Sorry for the wait. Life stuff you all know got me. Hope this was worth the wait. I got stuck on what to write 'cause Sakura, Tenten, and Hinata are at a dead tie. I made this longer than the others since it took me longer to update. (Please check out my other story Two World Meet if you like Twilight and Halloween.) Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto one little bit. I do not own the clapper, or anything else that comes up.

Normal, thought, written/use in story.

Set in Sand

Recap:

"Hello there girls."

"Kunkory! Get out of my room this instant!"

"Technically this is no longer your room. Your room is beside my room now" Kankuro gives an evil chuckle.

End Recap.

(Ino's P.O.V.)

"What?" Ino screams.

"That's right" Kankuro says smiling "Since Gaara dumped you. I get to have you."

"What- but-he-the date" Ino stuttered "When did this rule get put in?" Ino finally asks recovering from shock.

"What do you mean 'when did this rule get put in?'" Kankuro said getting annoyed. "It's in the contract that your parents signed." When all the girls had a WTF expression, Kankuro continued. "You know the one that they had to fill out every two years."

"…" girls

"The one that they where suppose to show you."

"Ah" Sakura said raising her arm like she was in school. "Our parents never showed us any contract. They just sent us off to meet this guy who was going to marry us." She finished a little nervously because Kankuro looked pissed.

"What do you girls know?" Kankuro asked

Sakura stammers out "I know that I have two month to get to know Gaara."

Kankuro looks at the others "Does anyone else have something to add to that?" The girls just stare at him dumbly. "Ok, guess not." Kankuro says staring at the ground in concentration.

"Is there more that we need to know Kundaro?" Ino asks breaking out of the trance she was in.

"It's Kankuro! Get it right!" Kankuro yells at Ino. "And yes there are other things you might find good to know."

Ok, calm down cowboy.

"L-like what?" Asks Hinata.

Kankuro starts to tick the rules off on his fingers "Like, 'The girls chosen by Gaara stay here for two months incase he changes his mind about a girl.'… uh, 'Me being able to choose from all the girls Gaara brings here and then dumps .'… 'All girls who have been contracted by their parents will be brought here one way or another, force may be used.' So you girls really had no choice in the matter. Then there's 'All girls will do what Gaara wants them to do, not obeying can lead to expulsion from Gaara's list.'…"

"What do you mean by 'All girls will do what Gaara wants them to do?" asks Tenten.

"What does 'Not obeying can lead to expulsion from Gaara's list' mean?" Ino asks at the same time.

"One at a time, please." Kankuro complains. "Tenten, it means that if Gaara wants you to do 10 jumping jacks, you do it. Or if he wants you to pole dance, then you do it." Kankuro answers. "Ino, It means what brought you into your certain predicament." Kankuro states "Did you wear what he wanted you to wear? Did you get up when he wanted you to get up?" Kankuro retorts

"Oh" Both Tenten and Ino muttered together.

No wonder I got dumped on the first date.

Kankuro sighs "Can I continue or will there be more interruptions?" The girls shake there heads no so Kankuro continues. "Now where was I? ... 'If the girls become disobedient Gaara has all authority to punish the girls any way he sees fit.'"

Sakura raises her hand.

"What?" Kankuro demands.

Sakura asks timidly "What kind of punishment will Gaara use?"

"How should I know? I'm not in his head." Kankuro barks in frustration. "Now will you be quiet so I can finish." The girls nod their heads. "Punishment, obedience, time, choosing, and contract, is there anything I'm missing?" Kankuro mutters to himself. "Oh yeah, 'When Gaara chooses a girl to be his bride that girl will not fuss and or cause a commotion.' And uh, 'The girl will not tell Gaara what to do under any circumstance.' … 'The girl will become the girl Gaara whishes her to be.' I think that's it."

Ino raises her hand. "What's with 'The girl will become the girl Gaara whishes her to be.' I mean wouldn't he marry one of us because he likes who we are and not what we could be?"

Kankuro looks at her like she just said the most stupid thing he has ever heard "No wonder Gaara dumped you already. He would have had a headache the size of Texas when you got done talking."

