Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.

Rating: M

Warning: contains cussing, cramps (Thanks to Rawr it's Kiwi story 'Notes from a Killer') and gay talk. Don't like don't read.

A/N: The final girl is going to get her date. Will she be able to stay? PLEASE REVIEW FOR YOUR GIRL!

Normal/talking, Thinking

Sakura's day

Kankuro snuck back in to his house after the wild night with Leelee.

'Damn my ass hurts like hell. But it was all worth it.'

"Kankuro." Temari's voice came to Kankuro's ears.

"Sup Temari?"

"Where the hell were you last night?"

'Crap.' "Out."

"Out where?"

"Why does it matter Temari?"

"I was looking for you to ask if you wanted to go out raving."

"Oh, sorry I missed it but I made other arrangements."

"With?"

"The guys."

"For the love of…" Temari walked away frustrated that Kankuro had to be so evasive sometimes.

'Made it.' Kankuro cheered in his head.

(Sakura's p.o.v.) The same morning in Sakura's bedroom.

Why did Gaara have to pick today as the date day? Ow, cramps… There comes a knock from the door.

"Who is it?" Sakura groans.

Gaara opens the door. He peeks inside to see Sakura in bed curled into the fetal position.

"Why are you not ready?" Gaara asks.

"Because Master Gaara." Sarcasm drips from Sakura's mouth. "I am having cramps from my period."

"That's all?" Gaara says disbelief in his tone.

"Have you ever had cramps caused by womanly means Gaara?"

"No, but Temari doesn't complain."

"Well Temari has Temari cramps. I have Sakura cramps, which are completely incapacitating."

"Today's our date day, get ready." Gaara says with a no negotiating voice.

"But I can't move Gaara. So unless you want to carry me, I suggest we not have the date today."

Gaara glares daggers at Sakura. "It has to be today."

"No dice, not today, I'm not leaving this bed."

"Fine." Gaara pulls up a chair close to Sakura's bed and sits down. "This is our date."

Sakura lets her mouth hang open. She's shocked and appalled at his cheekiness. "Oh no, get your spoiled ass out of my room." Sakura said deadpanned.

"What did you call me?" Gaara says glaring icy fire at Sakura.

"Spoiled ass." Sakura gets out of bed determined to kick his ass out if necessary.

"Look who can get out of bed now faker." Gaara says standing up.

"Shut the hell up you insolent spoiled ass!" Sakura yelled in his face. "And get your little haven't-done-a-days-work ass out of my room!"

Gaara was furious she had the gall to insult him to his face. "Shut your slutty whoreish trap up, you faker!" Gaara screamed right back at her.

Sakura screeched and gave him a violent right hook. Gaara went crashing into his chair then the floor. He lay on the floor sprawled out trying to catch his bearings.

"You have no right to talk to me that way." She straddled him grabbing his collar pinning him to the floor as she cocked her hand back for another blow. Gaara brought his head up to started to open his mouth when her fist landed square in his jaw and his head went cracking on the floor once again. "You were the one that made us come here." Sakura yelled again and brought her hand up again. "I had my whole fucking life planed out! I was going to be a doctor!" Tears ran down her face as she hit Gaara again, this time in the eye. "I was going to help people! You fucking bastard, you spoiled ass bastard!"

Gaara grabbed her by her collar. "You think this is my idea? I never wanted to have an arranged marriage!" Sakura looked at him with shock clearly on her face. "My parents have told me what to do my whole shit fucking life! I was only born so I could inherit my parent's stuff after I marry a girl they approve of. Have you ever thought of my point of view? No!" Gaara screams at her. "You girls are always the same. To stuck up your own asses to see what's going on around you. So just shut up! Shut up." Gaara shakes her on the last sentence.

Not in the mood for being told what to do Sakura thins her mouth into a hard line. "You think it's only girls that have their heads up their asses? Because I know some guys-" She was cut of by Gaara.

"No, I know there are guys like that. I'm just saying that girls tend to be bitchier about it."

"So know you're calling me a bitch?" Sakura says deadly calm.

Gaara sighs heavily. "I'm not calling you a bitch. Though Ino, yeah that's a definite possibility." Gaara says trying not to get punched again. Sakura starts to laugh uncontrollably. "Yeah, your right, she was a bitch." This has Gaara laughing along with her. Little did they know they were not alone.

(Temari's P.O.V.)

Temari was listening to the whole argument behind Sakura's closed door, ready to jump to Gaara's aid if he needed it. She smirked at the Ino comment but was stopped cold when she heard the unmistakable laughter of Gaara.

What…the…hell! Since when does he laugh? I can't remember the last time he laughed like this.

Stunned Temari walks away from the door, her mouth hanging a little agape.

Later in Sakura's room voices could be heard.

"So why do you want to be a doctor?" Gaara says sitting at the foot of Sakura's bed.

Sakura sitting up against her pillows at the headboard replied. "I don't really know, you know?"

Gaara shakes his head. "My whole life was planed out before I was even conceived."

A silent "oh" escapes Sakura's lips. "Must be rough not having any choices."

"Not really, you get use to it. Kankuro and Temari help." Gaara's eyes come to rest on his feet.

Sakura looks Gaara over.

Feeling eyes on him Gaara turns to find Sakura checking him out. "What?"

