Me: Here is chapter three… yay.

Alayna: It took you a while.

Me: yea…. I decided to post the chapter even though I only got two reviews… Also I'm going to start replying to reviews:

Lunaconspiracy365:

REVIEW: love the new chapter please keep the updates coming are you mixing black butler and helsing together or mainly going to go into black butler or hellsing.

MY REPLY: Thanks for loving it! I will make sure to at post once in a while. Or try to. Okay, so the thing is, the anime I am focusing the most on is Hellsing, but I am putting the other anime in because they are all in England. And I don't want to spoil the story for anyone, so I won't tell you the rest.

I hope I answered your question and thanks for reviewing!

Catsvrsdogscatswin:

REVIEW: Hmm...please? Story is continuing on nicely, I like it. Why is Madam Red so freaked out about Ciel? 'S no secret she's related to him, right? Maybe I just wasn't paying attention to the show...bah, whatever. I'm with Alayna, new chapter ASAP. (Schoolwork, life, and sleep allowing. Eating too, but if you're really careful you can eat with one hand and type with the other) YOU CAN DO IT! I COUNT ON PEOPLE LIKE YOU FOR READING MATERIAL DURING SCHOOL HOURS! So as everyone on this site says, UPDATE!

MY REPLY: Well then I hope you like this little twist of a chapter! Madam Red is freaked out because no one told Alayna that she is related to Ceil. Oh, and I am now being homeschooled! So that will let me work on chapters more, YAY! Oh, also I only sometimes eat while doing chapters (RAMEN!). I usually don't eat at all… I know, not very healthy. Whatever. I also am having trouble sleeping, so I do chapters more, not less. Good for you, iffy for me.

Thanks for reviewing, you are the bomb! (Whatever that means)

Me: Oh and a big thanks to the people who favorited and followed the story!

Alayna: Zoe does not own anything besides the plot and me, plus her other OCs!

Me: I hope you enjoy this chapter of Dark Fairy!


Chapter 3; Songs, Plane crashes, and London England!?


I woke up to screaming and pain in my pelvis. Who is screaming? My eyes shot open and I realized just who was screaming… Me.

Mama's fingers were violently jabbing me where I had been shot at.

"Take that you little bitch!" she poked me and I fell on the ground. "You take our food, our money, and now you take the spot on the couch!?" she then proceeded to kick me until my body was black, blue, and a little purple on most of my bottom half of my body. She stopped when she started to get tired and walked upstairs. I laid on the floor, my mouth open in a silent scream, and tears running down my face.

I didn't move from that very spot until I started to hear moans and pounding coming from my parents room. I got up and crawled up the stairs trying to keep my already bleeding pelvis from spilling my guts out. As I got to my room I opened the door and thanked the gods it didn't get touched. I crawled all over my room gathering multiple things. Clothing was the first. I grabbed multiple shirts, pants, shorts, skirts, dresses, shoes, undergarments, socks, and a bit of hats and other jewelry and accessories. I piled them on my bed and continued to other stuff. I open my closet and opened a secret compartment in the floor. There held multiple spell books my late parents left me and multiple credit cards full of a ton of cash I gained in secret over time. I piled them next to the clothes and moved on to toiletries. Then I looked at my stuffed animal my late parents got me when I was born. An electric blue eyed black cat and bunny winged stuffed animal stared back at me. I did a simple levitation spell and brought it to me. As it touched my fingers I brought it into a tight hug. A single tear ran down my face and fell onto the animal.

I sighed and took a small bag I had done a bigger on the inside spell on a while ago. The bag was a simple black bag no larger than my head and no smaller than my hand. I started to shove everything into my bag while I fought the pain my pelvis and my whole body was giving me. When I was done I waited until it was dark to act.

"Alayna~ I know you're in here!" a hatchet smashed through my door scaring me half to death. The hole in my door grew as Mama smashed through it. "A-lay-na~" Mama shoved her hand through the door and grabbed the knob unlocking it. I started to panic and stood up even though my pelvis defiantly didn't want me to. Mama opened the door and stood there. Her whole body was covered in blood. I covered my mouth with my hands and took a deep breath. My eyes flashed electric blue and my hair bleed black accented by golden strands.

"Beidh s chodladh ar feadh ... sé uair an chloig, sin é an t-am is gá dom a fhágáil."

