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Chapter 4: It is Called Simian Bitan
After knocking a few trees down and blasting a new crater into a nearby mountain, Vegeta started walking back to the Son's House. He needed the time to figure out how to get the boys cured and quickly. From what he remembers of what Nappa and Raditz told, him Monkey Bite is a very slow and painful death if left untreated. "Crap! How am I to tell them? Telling the woman is one thing but the Amazon is a whole other battlefield that I really do not want to enter? Well I could…no, I should not they will think I hit myself with that Amazon's frying pan. I got it I'll ask Kakarot and his oldest how I should tell them but first I need to confirm something." Then he realized he was back at the Son's House and walked in.
"Gohan I need to find out from you if you had ever noticed something like that on your person?" Vegeta asked Gohan pondered the question for a bit "Actually I don't know I would have to ask Videl". "Ask me what?" Videl asked, Gohan looked at Videl and asked her "Vegeta was wondering if I had even noticed a hickey looking thing on me and I told him that I would have to ask you." he stated. Videl thought about it then said "Come to think of it I did see something like that on him it was on his back just above… where… his… tail… used… to… be." Then she started to blush.
ChiChi then asked "and just when was this when you noticed this" turning into a growl. Videl said shyly "a couple months after Majin Buu was destroyed, because I was afraid of losing him again and we got a little carried away and…"
Gohan cut her off more willing to take his mother's wrath over premarital sex "so we mated." ChiChi calmed herself down and calmly said "Gohan you better be glad that you two are married now and just now hearing about this because you know that if I had heard about that beforehand I would have tore you a new one."
Videl asked Vegeta after getting over her sudden fear "Why did you want to know what does it have to do with Goten?" Gohan then told her "Trunks as well apparently the leach theory got throw out the window and before you say it they also threw the gay theory out the window as well".
Vegeta replied, "Before I answer your question I have one more question to ask you. Did it disappear after you mated?" Videl gave a puzzled look at him, Vegeta sighed, and requested "Turn around boy let me see your back." Gohan turned around and lifted the back of his shirt; Vegeta saw the scar left by a hickey that has cured by mating.
Feeling defeated Vegeta took a seat. "To be honest I would rather deal with two gay sayians than this, it's a disease called Simian Bitan or Monkey Bite, and it's potentially fatal when left untreated."
A/N: I know that the first half of that last line seemed very OOC for Vegeta but I did it that way to get my point across, what I figure Vegeta would have been more willing to deal with.
Sorry, about the extremely short chapter the next chapter will be going into detail about the symptoms, and as to what to expect as the disease progresses.