Disclaimer: I talk to Plot Bunnies and yodeling Partridges. For some reason this makes me too insane to own Supernatural.

Sam sighed, massaging his temples. He had no idea what to do. It was Valentine's day and Gabriel would probably do something amazing for him. But Sam had no idea what to give the archangel. What was he supposed to give a celestial being that could will anything into existence?

Sam groaned, running a hand through his hair. This was just great. He hesitated, trying to think of what Gabriel would like. Other than sex, chocolate and himself. He could combine the three, which he had no doubt would please Gabriel extremely but something a little more meaningful would be nice.

An idea struck Sam, an idea on who might have an idea anyway and he went for his bag, searching for the phone.

A deep but friendly voice answered. "Yes?"

"Hey Fenrir, it's Sam." Sam explained. "I need your help."

Fenrir laughed over the phone. "I have a guess as to why. Fortunately I have an idea too."

XXX

Sam hadn't been near a beach, but a lake was nearby, and Fenrir had suggested going there.

Sam stood on the edge of the lake, eyes scanning. "Now what?"

The black, silver and gray wolf flicked his ears in greeting.

"Romantic dinner here?" Fenrir offered. "My father's element is-"

"Water." Sam finished for the wolf, who's tail wagged once.

Fenrir continued. "By the way Sam, you shouldn't worry so much." He gently poked Sam with a paw. "Whatever you do my dad will love."

The hunter almost smiled. "Thanks."

Fenrir chuckled. "Oh don't thank me. I'm just happy that he's happy." Amusement flashed through Fenrir's eyes. "See ya later!"

Sam felt nervous, not just because of the romantic date he was now planning. "Bye Fen."

The wolf barked before he entered the tree line.

XXX

Sam raced to get everything ready, and finally had everything set up. Now he just needed-

"Hey handsome." Gabriel. The archangel grinned at Sam, eyes gleaming. "We camping this Valentine's day?" he leered a little, and Sam grinned. "Not quite." He gestured towards the lake. "Something else to do first."

Gabriel looked interested and let Sam lead the way. Sam was glad that the lake was only about twenty feet through the trees.

"Whoa." The archangel whistled as he joined Sam. "How'd you find this place?"

Sam looked. "Had some help." He blushed a little, because he'd grabbed Gabriel's hand.

The archangel smiled at him, and gently pulled him towards the picnic Sam had set up. "Come on."

Okay yes, it was cheesy. But Sam loved every minute of the date, even if Gabriel did feed him at one point. It had been too long since he'd smiled like this.

The sun had set by the time they'd finished eating, meaning the stars were out. The lake water reflected them, helping the mood.

Gabriel leaned back. "So… I suppose you want your gift now, hmm…?"

Sam looked around. "Well, only if you got me one."

Gabriel grinned at him, with a gentleness Sam had been seeing more of lately. "Yeah, I did." He flinched as if irritated, before pulling out a tawny feather. "If you ever need me and for some reason the bond isn't working, this will summon me."

Sam took it from Gabriel. "Gabriel." He glanced at his lover who shrugged.

The mood was ruined by something in the woods making noise.

"They're so cute together!"

"Shh!"

"Now who's making noise?"

"Ssshut up both of you."

Gabriel and Sam glanced at each other, Sam was confused, Gabriel looked somewhat amused and a little embarrassed.

"Okay you three, come out." Gabriel called. "We can hear you."

The first to slink out was Fenrir; the wolf lowered himself to the ground, ears back, and tail between his legs. He crawled forward, looking very guilty.

Where he'd come from the noises continued.

"He only said three of us! Ow!"

"You're coming too."

"You two figure thisss out on your own."

A male walked out of the woods, and grinned, revealing serpent's teeth and eyes.

Fenrir glanced at his companion, who just grinned.

"So dad, will we be sent to bed with no dinner?" he challenged.

Gabriel glared at him. "I might do that Joremugand."

"Way to go." Fenrir muttered.

"It was Hel's idea." Joremungand yelped.

A woman peered out of the trees. "Traitor!"

Gabriel groaned. "Hel! Sleiphnir!"

The woman joined her brothers, followed by a long legged man, who must've been Sleiphnir.

"Sorry." Fenrir muttered.

Hel pointed at the wolf. "It was his idea actually."

Fenrir whimpered. "Was not. You suggested it; I just made sure the date would take place here."

Joremungand grumbled. "Wasn't worth it anyway. This was barely anything."

Sleiphnir gave him a look. "What is wrong with you?"

Joremungand glared at his half-brother. "Oh shut up, you wanted to sssee it too."

"Did not."

"I know I didn't."

"You three are messed up."

"All four of us are messed up, thank you Hel."

Sam started chuckling, as the sibling continued to bicker. Gabriel rolled his eyes, and cleared his throat.

They all stopped, and Fenrir finally spoke. "Okay, we were kinda rude." He nodded to Sam. "You know me, this is Joremungand, she's Hel, and that's Sleiphnir."

Sam felt put on the spot. "I'm Sam."

Hel grinned at him. "Sorry about all this. We just wanted to see our father's new lover."

Sleiphnir rolled his eyes. "Oh that didn't sound awkward."

"Not as awkward as your birth."

"Not as awkward as your face."

A moment of silence.

"Fail."

The four started chuckling, finally Fenrir, his tail wagging, barked. "Okay, we've killed the mood and introduced ourselves. Let's go find some jerk that dumped his girlfriend and give him diseases."

The group ran off, calling bye over their shoulders before disappeared.

Sam chuckled. "That was, interesting."

Gabriel shook his head. "I'm so sorry. I meant to introduce you-"

"It's okay." Sam grinned. "I kinda liked meeting them that way. Even if it did kill the mood."

Gabriel snapped his fingers and a box of chocolate appeared. "I can think of ways to restart it."

"Joremungand, you have serious issues!" Fenrir yelled, followed the sounds of someone being dragged away.

Sam and Gabriel both started laughing; Sam was having trouble breathing he was laughing that hard.

When he'd calmed down, he glanced at Gabriel. "If they're gone, I'll take you up on that offer."

Gabriel removed Sam's shirt and did rather interesting things with the chocolate. Joremungand chewed Fenrir out for not letting him watch.

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P.B.: * eats chocolate *

Me: *sobs in corner* I get no valentine's gifts, except for from Wolfgrowl and I have a cold. I hate Valentine's day.

Casey: Is she okay? * yodels *

Joremungand: I don't think so.

Fenrir: I insist that you have issues.

P.B.: Then he fits right in. * to me * Come on Anime, this was a great chapter.

Me: * coughs * Okay, ugh. I'm good.

P.B.: Great!

Me/P.B./Casey: Happy Belated Valentine's day!