Me: Yay! First official chapter of Dark Fairy!

Alayna: finally, it only took you like a year.

Me: I'm not good at math but I know it wasn't that long.

Alayna: it may not have, but it felt that long.

Me: fair enough.

Alayna: So, am I going to say the thingy?

Me: please do.

Alayna: okay… um… RIGHT! Uh, Zoe does not own Hellsing, DGRAYMAN, Black Butler, or Tom Hiddleston. But she does own all of her OCs, like me!

Me: Yup! But I don't own Rynn, Kennedy, or Kamara. They own themselves. I hope you all enjoy the chapter!

Chapter 1; Parent problems, Vampires, and the Hospital!?

"You God damned girl! Get your ass down here or you will be without food for a week!" my mom yelled on the top of her lungs.

"M- Momma?" I stuttered. I walked out of my room scared. Momma (yea, I call my mom 'Momma') didn't yell like that, let alone cuss. I knew there was something wrong. I ran down stares only for my face to meet a foot. Momma kicked my head as hard as she could, or at least I hope that was the hardest she could kick. "EEK!" I screeched, clutching my now bloody face. My dad came running out his room seemingly pissed off.

"SHUT THE HELL UP! I'm trying to fucking sleep!" he yelled. Ok, so my dad does yell a lot, but not like that. He seemed more crossed than how he really would be. WHAT'S GOING ON?! Momma put on a sweet face,

"Oh, sorry David (that's my dad's name), I was just teaching this ass," she glared at me, "a little piece of my mind." I was going to retort, but I knew if I did, I would get more of a little piece of her mind. I would have said 'no, I got a little piece of your foot,' but I value my life. Daddy (shut up, I know) looked at my bloody face and snorted, "Just keep it down, and don't get any blood on the floor!" I flinched away at the tone of his voice. Ok, ouch, that hurt. I sat there on the ground wide eyed until Momma got a hard grip on my wrist (Ow! By the way) and led me to the car. It took us about thirty minutes to get to school, and let's just say I was more than just glad to get out of the six year old Honda Odyssey.

I got into the building and everyone I passed stared at me in confusion or shock. I looked at them back in confusion, but then I realized why they were staring. I ran to the bathroom and looked into the mirror. I saw blood, lots of blood. I took a paper towel and half soaked it in water. I bring it up to my head and started to clean off the blood surrounding the wound. There was a long shallow cut running straight across my forehead and I knew it would scar.

"Ha! Tis but a flesh wound!" I commented to myself. After cleaning the wound I pulled several band aids out and started to cover my wound with them. I knew I should sanitize it first, but… it hurts! I'll just get Rynn, my BFF, to do it when she gets here. After covering the wounds I cover part of it with some of my hair. My hair likes to droop over my right eye, but I don't mind. Damn, what the hell was with my parents… I hope no one asks me any questions.

I walk out of the bathroom and walk to my cubby. I get to my cubby and put down my too-heavy-for-normal-people backpack. It's heavy but I like it that way, it builds up my muscles. I look around and spot one of my friends. "Morn'n Kennedy (brown hair, a shade darker than mine; green eyes; shorter than me; marvel fan; tanner than me; adopted like I am; loves Tom Hiddleston)!" I call to her. Kennedy stops in her tracks and stares at me in what it seems to be disgust. I blink and she rushes over to me.

"Are you OK?!" she yells taking my head in her hands. I flinch when she touches the gash. "What the fuck happened to your face?" I break out of her hold and run to the classroom taking my red binder with me. She runs after me calling my name and I slow down to go into the classroom. People who spot me stop what they are doing and stare at me. Some of them gasp and their hands reach up to cover their mouth. The teacher looks up to me and drops the computer she was holding.

CRASH!

"Ummm… Hi?" I wave to them awkwardly and took a step forward. The teacher rushes to me with some students.

"What happened!? You're bleeding!" I am? I thought I cleaned the wound.

"Oh my god that's a lot of blood!" I have only been bleeding for a few minutes.

"Holy Shit!" Whoa, what kind of person cusses out that loudly in school?

I bring a hand up to my forehead and I feel a wet sticky substance cling to my fingers. I pull my hand down and stare at the red liquid on my hand. When I didn't say anything they started to panic even more.

"Um…. Can I go to the nurse?"

"You don't need the nurse! You need a hospital!" the teacher grabs my arm roughly and drags me to the front office. The woman behind the desk took only one look at me before she picked up the phone to dial 911. I started to sway a bit and they both noticed.

"Oh my gosh! Sit down!" the teacher sat me down in a couch like seat as the other woman talked to 911 on the phone. I blinked hard as the pain in my fore head started to show itself. After a few minutes the whole school started to hear sirens and some students came out of the classroom in wonder. As each of them looked at me they all gasped or gaped in shock. I giggled at some of their faces. The giggle turned into a full out laughing fest as I tried to get the air into my lungs. I waved my hand pointing at them while clutching my stomach.

