A/N: If I fail to have a character mention what stage they are in this will also double as a reference chapter. Well hope you like it Read and Review.

I apologize now Vegeta will be OOC quite abet.

Chapter 5: Slow and Painful

"WE'RE GOING TO DIE‼" Trunks and Goten shouted and then started to bawl. Vegeta retorted, "You're not going to die, not if I have anything to say about it. Since the quickest cure is out of the question…" ChiChi and Bulma cut him off "Damn right…" Vegeta cut them back off "I already knew that." "Kakarot will you take me back to Capsule Corp., I need to get something from the GR." Goku nodded and walked over to Vegeta and put his hand on Vegeta's shoulder and left. Bulma thought to herself "What could he have that is in the GR?"

Meanwhile back at CC…

"Thanks Kakarot." "I was hoping I wouldn't have to reference that book for anything other than injuries and a minor sayian cold." Once he grabbed the book out of the GR, he headed back to where Goku is. "Got it let's go."

Returning to the Son's households…

ChiChi was getting irritated and was starting to feel like Vegeta did not want to tell them what was going on she was about to lose her temper just as they got back. Noticing Vegeta was holding a book. He sat down at the table and started to put ki into it and the book octupled (8x's) in size, then opened it to the section that he needed.

Bulma asked Vegeta "What is that book exactly?" He sighed and reluctantly replied, "It's a book that almost every elite sayian should have. It is a survival/med book but mine is the full version since I am from the royal bloodline. That is enough chit chat I'll try my best to simple it out for you if you have questions AFTER I read it all."

"Monkey Bite, It only affects Sayian Males after hitting puberty. This disease goes in five

The first side effect of this disease is a monkey bit or hickey that only appears on the torso of the body not the head/face, arms, legs, or male anatomy. This lasts until the third stage.

The second stage is strange food cravings like a pregnant woman that progressively gets worse, which eventually turns, into cannibalism. This is the longest stage.

The third stage consists of uncontrollable itching like having poison ivy, poison oak, and herpes virus [1] resulting in paper thin skin and crusty eyes. This is caused by the first symptom spreading all over the body.

The fourth stage is kidney failure, gallstones, along with high fevers of 105.8 F (41c) and low chills 94.3 F (34.611c)

The fifth and final stage is the blood thickening causing brain and heart failure resulting in death.

This disease can be cured as long as person is in the first four stages of the illness via medication can also be cured by sexual intercourse but if only in the first two stages, because the last stage is quick person will die within 12-24 hours. The person with the disease if left alone will last four months with medication it will last six months.

It says here the reason sexual intercourse cures it is because it changes the chemicals in the body forcing the sickness out. In addition the disease is contagious to male sayians that haven't had it yet."

Trunks looks at Goten "Yup, we're going to die". Goten complaints "But, I don't want to die". Vegeta yells at them "Will you two cut that out you're not going to die, there are no ifs, ands, or buts about it. The only way you'll die right now is if I kill you." They both gulp "Yes, Sir"

Bulma asks, "Vegeta may I have a look at your book to see if I can find anything that can help?" Vegeta responds "I was about to tell you to look in the appendix area to see if it has a way of making a slowing down agent to give us enough time to figure out what our next plan of action is." Bulma nods and flips through the pages and finds what she is looking for. "Hey, Vegeta can I talk to you outside for a moment?" Vegeta gives a quick nod and follows her.

"Okay, I now know what I need for the slowing agent, but I'm going to have to run home and get some medical supplies here is what I want you to do. I want you to knock out both of the boys and have Gohan keep an eye on them, I will inform ChiChi and Videl what I have planned, and in the meantime, I want you to take Goku to collect the Dragonballs." She hands him the dragon radar "I know that you can handle needles but Goku can't that is why I need him out of the house. If you get them collected quickly then train, fish do something to keep him out of the house for an extended amount of time."

Vegeta gives a sideways glare "I hope you know what you are doing". Bulma just smiles and gives him a peck on the cheek. Then she walks back in to tell ChiChi, Videl, and Gohan her plan. Vegeta knocks out Goten and Trunks before Goku got a chance to say anything "It's all part of the woman's plan she has instructed me of her plan and told me to take you with me to gather the Dragonballs". Bulma leaves the house and de-capsulated the jet jumped in once in the air she floored the thrusters to Mach 3. Vegeta saw this and thought to himself "Damned woman was holding out on us".

A/N: My mind was still on H P: D H pt2 when I wrote the part about the book growing 8 times its size so I apologize for the harry potter-esque-ness.

[1] Herpes virus pertains to herpes, chicken pox, and shingles.