed indifferent (we can now read her expressions because as a human, they are now comprehendible) and shrugged. She went near her two idiot comrades and froze them immediately.
"I love these two. Even though they make my menstrual blood boil, I still love them as brothers or something," she sighed out a wisp of cold air. Her chilly golden eyes scanned Regirock's ice statue then to Registeel's. She lightly blew on his face and cupped his frozen cheeks. She leaned forward to kiss the almost lifeless lips. She then placed one finger on her lips in a manner that says shhh-this-is-our-little-secret.
For the last legendary, she went over the tallest legendary. She floated so she hovered over him. After a matter of seconds of nonchalance and confusion…
FFFFFRZZZZZZZZZ!
Stares shot once again from every corner.
"You love Rayquaza?" Groudon asked with wide eyes. Regice shrugged.
"I randomly picked him…"
"Oh yeah? Eros, my son! You know what to do!" Aphrodite called but everyone stared at her.
"WHO THE DISTORTION WORLD IS EROS?!" Gary asked loudly.
Suddenly in a flash of light, a guy wearing a white robe and wings holding a bow and arrow swooped down to her.
"Who is this? Cupid?" Zapdos snorted and several legendaries chuckled at the retort. The goddess smiled.
"Apparently, yes. In Roman words, that case. This is my son, Eros, the embodiment of Love itself," Aphrodite introduced him while he gave a bow. She nodded to him as he reciprocated his mother's action. He aimed his bow at Regice and fired it. POOF! Direct hit.
"Regice?" Rayquaza called rather seductively. An arrow can be seen sticking out from his butt.
"Oh Arceus, no." she floated away and cloaked herself in an invisibility veil.
"Hahaha! Good aiming, my son!" she high-fived with him. With that, he disappeared into thin air. Who cares where Arceus-knows-where-he-went.
"Ummm… Not really. I actually have no idea," Arceus whispered.
"You always don't have any idea anyway," Giratina scoffed.
"So… how about Deoxys?" Ares asked.
"Well, as you two don't know, I AM MEWTWO'S WIFE! DANGIT! SOME READERS JUST DON'T LIKE READING OUR ROMANTIC PARTS, THAT'S IT!" Deoxys stomped so hard that 99.999999% of the Hall's floor broke.
"Oh. Well. Ummm…" Aphrodite looked at the ground she was standing… or floating on. Every being present in the Hall was floating because the Hall's ground seemed to break completely if they laid a single feather on it.
"Next dare?" Ares floated near her and clutched her shoulders. Her wide-eyed face softened as she smiled and nodded to him.
Just then, Kiya came back sending the huge doors of the Hall flying to the massive walls.
"Just a little more, this place will be vanished…" Arceus sighed in exasperation.
"I love this place," Ares remarked.
Just then also, another Kiya burst in beside the first Kiya. The two Space-Time children looked at each other and smiled.
"Hello there, fellow immortals," the second Kiya greeted.
"Name it. Is this an illusion of a Zoroark or Zorua, or are we drunk or something?" Darkrai took a bet with his duck-mate. The first Kiya cleared her throat and introduced yet another companion of hers.
"Guys, this is Athena, the awesome goddess of wisdom and warfare, one of the faithful virgin goddesses, patron of Athens, precious daughter of Zeus, and the fairest goddess I have ever laid my eyes on," the first smiled.
"WHAT?! SHE'S HERE TOO?!" Ares and Aphrodite screamed.
"Why yes, my adulterous siblings. I am here to help this kind being in her work," the second Kiya smiled.
"Then why the Tartarus are you in Kiya's form?" the love goddess asked.
"Confusion is quite an amusing emotion,"
The two deities of Olympus stared at her incredulously. After a moment, she giggled and transformed to her real form. She wore a white tunic, a golden helmet, and yielded a spear and a shield with a weird image of a woman with snake for hair. Her eyes were two orbs of silver gray and her dark brown hair flowed just below her shoulders.
"Kiya, WHY THE UNDERWORLD DID YOU INTRODUCE THAT UPTIGHT WHORE IN THE MOST GLORIOUS WAY POSSIBLE?! AND HER?! THE FAIREST?!" Aphrodite screamed at the top of her lungs.
"Yes, yes she is the most glorious and the fairest goddess ever,"
"True. This Lady Athena is more beautiful than you Aphrodite," the Pokemon embodiment of Truth, Reshiram, stated.
