A/N~okay, it's looking like a 3 shot so far but I have numerous ideas about how this will go, all of them long, so I'm thinking a 4 shot. I would change the title but I can't be bothered. Anyway...
I am titanium
I sang as I wrapped a towel around myself. I stepped out of my shower and went into my bedroom. Then I grabbed some clothes and got dressed. I heard the door open and the next thing I knew was darkness. Crap. I struggle, until someone puts something over my mouth. I fall asleep.
I wake up tied to a chair. Great. Then I heard a voice.
"Who the hell gave Lilly access to Chloroform?" Was that Aubrey?
"I don't know! Who told her to knock Chloe out?" Amy?
"Maybe if people didn't make it so easy to steal from the science department." That whisper's gotta be Lilly.
The bag is taken off my head. I look around. The rehearsal space? At least I've figured out who my captors are. The Bellas. This just keeps on getting better and better. Note the sarcasm.
"What's going on? Why am I here?" I asked, confused.
"We're asking the questions, here," said Stacie, stepping foreword. Amy, CR, and Jessica all backed her up.
"Calm down." Aubrey, Lilly, Ashley and Denise all said, trying to calm the others down.
I realised something and laughed. "Hang on, are you guys trying to do good cop, bad cop? That's cute, but maybe only 2 of you should be doing the interrogating, then. That's why I'm here, right?"
"Dammit, Chlo! You're ruining it!" Aubrey yelled.
"Sorry! Wait," I looked around. "Where's Beca?"
"The Hobbit" I rolled my eyes at Aubrey's nickname for Beca, "is uninvited."
"Why?" I ask.
"She's the subject of discussion."
"Wait, what?"
Stacie took another step foreword. "We all know about your toners. Kinda obvious. And while your eye-sex is, I'm sure, really hot, it is also really distracting."
"Eye sex?" I stutter. Then something clicks. "Wait, toners? As in, plural?"
"Yeah, plural." Said Amy. "What? That's why you didn't make a move? Honestly. You aca-losers are really thick, ain't you?"
"Amy, you're an aca-person, too." CR points out.
"Oh, right. Anyway, Beca likes you, too. Your toners are REALLY obvious. I was seriously considering getting you subtlety for dummies this Christmas. It's bad enough I've had to redo my statistics. 5 in 10? Come on!"
"5? I thought it was just me and CR." I frown.
"Going off the way she's been looking at you, Beca is, too. And while everyone's attention is on me, Stace and Aub are probably having eye sex or making out or groping or something as I speak. They're both horny as fuck."
I looked to Stacie and Aubrey, and sure enough, Stacie is holding Aubrey's waist, and Aubrey's arms are around Stacie's neck. Aubrey is red faced but Stacie just looks smug.
"Back to you." Aubrey says, detangling herself from Stacie. "Yes or no. Do you have a toner for Beca?"
"Yes. Happy!?" I confess/yell.
"Good. That's all we needed to know. Now what are you gonna do about it?"
I stared at her. Was she joking? "Nothing. Beca is my friend. And straight. I don't wanna ruin the friendship."
"Haven't you realised she likes you, too? She is constantly staring at you, you're the only person she's ever had a real relationship of any description with, let alone a conversation, and you're the only one of us she talks to in her free time." CR explains.
"What about Jesse? She sang the guy a love song, for Christ's sake!
"And? What else shows you that she likes Jesse?"
"She... Well... Remember that time..." I'm stumped.
Stacie puts a hand on my shoulder. "Face it, babe, you've got a crush. So does Beca. Deal with them. Now."
I sigh. "Fine. But I need your help." I turn to the group. "All of you."
Aubrey smiles and says "Chloe? Explain your plan. Tell us what to do."
I briefly explain my plan to the other girls.
When I'm done Aubrey stands in the middle of the room and speaks. "Come on, aca-bitches! Let's get to work!"