The nerve of him!

"Be nice Kankuro" Sakura spat at him in disgust.

"Whoa you're a feisty one aren't you." Kankuro says with a smile.

"Don't you think about it." Sakura says fixing Kankuro with a steel gaze. "I would rather die than go with you to your room." Sakura says with venom seeping out of her voice.

"Don't worry Gaara still has dibs on you so you're safe from me." Kankuro says with a slow smirk spreading across his face. "Besides I have your friend here to keep me company till then." Kankuro says with a full on smirk, looking at Ino.

WHAT!

The girls are shocked into stillness. Seeing this Kankuro walks over to where Ino is sitting on the bed and grabs her roughly to drag her out of the room. Ino is numb and does not notice that she is being carried out of the room till Kankuro shuts the door behind them.

"Hey!" Ino shouts. "Put me down this instant you pervert!"

"That's not very nice." Kankuro says putting her down but keeping a tight grip on Ino's upper arm. "Hold still. I'm not going to bite if that's what you're worried about, at least not much." Kankuro says smirking looking at her breasts. Ino slaps him for his rude behavior right when Temari came walking around the corner.

"Kankuro be nice to the young lady." Temari says with disproving eyes. "I know you want some fun but that is what the clubs are for."

"Yeah but, she's just so hot Temari." Kankuro whines. "Hey how'd you know I deserved that slap?"

"Because you always deserve a slap Kankuro" Temari says "If you really like her that much then have her be your room slave." Temari says dismissingly.

"Good idea Temari. You know I love you big sis." Kankuro says with a huge grin on his face.

Ino stares at them in horror. "Have you forgotten that I'm a human being? I demand to be treated as one" Room slave! Ha!

"Oh shut your fucking mouth up you slut." Temari exclaims.

"I'm no slut you slut!" Ino shouts back.

"Hey, as much as I'd like to see a cat fight, I don't think you should fight here." Kankuro inputs nervously.

"Such a bitch." Temari mutters to Ino.

"Hey!" Ino turns to Kankuro. "You going to let her talk to me like that?"

Fight like a man!

"He sure is! He has enough brains to know not to mess with me you bitch!" Temari shouts at Ino.

"Girls common don't fight." Kankuro mutters "Why don't we take a walk and get to know each other?"

"Go ahead and take a walk with your little slut bitch. I have better things to do." Temari announces.

Slut bitch! She just called me a slut bitch!

"I think I will." Kankuro retorts and drags Ino along behind him.

Ino twist in his grasp "Hey let me go." I can't believe he let that bitch walk all over him!

Kankuro doesn't reply, he keeps dragging Ino behind him.

"You're hurting me Kankuro." Ino complains.

I'm going to have bruises for weeks!

Kankuro turns fast on his heels to face Ino instantly. "Who do you think you are?" Kankuro whispers furiously at Ino. "You think you can get away with anything. Well if Temari wasn't a girl she would have been the one you'd be sucking up to."

"What?" Ino asks confused. "Temari had a sex change?"

Boy turns into a girl. Why would she/he want to do that?

Kankuro raises his hand to slap Ino but stops just centimeters away from her face. "No you fool. She has more power than Gaara and I combined. She could murder the president and get away with it. That's how much power she has." Kankuro growls in Ino's face.

His breath smells so gross.

Looking pail Ino just nods that she understands. Kankuro turns and heads off down the hall with Ino still in tow. They continue to walk down the halls for some time.

Ino asks timidly "Kankuro where are we going?"

"My room, you aren't fit to be out and about." Kankuro responds.

"Oh, how long will that take?" Ino inquires.

"Not long if you keep quiet." Kankuro replies.

"Ok, I'll be quiet." Ino says defeated.

These heels are hurting me.

They end their walk on the third floor in front of a black door with purple designs on it. Ino looks from the door to Kankuro several times when he does not immediately open it.

"What is it Kankuro?" Ino's voice reverberates off the deserted hall corridors.

Spooky

"Well" Kankuro starts but cuts himself off.

"What is it?" Ino asks soothingly.