"DEAR THANATOS NO!"
Meanwhile in the Greek underworld,
"Thanatos? You look… indifferent," Hades observed.
"Really, my lord? Hmmm… I just suddenly had the itch to take Aphrodite's life down here. I don't know why though," the Greek embodiment of Death shrugged.
Back in the Hall of Origin,
"BLOODY… MURDER…" she muttered between her pants of anger. Ares clutched her shoulders and tried to calm her down.
TRIED TO.
"FUDGE THIS ARES! AAAAAAHHHHH!" she launched herself towards Athena while the latter used her shield to block the ticked female. She punched and kicked the shield but Athena's strength was able to get the best of her. It seemed she held the shield without effort.
"Hi Athena," Ares growled. The goddess turned to him with emotionless eyes. The war god gave her a glare that could make mortals and humans bow down in fear but then again… Athena isn't a mortal.
She smiled at him and suddenly, a blue lightning bolt struck Athena's hand.
"A message?" she tilted her head.
"No, dimwit. It's a dare," Ares narrowed his eyes from her ignorance.
"Really? I thought it was from Father,"
"Ugh. Just read it already,"
"It's from modelucho-"
"Dearest goddess, I believe you should read the last part," Kiya politely cut her sentence.
"Uh okay. It's 'From your hated and dear enemy, ben, and his Demonic sister who rules hell'…" her brow raised while a certain evil laugh resonated in the near-diminished Hall.
"Hell? Hades and Persephone are the rulers of it, right?" the goddess of wisdom asked as Kiya's response was a nod.
"Yes but this is a different world, dear Lady Athene,"
"Hmmm… Interesting. Anyway, they say that they 'dare Dialga and Palkia to screw up the time space continuum so that pokemon became the ones who shove trainers in balls!'. Very interesting," she put her hand on her chin.
Kiya looked at her parents as they gave her a reassuring look followed by a mischievous smile to each other.
"AHAHAHA! FINALLY! A NEW ERA FOR POKEMON TO RULE OVER HUMANS!" Dialga shouted on pumped his fist into the air.
They both snapped their fingers and winked at each other.
Meanwhile at the Real World,
a bright light omitted and engulfed everything and everyone. After the light faded, nothing much changed. Except for the Charizard who sent out Ash from his Pokeball and a Blastoise sent out a Gary.
"ROAR! ROAR! GRRR!" Charizard commanded his human. Ash nodded and remarked a yes before running towards Gary. "Run towards him and give him a quick jab!"
"GRRR! BLAST!"Blastoise told his human. "Dodge him and immediately use a roundhouse kick to pin him down!"
Gary also ran towards Ash and dodged his jab and gave the latter a roundhouse kick. Ash fell onto the ground as Gary kneeled on him. He brought his fists to his face rapidly bruising the boy's face.
Charizard stood warily while Blastoise mock-laughed at him.
"Blast Blast Blastoise. Blastoise Blast!" he jeered at him. "Hehehehe! You will never win with your pathetic ways, Charizard. You will never win against me,"
Charizard hung his head in dismay and looked hopelessly at his human who was currently having severe injuries from Gary's punches.
Blastoise held up his massive paw. "Blastoise,"
"Pathetic,"
Gary stopped and looked at his trainer. They both nodded at each other as Blastoise sent Gary back to the Pokeball. He walked away with a prideful smirk on his face leaving a saddened Charizard with his fainted human.
"Grrrrr. Grrr. Grrr." he growled and announced. "Pathetic? I'll show you pathetic. Your ways are more pathetic than mine. You never think of your human's capabilities. You just train him without knowing his desires. You will never develop a bond,"
He returned his human and went to the Human Center in the midst of the rain.
"That was awesome. Purely awesome," a figure commented.
"EH?" Kiya shrieked.
A pair of electric blue eyes appeared in the shadows of the Hall even though it's 99.999999% broken.
"Heh. Only you can make her shriek, no?" turquoise eyes also glowed.
"I think not!" pairs of eyes appeared alongside each other.
"Are we a little late, hm?" scarlet jackal-like eyes rolled.
Kiya's eyes blinked repeatedly and quivered in fear as she hid behind her grandfather.
"Huh? Why are you hiding behind Arceus-sama?" Celebi inquired.
"I'm scared of ghosts," Kiya retorted while every head turned to look at the Space-Time child especially the ghost-types... well, Giratina only.
