A/n: Still don't own them. Hope you like the chapter.

Chapter Five: Lockhart

"Well take DiNozzo and go." Gibbs said tossing the keys.

"And pray that this isn't attempting to beat her to a crime scene." Tony said.

"Perk up. It can't be that bad." Ziva said.

"Really someone's life hangs in the balance." McGee said. This was all that Harry heard before the elevator doors closed.

"Where we going?" Tony asked. "Bethesda Hospital room 201." Harry said. "How did you get that?" Tony inquired.

"Inscription on the Mirror of Erised knock off." Harry said.

"Oh, what does the Mirror of Erised do?" Tony wondered.

"Shows your deepest and most desperate desire of your heart." Harry informed Tony.

The elevator stopped right then and they got off. They got into the car and were off. When they reached Bethesda they got out and asked for directions to room 201. A very puzzled nurse showed them to it. When they got to the room Harry and Tony heard voices. Drawing their guns they entered the room. Before Harry could fully take in the room he reacted. Shoving Tony down he handed him his gun and drew his wand. Standing up he brandished it. A force field sprung up and two red lights bounced off it and hit the people who sent them. Tony stood up and took their wands and handed Harry his gun back.

"So what do we have here?" Tony asked Harry. Harry shrugged in response. He bent down and riffled through their robes. He pulled out two metal badges.

"I thought so. They're Aurors." Harry said.

"Wait, magic police, as in what you could have become?" Tony said.

"Yep." Harry said as he waved his wand twice. A blue spray coated the two Aurors. With two other waves of the wand Harry started talking to them.

"Right, so we are federal agents." Harry said flashing his badge right in front of their eyes.

"You probably recognize my name as well and I can tell you that I am the boy who lived. I have the scar and memories to prove it. In the spirit of cooperation, I'm willing to let you help us. If you don't like it I could always just throw you guys in jail for assaulting two federal agents. Tony, how much is that? 5 to 10 years. Now double that and you're looking at twenty years. Now you could get out early for good behavior so averaging you could pull a Jean Valjean. Now if you chose to accept my generous offer, well we would be inclined to over look such an offense. All we need is your cooperation." Harry said.

"Har, you might want to add obstruction of justice to the charges." Tony said.

At this Harry looked around the room. He saw a man with golden hair on the bed with a black vine wrapped around his throat.

"Lockhart." He whispered. Turning back to the Aurors he waved his wand.

"So, what will it be?" He asked. After a brief look at each other, they answered.

"We'll cooperate." They said in tandem.

"Good." Harry said. Tony had whipped his phone out and had called Gibbs.

"We have a body." Tony said, simply. In fifteen minutes Gibbs and the rest of the team arrived.

"Palmer was right behind us." McGee said.

"I don't think that it was Palmer driving." Ziva said.

"You might be right about that." McGee said.

"Potter, who is being portrayed?" Gibbs asked.

"My second Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, Gilderoy Lockhart." Harry started.

"Seriously, the Gilderoy Lockhart was killed by Devil's snare. I don't believe it." One of the Aurors said.

"Well he not only was he killed by Devil's snare he was also a fraud and was only good at memory charms, up until he lost his memory." Harry said.

"How did that happen?" Tony asked.

"Grabbed the wrong wand and his memory charm backfired." Harry said. Just then the door opened. Harry tossed the two Aurors their wands and then waved his own at them, their robes were replaced by suits. With a nod to the plant, understanding sparked into their eyes.

"Gibbs who are these guys?" Palmer asked.

"We're with the department of agriculture. We are here to confirm that the plant around the victim's throat is one that got stolen from us a couple of days ago. I'm Agent Finchly and this is my partner Agent Roberts." One of the Aurors said flashing their, now, glamored badges at Palmer.

"Oh, okay." Palmer said as he reached to touch the plant.

"Sir, I wouldn't advise that you touch the plant. If it is the one we think touching it could very well poison you." Roberts said. Palmer hand retracted like a snake just tried to bite him.

"We'll need to escort the body to you're HQ so that we can take care of the disposal properly." Finchly said. Palmer nodded. Ducky walked in just then.

"Can we do our jobs or is the plant too poisonous for us to do it properly?" Ducky asked.

"So long as you don't touch it I see no reason why you can't do your jobs." Roberts said.

After that the rest went smoothly. Harry took pictures, Ziva and Tony canvassed, and McGee talked to the nurses to see if he could get any info out of them. Once Ducky and Palmer were done with the body and the Aurors went with them Gibbs asked the question that was obvious.

"What were those two?"

"They were Aurors that agreed to cooperate, though not very good duelists." Harry remarked.