Okaaaaaaaaaayy... So to be 100% honest, I have no idea where I am atm but apparently it has internet.
Thats what travelling without the time, phones and calenders does to you people!
But oh well..
I got a better reaction to this story that I initially thought I would - which is good.
So I'll stop talking and such, here is the next chapter!

Even when he was 100 metres away from the school, Hidan could still hear the children crying.
Significantly proud of himself for scarring so many children for life in one sitting, he walked happily through the back streets, being careful to avoid too many people lest they question his bloodied appearance.
He huffed out a breath of air happily.
There was no one around and for once he could breathe easily.
Silently, he wondered if the real Kakashi had to deal with everything he had been through.
Deep down, he almost pitied The Copy Nin….
But then he didnt…

The sound of footsteps emanated from around the corner he was approaching and Hidan groaned.
No doubt this was yet another of Kakashis friends (That Hidan was rapidly coming to hate)
Sure enough, a tall, bearded man with a cigarette rounded the corner followed by three younger shinobi, one of which he recognized as the Deidara impersonator, Ino.

One of the others wore what resembled body armor and had long, thick brown hair.
Hidan grimaced at the thought.
Itachi and Deidara had long hair and although Hidan had no idea how, they kept it very clean.
This boys however, was almost… mangy…

And the last boy…
Hidan squinted at him.
He almost looked like a younger Iruka, what with the pineapple head and all.
For some reason, Hidan got this overwhelming feeling of hatred for him.
True, deep, dark, black hatred...

Nonetheless, when they recognized him Hidan greeted them with,

"Hey bro."

Had he been paying attention, he would have noticed the strange look that briefly passed their faces.
The older of the four grinned and nudged Hidans shoulder with his knuckles.

"How bout that game last night, eh Kakashi?"

Without the slightest idea of what the man was talking about, Hidan nodded and made a noise that was a cross between amusement and agreement.
With another grin the man held out his hand as if he wanted something.
Hidan looked the man in the eye and then back to his outstretched palm.
Not really knowing what else to do, Hidan hesitantly slapped his hand down and gave the smoker a horizontal hi-five.
The one he knew to be Ino, laughed and nodded her head in approval.
Sighing, the smoking man slumped his shoulders and muttered,

"C'mon Kakashi… You know you owe me money from that bet you lost."

Hidan squeezed his eyes shut in annoyance…
Not a-fucking-nother one I have to fork out money for…
Hidan decided that after this was over, he was going back to Kakuzu with or without the book keepers body and demand compensation.
Crossing his arms over his chest, Hidan looked the other way, knowing that if his temper got the better of him and he swore it would be all over.
The pineapple head raised an eyebrow at his strange behavior.

"C'mon Kakashi… Hand over the cash and Ill let you borrow my jounin jacket. I dunno what happened to you but you look awful…"

Hidan glanced down in surprise, forgetting briefly that he was covered in blood.
Silently, he contemplated this deal.
He probably shouldn't walk around covered in blood…
But he didn't want to give up more money either.
What to do, what to do…
Slumping his head in acceptance that either way he was going to have someone hounding him, whether it be for money or to take him to the hospital, Hidan shrugged off his jounin jacket and opened his coin purse.
He reluctantly handed the man some coins and growled slightly when he grinned and shook his head – a sign that 'Kakashi' owed him more money.
Grumbling in sadness as he watched his fortune dribble away, Hidan placed more and more coins into the jounins hand until he was satisfied.
Narrowing his eye at the man, Hidan muttered,

"You shouldn't smoke you know. You're just an asthma attack waiting to happen."

Ino threw her hands in the air in exasperation and cried, "That's what I've been telling him for years!"

After weasling his way away from Asuma, Choji, Ino and... Shikamaru...
Hidan growled as the pineapple heads name crossed his mind.
He managed to weave his way through out the streets and getting to the front of the line at the tea house by using clever pushing in maneuvers and being generally nasty to young children and their mothers.
He heard sirens in the distance and vaguely wondered if the Hyuuga brat was getting arrested.
Sniggering into his tea, Hidan lost track of where he was going.
He found himself on the edges of town in front of a large building.
Barely move did he, as he watched a desk fly through the wall in the highest floor followed by a very familiar ninja in an orange jumpsuit.
After all, that was the norm in Konoha.
In interest, he followed Narutos decent with his eyes as the blonde boy crashed into the ground.
The Kyuubi-brat got to his feet, glanced at Hidan and raced over excitedly.

Uh oh... I'm in trouble for being late to practice...

"Kakashi sensei! We have a mission, we have a mission!"

Hidan mentally face palmed.
Of course they did..
What sort of bullshit do I have to put up with now...

"An akatsuki member was seen out the front of the village and Grandma Tsunade says we have to go get him!"

Hidan glanced at Naruto in surprise.
Akatsuki?
Why would they be here?
He put his finger to his chin in thought, vaguely noticing Sakura come down the stairs of the Hokage building in front of him.
Itachi and Kisame were in Kumogakure (apparently)
Deidara and Sasori were headed for Suna...
With realization, Hidan figured out who was at the gate.
Almost laughing at the irony of it, he nodded to Naruto and replied,

"Lets go get that bastard Kakuzu then."

Sakura raised her brows at him.

"How did you know it was Kakuzu?"

Hidan grinned at her, too absorbed in his glee to care he was risking being caught.
Giving her the peace sign he replied,

"Lucky guess. Was I right?"

Sakura nodded with curious eyes.

"Why were you late back to practice?"

Her question attracted Narutos attention as well and he gazed at Hidan with narrowed eyes, only just remembering that his sensei broke his promise.
Rubbing the back of his neck, Hidan replied,

"Because I had to teach a classroom full of students how to survive after they are stabbed in the hear-"

"LIAR!"

So hope you like.
Sorry I ended it so suddenly.
I kinda just came up with it as I typed it... Which is in the 'Edit Stories' section of haha.
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