The figures floated out of the darkened corner only to reveal…
"STAR! IKE! CODEX! ANNABETH! LUKE!" she gathered everyone with her power and hugged them with a bone-crushing grip. Tears unusually poured from her crimson eyes.
"I… missed… you… all…" she smiled sweetly with sniffles in between.
They all smiled at her and hugged her back. They separated and floated to the topmost part. Kiya looked at Star and hugged her once more and this time, she did not pull away from her.
"Star…"
Her cousin smiled and patted her head. She stared into her tear-filled crimson eyes with cheer.
"No. Please. NOT YURI!" Mew shielded her eyes.
"Heck no. It's not what you think!" Kiya pulled away and opened the gate to Tartarus and brought the little feline to its threshold. She then flung the little feline girl into the condemned realm.
"There. Much better,"
"BRUTALLY AWESOME!" Ares randomly commented.
"Oh? Who are those?" Annabeth asked.
"Those are Greek mythology deities, namely, Aphrodite, Ares, and the Pallas Athena," Star answered.
"Why does she always have the awesome title?" the love goddess asked, irritated. The tactical goddess just smiled and shrugged.
"All right then, requests ahoy!" Kiya smiled too.
"I'm not doing it," Aphrodite pouted.
"Yeah. Does this face look like I care? Wait, let me rephrase that. Do these faces look like we care?" Kiya pointed out as the goddess tried to ignore the remark.
"I'll get them," Luke first glared at Keldeo and jumped into the pit of paper.
"A pit of paper? Really?" Athena questioned.
"Have you not noticed that before, owl eyes?" Ares snorted.
"Of course, I did. I just didn't want to interrupt Kiya here, you blasted spawn of a boar," the goddess countered.
"Oh yeah? Well, I'll tell you what. You're already interrupting the flow of the story, dear intelligent, wise, brave, and loyal daughter of Zeus," the war god mocked with sarcasm in a sing song way.
Athena gritted her teeth and tried to contain her anger which was welling up hours ago. She clenched her fists and closed her eyes tightly.
"What? Don't you have any more names for me, huh, gorgon?" he smiled mischievously which earned him a totally unexpected-
SMACK! THUMP! KICK! POW! SSSHIING! THUD!
"Um, forgive me dear advisor but I believe you should go along with your comrades back to Happy Tree," Kiya shielded the good Flippy who surprisingly got sober after 5 minutes only. New record. The three nodded sadly and before disappearing in thin air,
"WAIT! I DON'T WANT TO DIE ANYM-" Russell surprisingly talked properly before disappearing which earned a lot of stares.
"Goodnight, brother," Athena sent her spear back in her chambers in Olympus and bent down to kiss her half-brother on the cheek while Aphrodite was eyeing her. Wait. Let me correct that. While Aphrodite was death-glaring at her as if she was throwing quadrillions of daggers at her.
"Okaaaay? What's up with them?" Ike took off his unnoticeable glasses with a raised eyebrow.
"You shouldn't care…" Aphrodite slowly and creepily turned her head 360 degrees to meet Ike's turquoise eyes while Codex and Annabeth fainted.
"Uuuuh, Luke?" Kiya turned to the Lucario with twitching eyes.
"Yeah. I'm on with it!" he gulped.
"These are from TwiPond. One truth for Celebi," the male fairy human facepalmed, "and one dare for…" Luke paused and squinted at the paper.
"All of us," everyone dramatically gasped.
"LE GASP!" the female cousins exclaimed.
"First, Aphrodite. Now this?! HOW HORRIBLE CAN THIS BE?!" Codex was revived after a few seconds along with Annabeth.
"IDK!" the Mewtwo-Deoxys-hybrid-turned-Zorua answered.
"WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!"
"I DON'T KNOW!"
"YOU DON'T KNOW? THIS WORLD IS ENDING! AAAAHHH!" Codex fainted again.
Everyone stared at him for approximately 5 seconds and ignored him. The Aura host took out a pair of reading glasses and wore them. He read the truth for Celebi.
"'Ask Celebi what happens when she/he-"
"I'M A HE! My shiny counterpart is the female…" Celebi crossed his arms.
"I'd like to thank you for that interruption… 'messes with time too much,'" Luke finished.
