A/N: I'm trying to start up all my new stories. Enjoy!

Can I just start off by saying that I kinda had the worst week ever?

I met a delinquent

The delinquent's in my class

The delinquent wont. Stop. Talking. To. Me.

"Hey, Luigi. Do you get this? How is y=1/2 x? This makes no sense at all and has no relation to what Gildarts is teaching! Arghhhh!" He wadded up the sheet of paper and threw it.

I turned to him and promptly slapped him. Lightly, so Gildarts wouldn't hear.

"Natsu. Focus. Let me learn. Because first of all…. We. Are. In. Fiore. History." I hiss under my breath. With every word I jab Natsu in the side with my pen. He gulps.

"Yes, ma'am." Good. Now I can finally focus. Not even five minutes later, a shadow towers over me.

"What do you want now, Natsu?" I don't even bother looking up from my paper. I'm just flat-out irritated at this point and my patience is running thin. Really thin.

I hear Natsu rasp out "Lucy, look up." Feeling a little irked and slightly nervous because of his reaction, I slowly glance up. Kinda like in the movies. In front of me, is Erza Scarlet. Hall Monitor, Student Council President, #1 in Kendo, Strawberry Cake Lover, and it looks like my soon to be murderer.

"WTF? WHY? WHY ME OF ALL PEOPLE? WHY DO I HAVE TO FACE ERZA'S WRATH? WHYYYYY?" That's going through my head, over and over and over. I've heard a lot about Erza. How she's really pretty (which she most definitely is), how she can beat up anybody in the school, and one of the greatest and just leaders the student council has ever seen.

She holds up a ball of paper. Natsu's math homework. Natsu.

"Is this yours?" I glare and Natsu, who's shrinking by the second. "N-nn-no. It's *ahem*. It's Natsu's."

Pinky looked like he was going to have a heart attack. Right then and there. I looked around the room for Gildarts. Why isn't anyone doing anything? My eyes land on a brown chair, where Gildarts is napping. Seriously?

"Natsu. You know better than littering around the school. Don't do it again. Or. Else."

Pinky nods so hard that it looks like his head is going to snap off of his neck.

She turns to me. I flinch. "Ah. I haven't seen you here before. You must be the new girl, Lucy. I'm Erza Scarlet, Student Council President and Hall Monitor. I'm sorry you had to experience that."

I merely nod, too stunned for words. How did she turn from "I'm going to cut off your balls, shove them down your throat, and make you choke" to "I'm Ms. Responsible Stu-co President." Like how?

"Yeah. I'm… Lucy. And new. Yeah….."

"Well, I'll give you a tour of the school after this class and make sure this idiot *jerks head towards Natsu* doesn't bother you anymore."

"Oh, no. H-h-he's fff-fine." What. Am. I. Saying.

Erza looks a little surprised. "Oh. Well then. I'm sure Natsu can give you a tour since you two seem comfortable with each other. You should sit by me at lunch." Her lunch request came out more as an order than a suggestion.

"Yeah sure! I'll find you." I trail off weakly.

"Good! Natsu!" She turns to Natsu, who flinches. "Take good care of her." He meekly nods.

She walks off, scarlet hair swaying.

"So…. You're "comfortable" with me, huh?"

Oh, that boy should've stayed silent.

A/N: Like it, love it, hate it? Comment and thanks for reading!

~Ari