Me: Well I am backkk, with some more of Byaku-chans childhood :D!

Byakuya: This is getting out of hand…

Me: Yeah well…..I don't really care!

Renji: This is gonna be good, I can tell

Angel: Ohhhh yeah, just wait, I got plenty of stories my friend!

Me: Onward! To the embarrassment of the formidable Byaku-chan!

How on earth did he end up in this situation?

Byakuya Kuchiki, 28th Head of the Kuchiki Clan, Squad 6 Captain. He was one of the more fierce captains, not as scary as Kenpachi, but not as approachable as Hitsugaya. Has never been one to take more than a saucer of sake, or be at a squad party.

So how did he end up in Squad Three's courtyard, being forced to take care of his ex-mentor?

Her Lieutenant was off on a mission with the 8th's lieutenant, so she had Captain Kyoraku decided to get trashed. Only way to get away with it? She convinced the Head Captain that it would be a great idea to hold a huge party in her squad's courtyard. So the Captains could get more acquainted with one another. Getting his blessing on the idea, every Captain had to be there. Including himself.

So here he was, watching his Lieutenant, ex-mentor and others get completely wasted.

"Ya know something Renji." She started out, one arm around his shoulders leaning on one of them. She may appear drunk, but she was just starting to feel it. He once saw her down 95 bottles and still walk away slightly slurring her words. She started to pat his chest, she looked him right in the eyes.

Ruby and coal clashing, she smirked impishly. He gave her a glare that would send man men running for the hill. Her smile just widened. "I remember the day me and Byaku-chan went shopping for Shunsui!" Hearing his name, said Captain looked over at her. He blinked a couple of times, then started grinning like an idiot.

"You mean for my kimono, and straw hat?" She nodded feverously. Turning her attention back to red head, "I wish I could show you exactly what happened! I don't think I've ever seen his face so red so many times in one day!" Every heard a commotion by the door, and stopped to look at it.

Nanao Ise and Izuru Kira were back early. Izuru was smiling weakly in his Captain's direction, she just smiled and shook her head. Nanao had somehow gotten the party info from said lieutenant and knew her Captain was behind the whole thing.

"Ah! My lovely Nanao-chan has come home early just for me!" Angel turned her head to look at her ex-Fourth Seat. His cheeks dusted pink, a sake bottle raised high like a trophy, smiling ear to ear that his lieutenant returned to him. She blinked and her friend had a book slammed on his head.

She couldn't help but laugh as he got scolded like a child, leaning more on Renji practically in his lap. Izuru walked over, "Good evening Captain, we came back with a successful mission." She quieted down to a giggle, then just smiled at him. Reaching a hand towards him, he took it and helped her stand. Renji putting his hands on her waist to help her stay stable.

"Yoooo!" Everyone turned to look at her. "Lieutenants Ise and Kira are home from a mission! In the wake of their success, let us celebrate having them return alive! YAMA-JII MORE SAKE!" She fell into Renji's lap and pulled Kira down next to her. She ignored the Head Captain's complaints, and people cheered, as they were all getting wasted.

Byakuya just sighed. It saved him from embarrassment at least.

"Back to what I was saying! HEY! Nanao-chan sit ya ass down stop killing my dear friend!" She leaned on Reni's chest and laughed as her friend was trying to woo the clearly unimpressed woman. She was repeatedly hitting him in the head. He eventually took the book, and hushed her to listen to the story.

Wrapping her favorite companion's arms around her she started with the story, holding Byakuya's gaze. Daring him to leave the group, or the party.

380 Years Ago…

She was in her office, sipping on sake and signing paperwork. Her lieutenant was out on a mission in the world of the living so she was stuck doing it. It was such a beautiful day to just go take an afternoon nap on a roof, or somewhere her Third Seat couldn't find her. Hearing footsteps she wasn't surprised when her Fourth Seat came in. Sporting his signature goofy grin, his bangs falling in his face.

"And what do I owe to be graced with your presence, Shun-kun?" Her tight smile was put in place as she gritted the words from behind her clench teeth. Why so angry one might ask, well when your fourth seat goes missing for 38 hours, 21 minutes, and maybe 45 seconds, you might as well. She had given him the very simply task of bringing paperwork to Squad Four and he simply never returned. He completely suppressed his spiritual pressure and ran on her.