"That's simple. Oh well. I have never messed with time, I mean, EVER. And I will never. DIalga-sensei would have killed me if I did. That's one effect. Number two, the temporal dimension would overthrow along with the spacial since the two are connected with each other. Kiya's parents would fight each other again until one dies and Giratina and Arceus-sama would follow. So yeah… It's best that I don't meddle with time a lot. This power of mine is limited only so I should use this for very important purposes, right?" the light-green-haired boy smiled.
"RIGHT! That was good logic, fellow immortal," Athena smiled back.
"All righty then. After that 'good logic' shared by Celebi, we move on with the dare," Luke tore the piece of paper.
"WHY'D YOU TEAR IT?" Kiya knelt in front of the paper remains.
"Why? It's not like it'll kill you or anything, right?" the Lucario smiled.
"IT IS gonna kill me! These papers are my life!" she hugged the remains while Luke looked at her with a "how-the-heck-is-that" face.
"Environmentalists…" Ike shrugged.
"OF COURSE! OUR COUNTRY ALMOST DROWNED BECAUSE OF THE FORCES OF NATURE! I have to be more observant concerned for the environment, of course," the magenta-haired female quickly regained herself.
"Ummm… the dare? Shall we?" Luke straightened his glasses as Meloetta floated near him.
"Sure…" she leaned in and kissed Luke on his cheek which was burning red already. He tried to make out a smile and looked at Keldeo with an "IN-YO-FACE" face. Aphrodite grinned and winked at Kiya as she winked back at the goddess. She hid a golden bow-and-arrow at her back while whistling.
"That's why I'll never call you a b with an itch," Kiya whispered and smiled.
"Turn the… uhhh… hall of Origin into a… uh… giant chess board… and have the… ummm… legendaries be… chess pieces for a… hmmm… chess match between… ermmm… Luke and Keldeo," Luke managed to read with Meloetta snuggling with him.
"I know you'd win, love," Meloetta told her lover.
"That… that really escalated quickly," Ike commented.
Only Kiya and Aphrodite were smiling at the moment because of the strange scene. The main hostess smiled and snapped her fingers to make the Hall of Origin repair itself in a matter of 3 seconds with black and white tiles on it. All the legendaries, including the hosts - except for Luke and Keldeo, of course – were turned into chess pieces.
"Errrrr… why am I a black king piece?" Ares asked after being awakened. Beside him was Athena.
"I have no idea," she herself was his queen.
"And heck… YOU'RE MY QUEEN?" the only thing his half-sister did was shrug although she was screaming internally.
On the black side, Ares was king with Athena as his queen. Their pawns include the lesser legendaries like Mew, Celebi, Azelf, some large ones like Reshiram and Giratina, female hosts… and also Aphrodite.
"WHY AM I A PAWN?!"
"Uhhh… I don't know? This is randomly set," Kiya, a bishop beside Athena behind Aphrodite, looked around.
On the white side, Arceus was king with Alice as his queen. Their pawns include the major legendaries like Dialga, Zekrom, Gary, and the male hosts. I'm too lazy to explain it.
"Says the narrator…" Groudon, a rook, grouchily said.
"Wait a minute. We're exceeding 32 pieces!" Uxie, Kiya's fellow bishop, exclaimed.
"Yeah. Heck we're a total of 57 excluding those two dimwits for love," Star, a black horse beside Kiya pointed at the two giant humanified Pokemon.
"I'LL TAKE THE WHITE PIECES!" Keldeo screamed.
"NO I WILL! DANGIT!" Luke protested.
Why white pieces, you ask? It's because the bigger and stronger legendaries are there especially Arceus. And why the heck not black pieces right? I mean three Greek deities are there along with the two female hosts. Why not black pieces?! I certai-
"OH JUST SHUT UP NARRATOR!" Star used Megaphone. It's super effective!
After moments of arguing, Keldeo managed to get the white pieces while Luke got the black pieces. The whole team sighed in dismay and defeat except the king piece.
"WHY ARE YOU ALREADY SURRENDERING?!" Ares shouted atop his lungs.
"C'mon Ares, our team is clearly going to lose. Just look at their forces!" his queen pointed straight unto the massive beings.
"ATHENA? SERIOUSLY, BIRD BRAIN?! YOU, THE GODDESS OF TACTICAL BATTLE STRATEGY, WOULD GIVE UP WITHOUT EVEN TRYING?! WE HAVE THREE ALL POWERFUL AND AWESOME GREEK DEITIES, TWO FEMALE HOSTS, AND POKEMON FILLED WITH WIT! ATHENA! I'M SO DISAPPOINTE-"
"CHECKMATE!" Keldeo brought Ike, a white knight, several tiles near Ares.
