A/N: Sorry, writers block. Big thanks to 'Geekoness' for reviewing!
Rating: R or M (Which means may not be suitable for people younger than sixteen/seventeen – depending on maturity level.)
Warning/note: The change of rating is because there is more cursing, talk about sex- innuendo and/or otherwise, and gay relationships in the story. If you're ok with those topics then read away.
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO! Sorry just thought it would be obvious.
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Kankuro
Kankuro's POV
Kankuro walk back in to his room, after telling Hinata that tomorrow she had a date with Gaara. He walks in to see Ino taking up all the bed as she sleeps. 'She's cute when she's sleeping.' He mentally slaps himself. 'What are you thinking!?' He looks at the half eaten tray of food. 'Damn how could she eat so much?' He walks over to the window and pulls out his cell phone to dial his friends. The phone rings three times before he hears a groggy answer.
"Hello?"
"Hey it's me, Kankuro." He says.
"Oh, 'sup?"
"Is he there?"
"Yeah, I'll put you on speaker."
Kankuro hears rumpling and movement from the other end then hears someone say "Noooo, I can't take any more." Then he hears a slap and "You idiot Kankuro is calling." "Oh."
"'K, we're both here." The first speaker says.
"Spill. Will we be able to come over tomorrow or what?" the second person says.
"Gaara dumped a girl already."
He hears massive amounts of complaining from the other end of the line.
"But we were going to have a blast." The second person says.
"Sounds like you already had a few blasts." Kankuro says.
"So who's the pain?" the first guy asks changing the subject.
Kankuro looks at Ino "She's a prep, eats way to much, and is completely shallow."
"Not to mention that preps show way to much skin, or cleavage." The second guy says.
"So how'd she get dumped so quickly?" the first guy asks.
"Simple really, she talked for about three hours about her shallow ass self, her shallow boyfriend, shallow friends, stinking shallow 'rents, not to mention her assortment of clothes, and the funny part is that she actual talked about her periods." Kankuro chuckles at the last part.
He hears gagging noises from the other end of the line.
"Did Gaara puke?" the first guy says.
"No Shiky, all he said was 'That's a lot' then dismissed her." Kankuro answered.
"God, damn it, that all he said?" The second guy asks.
"Yep, and Temari and I had to listened to the whole thing while playing cards."
"What a pain." The first guy, Shiky, said.
The second guy groaned. "When will we be able to see you?"
"I don't know Leelee. I guess I'll call when you guys can come over." Kankuro soothed.
"I guess we'll talk to you later then." Shiky said.
"Call me soon, 'k Kankuro?" Leelee mumbled.
"Sure, talk later." Kankuro says before he ends the call.
Kankuro looked over at the sleeping Ino.
'Guess I'll be sleeping on the floor tonight.' He grumbles to himself.
(Ino's pov)
Ino hears the most disgusting sound that had ever awoken her in her life. She opens her eyes to see the room is filled with sunlight. Ino sits up grumpily because that sound had interrupted her dream about her hot ass boyfriend. She looks around the room trying to find the source of the sound. Her eyes land on Kankuro's open mouth. Drool was flowing down his cheek and the horrible sound was his snoring.
'What the Fuck is wrong with this guy.'
Just then her phone vibrated in her pocket. She sees a text message from her bbf. Where the hell are you? We're all going to Kiba's party 'cept you. Get the hell out of that shit hole and hurry back.
She hurriedly texts back. Believe me I'm trying. Tell Neji I love him. She sends the text then closes the phone because Kankuro was stating to wake up.
"Hey." Kankuro greets her, whipping the drool off his face.
"Morning sleepy head." Ino says teasingly.
'He is so gross.'
(Kankuro's POV)
Kankuro growls at her but looks for his clock. "Shit" Kankuro swears. "If have to meet Gaara." He gets up and goes into the bathroom to brush his teeth. When he's done he quickly leave to find Gaara to see how Hinata did.
'Shit, if Gaara dumps a girl right now then I'm sunk. I won't be able to have the guys over for any fun at all.'