"You- all-should-see-your-faces!" the blood flowed faster as I laughed and my white shirt started to completely be covered in my blood. I stopped laughing as sighed, the smile still plastered on my face. "You all should get to class, tis but a flesh wound." the sirens got louder and I looked to see an ambulance and police cars pull into the school parking lot. I whistled. "Ya know, I've never been in an ambulance before… not counting the time when I was in my mother's womb of course." Some people came out of the ambulance and ran in. They saw me and I smiled and waved to them. "Ello!" I stood up and frowned. Tears run down my face and mix with the blood. My breathing and heart beat accelerate. I started to get tunnel vision and swayed more visibly. I lost my balance and one of the men caught me. The man had dark orange brown hair braided down to his knees, an eye patch covering his left eye, green… eye, and he was dressed in a brown hat, a dark green jacket decorated with badges, dark green pants, a white shirt, a red scarf, brown boots, black gloves, a wrist watch, and in the corner of his mouth laid a lit cigarette. Hey… he looks like someone I know…

"She needs medical attention, now!" the man who held me yelled to the others in a thick French ascent. The others nod and run out to get a gurney. The man looked at my face and I blink. "I'm not leaving without my stuff," Kennedy comes with my backpack, struggling.

"here- is-her-stuff!" she puts it down with a thump and gasps for breath. "God Olivia, what do you have in there?" I smirk and look at her.

"It's not that heavy. I only have school supplies, stories, drawing, oh and my phone, I think three pairs of headphones, earl grey tea bags, several screwdrivers, a yoyo, brown play dough, a fake black microphone, and much, much more!"

(I'm actually stating what I have in my book bag! XD)

Then men came back and laid me down on the gurney. "Oh joy, I love hospitals," I whisper to myself.

The man chuckled but then got more serious, "Men! Get her to ze hospital, proto!" the men rush the gurney to the ambulance and lift me in. the man struggle to put my backpack in the ambulance but manages. "Good god petite femme, vhat did you put in zat bag?" I giggled and coughed because of the cigarette smoke. The man notices and put the cancer stick out. "Sorry 'bout zat petite femme," he closes the door and tells the driver to start driving. My eyes start to droop and he cusses, "Shit, um… hey! How 'bout we talk, ya know, get to know each other!" I raise an eyebrow and shrug. "Okay, I'll start. My name is Pip Bernadotte, I'm a mercenary captain. My squad iz called ze Wild Geese, vhat about you?" My eyes go wide.

Pip!? No wonder he looked so familiar. He is from one of my favorite anime, Hellsing… cool.

"My name is Alayna Jones; I'm just a normal high school student protagonist." I yawn and bring up my hand to cover my mouth. "And why do you keep on calling me little girl? It sounds cool and all, but seriously." Pip shrugs and thinks of another thing to say.

"Um… my favorite color iz red, like the color of my scarf." I smile,

"My favorite color is also red, more of a darker color than that though." Pip shifted in his seat.

"My favorite animal iz a cat."

"As is mine." Pip started to look at me strangely. "what?"

"Are you being honest or are you just repeating what I say?" I look at the ceiling of the car and giggle,

"I would say it is purely a coincidence, but there is no such thing as coincidence, only inevitability."

(Refrence~!)

I start to feel a strange pulsing in my head as I look out the back. I look at Pip in question and he looks out as well.

"What ze hell! Where iz ze hozpital?!" Pip yelled at the driver but the driver didn't respond. Ah, Crap. The driver takes a rough turn into the words and looks back at us. His eyes are foggy white, his teeth show an abnormal point and foam is coming out of his mouth like a rabid dog. I quickly get up and ignore the urge to faint. Pip guards me from the… thing and gets out his gun.

"Hey petite femme?" I look up at Pip in question.

"Yes?" oh boy… I think I know where this is heading… he laughs nervously and looks at me.

"You wouldn't happen to know how to drive a car… would you?" I face palm myself mentally.

"Yea… why?" Pip runs up to the thing and shoots it.

"Take ze wheel!" I do as he says as he sits in the driver's seat shooting around us. I drive at a very high speed through the woods and start to feel the adrenaline course through my veins. Pip looks at me and my half crazed smile as I take extremely tight turns dodging the trees.

"You drive like someone I know!" he yells over the gun shots.

I look at him and smile wider, "You should see me when I don't have extreme blood loss." Pip pales and clears his throat. We get into a clearing and I almost drive off a cliff. "Holy shit!" I step on the brakes and the car does some loops. The front right tire is two inches away from the cliff… Two inches! I quickly get out on my side and Pip follows.

"Great, we've been bested by unholy little pieces of shits." Pip raises an eyebrow in surprise.