He is retarded! He can't even spit out whatever it is he is trying to say!

"It's just that… well…" Kankuro tries to explain but chokes on the words as they form.

"If you don't want me in your room you could drop me off at my room." Ino offers.

Suddenly Kankuro wakes up from his trance and shouts "No!" with that he takes her arm and thrusts open the door.

The room is completely dark. Ino stumbles over something hard and hollow that sounded like it had little metal things in it. Kankuro catches her before she can fall face first into who knows what else. He rights her and claps his hands. The lights turn on and Ino is able to see that she tripped over a life size puppet made out of wood. Ino looks up to see the room is decorated with the same kind of puppets. She takes in the black wall color and dark purple bed sheets with black designs. The pillows are silky black with dark purple trim and the head board has a puppet head sticking out of it. Ino then sees that the bathroom has no door and his closet that is overflowing with black cloths.

Quite the morbid kind of guy. Definitely not my type.

"Wow, guess you like dark colors." Ino says while nodding her head slowly up and down. And dark spooky lighting and strange puppets.

"Yeah, do you like my puppets?" Kankuro says picking up the one Ino tripped on. "I made them from scratch."

"You're quite the engineer." Ino says smiling. "That one sounded like it hade something in it." She says pointing to the one Kankuro picked up.

"All of my puppets have at least one secret weapon." Kankuro says putting the puppet down to lean on the wall.

"So what's with the puppet head on the headboard?" Ino asks innocently.

"It has a weapon that can be shot from the mouth if there is an intruder." Kankuro says a little embarrassed.

"Interesting." Ino mumbles as she walks around the room. "Why does the bathroom not have a door?" She inquirers to Kankuro.

Better not be so he can be more of a pervert.

Kankuro turns a little red. "I, ah, never put one on." He says looking down at the floor.

"Why?" Ino demands

"Well because…" Kankuro looks at the floor and quickly says "you'rethefirstgirlthathasbeeninmyroom."

"I'm sorry, but what did you just say?" Ino asks leaning forward to hear Kankuro correctly.

Kankuro takes a deep breathe and says it slower this time. "You're the first girl that has been in my room."

"Oh" Ino says perking up. "So you never have had that much 'fun' before." She makes air quotes around the word fun for emphasis.

Hopefully I won't be his first.

Kankuro gives her an are you retarded look but nods one time.

"Thank the heavens" Ino says under her breath. I doubt that he will do it to me.

"What was that?" Kankuro demands coming toward her.

"I said that I'm starven." Ino says with a smile.

At least that much is true. I haven't eaten anything since last night.

"Oh, than you should have said something before." Kankuro goes over to a wall and presses a button on a speaker box. He orders some food to be delivered to his room. "The food is on its way." Kankuro says turning around to face Ino.

"That's good." She answers and sits experimentally on the bed. An awkward silence falls over the two of them.

"Well I'm going to see if Gaara needs anything." Kankuro says looking sternly at Ino as he adds "You are not to leave this room or touch anything you could break."

"Ok, can I get the food when it arrives?" Ino checks the time.

"Yeah but nothing else." With that he leaves the room.

"Great, I'm stuck in a mansion that I can't even check out. On top of that I have to stay in this creepy room. Yeah life suck ass. I really have to stop talking to myself out loud."

There was a nock on the door right then. Ino gets up to answer it and find a maid holding a tray loaded with food and drinks. She quickly grabs the try and closes the door on the shocked face of the maid.

God I'm starving. Let's see what should I eat first? Macaroni and cheese, pizza, chocolate cake, vanilla shake, nachos, man so much food.

Ino eats her heart out and then gets really tired so she falls on the bed and falls asleep not noticing the angry shouts just outside.

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Well I hope you enjoyed it. Again so sorry for the wait. Please vote/message so your girl will marry Gaara. Wonder what the shouts are about? I have no idea just thought I'd add something in there. Got any ideas please message. I'll gladly take criticism if you'll take the time to write it. If I don't know who gets Gaara then the story will stop for a while. This story is viewer/readers choice.

~~~Chow