Disclaimer: Do you guys really think I own PoT? If you do, I'm flattered.

A/N: Second chapter here. Probably not a lot of people read my story though. This was edited on Nov.15/13

Note: Sanada has recovered, but they're still going on with the therapy to cure Sanada's temper, and for the sake of the story! Jackal has surprisingly many lines...

"In we go!" Chuckled Yukimura as he shoved Jackal in.

"Why me?" Wailed Jackal pitifully.

"Because you're not popular, a non important character in the manga and anime, bald, and boring," Chorused the regulars together.

"Wow. That's all I can say. Wow."

"Those are cute last words." With that, the Rikkai regulars walked away. Jackal just stared.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

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"Hello sir, how may I help you?" Asked the nice, creepy, smiling lady behind the counter.

"W-we have a therapy session." Said Jackal, slightly freaked out by the nice, creepy, smiling lady behind the counter.

"Do you mean only you?" Asked the nice, creepy, smiling lady behind the counter.

"I'm with friends."

"Where are they?"

"I dunno?"

"You need therapy."

"What? NO! I'm here to confirm our reservation. Like, only me. 'Cause they ditched me..." Said Jackal rather sullenly.

"Alright, please take a seat then." So Jackal took a seat. DUH. An old lady looked at Jackal with interest.

"OH MY! LADIES, LOOK WHAT WE HAVE HERE! IT'S (Insert name of old people celebrity)"

"Wait, what?" Asked Jackal as various old ladies grinned creepy, toothless, prune faced smiles. "WAIT, WHAT?" Shrieked Jackal slightly panicked. "WAIT, NOOOOGFSHPGH···" As Jackal was smothered under oversized prunes.

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"You know, I suddenly felt a shiver down my back···"

"Don't mind it Marui." Said Yukimura happily. "Eat your ice cream."

"WILL DO!"

"90.3 percent chance that Jackal is being attacked by old ladies right now, and is suffering from permanent brain scarring." Said Renji, as he swallowed his plain vanilla ice cream. At this, the regulars began to chuckle warmly at the thought of Jackal being attacked by old ladies while suffering from permanent brain scarring. Such nice teammates.

"Ne, Mura-buchou, why can't I have the coffee latte flavored ice cream?" Whined Kirihara as he crossed his arms childishly.

"Because...if you eat it, you'll turn into a girl!" Exclaimed Yukimura happily, not having the heart to tell Kirihara that he would turn instead into a big, annoying butt who was high on sugar.

"Oh my," exclaimed Kirihara. "Ma-Marui-senpai! You're gonna turn into a girl! I can see your chest growing already!"

"No, Kirihara. Said Yukimura paitiently."although Marui does indeed have the Coffee latte flavor,, it will not work on him. You know why?"

"WHY, WHY, WHY!" Screamed Kirihara.

"Because he's already a girl." Kirihara was like:

"?" and then. "!"

Marui felt a headache coming on.

" I think I saw Marui-senpai's boobs jiggling..." Whined Kirihara.

"He is one ugly girl." Muttered Niou.

"Eat your ice cream Niou." Said Yukimura, smiling innocently.

"That's his spoon... and you just shoved it down his throat..." Yaguu said meekly.

"I know."

"..."

"Gen-chan, you haven't said anything in this chapter. You ok?"

"This isn't needed Seiichi, and you know it. Why are you doing this?"

"Think of it this way. You get to learn to control your temper in a professional manner. It's also a great way for team bonding, and I get entertained!"

"Mura-buchou is so COOL!" said Kirihara, sparkling eyes and all.

*cough*

"Yes, Yaguu?"

"Time's up. We better go to therapy."

A/N: Just some minor changes..