"Petite femme knows 'bout vampires?" I look at him like he just asked the most stupid question ever (which to me, he did.)

"You thought I didn't? Dude, most of the population in America knows about vampires." (Though, most of them believe in those woodland pixies from Twilight)One of those things comes out of the trees walking like a zombie and I just stare blankly at it. "You know I would love to stay and all but… that's it, I just wanna stay. I just noticed I have nothing better to do." Pip shoots the things coming out of the tree's protection. I whistle. After a while I hear more gun shots coming from the trees and some bullets come near me. Pip doesn't notice as he shoots more bullets. I hear a blood chilling noise and look down at my stomach. My already red stained shirt turns darker red as blood spills from a bullet wound in my stomach. "Shit… hey Pip! See this is my favorite color!" I call out to him as I clutch my stomach to stop the bleeding. Pip looks at me and his eyes go wide.

"Shit!" he runs over to me after shooting more of those things. I lose my balance and he catches me.

"Bleh," I stick my tongue at him and he looks at me in wonder.

"What are you Petite femme?" he looks at all the blood staining my shirt, jeans, and the grass around us.

"Pfft, what am I?" I take my hand and lick some blood off of it. "I am just one hell of a high scholar."

(hehehe… REFERENCE!)

More things come out of the trees. They look like they are being chased by something… or someone. Pip clicks his tongue against the roof of his mouth as he sees the things.

"Damn, more ghouls! When do zoze thingz end?"

Oh, so they are ghouls…

Pip shoots the ghouls with his gun in his right hand and he holds me with his left arm.

"Stop shooting… look." I point to a man in red coming out of the trees. The man had black hair that dangled down to his shoulders. He was wearing a red hat, black boots, white gloves with funky looking pentagrams, and a red jacket. Under the jacket he wore a black suit type outfit with a white dress shirt and red tie thing. What made me look at the most was his face. More specifically, his eyes. He wore a pair of black sunglasses with orange tinted lenses. But even so, I knew behind them were a color similar to a red sun in the morning.

Alucard? I hope so; I have so many insults I can use on him for fun…

The man looks at Pip and then me.

"Pip… who is this girl and why is she bleeding so heavily without dying?"

Yep… it's Alucard.

Pip looks at me and shrugs. "She says her name is Alayna Jonez. Sir Integra said we had to go with the copz here everywhere and we got a call from a woman from a school zhat a girl got cut on ze forehead and wouldn't stop bleeding. One zhing lead to anozere and here we are… also did you know zhat she drivez az crazily az you?" the man in red raises an eyebrow and smirks showing his shark like teeth. I just stare blankly at him and yawn. His smile widens and Pip sweat drops.

"You know I am quite tired at the moment… Can I take a nap?" Pip eyes go wide as I close my eyes and lean my head into his shoulder.

"Hey wake up! If you go to sleep now you could die!" he shakes me and the man grabs my shoulders to keep me from going to sleep. I open my eyes and they roll back into my head. My body starts to spazz out everywhere and the blood flow increases. Pip drops me and the man lets go. As the man lets go I stop spazzing out. My eyes close and the blood flow stops… completely.

"Oh my god! Hey Alucard iz she dead?" Alucard kneels down in front of me and picks up part of my shirt. He stares at the wound I got from the bullet. The bullet hit my pelvis bone cracking it. My eyes open and I took a deep breath.

"Go dtaga do wounds cneasaigh flesh agus ar ais an saol ar an comhlacht ar an fairy ar an oíche."

(May thy flesh wounds heal and life return to the body of the fairy of the night.)

Electric blue flames cover the wounds and the blood in my shirt and on the grass sucked back into the wound on my forehead and pelvis closing them. I took another deep breath to calm myself. Pip looked at me in amazement and Alucard looked at me in… wonder… no, actually his face said "Fear me bitch!" but his eyes told that of wonder and confusion. I looked at them and cracked a smile.

"Um… Pardon me but I still have a cracked pelvis and cannot get up can you…?" I left the question hanging and Alucard snaked his arms under my back and under my knees careful not to cause any more damage to my cracked bone. I laid my head on his shoulder and my right eye twitched.

"What an interesting girl you are… my master will want to see this."

"But Alucard! Sir Integra is all the way in England!"

Alucard raised an eyebrow, "your point?"

Pip groaned, "My point is that if we take the girl to England we would be kidnapping her!"

Alucard chuckled, "Then what do you propose?"