Kankuro finds Gaara in the garden eating a chocolate bar.
"Thought you didn't like chocolate little bro." Kankuro said surprising Gaara.
"You know it's a lie." Gaara said. "Sorry I dumped Ino on you. She was just to annoying." Gaara took another bite of chocolate. "How did Shikamaru and Lee take the news?"
"How do you think? Bummed of course, I mean, we haven't seen each other in more than two month. I really need to see them Gaara." Kankuro pleaded with his brother. "So please don't dump another girl on me until I can get rid of blonde."
"If I can stand to go out again with the girl, I won't dump her on you." Gaara said.
"Sweet." Kankuro grinned widely at his younger brother.
"So are you going to fuck blonde?" Gaara asks raising an eyebrow.
"Oh hell, fuck no!" Kankuro shivers. "That's the grossest thing you have ever said to me Gaara."
Gaara chuckles at his brother. "I guess she is a little unappealing, even to a pervert like you."
"I thought she was hot at first but then she ate so much she made me nauseous." Kankuro skewed his face up remembering the half eaten tray of food.
"I might be giving you Tenten. That girl has the most annoying personality. She needs to learn a lesson in manners while she's talking to me. And she needs to understand that I'm not a little boy."
Kankuro looks at Gaara like he grew a third hand. "Gaara you are only sixteen."
Gaara gets up agitated. "I'll just talk to Temari about it. At least she understands." Gaara walks away leaving Kankuro standing in the garden with his own thoughts.
Kankuro gets back to his room to find that Ino had discovered his sex toy collection. Ino has her back to the door and doesn't hear him come in. Blushing red he slams the door after he enters his room.
"What the hell Ino!" Kankuro yells his voice cracked on the word hell.
'Now I have to disinfect all of those.'
Ino jumps at the door slamming into his frame. "Well, why the hell do you have sex toys if you're still a virgin?" Ino nearly shrieks. "And why are there no condoms?"
'Leelee brings the condoms. And I'm not a virgin in the sense she means.'
"What the mother fucking hell are you doing going through my things!" Kankuro is still yelling at Ino.
"Because I have nothing left to shitting do!" Ino yells back to Kankuro.
"So you have to fucking rummage through all my shit to keep your shit whore ass self occupied?"
"I'm not a whore!" Ino shrieks "And why are all this things able to go up an ass?" Ino says more quietly.
"Because." Kankuro says reddening. "Because…Just because."
"Because what? Are you like gay or something? Because if you are gay, you're really gross."
'How the hell…'
"What's wrong if I am gay?" Kankuro asks.
"Because…It goes against nature, a male and female belong together, not male on male or girl on girl. The human race thrives from the physical rela~"
Kankuro cuts her off. "How the hell does it go against nature, some of my friend are gay and they're fine."
Ino ignores Kankuro's interruption. "…relationship between and male and female in which causing a baby to be born."
'a baby is just a loud pooping messy thing that messes everything up…And I wonder why my parents don't get me, They had three babies.'
Kankuro is about to speak but a knock on the door cuts him off. He turns around and opens the door. Temari and Gaara are standing in the door way. Kankuro slips out of the door worried that they would see his toys or that Ino would have enough nerve to continue the conversation.
"What's up?" Kankuro asks looking from Temari's evil grin to Gaara's unusually happier face.
"We're going to trash the little bitch Tenten." Temari growls in Kankuro's face.
"What are you going to do?" Kankuro asks suspiciously.
"Nothing serious, I'm just going to dump an ice cold bucket of water over her head if she so much as doesn't wear the right lipstick." Temari says.
"Where do I come in?" Kankuro asks.
"You'll be mock fighting with Gaara so her attention's on you guys." Temari answers.
"Okay what time do you want me?"
Temari and Gaara grin at each other. "One fifteen, so you guys can get into it enough that she thinks this is normal."
"What's she supposed to wear?"
"A dress you'll love, I assure you." Temari says.
"Describe the dress." Kankuro growls at his sister.