Sakura snaps out of her thoughts at the alarm in Gaara's voice. "What?" She tilts her head a little.

"Why were you looking at me like that?"

Sakura smirks slightly. "What does it freak you out to have some girl look at you like that?"

"Not at all." Gaara's nose goes into the air a little. "Why were you looking at me like that anyway?"

"Just reassessing my initial thought about you, that all."

"In a good way or bad way?"

"I'm not telling you!"

"Why?"

"Because you haven't told us what you think of us." Sakura says crossing her arms.

"Us?"

"Yeah, us, your 'brides on call.'" She makes quotations in the air.

"I can't tell you what I don't know. It takes time to sort out all the factors." Gaara says looking intently at the floor boards.

"Factors? What factors do you have to consider?" Sakura yells at Gaara. "The only factors I see are if she can even stand you." Sakura crosses her arms over her supple chest.

Both fall silent waiting for the other to speak. "So…" Gaara starts. "Why did you want to be a doctor?" Gaara looks at her waiting for a response while Sakura gets her thoughts together.

"I wanted to help people." Sakura mumbles, unsure of what Gaara's reaction will be.

"That's a noble sentiment. But why would a girl like you want to become a doctor when she could have and easy life married to a rich husband." Gaara looks at Sakura and is shocked to see a vicious scowl on her face. He thinks back over what he said and he eyes go big at the realization of what it sounded like. "No, no, that's not what I meant. What I meant was why become a hard working doctor when you could live easily, taking care of your own children?"

"Simple, I don't want to get pregnant."

Gaara can't help his mouth falling open at her comment.

Sakura starts to laugh manically pointing at Gaara. When she settles down and is able to breathe Gaara is more pissed than he wants to admit. "I can't believe you actually bought that. You should have seen your face." Another laughing fit takes control of Sakura's body. She abruptly stops when she realizes her situation. Gaara his pinning her hands to the headboard by her wrists and his face is mere inches away. She gulps at the frozen stare she is forced to look at.

"Don't ever play that game ever again or else you will regret it." Gaara says in a whisper thin icy voice. He releases her and goes out of her room, slamming the door shut behind him.

Sakura takes a few deep breaths. "Shish, he doesn't know how to take a joke." Sakura shrugs and curls back under her thick covers.

Meanwhile Gaara is walking the halls.

Shit! Shit! Shit! Mother and Father are coming home in tomorrow and I still don't know what to tell them. They'll want to see the girls but the girls aren't ready to see them. Hinata'll most likely faint or stutter, Tenten will talk her head off about woman's rights and Sakura will at like a stick has been shoved up her ass. SHIT! What will I do?

Calm down Gaara, you still have some time to come up with a good excuse…What am I saying? Mother will see through anything I say and Father will push a girl on me that I don't even like. I mean the whole reason I came up with the deal that I could pick from the girls they were already picking for me was that I could find a girl I might actually like so I could take control for once in my life. What was I thinking?

Maybe if I go to Kankuro he'll tell me what to do. He is such a big pervert after all. Hunh?

Gaara tilts his head to the side trying to tell where his brother's voice is coming from. As Gaara gets closer he can hear more clearly what his brother is saying.

"I know Shiky, I should have called you but I wanted some alone time with Leelee…I know…Yeah that's what I kind of figured would happen…Hell Shiky, he was all right there all of his glorious skin showing, and you know how long its been since I've got some. So give me a brake… Sure… Right… Talk to you later." There was shuffling noises then Kankuro comes walking around the corner. "Christ Gaara, what are you doing here?"

All Gaara could think of, was in broken sentences.

His? Got some? What!

"Gaara?" Kankuro shook his little brother concerned. When Gaara stiffened up against his touch Kankuro knew his brother had been listening. "Gaara, how much did you hear?"

"Are…?"

"What is it Gaara?"

"Are you…?"

Growing frustrated and wanting his brother's accusations done and over with Kankuro shook his little brother violently. "Am I what Gaara?"

Taking a deep breath Gaara finished his thought. "Gay?" The word hung in the air around them for a minute until Kankuro sighed heavily "Yeah Gaara, I am."

Silence once again rains over their conversation. "So…"

"So what Gaara?"

"Why do you still have Ino in your room?"

"So that I could keep up appearances." Kankuro smiles happy his brother is still comfortable with him.

"She is such a bitch."

Kankuro stares at his little brother. "Gaara, wash that mouth out right now."

"What I'd do?"

Shaking his head, dismissing the subject, Kankuro gives Gaara a noogy. "don't tell Temari, okay?"

"Okay." Gaara waits a beat then asks the question he's dying to know. "Who are Leelee and Shiky?"

Kankuro walks a little slower, thinking. "Shiky is Shikamaru, and Leelee is Rock Lee."

Gaara stops in his tracks. A choked "What?" escapes Gaara's lips. "And you three do…IT?"

"Yeah, got a problem with that." Kankuro said with venom.

Gaara shakes his head, eyes round with shock. "No, But how does it work?"

Smiling Kankuro walks faster leaving Gaara in his dust. Keeping his secret safe for know.

Gaara is left with more question than answers then he realizes he missed his chance to talk to Kankuro about what to do with the girls and his parents.

Fuck my life!