I yawned interrupting the two men, "I propose I get taken to a hospital, this cracked pelvis isn't going to fix itself." I piped in. Alucard chuckled even more and started to turn into shadows. "Um…" I grabbed Pip's jacket and colors of red, black, and white whirled around us like a hurricane. When the colors subsided what was around us was… a hospital? I let go of Pip and he ran to the nearest trash bin and threw up his stomach's contents. Alucard walked up to the desk and looked at me. I looked on the desk and realized he couldn't not tap the ringer bell thing. I picked it up and tapped it. I giggled and tapped it more times until Alucard growled at me. I set it down and a nurse with red hair and eyes as red as Alucard's hat and a nurse outfit to match came over and saw me in Alucard's arms. I waved at her. "Hello! I am in need of some help here; you see I think I cracked my pelvis." The woman stared at Alucard in fear and dropped the clipboard she was holding. Her hands flew up to her mouth in a gasp. I frowned; "hello?" the woman blinked and looked at me she told us to follow but still looked at Alucard in fear. We passed through a pair of doors and met a hallway of more doors. The woman led us into one of the many doors and she told him to put me on the bed inside. He set me down as slowly as possible without hitting my pelvis. The woman showed Alucard out and closed the door. The woman then walked over to me and gave been a smile.

"Hello sweetie, how are you?" Her voice was held with a British accent. I looked at her with a pained smile.

"I've been better." The doctor picked up a penciled from the desk and a clipboard.

"okay, now sweetie, I'm going to ask you some questions. Try to answer to the best of your ability." I nodded and she continued. "What is your full name?"

"Alayna Blue Jones."

"When where you born and how old are you?"

"August 26th, 1999, I am 15 years old." And turning 16 in a few days.

"Parent's name and contact number?" I swallowed deeply.

"Um… Trixy and David Jones… 937-xxx-xxxx."

"And whose phone number is that?"

"… It's my mom's mobile phone." The nurse nodded and stopped writing.

"Now… what seems to be the problem?" I sighed and lifted up my shirt to show her the large bruise where the bullet wound was.

"I think I cracked my pelvis… I can't get up without feeling any pain." The nurse gasped at the black and dark purple marking. She lightly tapped the bruise and I gasped in pain. She said a quick apology and ran out to get other doctors. A male doctor came in with the nurse from before.

"Doctor Cooper! Look at this!" the male had black skin and black hair that spiked down to his shoulders and his eyes were brown but leaning towards green. Doctor Cooper walked over to me, his white coat flowing like a cape behind him, and lightly tapped the bruise in the same fashion the nurse did. As before I gasped in pain, but this time the doctor didn't stop. Doctor Cooper pressed harder and I felt tears well up in my eyes. I had to bite my tongue to keep from screaming. I tasted blood in my mouth and knew I had bitten my tongue too hard. The doctor stopped and I let go the breath I didn't know I was holding.

"She has a few cracks in her pelvis… she needs surgery immediately or it could cause permanent damage."

Oh great…

The nurse nodded and looked at me smiling sadly,

"It's ok, Doctor Cooper will fix you up in no time." I rolled my eyes and sighed.

"Excuse me… um..."

"My name is Angelina Dalles, but they all call me Madame Red." My eyes went wide.

HUH!? Madame Red!? From the anime Black Butler? Wow, this day just gets better and better. What's next? Allen Walker from D. Gray-man!?

(hush, hush Alayna… spoilers)

"Um, okay Madame Red… Red, can you start the surgery before my parents get here?" Red thought about it.

"Well… I will see what I can do." I gave her a cheerful smile.

"Thanks!" Red nodded and left.

A few minutes later a few nurses came in and gave me an IV. It's not that I'm afraid of needles; actually I watched the whole time they tried and failed to get it into my arm. The veins in my arm are very thin so… yea. I also watched the whole time when they tried and succeeded to get the needle into my hand. The problem I have with needled is that I just hate the fact that a sharp, pointy stick slowly pushes away skin and muscle to make a hole in your body so that the needle is blanketed in the surrounding environment. Then the fact that the needle then easily has a liquid go through your very body, that could easily be switched with poison… other than that, I'm cool with them.

They then hooked me up to a heart beat machine, a blood pressure thing, and they gave me a mask they would give me sleepy gas through. The best part was… the mask smelled like a mixture of milk chocolate and the woods after rain fall.

The doctors came in and out multiple times. The last time was when I went with them. As they rolled my bed down to the surgery room I saw Pip and Alucard talking on the phone. They saw me and I smiled, I would've waved but… the IV and blood pressure thing made me unable too. I sighed as we went into the room. They gave me the sleepy gas and I fell asleep almost immediately.

I had no dreams.

Me: … so…

Alayna: that was cool.

Me: it was?

Alayna: YEA! I GOT TO MEET ALUCARD! Ya know, he is more handsome in person…

Me: *smirks* riiiiiiight. It sounds like someone gots a crush~

Alayna: *blushes* HEY! SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU HARD ASSED IDIOT!

Me: -_- why did I make you this way?

Alayna: because you love me~

Me: well, I do.

Alayna: um… what?

Me: as a daughter you idiot. Even though I am bi.

Alayna: Okay…?

Me: Well, I hope you all enjoyed the official first chapter of Dark Fairy. BYE!