He scratched his head. Stormy gray eye's looking at everything else in the office, but his Captain. "Well you see…..I might of have a few drinks and fell asleep somewhere." He brought his eye's over to the calendar on her wall right behind her. July 9th. He had a feeling that something was gonna happen. Then his vision went black and a book meet with his face.

"FOOL! I'LL KILL YOU THE NEXT TIME YOU DO THAT TO ME!" The brush snapping in her hand, hair starting to float as she was releasing her spiritual pressure on him. As beautiful as his Captain was, she was one hell of a she-devil at times.

"Well you know what's coming up right?" Changing the topic completely.

"Don't try and change the topic!" Throwing a dagger that she kept in her desk drawer at him. He nimbly dodged it. Both turned when they heard a scream. Her charge was looking at the dagger that was just to the left of his face. Eyes wide and shaking like a leaf. "Oh shit, look at what you made me do now!" Walking around him and taking the dagger out of the wall, and looking at the very slight cut on the heirs face. "It'll heal in a couple of days."

She turned to face the man she tried to injure. "Now Shun-kun, myself and Byaku-chan are stepping out so look after the squad. Juu-kun will let me know if you aren't doing your job!" She pointed a finger in his direction accusingly.

"Yare, yare I'll get the work done. I promise." He was squinting his eye's a bit. "God damn, I need a good hat." He watched as his Captain hugged the poor shell shocked child. The pre-teen getting his face shoved in her chest, causing his face to become beet red. Watching the pair walk off, he turned back to the calendar. Looking ahead two days, finding her neat cursive on the large pad.

SHUN-KUN'S BIRTHDAY!

He just smiled, running his hand through his hair, looking at the work and got started.

First District…

Byakuya's eyes lit up as he saw all of the candy in the stores they passed. He had already tried to convince her that her friend wanted a bunch of candy. It didn't work. Claiming that if he were to give her a kiss on the cheek and an 'I love you Master!' She would give him as much as he wanted. His face once again resumed the crimson blush again. Yelling at her, saying she was a perv.

"Now hush up and let's look for something Shun-kun will like hm?" She didn't forget that her Fourth Seat's birthday day was in a couple of days and she had everything in place.

Well, minus a gift. She had thought of getting him a huge supply of sake, but she knew that she'd drink it before then so it was out of the question. Opening her mouth to speak to her pupil, she couldn't help but notice he was missing. Turning around she could see him helping out an elderly woman. She smiled, and it only broadened when she saw the old woman pulling on his cheeks. The pre-teen's face turning red, either from embarrassment or rage, she couldn't tell. Probably both as he didn't like to be touched all that much.

He escaped and ran over to her, his face becoming redder when he realized she saw it all. "Shut up." She busted out laughing. Patting him on the head, she continued forward. Byakuya being the little stubborn kid he was, just pouted and walked behind her. Never noticing that she had disappeared. At least until he noticed he was in the next district. How did he knew this? Well there was a sign the clearly said East Rukon District Two…wait. EAST?!

He and his master had come through the West gate!? How the hell did this happen?! He was about to turn around when a fragile old hand rested on his shoulder.

"There you are Yumi-chan." He turned to look at the old lady behind him.

"Oi, I ain't this Yumi you're looking for." His face turning beet red once again.

The old lady just chuckled, grabbing him by his hand. "Of course not silly Yumi-chan. Now let's go find some pretty kimonos for you hm?" His eyes went as wide as they could.

"I AIN'T TRYING ON ANY KIMONOS!" He heard snickering. Looking back all he saw was a flash of red, and gold. His jaw went slack. She was going to let him get dragged down by this crazy old lady.

Sure he had his hair tied up, but there was no way that he looked like a girl. This lady needed to get her eyes checked.

She had a vice grip on him. Dragging him into a clothing store. Asking an attendant to find the pretties kimonos for her granddaughter. Byakuya was fuming. He wasn't going to put it on. He stood in the dressing room looking at the ridiculously pink Kimono. White flowers littered it, with some green leaves. Nope no way was he going to put it on.

"Yumi-chan do I need to come in a put it on you myself?" The color drained from his face. It was bad enough when his Master had thought it would be funny to rip off his clothing right before a Captain's meeting, leaving him without nothing but his boxers, running back to the Squad to grab clothes. After saying it was supposed to help him learn to use flash step. My ass it was.

"No I already put it on." He lied.

"Good." He sighed, "Now let me see it." He face palmed himself. Where was his master in all of this!

