I'll be damned she is alive. HAHA so in this "episode" Ruffnut confronts Fiyori about her crush on Hiccup. Meanwhile poor Astrid is sick and Hiccup is trying to make her feel better but sick Astrid will only feel better after she jumps his bones.

"Maybe I should wear something that shows more skin," Ruffnut said holding up a tunic to her bare chest in her shield/mirror. "Fiyori mentioned that Hiccup prefers girls with larger beasts," she said glancing at her reflection again, "Eh, this'll do." She started thinking a moment ,"b-but what if he thinks I'm shameless instead…" Ruffnut couldn't remember when the last time she acted so…girly. She let out a frustrated growl, "Ahh! What am I thinking about! It's not like I'm going there to meet him today!"

Today she was visiting her friend and fellow dragon trainer, Fiyori Ghastly Haddock's house. They were having a Hero Club activity during the training break. Even though they called it a "club activity" she just did what she liked sharpening her weapons.

"Fiyori?" came Hiccup's voice, jolting Ruffnut out of her concentration, "I'm coming in." He stepped into her room carrying a tray with some of Anju's famous tea on it. "Oh, hey Ruffnut."

"Ah! Hiccup!" Ruffnut shouted in shock at Hiccup suddenly walking in Fi's room.

"It's your first time here isn't it Ruffnut?" Hiccup said setting the tea down.

"Yeah," she muttered.

"Weird considering we see each other every day," he said, smiling.

"Y-yeah," she stuttered blushing.

"Sharpening you weapons again?" Hiccup asked leaning forward.

"Y-yeah," she said smiling.

"Let's see it," he asked holding out his hand out for the hook spear. He caught a glance of one of the weapons Fyiori had sketched out. "Who's gonna be making these?"

"You obviously. Speaking of which you should be helping out since you are a member, too," Fiyori said glancing at her brother.

"Erm…I-I have to go take care of Astrid," Hiccup muttered making a hasty retreat.

"HEY WAIT A SEC!" Fiyori shouted jumping up, but it was too late Hiccup had left.

"What's wrong with Astrid?" Ruffnut asked from behind the closed door.

"Oh just a cold, but her parents left on a voyage so she is bunking with us." Hiccup slipped into Astrid's room and leaned against the closed door. He turned and saw the beautiful girl laying down and sweating profusely and flushed with fever.

"Hiccup," she murmured, "Who came over?" she asked.

"Just Ruff," Hiccup said walking over, to her side, "What about you, are you okay?" She pulled the blanket higher and looked away.

"What is it?" Hiccup asked, sitting on the bed beside her. Astrid's arms shot up and wrapped around his neck pulling him to the bed.

"What do you think about her?" Astrid asked holding him close.

" 'What do I think?' Nothing really," Hiccup said, bracing his arms on either side of her head. Astrid pulled him closer to her face.

"Honest?"

"Uh-huh."

"I see." He pressed his forehead to hers looking into her beautiful blue eyes.

"You are burning up. Are you okay?" he asked.

"Not really," she said, closing her eyes, "Hey Hiccup, did you know that skin contact is the best way to cure a cold?" she asked.

"Eh…I've never heard anything like that," Hiccup said, recalling everything he could about health care.

"Yeah, the healer told me once that Vikings used to do that if they were caught in the cold weather and it was really effective," she said.

"I don't recall…" Hiccup started, but knew that it was futile, "What kind of skin contact?"

"Simple," she said, "We have to snuggle naked."

Hiccup jumped back in shock, a blush turning his pale face blood red, "Naked!" She had already pulled her sleeping tunic from her body.

"Yeah, you gonna help me?" she asked, smiling seductively up at him.

000

Fiyori was flopped out on her bed, hanging upside down and watching Ruffnut, "Oh come on!" the red haired girl groaned, "I blame Astrid, too. Talk about rotten timing." She threw her foot up on the window sill. "It wasn't easy to set this chance up for you and Hiccup to get together."