"Fine…" Temari huffs. "It's, like, a tight fitting teal dress cut above mid thigh, that's maybe a size or two smaller than what she needs. The neck is a low V shape that goes down to the lower chest reveling some cleavage, a lot of cleavage if it's too small for her. The back has little straps criss-crossing to hold the sides together, and those small little fragile straps are all that make up the back, and there's no back so far down it might not even cover her ass. The heels are six inch high heels that have straps going up to her knee, and the color matches the dress."
"I'll defiantly be there." Kankuro smiles and watches as Gaara and Temari walk off heads together planning how to best get revenge.
He slips back into his room.
'I doubt Ino will let our conversation go but I need some sleep if they want be at one fifteen.'
Ino's still staring at him in her previous position. Sighing to himself he goes over to the bed and jumps in bed fully clothed with his shoes still on his feet.
"What do you think you're doing?" Ino ask.
Kankuro lies on his stomach and tries to ignore the annoying voice.
"Kankuro I'm talking to you!" Ino yells in his ear.
Kankuro takes out his cell and sets the alarm to go off at one-oh-five. He stuffs it back into his front pocket so Ino can't tamper with it.
Ino tries to get Kankuro's attention for a few more minutes then settles in so she can text her friends.
Kankuro's phone vibrates wildly in his pocket. Kankuro jumps up into the doggy position asking "Wha-, what'd I miss." He pulls out his phone noting the time, one in the morning. "Hello?" He asks but his O was lost in a yawn.
"Hey Kanky." Leelee's voice greeted him.
Kankuro shook off the last of his sleepiness. "Hey Leelee." He says while looking for Ino. She's curled up on the ground lightly snoring. "'Sup?"
"You know what I want." Leelee growls playfully over the line.
Kankuro chuckles to himself. "No I don't know what you want Leelee." He whispers as he gets out of bed and goes to his closet to find something to wear for the one fifteen workout.
"I know you want me just as much as I want you up my…" Leelee continues.
Kankuro continue to listen to Leelee on his way to the training grounds. "Leelee, I really have to go. Gaara and Temari are planning revenge on one of the girls. They need me for a distraction."
'Damn Leelee could take that in so many ways.'
"Fine, I guess you're a pretty good distraction. Call me back when you're done, 'k?" Leelee says.
"You bet." Kankuro says grinning.
"'K, love you Kankuro." Leelee hangs up the phone.
'Love you too Leelee.'
Kankuro puts away his cell phone, and enters the training grounds. After he was sweating with exertion he sees Tenten appear in jeans and a t. They stop fighting and watch her approach.
'Damn her shirt's white. That's not going to be good.'
"So what are you guy's doing?" She asks looking from Gaara then to Kankuro.
"Training." Is the only answer Gaara gives her, even if it's nearly a complete lie.
"Why are you wearing that outfit Tenten?" Kankuro looks her up and down deliberately. He knew Gaara wasn't going to ask.
"Because I felt like wearing it Kankuro." She snaps a little at him. She then looks at Gaara.
'Damn, she's a freaken poser! She acts all high and mighty but she looked at him for approval.'
Kankuro then sees that Temari has slowly advanced with her bucket of ice water. Tenten was about to turn around when she was drenched with ice water. Her nipples immediately went hard. Gaara's eyes went a little wider than usual with the show.
'Gaara's straight, he likes what he sees, keep it together Kankuro, don't puke.'
Tenten and Temari were at it now. Kankuro watched as the two girls fought it out. Finally Tenten went to the ground hard. Gaara stops Temari before she can really hurt her. Temari leaves in a huge huff. Kankuro decides to walk over and give Gaara encouragement. He patted Gaara on the back. "Looks like you can have a date." Kankuro looks over at the poor girl curled up on the ground. "Temari didn't kill her." Kankuro waits a sec for Gaara's reply, none came. Shrugging his shoulders he walks out of the room and decides to call Leelee back while he waits for Gaara to be alone.
"Hey Kanky!" says the voice of his lover.
"Hey, I'll have to hang up on you again but I got a few minutes." Kankuro says leaning against a wall and watches Gaara and Tenten.