(Tis will sleep for... six hours, for that is all the time I need to leave.)

Mama fell on the ground asleep. I whipped the sweet off of my fore head and clumsily ran out of the room and fell down the stairs. When I hit the last step I heard a squishing noise and looked down. Bodies of many were cut into multiple pieces. The parts stuck to the wall and the furniture.

"… Ew." Is all I said before I crawled to the front door and took my wheelchair, bag, and a phone I took from Mama- no, Trixy and left the blood house. I called the police and they came to the house after I left. I wheeled myself all the way to the airport, which luckily we live right in front of. As I got into the airport I got many strange looks. The fact that I was in pajamas, in a wheelchair, and a stuffed animal was sitting in my lap didn't really help my image much. I got a ticket for London England and waited until it was time to board.

After thirty minutes, not a very long wait, it was time for me to board. Since I was handicapped, I was the first one to board. As they helped me on the plane I said my thanks and sat in my seat quietly playing with Albastru (in Romanian that means Blue).

(A/N: This is sung in the rhythm of 'London Bridge' or something, it's my song, I made it up! Who's in the forest- oops, sorry, wrong song. Fruits Basket reference~!)

"London Bridge is falling down

Alucard's a scary clown

Everyone just got shot down

Where is thy Dark Fairy?

The Nazis will kill you

Will kill you

Will kill you

The Nazis will kill you

Where is thy Dark Fairy?

Help me please, Dark Fairy

Dark Fairy

Dark Fairy

Help me please, Dark Fairy

Where is thy Dark Fairy?

I found thy Dark Fairy

Dark Fairy

Dark Fairy

I found thy Dark Fairy

Who are you again?"

I finished the song and looked up to see many people giving me strange looks. I blushed and looked back down. The captain spoke and said we will be taking off now. We started to move and I relaxed in my seat. We took off and I thanked my love of the sky. One day I will be able to soar in the sky with a pair of wings on my back and a smile on my face. I looked out the window and smiled. I mouthed the words 'Goodbye America' and rested my head on the chair. When the captain said it was alright to unbuckle I did so and got more conferrable in my seat. I wish I had my phone… I wonder if Alucard or Pip has it… well I guess I will find out when I get there. I sighed and drifted off to sleep.


I woke up thirty minutes prior to us actually touching down.

"Put your hands up!" a gun was held to my head and I raised an eyebrow. I did as I was told and put my hands up.

"Hey! Let her go!" a male voice called out. I looked at the one who spoke and went wide eyed. Snow white hair reaching down to his shoulder, pale skin but not sickly pale, grey eyes full of kindness and sadness, a curse mark color of red artistically drawn over his left eye ending in an upside down pentagram over his eye, and dressed in a black hoodie jacket decorated with silver. Allen Walker.

A yellow ball with wings and a tail floated above his right shoulder. Timcanpy.

My eyes go back to normal and the guy puts the gun closer to my face.

"Oh come on! I already got shot two days ago; can you please let me go?" the terrorist narrows his eyes at me and hits me with the bud of the gun in the face cutting just under my left eye. Blood found its way out of the cut and down my cheek. I take my left hand and touch the cut bringing it away to see blood.

"Blood…" Allen gasps and the lights in the plane flicker. Some passengers scream as I stare at the blood. My hair covers my eyes and the lights stop flickering. Allen took this as a chance due to their confusion and activated his innocence. His left arm enlarged and turned into a large white claw with green smoke-ish fire coming out where it connects to the rest of his body. He starts to knock the terrorists out. I sit there trying to get the bleeding to stop with no such luck.

"Damn," Timcanpy comes over to me and tries to confert me. I touch Timcanpy and gasp at how soft it is. "Wow! You're really soft!" Allen walks over and deactivates his innocence.

"Um… are you OK?" he asks. I nod and rub Timcanpy on my right cheek.

"It's so soft!" Allen was silent then laughs.

"His name is Timcanpy, he's my golem. A golem is what my work uses in order to communicate to each other. Timcanpy was specially made by my master, he can also take recordings." I blush and look back down but am startled when the plane starts going down suddenly.