"All that for me?" Ruffnut said, looking up at her, "Hiccup sure cares a lot about her. I'm jealous of Astrid."

"You just don't get it," Fiyori said looking up at the ceiling, "If you keep on babbling like that, Astrid's gonna snatch him first."

Ruffnut looked over at Fiyori somewhat confused. She laughed nervously, "Fiyori, you liar."

"It wasn't a lie."

"If Hiccup started dating some other girl then I would be shocked," Ruffnut said, "But it won't be Astrid."

"Why not?" Fiyori, asked glaring at her friend.

"Well," Ruffnut said, waving her hand as if it were obvious, "Astrid is a shield-maiden, after all."

000

As they were saying this in the room across the hall Astrid and Hiccup lay snuggled close together in the nude in her bed.

"Your body is nice and cool," she moaned pulling him close to her and shifting her body against his.

"Astrid, don't move around so much," Hiccup muttered, as she pressed her body rhythmically against his.

"Mnn, feels nice here, too," she groaned wrapping her legs around him as he started getting aroused.

"A-Astrid," he gasped.

"Hiccup," she purred pulling him closer.

"We can't," he started, "You have a cold."

"But," she purred pulling back and looking into his eyes, "Won't I recover faster if I sweat a lot?" Hiccup flushed but knew he had lost.

000

Fiyori looked up from her book (or rather down as she was still upside down on her bed) "Ruffnut, you done yet?" she asked.

"Yeah almost," she growled. Ruffnut thought about it this way, Astrid exceled in sports and studying, she had the good looks too. Even the women of Berk couldn't help but be mesmerized by her. Ruffnut supposed that if Astrid was Hiccup's lover then she wouldn't be able to compete at all.

000

Hiccup rammed into Astrid as she gasped his name in ecstasy.

"Mnn," Astrid groaned, "I am sweating so much." She pulled him closer, pressing her heels into his back.

"Shh, Astrid. If Ruffnut hears you…" she pulled him into a kiss. With one last gasping yelp Hiccup came in thundering waves.

000

Fiyori stepped out of her room with Ruffnut not far behind. "Hold on, I'll get Hiccup," she said, her hand's on her hips. Ruffnut nodded an okay. She was really glad that Astrid was a shield-maiden

000

"Ohh, Hiccup!" she shouted as Hiccup came again. He collapsed and hugged her close. He watched as she started to drifted off. They heard footsteps in the hall. Minutes later Fiyori opened the door.

"What's up Fiyori?" Astrid asked.

"Where's Hiccup?" the chief's daughter asked.

"Isn't he in his room?" she asked. Hiccup slipped around the back toward the window of his room.

"Hiccup?" Fiyori called. Astrid jolted up.

"Ah! Hold on a second, Fiyori!"

"What?"

"Can you please get me a cup of water?"

"Sure…" Hiccup listened as Fiyori walked away. Now's my chance Hiccup thought as he slipped through his window. There stood Ruffnut in his room, and him as nude as the day he was born. Ruffnut's cheeks burst into flame.

"H-Hiccup," she gasped.

"Ah…this is…" he started but never got to finish as Ruffnut passed out. "Ruff?" he started before passing out as well. Moments later Fiyori walked in.

"What the Hel is this?" she asked. "That Ruffnut… fainting right after she managed to strip Hiccup. How sloppy." Fiyori picked her up lightly calling her name to try and awaken her. Later that night on the way home Ruffnut was thinking about it.

It was so embarrassing how she passed out in Hiccup's house. Her memory was a bit hazy but she got the feeling that she saw something shocking before she passed out. That's how Ruffnut spent her break… and poor Hiccup caught the cold too.

In the next chapter the gang goes to a hot spring in the mountians and while Hiccup and Astrid get intimate in the springs. Fiyori is on her own mission. Warning ahead of time it may be a bit of a tear jerker.

64maddness: There will be more CamixHiccup in the future I promise. ;D

Voldyne: Lol Here you go sorry it took so long hope you like it.

Kenju: Finally got it out FINALLY hahaha hope you like it.