"Why will you have to hang up?" Leelee's voice sounded like he was pouting.
"I'm gan'na be following Gaara and the girl. I want to find out if he likes her or not."
"Oh…" Said Leelee.
"Hey, Leelee, want to start talking where you left off?" Kankuro asked.
"Where did I leave off at do you know?" Lee asked slyly.
"That's simple, you were moaning my name." Kankuro chuckles darkly.
"Oh yeah, Kankuro…Kankuro…"
Kankuro listened to Lee's sex talk and followed, with care, Gaara and the girl of the day. Gaara and Tenten separated at her room and Kankuro said a quick goodbye to Leelee. Gaara was so deep in thought that he didn't even notice his approach until he threw his arm around his younger brother's shoulder and asked "So how'd it go?" Gaara jumped at the surprising company. He turned a little red as he asked his own question. "How'd what go?" Kankuro could laugh at his younger brother but tried to suppress, it causing his face to twist with emotion. "How'd your date go, you know the date with Tenten, you were going to have breakfast."
Gaara's face went into a sarcastic emotion at his own thoughts. "Oh, well we just talked as I took her to the Healing room." Gaara says.
"Ah, so that's what's go your attention." Kankuro says nodding his head up and down slowly.
'Figures he'd like the annoying one. Hopefully Temari will take Tenten for a training buddy.'
"How's Ino?" Gaara asked.
'You just had to ask about that little mother fucker…Girl.'
He takes his arm from Gaara's shoulder and shoves both his hands into his pockets. "Fine." Was all he could give that was polite.
'Right, fine, she's fine messing up my room. She's fine going through my things. She's fine saying I'm not natural. She's fine whining all day, to me, about her boredom. Right, she fine.'
They walked in silence for a while, each in his own world.
"Well I better get going." Kankuro says jerking his thumb down a different hall. "Don't want Ino to get lonely and start going through my stuff."
'Again. I'm already about to puke, her smell's all over me fucking bedroom…'
Gaara had a look that said he doubted Ino was ever going to look through his stuff. "Yeah, see you later."
Kankuro went down the hall and walked around trying to decide what to do.
'Ah, what the hell?' He thought to himself after awhile. 'I'll just drop by LeeLee's place and surprise him.'
Kankuro jogged down to the garage and got into his red 2009 Ferrari 430, Scuderia. He started driving over to Leelee's. When he arrived he knew better than to knock on the door at two-thirty in the morning. He parked the car down the road and walked around to the back of the Leelee's house. Kankuro scaled to the two story deck and climbed onto the roof. Leelee's bedroom was in the attic and he had a window that looked out over the roof. Kankuro got to the window and tapped it to get Leelee's attention. Leelee looked a little flustered when he saw Kankuro at his window. He smiled widely with surprise. He had been playing a game, nude. He hurriedly opens the window and Kankuro jumps in lightly. Kankuro takes Leelee's face to his and kisses him hard with passion. When they finally broke apart Leelee asked "Do you want me to Shiky?"
"Shit Leelee," Kankuro growls. "Forget about fucking Shikamaru." Leelee was about to protest but Kankuro pulled Leelee's face to himself so he would whisper in Leelee's ear. "Fuck me all night…" Kankuro whispers.
'I can't stand not having you another day.'
With a growling moan he says the last part. "…Rock Lee."
I finally got this one out! I thought it would be fun to show a little more of what Kankuro and Ino where doing. Please don't hate me; I have nothing against people being gay. This story was hard to write because I had little to go off of. Hope this story pleased my few readers. I already have an idea were the next chaptered is going.
R&R people I'm getting discouraged. I need to know your votes for the girls. Tenten is barely hanging on. Hinata and Sakura are the most likely to move on, but their at a dead tie. Please people, do you like it, think its funny, or is my writing horrid?
Next time, Sakura's day. Will Tenten stay, go to Kankuro, or go home? Ino's being a pain, will she go home? Sakura has her . and can't get out of bed. How will she go on the date?
~~Chow