"Crap!" I yell as I run to the front of the plane dodging people by jumping on the walls and such. I get to the front of the plane and the captain and co captain has fainted. I push the captain out of the way and try to land the plane myself. "Buttons, so may buttons!"

Allen comes running in and watches me in awe, "you know how to fly a plane!?"

I click my tongue, "No! I'm guessing from what I learned on TV and video games!" I yell back. I see the airport and ground is coming it fast. "Damn! I refuse to be gravity's bitch no more!" I pulled the plane up just in time and the plane touches down a little rough. We slowly slow down as we see sparks. As we come to a stop I take a deep breath and turn around. Allen is clutching to the co captain's seat like he was about to die… oh wait, he could have. "Ha! Take that gravity!" I jump out of the seat and my pelvis denies all pressure. I sit back down and clutch my pelvis in pain. Allen sighs but then sees that I'm in pain.

"What's wrong!?" he asks as I take in air as gasps.

"I'm-fine-just-get-my-wheelchair!" Allen does as he was told as some of the passengers go down the yellow slide to get out of the plane. Allen then picks me up bridal style and tells me to hold on. I do as told and he jumps down. When his feet touch the ground he sets me down and goes back up to get my wheelchair, bag, and Albastru. I already have Trixy's phone in my bag so he is getting that too. He comes back down with my stuff and helps me into my wheelchair. "Thank you," I say when he is done. I take my bag and dig into it finding Trixy's phone and the phone number Alucard and Pip left me. I dial the number in hope it works. It rings for a while until I hear a click.

"Hellsing Organization, Walter C. Dornez speaking." I sigh.

"Thank goodness, for a second there I was thinking they gave me the wrong number."

"Who might this be?" Walter asked me

"Ask Alucard or Pip Bernadotte if they know an Alayna Jones from America, they might know." I hear the phone being put down and Walter talking to what it sounds like Alucard. Someone picks up the phone but it isn't Walter.

"Hey Spaz, how's it going?" I groan at the name Spaz but let it go.

"Hey Alucard, I'm fine. If you count nearly dying in a plane crash and saving over one hundred people with a still healing cracked pelvis fine, then yea I'm fine." A moment of silence passes before I hear laughter over the phone.

"You are the one who did that!? Master just watched it on TV and asked me to go investigate." I kick my legs back and forth in boredom.

"Sounds like we'll be seeing each other soon then?" no answer. "Hello?" still no answer. I wait and I hear beeping. "He hung up! Jerk…" I get out a note book a write something in it when I feel a tap on my shoulder. I look to see Alucard looking at me with his famous smirk.

"Why hello Spaz, what are you doing so far away from your little home?" I tilt my head in confusion,

"What home do you speak of? I know no home in America." Alucard's smirk dropped into a frown as he ponders what I have said.

"No home? What about your parents?" He questions me.

"My parents have been dead for over thirteen years," I responded.

"But then… you're an orphan in England… with nowhere to go?" I shrug. His smirk comes back as he grabs my wheelchair, but before he fazes us to where ever, I stop him.

"Wait." Alucard stops and looks at me in wonder and confusion. I look away from Alucard and at Allen. "Hey Allen!" Allen looks at me and walks over.

"Yes?" I hand him a piece of notebook paper that I was writing on before Alucard came.

"Here, don't read it until I leave." Allen takes the paper and nods in confusion. I look back at Alucard and smile, "now we can leave."

Alucard nods and the colors swarm around us like it did before. This time our surroundings were darker. We landed in a dark room with windows covered by thick curtains, walls covered with books on shelves, a few chairs, a door, and a desk planted in front of the window swarmed with papers.

A woman sat behind the desk typing away on a laptop. Her blond almost white hair reaches down past the desk, her bright blue eyes hide behind reading glasses, and her tan skin is brightened by the computer screen's light. She dressed in a man like suit. Grey slacks, a grey jacket covering a white dress shirt, and brown boots cover each foot from under the fine piece of furniture.

The woman does not look up at us as she speaks. "Alucard, did you find the reason the plane roughly came down like that? Was it a FREAK?"

I look up at Alucard and he looks down at me still smirking. "No master it was a simple terrorist attack. It has already been handled."

"Good now leave; I am far too busy for your shenanigans today."

Alucard stood still and smirked wider. "But master I brought home a little kitty for you, don't you want to see it?" She groans and rubes her temples.