"HOW THE HECK?! IT'S BEEN ONLY SECONDS SINCE WE START!" Ares shouted again while Star was glaring at him for too much caps lock using. Caps lock is hers and hers only.
"Darn right narrator," the mistress smiled and crossed her arms. Athena noticed this and told her half-brother.
"You're not the boss of me. Wait a minute, where's Aphrodite?"
She's near Keldeo's bounds but she wasn't in the board.
"What? I'm eaten, okay?" the goddess-pawn rolled her eyes.
"First. She got eaten first. That is one of the main rules of scary movies. Whores die and get eaten first," Keldeo explained.
"But this isn't a scary movie!"
"How the heck did we end up checkmated already? And why can't I use caps lock?" Ares asked while Star smiled mischievously.
"Time hack. My dad altered it in order to, you know, speed up the game. And I really want to finish the chap…" Kiya shrugged.
"Shut your mouths! I'm trying to think here!" Luke was sweating and his eyes glued to the huge chess board.
After what seemed an eternity, Luke-
"TIME HACK!" Dialga, a rook, and his daughter roared and Luke and Keldeo began moving in an 8.00x fast forward rate.
"Aha! I win!" Luke exclaimed happily along with his black-piece comrades after cornering Arceus.
"Best way to end a chess match quickly, huh? I love it!" Star nudged her cousin.
"Laziness as its best," Kiya smiled.
"This. Is. Confusing." Ares said.
"Everything is always confusing for you, dear brother," Athena retorted.
"I mean how did Azelf, a mere pawn, corner Arceus? Seriously?!"
"Just shut up, will ya?" Athena rolled her silver eyes.
"The length of this chapter is painfully long," Codex winced as ALL of them returned to their REAL forms with the Hall repaired but still having the black and white tiles.
"I love the color," Reshiram commented as Zekrom nodded.
"I know Codex. That's why I have room for only two requests for now…" Kiya, in her real draconic form, stated in her dragon voice.
"Go ahead," Codex also turned into his demonic Darkrai form. He had pink and yellow highlights and accents on his form which shone with his form. He looked like his father only with his jet black eyes and colors as differences.
By his side was Annabeth in her Mewtwo-Deoxys form.
"Just pick one," Star, still in her human form, stated. Well… she doesn't want to talk about her form though which I think is quite terrifying so-
She sighed. Okay, I'll shut up about her now.
"Last from-"
"Nu uh uh. Tsk tsk tsk," a voice rang out of nowhere and a blue lightning bolt appeared on Aphrodite's hand.
"WHY ME?! IT WAS IKE WHO DEMANDED IT!"
"Watch your language, goddess. Your caps lock may be banned from you," Star warned.
"Just read it… gracefully," Kiya forcedly said while Aphrodite squealed.
"Yey! Anywho, it's from modeluchosen and his sister again. This is their last, perhaps. 'I dare arceus to fight my shiny lv 100, one-hit dimension-destroying , immortal typhlosion who can, once again, destroy an entire universe in one hit. And has a grudge against Arceus and carries a sword! You can keep his eggs that hatch into immortal, destructive, planet eating dragons though...'"
"Uhhh… Okay?" Arceus sweatdropped while Alice scooted to his side and nuzzled on his chest. After reading the letter, Aphrodite whistled and slowly hid her son's bow-and-arrow again.
"I know you can do it, my lord," she licked his cheek which made him redder than a mad Dialga blushing.
"ALICE!" Gary shrieked.
Suddenly, a typhlosion covered with weird red insignias appeared at the Hall and stared at the llama-goat. It then growled lowly and glared at him. It summoned two blades and lunged towards the 10ft. legendary.
"Wait a minute. Those are my blades!" Athena yelled.
"Yeah, I know but not exactly. These are Athena's blades from God of War 2," the Pokemon looked back and winked at her which made her shudder. It ran towards the Original One and the Golden One but they formed the strongest barrier ever made.
"I'll keep its eggs!" Ares swooped near the beast and took the eggs.
"But those… are mine," Kiya growled which made him shudder too.
"Hey! Who'll make me shudder?" Aphrodite butted.
While the typhlosion was trying to get through Arceus and Alice's defenses, Ike made an illusion of a ditto resting on a love bed. It somewhat wore a male human's underwear and it was holding a glass of wine.
