A/N: Chapter 4! And I did it in this week! I'm so proud of me! FYI: At this point in the story Lovina and Feliciana are both 15 years old!
I wrote most of this while hearing 10 hours challenge!
Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia Axis Powers or World Series. Or any of these names. Or characters... Except for those characters which are OC's.
Chapter 4:
The rest of that fucking week went in a blur. I were at the lessons, met the rest of my classmates. The overgeared asian boy's name was Im Yong Soo Wang, the boy Potato 2 had went to drink with the first day was a dane named Jonas Nielsen.
There were also some other ones an half-norwegian, half-icelandic girl named Siv Hall and finally a fin named Sonja Vainamo-somethingweirdIdon'tremember. *
The girl at my knife handling-thing –who didn't fail terribly–'s name was Natalia Braginski, apparently the same last name as the one, the crazy 'Heroine' hunted the first day. And she did it the whole week. I think she'll do it next week too. And the one after. And the damn one after, too! The guy she hunted's name was, someone told me, Ivan Braginski, the older brother to Natalia. And he feared his fucking little sister! If I had had any siblings, older or younger, I'd have protected them with my life! And never feared them, but loved them wholeheartedly! I guess Feli can do for a sister if I'll ever need one... WHAT THE FUCK AM I THINKING? *
Alishia and that damned turk usually helped me with my homework, and the same day I asked Feli about what it actually was we had learnt at math. Her potato bastard was very good at math, at least if you asked her. Up till now, she haven't criticized him ONCE! Not that she have criticized anything at all. I, instead, have criticized for both of us. Especially about her potato. And also... Tomato Bastard... even more than the potato fuckers...
"Lovi, why are you so mean to me? I know you don't hate me, since you keep telling me you don't, but you always swear i front of me... I really don't approve that kind of language, Lovi!" José whined. I looked at José, the honesty in what I would say showing in my eyes. "I do that, because I can't fucking be like that to anybody else... I really can't go on without sometimes release what I feel, goddammit! And if I said anything nearly as bad as what I say when I'm with you, h-he would..." And I couldn't get the next part out, because I had gotten a lump in my throat. Luckily José seemed to understand, and just said, "Si, probablemente tengas razón." And smiled kindly.
No, I haven't gotten flashbacks every second I've spent, thought or talked with Tomato Bastard. Actually, instead of José's voice to randomly shuffle with Tomato Bastard, it now only happened like once or twice a day. Or thrice. Or, shut up, fucker, so what if it happens every fifth second! And who cares that he have saved me from getting injured each and every time. Because he haven't!
...I've come to know the bastard who dragged Lili off a bit better, since we both are at the firing squad. He's really protective of that sister of his, says that they aren't even related by blood, but would shoot anyone who ever approaches her with an hostile intent with no second thought.
Some of the other people who have been at our table, yeah, I've sat with Maddie (she told me to call her Maddie) the whole week, have been the crazy Ally, an rather sweet girl, named Bella Colijn Schuyler, (oddly, Tomato Bastard scowled when he heard her last name. That's the only time he have scowled in the past week) this crazy bitch who told her name was Elizaveta Héderváry, and the next second said Feli and I would look adorable in dresses. I have never worn a dress, and I fucking won't begin now! *
I have also met other bastards, but none I remember so clearly. Yesterday I had trail running with Feli, and today we're at an cooking class. It is friday, so I won't have to look at all these fuckers faces for whole two days! Hooray!
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Up till now, I've seen Lili here, Sonja, Alishia, Bella, the Pervert (=Francis) and Tomato Bastard. There were also some others I didn't know yet. We started with an introduction, the new fuckers were a girl clad in a very short skirt and with an kind of condescending attitude, her name was Felicja. then there were three other bastards with her, a very little guy, named Raivis, an kinda smart-ass with glasses, introduced himself as Eduard Von Bock, and an timid brownhaired person (Felicja hang onto this guy) called himself Toris somethingIdon'tquiteremember. A girl named Qing Wang (she must be related to Im Yong Soo Wang...) who kept saying aru after any sentence, were there too. *
Feli and I each got into an already formed group. Feli got in a group with Lili and Bella, while I had to be in the same group as Pervert and Tomato Bastard! The good thing was that Alishia was the last one in our group. Why did Feli get into an good group, while I have to deal with these fuckers? Fuck. My. Life.
"Lovi, I'm so happy you got into our group! I didn't think we'd get another, since were already 3! But we did! Que me hacen tan feliz!"
"Oh, please, stop speaking fucking spanish! And stop calling me Lovi! It's not my damn name, dammit!" Great, now that bastard was near crying!
"B-but it's so cute! W-why can't I call you something cute, when I think you're cute?" His bottom lip trembled and he furrowed his brows. As though he didn't get it.
"Because I fucking say so, idiot! And I don't think I'm cute, so I am not!" I nearly screamed at him. And now he was so near crying I couldn't take it anymore. He also babbled something I didn't get anything out from. "H-hey, don't you dare begin to cry now! Goddammit, stop it now!" I must've had an concerned look, since Tomato Bastard lightened up and said:
"Aw, Lovi is concerned about me! Que es tan lindo!"
