A/N: Only got the bare minimum of reviews...meh. Schools starting and I might not review as much, so here you go people. :p OH YEA, on mangareader they just released a whole bunch of new translations for N.P.O.T. GO CHECK IT OUT!

Disclaimer: Nope, don't own

"Alright, who would like to go first?"

"..."

"Anyone?"

"..."

"It's simple! Just a role playing game! Akane here gives you a scene and you explain what you would do-"

"..."

"Look, it's just a perso-"

"Yeah, yeah, we KNOW-"Niou practically screamed, cutting Mr. Santa off,

"But we don't really WANT TO." Finished Marui. Yukimura just smiled as he happily sacrificed a teammate, pushing Jackal forward. Jackal inwardly screamed and threw a temper tantrum. But instead he just stood there like the wuss he was. Kirihara looked at Yukimura with the sparklies in his eyes.

"Mura-buchou?"

"Yes, Akaya?"

"Shouldn't ladies go first?"

Niou fought back a snicker, while Marui shot Kirihara a horrified glance.

"Ah, yes. Marui. If you would."

"I AM NOT A GIRL!"

"Now, now...don't be shy..."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Shrieked Marui like the girl he/she was. A dog in the waiting room peed on Jackal's foot in fear.

"Why's Marui-senpai screaming?" Asked an oblivious Akaya.

"She's on her monthly, so do be careful around her...females can have mood swings you know..."

"Oh. For a minute, I thought she didn't want to go to therapy!" laughed Kirihara gaily.

"Now, don't be silly···" murmured Yukimura.

THERAPYTHERAPYTHERAPYTHERAPYTHERAPYTHERAPYTHERAPYT HERAPYTHERAPYTHERAPY

"Hello. My name is Akane. Pleased to meet you...?"

"Marui. Marui Bunta."

"Ah..ball-of-fat-san? I-I mean..Sorry!"

"Why"...muttered Marui unhappily.. "Must everyone hate me so...WHY?!" Akane stared uneasily at the overgrown, male (or was it female) baby sobbing in front of her.

"Um. Are...you okay..?

"If you buy me a cake, yes." Sniffled Marui.

Choosing to ignore that statement, (good job Akane) the therapist smiled through gritted teeth, saying, "Now let's begin the role playing.."

"Fine."

"You are confronted by a man. He asks for money. He seems to be holding a knife. What do you do"? Marui thought. He thought hard. He ALMOST used his non-existent brain. NEW RECORD! Finally, he had an answer. But knowing Marui, it's most likely crazy.

" I got it. I will protect myself."

"Interesting...how"? Asked the therapist, scribbling on a form.

" I won't give the guy my money." The therapist stopped and stared at Marui.

"What"?

"Here, I'll explain this to you the non-genius way, because not everyone is blessed with genius genes, sorry! First, if I have money, it is most likely to buy cake. And cake=life. Basic logic people. (And here the therapist is thinking, WTF!) So, therefore, the money I currently have holds my life. Genius, eh?"

"Um, sure, genius. Ha ha." Muttered Akane, looking at Marui with a slightly terrified look while writing 'mentally unbalanced'

Marui came out all proud, while the therapist looked like she died a little.

"97 percent chance that Bunta almost used his non-existent brain..." murmured Yanagi, who had now awoken. Niou whistled in appreciation.

"Good job, Marui! You broke your record!" Exclaimed Niou, slapping Marui on the back. Marui giggled like a girl and started skipping away in some random direction.

"Whoa... we haven't even started therapy yet...but... Marui almost used his non-existent brain?" Whispered Jackal to Yaguu in awe. " This thing works wonders..." Yaguu was rendered speechless in awed silence.

"Um..." said the therapist, glancing around uneasily at the 'crazy kids', as she had dubbed them. Then deciding not to attract too much attention to herself in a desperate grab for her own sanity, she decided to play it safe and playing Eeney-Meeney-Miney-Moe with the regulars, finger landing on Jackal at the 'Moe'. Thank god. She thought. At least he looks sane. How wrong she was. "You there, no you! May you please come to take the personality test?"

At this, a large scuffle commenced, with Yukimura latching onto Jackal, smiling menacingly, while shoving him forward. Jackal began to fruitlessly plead," No! Please! No!"
Then Marui and Kirihara fell on their knees, before the therapist, chanting, "Please accept the sacrifice, oh great god..."

The therapist got a little freaked out and slammed the door in Jackal's face.

Poor Jackal.

A/N: Well, review people. Remember, at least 3 more reviews for an update! More reviews=faster+ longer chapters! :D And boy, does Jackal seem to be getting a lot of attention in this story…Well, tell me in a review who should I do next after Jackal! And no, I have nothing against Marui. It's just so fun to poke at him!

Sneek peek at the next chapter….:

"YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO GO THROUGH DO YOU?" Sobbed Jackal uncontrollably. "NO ONE UNDERSTANDS! NO ONE!"

The therapist twitched.

"WHY DOES EVERYBODY HATE ME?! IS IT BECAUSE IM BLACK? HUH? OR BECAUSE I'M BALD? ITS BECAUSE OF MY HAIR ISN'T IT? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU PEOPLE SOMETHING. JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE HAIR DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME!" Jackal ranted on, pausing to wipe his runny nose on his sleeve.