This is a real dick move on my part..
REALLY short chapter lol.
It might give you some clues as to what I have in mind though.
I look forward to your guesses!
"Seriously, un? I sooooo don't want to do this."
"Oh come on, it's not like you haven't done it before."
"Shut up, yeah! This is YOUR problem, not mine!"
"If I remember correctly Deidara, which I do, you owe Kakuzu."
"How the fuck do I owe him, un!?"
"A few weeks ago he advanced your pay."
"That doesn't mean I have to do something like this, yeah!"
"If you don't, Ill charge interest."
"Now I know why Hidan hates you, un... You're a greedy fucking arsehole!"
"So it's settled. I'll meet you at in an hour."
The Kakuzu clone poofed out in a cloud of smoke, leaving the two Akatsuki members standing in its wake.
Crashing waves sounded behind them and birds chittering in front.
They had only just returned from Kirigakure.
Deidara turned to face Sasori, a look of pure irritation and hatred across his features.
For his part, the puppet master smiled.
It wasn't the first time his partner had been forced/tricked to do this sort of thing and quite obviously it wouldn't be the last.
No doubt Pein will want to take full advantage of it if it succeeded a second time.
Despite the trouble that Kakuzu was actually putting them through, (because they really did have to travel a long way out of their way to get to Konoha) Sasori was honestly looking forward to the event that would follow.
They had made sure to keep tabs on Kakashi Hatake, he was far out of the picture, on a mission to Sunagakure – a 6 day return journey.
There would be plenty of time for this to go down.
Rubbing his hands together and biting his lips to stem his excitement, Sasori grinned.
Oh and down it will definitely go…
Isnt Sasori a little bastard?
I haven't done too many fics with Sasori or Kakuzu so I figured I should involve them somehow.
So far I've only written Kakuzu crying because no one buys him ice cream while he sits at the table reading a newspaper...
A Kisame one is long overdue as well me thinkies.