"Hey baby, wanna do me?" it seductively said and winked at her.
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Not only did she shudder, she also quivered violently as her ocean blue eyes widened in fear as if she saw something so horrible, more horrible than Tartarus. The goddess summoned a portal back to Olympus and went through. The two left deities stared at her in disbelief.
"Well she did say she wanted someone to make her shudder…" Kiya shrugged.
Meanwhile, the typhlosion (which I will now name Kratos) had broken the barrier and was now looking at the two llama-goats. Arceus sighed and stomped on the being with a little "squish".
"Easy as that. Why did you even make a barrier when we can just squish him?" Arceus inquired his new mate.
"But she was mine," Gary still moped.
"Well, think again! I mean, you know, think again about easy killing me," Kratos carried Arceus and threw him on the other side of the Hall. He didn't have insignias on his body anymore.
"The insignias sealed my tremendous and massive powers away so I couldn't destroy the universe at will. Now, with my final form, I SHALL KILL YOU ARCEUS! I WILL PREVAIL! I WILL MAKE MY MASTER PROUD! I WILL SLAY ALL OF YOU GODS! I AM THE GOD OF WAR! WAHAHAHA-"
"Shut him up," Star held up her hand as Kiya brought Kratos into the gateways of the offspring of "The Consequences" and Tartarus.
"I call it, 'The Tartarences'" Kiya smiled.
"It sounds weird but… cool," Star commented.
"God of war? Really? What a rip off! Kratos of the God of War games is the best even though he killed the mighty and awesome Ares there. That Ares doesn't even look like me so I just let it pass away," Ares rolled his scarlet eyes.
"LAST DARE!" Ike raised his paw holding a paper while Kiya held her claw.
"Lunarium Prince again,"
"Go on,"
"Come on, Kiya. Give me more screen time,"
"How about no?"
"Please?"
"No."
"Pretty please?"
"No."
"Pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty please?" he was kneeling with puppy eyes in front of her.
"For the last time, Ike. No. I'm too lazy to,"
The Zoroark pouted and sighed. He just put on his signature shades and read the last dare.
"'So... Alice, huh? I dare you to take a sword, preferably Cloud's sword from Final Fantasy, and smack Arceus upside the head with it! Prove that you are the ultimate Arceus! The stronger of the two!'"
"But… but… but… I could never do that," Alice said in a cute yandere voice. Oh wait, YANDERE?!
"Why not? IT'S A FREAKIN' DARE!" Ike shouted at her.
She quivered slightly and took out Cloud's sword but instead of hitting her love, she ran (or galloped) to Ike and attempted to bury the freakishly large weapon into his throat. She chased the Zoroark into every corner and side of the Hall.
"YANDERE POWERS ACTIVATE! AAAAHHHHHHH!" the arceus' voice rang throughout the Throne room.
"Yeah, since you wanted more screen time… you get that,"
"Is that even with the rules?" Star questioned while her cousin nodded.
"All right, guys. I'm sad to say that this is the last chapter I'm making for this story though I still have a lot of ideas coming. This chap finale isn't that kinda grand and all but I'll try,"
At this point, everyone looked at the dragon who turned into her human form. She took a deep breath.
"Ladies, gods, goddesses, pokemon, readers… thank you all for participating in this little destructive and violent game of ours. I know it had been a long and painful time for you…" a lot of legendaries rolled their eyes and smiled.
"But I really want to say thank you…" she held her hand to the two shaymins.
"For everything. StarMaster7, NixAvernal98, Lunarium Prince, modeluchosen1, Black-Rock-Shooter-X, pearlshipper, Kennyboy, Maker0914, Pokemon Storyteller, and all those who supported this story, thank you too. I'm sorry I wasn't able to grant several of your requests. Please understand. And I wish you all good life,"
She looked at her fellow hosts, her parents and relatives, and hugged them all. Tears were actually forming in their eyes.
"Don't worry guys if this is goodbye. There will always be a next time, right? For now, farewell. Until the next eon!" she and everything disappeared into darkness.
"AH!"
A girl shrieked as she jolted up from her sleep.
"That… was weird… all my addictions… in one story?"
She shrugged and got off of her bed and fixed her room. She took a bath and grabbed her school things then ventured into the living room after saying goodbye. She then stopped in her tracks.
"Happy Daring!"
A voice rang in her head.