"Excuse me, but do you have any hats here?" His eyes almost popped out of his head. Taking off his yukata he slipped on the offensive kimono, tying the ugly pink obi around his waist and stormed out of the changing room.

Ruby, clashed with obsidian. Her left hand came up to cover her mouth, tears forming in her eyes as she held on to straw hat in her hand. Using it to cover her face fully as he heard her burst with laughter. It could be heard in the Seiretei probably. His face flushed red once again.

"Oh Yumi-chan you look so beautiful!" The old lady swooned.

"I AIN'T THIS YUMI!" He threw his hands in the air, yelling at the top of his lungs. A familiar hand landed on his shoulder.

"Excuse me, but I believe your granddaughter is waiting for you outside the store." Her sickly sweet voice was in use. He hated that tone. It was the same one she used with her oji-sama and tou-sama.

The old woman looked, seeing her grandchild, just simply walking away.

"AT LEAST SAY YOU'RE SORRY!" The kimono clad heir shouted at her retreating form.

"Now, now Byaku-chan why don't you get changed him? I know what I'm getting Shun-kun." A slight giggle escaped her lips.

He simply stormed off into the changing room, saying he was going to kill her.

When July 11th rolled around Squad Three threw a huge party for its Fourth Seat. Drunk people were falling all over each other. His Master was sitting with the birthday boy, and her Third Seat, Jushiro Ukitake.

"Shun-kun you have to see what me and Byaku-chan got for you! You'll be surprised by who picked what!" She had an arm wrapped around both men. Her Lieutenant was off on a mission so he left behind his gift, a tea set, and put Byakuya in charge of making sure she didn't burn the Squad down.

His eyes nearly popped out when he saw the second item he pulled out. The first, was the straw hat she had when he was getting half way tortured by the old lady. The other…he glared right at her. She looked at him and tried her best not to laugh.

The cursed pink kimono was in his hands. "Byaku-chan had put it on! But I decided he couldn't have because it looked like it was made for you! And he really wanted it!" When his mouth fell open she started laughing at him. Falling on her back legs kicking. He barely had time to register that the Fourth Seat had tackled him.

"Oh thank you Byaku-chan! I know it must be hard seeing me with it, but any time you want you may wear it!" Tears streaming down his face. Byakuya shoved his hand in his face, trying to get away from the drunk man.

"GET THE HELL OFF OF ME! I DIDN'T WANT THAT UGLY THING NEVER MIND PUT IT ON WILLINGLY!" His Master laughed even harder if it was possible.

"His face was so red while Shun-kun was sobbing how much he loved the gift from him." She was laughing at him once again.

Everyone in the group was laughing.

"She thought you were her grandchild!?" He looked to his right. Humor, and mirth swirling in her coal eyes.

"It was not that funny Shiba." He glared at her.

"Oh no Byakuya it's downright hilarious! I remember when you came into the Fourth because of Angel-" He put his hand over her mouth.

"We do not talk about that." His tone was threatening to others but not her. They both knew he wouldn't hurt her.

He sighed. How did he go from being one of the most feared Captains, to the laughing stock of every occasion he was with these people? An annoying laugh reached his ears.

She was dying in his Lieutenant arms. Oh yes. That's how.

Calming herself down she opened her mouth, "Ne, Suzuki do you remember when Yama-jii came storming into my office because we convinced him-"

"SKYWALKER DON'T YOU DARE!" The Head Captain was across the courtyards, but still managed to hear his name come from her lips.

"But you were so gullible! The Shizuni Clan was so embarrassed for you!"

He sighed. There would be more times like this, but for now the spot light was off of him. Looking over at his ex-mentor as she looked so happy he couldn't help but smile a bit. Maybe the humiliation was worth it.

"Ne Baku-chan do you remember when I convinced you make-up was manly?"

Nope. Not even close.

"Scatter Senbonzakura."

"CAPTAIN KUCHIKI AND SKYWALKER NO!"

Me: Wellll just another chapter in Byakuya's life!

Byakuya: I'll kill you next.

Angel: Wait till my next story. –evil smirk-

Me: Ohhhh yeah it'll be good!

Till next time! Review/follow/favorite! If you any requests you'd like to see or ant ideas just pm me and I'll do my best to please you!

Oh I actually started the story that involves my OCC! Check it out! The Lost Ones! More embarrassing times for Byaku-chan!