"I'm not cute, dammit!"
"Yes, you are! Oh, you picked some spanish up! I'm so happy you're learning it!" Actually, I learnt that from José. But I won't tell that damned bastard that!
"I'm not! I only got that word because you keep say I am that!" Lies, lies! I actually have known a lot spanish since I was 8 or 9. And I'm good enough to actually conversate in spanish.
Shut up.
I discovered the reason why we were the only group with 4 persons in. Alishia couldn't cook. Yeah, you might think I'm talking about simply not being good at it, or something like that. Pervert told me she couldn't, but I had never guessed anyone could be so bad at fucking cooking. She burned the boiled eggs! How the holy fuck is that even possible? She would have screwed everything up, if Pervert hadn't noticed, and taken the stove off the fire, she'd have destroyed everything. And she fucking just scowled, furrowed her eyebrows, and said it wasn't her fault, and she had had complete focus on what she was doing. Yeah, sure as hell she had! She had talked over her phone with the crazy Heroine! Who apparently was her cousin. Or something alike. I don't fucking know, it wasn't like I was listening to what they were saying! **
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Since Maddie already had gone home, I walked home with Feli and Alishia. We mostly talked about what had happened at cooking class and other stuff alike, until:
"Hey, I have wondered, where are you two actually from? I mean, I bloody know you're both from Italy, but you don't really look like you know each other that well. I-I mean, if you're really sisters, you can't be that bloody close. Maddie and Ally are my cousins, and we're more close than you two..." Her voice trailed out, leaving an awkward silence. After a while, I said:
"Yeah, you're fucking right, we're actually not siblings. We met each other less than a week ago. So what?"
"Nothing, nothing. I just wondered..."
"Ve~ Even if we're not related by blood, I think about Sorella as my sister! You think like that too, right sorella?"
"Yeah, sure, I do, whatever." I just answered in a bored voice. If Alishia was smart enough to see that Feli and I didn't know each other she might also see that something which happened to me every time that fucking Tomato Bastard came too close. And that Feli and I have had an woolly past. I so do not want her to discover any of that!
"-Or anyone else for that matter. Right, figlia?" I trembled, bit my bottom lip. I could still smell the gunsmoke, and something wet were falling down my cheek, and realized it was a tear. I felt fucking stupefied, and then took a choice. I could stay were I were, or flee. I have always been good at running, so I chose the last option. I ran. ***
"Lovina, wait for us! Bloody hell, what just happened to you? You look like you've just seen a ghost! And suddenly you're running!"
"Ve~ Sorella, what happened?" Oh, shit! I had a damned flashback! And I apparently began running. I don't want to remember that shit! Instead of answering them, I just walked the last bit home, 500 meters ahead of them. When I finally hit Ciro's house, I simply walked in, and got up to Feli and my room. Then I lay down until Ciro said dinner was ready. We had pasta for dinner, and it didn't suck as much as I had thought.
"Lovina, is it tasty? And what do you think, Feli?" Nonno was so kind to me and my cousin Feli. He always served pasta and tomatosauce! And he certainly made it much better than I or any other of those bastards did. Sadly he died when I was around three. And a little later on, mama left. I haven't seen my cute cousin since. I miss her. Fuck, I miss all three of them.
I took another bite, and acted like that memory had not just made me want to cry. This pasta reminded me of Nonno's.
"And it was so much fun at cooking class! Ve~ Except when Alishia nearly had blown up the oven. Lili is such a sweet girl, and Bella makes me smile!" When do you not smile, idiot? I am seriously questioning my sorella's sanity. I finished, and went up on my room.
"Ve~ Sorella, Lili and Bella asked me if you and I wanted to go to the cinema with them and some others! Please, go with me!"
"No, I fucking don't wan't to!"
"Please? Ve~ They told me they really wanted you to come with us!"
I scowled "Fine. But I'll go again if the movie suck."
"Yay~ Thanks a lot, sorella!"
Translations:
Si, probablemente tengas razón.=Yes, You're probably right. (Spanish)
Que me hacen tan feliz!=That makes me so happy! (Spanish)
Que es tan lindo!=That's so cute! (Spanish)
Sorella=Sister (Italian)
Figlia=Daughter (Italian)
Nonno=Grandfather (Italian)
Mama=Mom (Italian)
*The way I've introduced the different names are not something random, but very special. Some characters introduced themself only with their first name, while others said the full thing.
**Alishia suck at cooking. She can burn the goddamn eggs! That shouldn't be possible!
***Want to guess what that was?
A/N: So tell me what you thought of this! Hope I didn't kill your brain...
And before I forget, then who would want to read an Hetalia crack story me and my friend have an idea for? It will be normal pairings, but there will also be a lot of character x an inanimate object. Or moving. Whatever. Tell me if you want to read it, please!
Sorry if my english suck, It's not my first language, and any mistranslations are made by google translate, not me.
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