"Alucard how many times have I told you not to-" she looks up from her work and stares at me. I wave and smile.

"hi." The woman doesn't reply as her glasses slip from her nose. My smile drops and I yawn.

"Alucard… who is this?" Alucard ruffles my hair in attempt to keep me awake. But only makes me sleepier.

"This spaz is Alayna Jones. She is the mysterious person who landed the plane just a few minutes ago. She is also the one I told you about. The one about the girl in America who has a lot of blood and got shot by some of my stray bullets." I growl.

"So you are the one who shot me… whatever…" Integra raises an eyebrow.

"You? Why are you in England if you were in America yesterday? And how did you land that plane in the first place?" I put my hands up to stop the questions.

"One at a time! One at a time. First, what is your name?" she sat back in her seat.

"My name is Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing. You may call me Sir Integra."

"Okay… I am in England because… well look up American news, you should know why then. Look up a resent story on Trixy Jones." Integra raised an eyebrow, but didn't say anything as she looked it up multiple things showed up but one thing stood out the most. An article saying:

Trixy Jones murdered fifteen men, twenty women, twenty-five kids, eleven dogs and cats all in one night. One of the men of which were her own husband, David Jones. And three of the kids were her very own, Nolen Davy Jones; age eighteen, Mary Bethany Jones; age thirteen, and Grace Eloise Jones; age eight. The remains were found covering every inch of her house chopped up into many pieces. The murder weapon was a hatchet. We do not know if she worked alone or not. There is a suspect telling us that an adopted child of Trixy Jones was also spotted at the scene of the crime and has not been spotted since. If you have any news on a girl named Alayna Blue Jones, call 904-xxx-xxxx .

Under the article showed a picture of a girl with dark brown and red hair cut to her shoulders, dark blue eyes, freckles, a large mouth, and a flat nose. Integra looked at the picture then at me.

"Ha, even if they do use this picture it looks nothing like you." She showed me the picture and I read the article.

"Cool! I'm a wanted suspect! This is totally worth running away from home." I yawned again and rubbed my eyes. "Oh and for your other question, I am not able to drive a plane. I just used my knowledge in video games and television to my best advantage."

"Oh really? Walter!" an old man with black and grey hair pulled back into a pony tail, wrinkles on his face, a monocle on his eye, and other fancy butler getup, came into the office and bowed.

"Yes master?" he responded. He looked at me in question and I just waved and smiled.

"Walter, take Alayna to a room. She seems very tired and in need of sleep." Walter bows and pushes my wheelchair to the hallway.

We pass many doors and go through two elevators until we stop at black door with golden hinges and a golden knob. Walter opens the door and pushes me in.

"If you need any assistance I am a couple doors down, good night Miss Jones."

"Good night Walter, and please, call me Alayna, my last name isn't even Jones… it's Fae." Walter bows again and shuts the door behind him. I get up from the wheelchair and walk into the shower with my bag. I slide my dirty pajamas off and turn the shower on. I turned the shower on high and slowly walk in. I stand in the shower looking at my bruised up body. After a few minutes I start to wash my long hair, it takes about ten minutes. Then I painfully start to wash my body off. I try to quickly finish up as I could tell it's getting more difficult to stand with each passing moment. After fifteen minutes in the shower I turn off the water and slowly walk out. After I do get out I reach into my bag and grab a light blue towel, black undergarments, and a black silky nightgown. The nightgown has sort sleeves and reaches down to my knees. I quickly dry myself and put my clothes on. When a struck of pain courses through me I run my bed and lay down breathing heavily. After snuggling with Albastru for a while I fell into a nightmare infested world.


Me: YAY~ all done with chapter three!

Alayna: now do number four.

Me: Okay… but this one might take a lot longer.

Alayna: Tell that to the readers, not me.

Me: Hey guys~ sorry about this, but chapter four is a little complicated. That and I am redoing it, it sucks. PLUS, I also have ALONE to update on. It might take like a week to two weeks. But no longer. If you need something to do, check out this on YouTube: "Bullet" Parody: Hellsing Ultimate Abridged

It's VERY interesting. I laughed the whole time. The song is hilarious! Any Hellsing fan should love it.

I hope you enjoyed this chapter and I will see you in… lots of days (?) BYE!